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>I am nearing my 60s

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>we are nearer to the 60s than the year 2117

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>>36641896
>parents are nearing their 70s
>I'm near my mid-30s
>nephews are nearing their teens
>live at home still and be the weird uncle
>JUST WANNA PLAY VIDYA GAMES YAHURR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

>parents near 60s
>big brother near his 30s
>I'm about to hit my 20s
Why time has to pass so slow and fast at the same time

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>>36641896
>mum hit 50
>dad is nearing his 70s

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>>36642765
>mums 58
>dads 79
born late as fuck

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>>36641896
>Dad is nearing 90s
>Mom is bedridden nearing 80s
>I'm physically disabled and can't work due to chronic back pain.

What do? I am determined to kill myself when the time comes.

>>36643351
if your not fat live and have kids but only if ur white the world needs less brown peope also wait till parents die to kys do them a kindness

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>Parents. ear heir 40s

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>>36641896
Mine are mid 40s, same age.

I'm 22.

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>>36641896
>all these normies with parents who are ALIVE

My mom gave birth when she was 40 - is this why I am such autismo?
>tfw 27 and your parents are practically geriatrics

>>36643521
no, anyone can be a robot. Just few actually are.

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>inheriting a 2 million dollar property is coming closer every day

>>36643473
Lucky. My dad was 60 and mom 57 when I turned 22.

>>36641896
>parents are in their 70s
>mom won't stop drinking aspartame sodas
>has copd and early onset alzheimers from too much diet sodas
>watches the same episodes of CSI:Miami and NCIS over and over
>only plays solitaire on her computer
>still goes to church

This poor fucking bitch has been too ruined by God and Jesus and too spoiled by sackless men refusing to argue with her because they value her pussy more than her intellect. I love her but I just want her to die already and stop being so miserable in her ignorant complacency.

>>36643869
you sound like a ungrateful cunt

>be 24
>both parents are 60.

The idea of their ever nearing death is actually starting to keep me up at night. I don't want them to die, brobots ;_;

>>36643521
yes. if woman has babby after 30 there's an increased chance of getting the 'tism

>>36643869
I don't like you. Your mum deserves so much better.

>>36641896
MIne are closer to 80 than 60.

>>36642039
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
They're gonna make it, you saw 'em here first.

I like seeing kids still dream of being honest rockstars.

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>dad just turned 53
>mom is turning 49 this year

>mum 59
>dad 60
>me 24

>>36644331
Same for me, especially because i live in another country. Shit scares me.

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>>36643683
>mfw both parents are retarded poorfags who live paycheck to paycheck despite of being employed for decades in a row

Atleast grandpa is loaded. Not suprised that based old scrooge is in bad terms with both my parents.

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>dad is 67
>mum is going to be 60 in a fee months

Having kids late should be punishable by death

>>36641896
>tfw parents had me late so they're in their 60s while I'm in my 20s and I'm autistic
idiots

>>36643683
>tfw i will not get anything because my dad will give it all to his gf or her kids
Doesnt bother me much, we never really got along.

>>36641896
yeah its freaking me out too, doesn't help my grandma passed not too long ago so the whole death meme is on my mind

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>>36643473
My parents were my age when they had me and I'm still a virgin.

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>your dad is in his 70s
>you literally just turned 20

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>be 35
>parents are 65 (dad) and 63 (mom)
>stay at home to take care of them
>they'll die within mext few years due to poor health and their stupid decisions to smoke and drink heavily
>already set to get the house + $1m in inheritance

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>when dad was your age people listened to shit like culture club and WHAM

33
Dad died of prostate cancer after a 12 year illness, so I'm likely to get it

Mom's life has gone from taking care of him to takin care of my mentally ill, suicidal brother.

I feel pretty bad for her tbqfwy

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>>36641896
>Dad in early 60s
>Mam in early 50s
>I'm still only 19

I don't want my parents to die. ;_;

>both are almost 60

>me 19
>mommy 60
why did they have me so late

>Mom in her mid 30s

tfw teenage pregnancy baby.

>>36644881
That video is from like 10 years ago, the group disbanded out of shame after becoming a meme, and the lead singer died in a car crash a couple of years ago.

YAHURR

>i have no way to go to look for girls
>my parents have to take care of me as i'm recovering from a car accident

>>36642039
Me in 10 years to be honest

>>36641896
as a neet this would worry me.
>>36642038
kek

>>36647609
>stay at home to take care of them

If they are in their early/mid 60's and you have to care for them, you need to kill them and yourself.

>>36641896
>20
>dad is 70

>tfw killing my mom
she used to be a milf but the stress of having a tarded son is is fucking her up

>>36641896
Both my parents are dead and I'm grateful that they died quickly. I loved them, but I honestly prefer being an orphan to taking care of a couple of incontinent 90-year-olds for the rest of my life.

>>36649625

i'd rather be dead than have my kids or anyone else for that matter change my diapers and feed me. it's just way too much to ask

>>36641896
18 here. Dad is turning 62 this year.

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>>36641896
>father is 63
>mother just turned 61

>>36641896
Same feels, i'm only 23 too. If they live to be old that means roughly another 23 and they'll be gone. My older sister is too autistic to live on her own so I don't know what's going to happen when they die. She's not autistic enough to get NEETbux but just enough where she can't hold down a retail job or live on her own.

>tfw my parents will make her live with me even though i'll be married with kids at that point

>Mom is about to inherit a lot of money
>It will be mine when she dies
>She is 60
>Both of her parents were alcoholics and lived to their 80s
>She is not an alcoholic and is very health conscious
>She will probably live to 100
>I might die before I get to see that money

>>36643351
Learn how to make cyanide and kys when the time comes

>>36641896
>mfw 19
>mfw parents 62

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>>36647482
You'll become feral, bots. This audio clip was painful to listen to.

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>me 27
>mom 56
>father 75

the age of the father doesnt matter r-rrright guys?

>>36642039
>weird uncle
I'd rather have a NEET by comfy uncle than a successful uncle that doesn't give a shit about me. My now favourite uncle went through a NEET phase, and he's the one who introduced me and my cousin to video games and computers. He made it and now I took his place and his kids become hysterical at the prospect of seeing me

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>>36641896
>dad is 60
>mom is 57
>I'm 30
>brother is 27
>dad had me at 30, mom had my brother at 30
>dad had an OK blue collar job until he lost it at 40 ish (plant shut down)
>I still live at home
>I have two degrees
>just lost my retail cuck job yesterday
>I'm a kissless, hugless virgin (now a neet) with no prospects

I feel like shit. I hope I can get a job soon, so I can at least feel like I'm contributing to society. I'm just happy my parents are supportive of me.

>>36641896
>parents 55 and 56
>Alzheimer's runs in my family
>it's a real possibility it'll be their faith and possibly even mine if it isn't cured
>I'll have to watch my parents forget me

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>parents have given up on you
>they just leave you alone in your room

>>36643869
lel sounds like my mom and grandma. they love solitaire.

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>>36652742
this feel (or lack of feel)

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>>36652742
>tfw having to pretend your okay with how your life is going in the presence of parents

Both my parents had parents who lived to their mid-90s, I hope they're lucky enough to have inherited that longevity.

>>36652443

if you have two degrees, why are you stuck working retail? just curious

>>36653877
Kind of a long but uninteresting thing

>started university doing business
>thought it was too stressful, so switched to a b.a. in basically social anthropology
>graduate in 08
>oh shit, need a job
>got a job in a call centre, which lasted a year
>spent years as a neet
>get a job at a store
>decide to go back and finish the business degree while I'm working at the store
>finish the degree
>no jobs in this podunk city
>can't afford to move out of parents house, let alone somewhere else in the province/country and pay off my student loans
>still keep job, as it's better than nothing

Basically, a lack of judgment on my part, plus not being able to afford to move away. I admit I should be looking (or should have been looking ) harder for a non entry level position, but, hey.

>>36641896

>almost to my mid 20s
>still no college degree (almost done), hardly any work experience
>parents are nearly 70

This shit sucks, yo

I'd be willing to bet atleast 85% of /r9k/ were born when their parents were above the age of 35, most even 40.

>>36648479
>dad in late 60's
>mom in late 50's
>only 19

>>36654560

i know 0 people in real life whose parents were older than maybe early 30s when they had them. i can't believe there are so many robots whose parents had them around 40 or even beyond - maybe it is true what they say about your kids coming out worse-off in some ways

>>36654560
>have shitload of siblings
>being born to an older mother and being the last born have negative projections for life
never had a chance

>>36654560
You would lost that bet because it's a retarded one to make.

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>>36647579
>tfw 21, dad is 60 and drinks every night and mom is 56 unemployed and in and out of psych ward

>>36641896
brother is 30 this year
mom is 60 this year
dad is 65 this year
maternal gram gram is 100 this year

I've obviously got time but I imagine I will be a fuckload more miserable when everybody else is gone

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>parents are just run of the mill old people
>as I got older it became clear they just didn't really know what they were doing
>they're not even particularly crazy, they're just kind of clueless and lazy
>they're generic old people now
They don't seem to grasp how much they fucked it up. I'm 26 now with no friends or relationships, and they still have in their head that I'm like a teenager who will somebody get a wife and have kids. I wish it were isolated to me, but my brothers are actually worse. My sisters are highly accomplished, whereas I'm the only male who even finished college.