Seriously, what's stopping you from being a hetero trap?

>>36642425
Because I'm bald and almost all girls won't like me.
It's too bad too because I have a nice face and huge thighs.

I look like a melted halloween mask

>>36642425
I just want to be a boy desu

>>36642425
I already am, me and my gf cosplay together

Obligatory response
>hetero
>trap
Pick one desu

Too tall and wide shouldered.

But I'd do it if I could desu.

>>36642425
>Seriously, what's stopping you from being a hetero trap?
I can never ever look like the girl in that picture

Lost the genetic lottery not quite tall enough to be good boy not short enough to be a cute girl and would have to wax my enitre body bimonthly.
Fuck my parents.

>>36642425
That I'd look like shit. Usually you can't take a mediocre to ugly looking man and turn them into a good looking woman.

>>36643281
>be a trap
>fucking girls as a trap impossible

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>>36642425
It's very rare for cis girls to like traps and femboys I feel

>>36643062
Very jealous desu

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>>36642425
Because
>too lazy to shave entire body every few days
>too poor to buy cute clothing
But
>short and skinny
>round bubbly butt
>face is not too manly
M-maybe someday I'll look into it

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>>36642425
>hetero trap
Kek

>>36642425
Metrosexual is the best bet.