>go on twitch >find a foreign streamer with like 50 viewers

>>36644038
That's pretty funny, that sounds like something I'd waste my time doing

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>>36644038
>know exactly what I need to do to fix my life
>do absolutely nothing instead

take that me

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>>36644038
>go to small channel
>streamer tries to interact with chat
>never chat

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>>36644038
>go into /devilish/ thread
>don't post anything of substance
>still get anons to read it
madman

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>>36644038
>Walk into room
>there's a girl (i think, she was really far from me)
>i breathe in the air she's surrounded by
>tfw

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>>36644038
>go to small channel
>report if they break any rules
they don't deserve to make it if they break rules at 10 viewers

>>36644885
I do this but for women.
on another note, do you think twitch will forgive me for getting banned 3 times I deleted that channel and made a new account. idk if that's ban evasion or not

>>36645253
>evading a ban and pretending you don't know that it's ban evasion
/demonic/

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>>36644038
>6 years ago
>in high school
>jam the lock on the janitors closet so only a couple tables are out for lunch
>empty seat at Stacy's table
>sit there and all the Stacy's are forced to sit by me and one Stacy has to sit on the floor
>play my ds the whole lunch and ignore them

>>36646077
I left for months I built a horrible community and decided to start over

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>go to Vietnam War memorial with Grandpa
>he's talking about the "heroes" on the wall like my uncle
>ask him "if these guys are all heroes how'd they die to a bunch of rice farmers?"
>he shakes his head and walks away

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>>36644038
>go on twitch
>find an english streamer with like 5 viewers
>start cursing at them in russian
Get on my level.

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>be excited for election 2016
>follow political news for 18 months
>vote whole heartedly for donald trump
>turns out he is a neocon shill and just another puppet politician

REGRET.
EVERY.
DAY.

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>>36644138
>tfw you've been rused by a book 150 years old

>>36646946
>LE 5D CHESS GUISE
you could see this coming from miles away
all that marketing and people following him blindly because muh alpha high energy was also a dead giveaway
you americans shouldn't have gone voting at all

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>small streamer suffers from unexpected technical difficulties
>report him for not playing
>he gets taken down 15 minutes later

not a single fuck given

>>36647563
that's not funny. someone did that to me

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>>36644038
I used to do this every day.

>go to some shitty 13 y/o minecraft streamer
>spam chat with racists slurs and hate speech
>kid doesn't even know how to mute/ban
>doesn't have any mods
>starts bitching about my spam on stream
>mfw

>>36644387
Fucken devil!!!

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>go on twitch
>find the biggest chad douchebag looking normie I can find with 0 viewers
>tell him his low bitrate stream is shit and he sucks at the game
>he shuts it off

>throw nails on the highway at night

FUCK YOU CAR FAGS

What's the best way of finding small streams?

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>Go to wal*mart
>Buy some desktop computer
>Take it home
>Change RAM, graphics card etc out for cheaper shit
>Return it
>Wagecuck employees doesn't know how to check
>Sell parts on eBay

I have more /devilish/ stories if anyone wants to hear them.

>>36644038
>go on twitch
stopped reading right there. i fucking hate beggars on the street, now these motherfuckers moved to the internet

>>36648982
That's a fucking Edd, Ed, and Eddy tier scam

Jewish AF but genius

>>36646946
>voted Trump to spite vocal leftists and so the tpp wouldn't fuck up my internet

>>36649203
>voted Trump so the tpp wouldn't fuck up my internet
>first thing he does is appoint a corrupt FCC chairman to fuck up the internet

Good job mate.

>>36646233
This sounds really autistic, I hope it didn't happen.

>job is to unload and unpack boxes from a truck for a store
>like 90% of the boxes day "do not open with a sharp instrument" for some reason
>we still open them with box cutters

>>36648982
Does Walmart actually sell computers with worthwhile components for this?

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>people start getting tilted in overwatch for no reason
>stall game for as long as I can
>throw game at last second on purpose to fulltilt my team
>play with the same people the very next game
>type :^) in chat

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>>36649634
>play game with friendly fire
>spawnkill team

>>36649418
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
Those boards would better suit you, normie scum

>>36648906
I doubt that's true. But if so I hope you get assraped in prison when you get caught

>>36648982
I never even thought about that. hilarious

>>36644038
>great grandmother has severe dementia
>she forgets my name a lot
>tell her im someone else
>forgets and asks me again
kek