I wish I had a fembot (real female) friend.

too bad """fembots""" (biologically female) do not exist

>>36642372
get yourself a real female (guy) friend

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>>36642393
Why are you so mentally challenged that it annoys other people?

>>36642451
sorry to hear it triggered you, normie

>>36642372
I'll be your friend OP lol I'm an actual female

>>36642473
I'm not a normie, and it didn't trigger me, It is just annoying to read nothing but 12 year olds bashing on women in every thread. I know 4chan is hip and fun and 'look I'm so cool I hate people on 4chan' but go play elsewhere.

>>36642486
>I'll be your friend OP lol I'm an actual female
Do you use discord?

>>36642372
I'll be your friend if I can have more pictures of cats similar to that one

>>36642553
No, sarry

>>36642542
im not here to pray to out woman overlords. if thats what you want and you must use 4chan then go to /soc/.

>>36642626
I do have Skype tho

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>>36642626
Any other way to contact you?
>>36642571
I don't have any similar pics...

>>36642689
Skype, but I don't have it on phone

>>36642571
>>36642571


I can be your cute cat anonette ;_; whats ur skype or discord?

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>>36642726
I don't have Skype
fug

>>36642788
It takes like 5 secs I just made a new one cuz old one was in Turkish (made it in Turkey so it fucked up the language)

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She waiting for you anon, you just have to climb this rope to get there

>>36642743
My skype is roundraccoon I think. Come prepared with cat pics. Nekos will do

>>36642372
Me too. I don't know if they exist though, since most females get showered with attention anyways.

>>36642905
Nah that's not yours check it again it shows nothing ;_;

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I want a fembot friend, but want to meet her by chance IRL, not actually on 4chan.

Of course, this will never happen, because I don't go outside much, girls like that don't go outside much, so the chances of us ever being in the same place at the same time are slim.
Not to mention that even if the stars aligned and we ended up in the same place, neither of us would ever speak to the other.

>>36642542
Where do you think you are normieslime?

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Any european femanons who want a friend? Pls respond

>>36642981
I'll try to make a discord, hang on :P

>>36643082
Ok. I'll wait for it ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YJ2x7zU3Q4

>>36643025
How would I be a normie? just because I realize all the fails I had with women is my own fault? if you get fucked by every women you meet, you are just shit at judging characters and fall for the same kind of person every time. Guess what? Women are people too and there are shitty people and not shitty ones out there, you gotta find the non shit ones, obv.

>>36643131
ok I should be roundraccoon on discord if I'm not completely technologically impaired

>>36643247
Yeah but I need the # + the numbers

or just add me Pez#0349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u20cjc2VWSs

i saw piety was looking for a friend but she's looking for a sociopath

Hey OP you still here? I still wanna be friends :'(

>>36643282
I'm not op but I still like the idea of a sweet fembot fren

>>36642372
And why the hell would a friend need to have a vagina? Do you ever try to think a bit about your desires and where they come from?

>>36643416
Do you have a Skype? Like I said I made a new one.

>>36643361
>>36643416
Replied to wrong post

>>36643501
But now I probably sound like a Chad that talks to a bunch of girls

Can we fucking not do this today? Don't come here if you're only going to actively try to ruin the board. For fuck sake.

>uuu uuu I want a friend
>oh but said friend absolutely has to have a vagina and tits
>but don't worry it's friendship I want
>but if you don't have a vagina and breasts I don't really want your friendship

>>36643500
Yes but I have a discord I use more

>>36643677
Attention whores and beta faggots are made for eachother and sadly there is an abundance of both here. This thread is a case study in desperation.

>>36643704
Shiet, well my Skype is purkinjebastard@gmail

>>36643790
>purkinjebastard@gmail
What is your discord? I prefer it

>>36643826
Lemme create one real quick, it'll be purkinjebastard though

>>36643884
When you do mine is LightStreams#6985

fembot friend would be chill

>>36643962
>LightStreams#6985
are you the grill?

>>36644000
No
Orgiianalaio1111

>>36642372
why do you wnat a fembot real female friend?

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>>36643282
>Pez#0349

My sides.

>>36642372
It can be argued that I'm not a robot, but I am female

how do i git a lonely robot fwiend

>>36643282
If there ever was a manwhore slut on this board it's Pez.

And people call me thirsty. Christ.

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>>36643725
Can i get an AMEN?

can i pleaz hab a fren wit big boobys and vagoo-goo
mummy leav 4 wurk each dey at 5:30 after she maeks me dinnur tendies so ennytiem after that u and i can get on discord and u can talk to me in berry secksy voice while I jack it
maybe u send me pictures of ur big boobys to?

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Alright. I'm not lonely and I don't classify myself as a fembot, because they're all stupid as hell, and so are robots.. BUT. I have a question. If I had a male friend who was a robot I would ask him..

CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW MISSILES WORK? I don't understand how a piece of steel can travel over 10,000 km across the sea. Does it hover? Is it like a drone? How is it exact in its coordinates and how does something without wings or an engine just magically go to a specified location while being in the air for so long? Isn't there wind? How do you throw a rubber eraser and say 'this is going to get to 1234 Cherrylove lane' and it goes exactly there?! Please explain!!!!! :(

>>36644072
uh what with that?

>>36644357
You're obviously a fucking moron if you don't understand.

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I wish I had a robot friend with a 10" long 6" thicc benis and big hands large enough to grab and hold my buttcheeks entirely desu.

Ah~ I wish I had a robot (big penis) friend.

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>>36644346
The missile just KNOWS where it is

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Thanks kiddos

>>36644346
and obviously it won't be accurate to a tee, but does the sender just assume or figure it will land in [this approximate region] and launch it? even so, how the hell does it maintain the expected path for so long? how does it stay in the air for that long?

>>36644346
>>36644519
The large missiles that can travel 10K+ km are either cruise missiles using jet engines or rockets going on a suborbital trajectory. Jet engines can go that far because they're extremely efficient at high speeds and altitude, rockets can go that far because air resistance drops away at high altitudes and lets them travel the distance extremely fast.

>>36644596
thanks babe. love yah

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>>36644596
Can we use the missiles to nuke femanons and their orbiters?

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Daily reminder that fembots are for BREEDING

>>36644346
>something without wings or an engine

>women

>>36642653
Not hating women doesn't equal praying to them. False equivalent. But I get it, girls weren't kind to me as a teen either. Adult women can be more mature though (not all of them though clearly)

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>>36644716
CAN I PLEASE GET AN AMEN?

>>36642372
Did you find a friend yet OP?

>>36646284
I haven't. I wasn't properly prepared, no Skype account and don't really like using Skype to be honest.
Some negative comments ITT just made me want to disappear. I'm not looking for a female friend for sexual things. Some people assumed that's what I wanted.

>>36646898
I just wanted you to do some introspection to find the reason why you want a female friend. Why do you need a female friend? In what way would her femininity be important to your friendship?

>>36646926
I haven't had female friends since I was a kid and I thought it could just be fun, I guess. I don't know. Is that a shitty reason for it?

>>36647013
I just wanted to know the reason. It's not shitty. Still, it's no more fun than having a male friend.

t. guy with female friends.

I think there's something else behind it though.

>>36647882
is because womyn hab big boobys that I can looc at and a vagoo-goo that I can tink about
maybe if I frends long enuff she may be let me touch her big boobys and cum in her vagoo-goo

>>36647992
Ikr?!?
wuldn't it be so hot if a womyn let me cum all over her big boobys after she succ me off
it would be cool if I could fuck her vagoo-goo too and coom inside of it

>>36648166
i make big cooms, womyn like big cooms right?!? why no women want my big cooms.

>>36648490
I know!?!
The other day I was feeling vary horny so I walked into my sister's room and stood their four a second. I wuz looking at her big boobys and how fully developed she is. I'm only 14 but she is 19 and I know she likes big cooms.
So I decided I was going to give her big cooms. I walked up to her and slapped her titties and then grabbed them as I pushed her down onto the bed. I ripped her shirt off and started to motorboat her big boobys but then her boyfriend walked in. I turned towards him and then turned back to fucking my hot big boobyed sister. I pulled her pants down and then stuck my dick in her vagoo-goo and started fucking her.
Her boyfriend tried to get mummy to make me stop but mummy was understanding of how I can be when I don't get tendies on time.
After about 20 minutes of cucking my sister's boyfriend, I made a big coom in her pussy and she screamed really loud so I stuck my dick in her mouth to get her to be quiet.