Well robots? Who gets it?

I deserve it I got there first fuck those normies

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>>36640486
Nobody, because I was there first.

>>36640486
First come firstt serve :^)

The old woman but unless I'm in the reserved seat I'm not getting up

Definitely the zombie.

>>36640486
Elderly or the cripple. The bitch with a mulatto can stand and the zombie dude is already dead so.

>>36640486
anyone but A. fuck that cunt

If you let A sit, then you're giving the seat to two people

>>36640547
Why so?
Originally original

Are these people retarted? you can clearly see free seats in the picture

>>36640486
None of them deserve my seat. Maybe if these fucks didn't feel entitled to my seat I would get up for one of them.

>>36640486
Whoever sits first since it's equal rights, equal opportunity world.

>>36640486
honestly. lets use as much deductive reasoning as we can in a societal context.
D- either a zombie or an extremely strung out meth smoker...I can't tell. If he's a zombie he can't feel shit, and if he's a meth smoker/shooter, he should be stim'd up enough to endure a ride on the fucking tram.
C- I understand this man has an injury, but he's also a grown ass man; if he's anything worth his salt, he would understand that the women get the figurative "right" to the seat.
B- This woman is obvious an elder member of society, and her motion seems to be impeded by a cane. However; this brings us to A
A- This woman obviously has a child in infancy, something to be completely considered by other passengers; and judging by her muffin top gunt, she's probably preggers with Da'Kwon's other tar baby. Regardless, since an infant child is in question, the mother should have the seat to ensure the best possible protection for the baby.
(I live in the south if this makes a difference,)

>>36640486
Elderly lady and cripple can have my seat, the bitch who fucked a guy with no car can shove it

>>36640486
Keep the seat
>A
Nothing wrong with her, if she can walk around like that then she can stand like that.
>B
It's probably more beneficial to her to stand instead of to sit, I'm doing her a favour.
>C
Same as A.
>D
Zombies can't get tired, standing shouldn't be an issue.

>>36640486
Are you fucking kidding me? what a stupid question. D

>>36640569
She's a rarara roastie.

I'll just get up. Why am I supposed to decide who gets the seat?

>>36640486
Unless i'm sitting in reserved seating i get my fucking seat.

>>36640486
why does that baby have a fucking goatee??

>>36640632
Not trying to be a white knight cucklefuckle but why? Just trying to figure out what to say if a situation like this rises

>>36640486
whichever one is nicest

>>36640486
>A
Not my fault you got with someone who doesn't have his shit together and renders you car less
>B
You should enjoy your legs before before you become wheelchair-bound you old bitch
>C
you'd just have a harder time getting back up you gimp cunt
>D
Return to the grave

>>36640693
Syrian child refugee

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>>36640486
Normally, I'd let the old woman sit, but judging by the look on their faces, they're all cunts that feel entitled to sit down and therefore deserve nothing for being greedy sub-humans.

>>36640706
>>36640547
so much fucking this

>but why?

didn't he just answer that?

>>36640486

The zombie, because I don't want anybody eating my brains.

Has people ever been in scenarios like this? Where they had to give up a seat? I haven't used public transport in years and I can't ever remember if I had to give up a seat or not.

Fuck A, bitch should have gotten a nigga with a car
Fuck B, bitch should have worked her long ass life to be able to afford a car, or again, gotten a nigga with a car
So I ask C how he broke his leg. If it was getting in a car accident that wasnt his fault, etc, give it up to him. If he was doing something stupid then I keep the seat and tell them to fuck off

>>36640790
This.

You just answered the question for me my dude, thanks

>>36640856
why do you need to be spoonfed?

>>36640486
no one. i don't have white guilt.

>>36640875
i'm taking a dump, my attention is somewhere else

>>36640486
None because he's not sitting in the "please move when requested" section.

>>36640829

I once flew United... it was before they started getting super-Jewy with the seats though so IDK

>>36640842
B can probably afford a car. Problem lies in that old decrepit fucks like that can hardly drive.

>>36640486
get off the bus with the crowd while the zombie eats the cripple, the nan, and the single mother

>>36640486
What is D supposed to represent? Zombies?

>>36641115
Someone really sick or wageslave I guess.

Why does she look so angry? Surely people should ask with a nice face.

Sure if it's difficult to walk and there's no other seats, you can have my seat. But I appreciate it if you ask me nicely and just be atleast a little polite.

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>>36641138
>or wageslave

>>36640486
Non, because all of them are taking half of my wage bucks already.

B - however if she's there demanding my seat she can go do one. I always taught to respect my elders but fuck them if they are acting like cunts.

Also why should I give my seat to a single mother?

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>>36640486
If im on the bus im coming home from work.
Id be tired and a bit irritable, i wouldnt move an inch.
>anon ur such a dick those people need your seat more
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TIRED NORMIE LEAVE ME ALOOONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36640486
>all those people around
>they pick him

Why?

>>36640486
There are empty seats behind the guy and also to the right.

>>36641233
>Why?

white male etc

>A and C have temporary ailments that could have been avoided if necessary
>D is a fucking zombie
>B's "ailment" is just her age, and will not go away unti she is dead.

So, probably B. Unless it's reserved seating, in which case I keep my seat.

>>36640829

No. It's never happened to me personally. But the trains and busses usually have marked sections that say you're supposed to give up those seats to the elderly, pregnant or disabled. They are rarely so crowded that these seats actually have to be used, but they're there.

>>36640486
None of them, fuck that.

I got there first, and no matter how much scowling or bitching I receive from that cunt up front, I won't move.

I just stand up and walk away without saying a word.
Let them fight it out, it's not my problem.

>>36641233
>that haircut
>robot glasses
>holding his briefcase like a bitch

B E T A

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>>36640486
the downtrodden leper
he obviously has it the worst and everyone els is scowling, the leper might just look that way because his face is deteriorated but the others dont have an excuse to be self entitled cunts.

>>36640486
I have a disabled ID so I will continue sitting there and tell them to fuck off

>>36640486
I'd give it to B, its how I would want someone to treat my own grandmother. Balancing on a moving bus/train can be difficult at that age and a fall very serious.

>>36640486
There's a bomb in my briefcase you little shits. You chose the wrong fucking train.

>give away seat
>let them handle it irl
>laugh

>>36640486
I GET IT

FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

>I don't have to give up my seat
None of them because I was there first, also all of them are giving me looks like I'm SUPPOSE to give up my seat.
>I have to give up my seat
D, because everyone will get up for A, B and C.

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>>36640794
This. They all look like angry jackasses.

A is a cunt and can stand
B, if she is older and a bit cripple I will offer her my seat. If it is a babyboomer I will remain seated.
C. Will offer him my seat
D. Is also a cunt

>>36640486

none of these sour-ass looking bitches are getting it

fuckers, thinking they're more entitled to a seat than me just because they are more encumbered by the results of being alive than I am