Daily reminder you silly wagecuckolds

>>36644121
Don't mind me, just a wagecuck getting /fit/ and working 40 hour weeks at the same time. Seems like my life is quite on track. Now I guess I can spend all this money on drugs. Can you?

>>36644168
Which drugs kid? Any you can function on while working?

>>36644121
The fuck could you invest in on NEETbux? Nothing. No one would want neets for investors anyway.

>>36644121
You should be thanking wagies for creating and affording to you your comfortable lifestyle. Also, in a social environment such that humanity is, your worth is based on your success. We NEETS are the ultimate losers in life. Never forget this.

but i enjoy my job tho

>>36644121
>getting rich off welfare

o i am laffin

I am actually kind of grateful. They can be a bit grating but they do make my lifestyle possible. In some ways they are pitiable. They can't function like a normal person so they need someone to tell them what to do. Otherwise they'd be 'bored sitting around the house doing nothing all day'. What a horrible way to live. At least they find meaning in paying taxes for my lavish lifestyle.

My experiments in rice processing is nearing a close for the current run. Interesting results really. In all areas oven baked has beaten steamed rice when it comes to starch conversion efficiency. My eventual goal is ultra cheap low temperature processing of broken rice for a better purpose than animal feed. It's a wasteproduct in much of asia and they are letting it go to waste. I believe it could be the next whey, another agricultural waste product that found it's use in nutritional supplements. I tried using extracted bacterial enzymes but I believe it is too costly a process, so while it's helped with some tests I need a better way on converting.

Once I get some solid data I will submit my research for publication. I'm wanting to go with ethanol production since it's heavily taxed and could mean more money for my neet brethren while also improving shekelbergs bottom line, allowing him to hire more wagecucks.

>>36644344
I own a slice of shitloads of American companies. They didn't seem to mind me investing, and I don't mind the dividends they keep sending out.

You have to be careful with the portfolio though, otherwise they could cut me off if they see my assets are too much, but with a little creativity it's easy to make things work to my favor.

>>36644121
>Be wagecuck
>Work behind a desk 9 - 5 the rest of your life
>Can't walk out of the job without doing paperwork
>Can't do anything without either HR or boss approval
>Go home and only have a few hours to relax before going back to your slave pen for Mr. Goldstein
>Literally waste
Living on low income housing and a single minimum wage job where I can literally do what I want and leave whenever I want no consequences, is fucking dope.

>>36644755
>33 years old
>wageslave at shitty lawyer job from 26 to 31
>start my own company two years ago, do contract work and my own cases
>work ~10 hours a week, earn ~12k/month as a disability lawyer
>lawl at disabled losers boasting on 4chan about their middling disability bucks

Life is funny

>>36645162

Why lol when you could potentially secure them as clients?

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>>36645162
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE 1%

>>36644347
>Not being on disability and finding a QT disabled chick to hang out with you, play vidya, watch movies and get high

>>36645265
Two reasons.

First, the ones who actually are receiving benefits are done with their cases, so too late to sign up with them.

Second, next to impossible for young people to win. The mental impairments you'd need would basically have to be at listing level, and barring multiple 5150 holds with no drug/alcohol abuse, it isn't going to happen.

>>36645329
I am. Feels weird, not gonna lie.

>>36644121
NEETS don't look like that... They get the neetbux because society labels them as retards.

You get very little of my paycheck so it really doesn't matter to me. I get to be a productive member of society and make friends at work while gaining work experience while you NEETS sit in your filthy rooms jerking off to gay shemale porn.

>>36646341
>productive member of society and make friends at work while gaining work experience
That just sounds charming anon. Meanwhile I get to hedonize, work on life goals relevant to myself, and spend time with my qtpie disable GF who adores me. But keep up that production! For the betterment of society! ;)

>>36645371
>get high
>off of 400 dollars a month
Have fun starving, I guess.

>>36646341
you gotta lurk more the "faces of /r9k/" threads buddy.

At least half of the Robots on this place seriously look like that

>>36647736
I get 1200 a month bozo and I work under the table 18$ an hour tax free picking up little piece of metal and concrete and taking 20+ minute breaks every 30 mins driving to different job sites.

>tfw doing well at a fulfilling job
>can afford to live in the city, drive a car, take 2-3 vacations per year and save for retirement
>in 30 years I will have pension, social security and my savings to retire upon
>neets will still have to live on 700 woolongs per month

>>36645329
actually the 1% is more in the $500k+ salary range

>>36644121
things wrong wit this pic

>his money
NEETs don't have money

>uses spare time to study investing
funny way of selling masturbate to traps

>lavish lifestyle
*perpetual depression
FTFY