THE TALK

>>36638168
>girlfriend
>/r9k/

NORMIES GET OUT

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>>36638168
you wont have 'the talk' if you dont show up

she cucked you beat the shit out of her

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>>36638168
>i'm pregnant (by chad/tyrone)
>we should take a break (i'm ghosting you)
>i don't feel the magic anymore (i'm cheating on you since 1.5 years)

keep us posted

Meh. What's the worst that could happen? She breaks up with you? Tell her to fuck off. If she has something to say tell her to say it. If she's too much of a sperg to do so tell her to write a letter or gtfo already.

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>>36638187
this is what i did when my crush wanted to have 'a talk' with me. i knew that it was serious and i bailed out. she probably never saw that coming lol

OP here
she wants to talk in a few hours.
I'll keep you posted

>>36638168
She's going to get you circumcised.

>>36638258
you can't cut of something that isn't there
damn joos

>>36638269
>implying you can only get circumcised once

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Sounds interesting, keep us posted

OP. She will want to fight you: Do not let this happen. Detatch yourself from the situation. Be logical and clinical in response to her emotional manipulation, don't let her play you for guilt.

>Anon, I met this guy Jamal
>you know, everyone does it these days, it's totally natural

>>36638425
Anon is right. I've also been meeting Jamals as of lately.

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>>36638168
She's fucking Chad and Tyrone, just end it desu

>>36638168
If you have a girlfriend you should leave this place.

>>36638168

She will say she doesn't feel the same for you and she wants to be alone for a while, but she still loves you.

Actually behind your back she got a new bf, she'll try to keep it secret but it will be official in a week or two

>>36638891
ahyes but if I lose her then surely an arrangement can be made

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KEEP US UPDATED OP-MAN

No. There is always another woman. Take the money you save by not seeing her and spend it on yourself. Be stronk anon.

>A: She wants to break up
>B: She cucked you
>C: She cucked you, she's pregnant, and she wants you to raise the kid
just bail on her now, it's easier

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Op should toy with her and make her look bad (if something like other anons posted) and just be like "of course I knew but I wanted to see how far you could go etc. etc." and just be as ruthless as he can

OP here, she should be finished with work soon, hopefully.

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OP here
She just texted and said she wants to meet in a public place, and suggested the mall coffee shop.

Is this normal? She also wouldnt answer the phone when I called but texted me right away afterwards, wtf

>>36642166
plot spoilers incoming
she wants to break up with your mentally unstable ass

>>36642166
Sorry to say but it sounds like she wants to talk in public to prevent you from creating a scene.

You know, if there are people there, you can't exactly start screaming or threatening her.

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>>36642219
Why though? I've been giving her some space recently (exams for both of us) and even thursday night/last night she went out with some friends.

Dont know what more she would want.

>>36642166
fuck off you retarded spasmonkey acual OP here,
she is still at work

>>36638168
say nah.

text her

"ur dumped lol delet my number"

post results.

>>36642166
>She also wouldnt answer the phone when I called but texted me right away afterwards
yeah its breakup time. she met someone and probably already fucked him.

>No harm done, right anon? teehee.
>Why are you not happy for me?

>>36642293
also, important, whatever she says back, do NOT respond, it'll tear at her emotions HARD.

never respond to her EVER AGAIN.

say that and NOTHING else.

she came into this wanting to cuck you, this is a major anticuck manuever.

>>36642277
well hurry up you silly op you said you were gonna keep us posted

>>36642277
>>36642166

Whichever of you fucklords is the real OP:

do this:

>>36642335
>>36642293

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>>36642355
REAL OP HERE
She was out last night with her friends I dont know what could have changed though? She didnt text me until the am and I havent seen her since wednesday night.

Is she fucking a tyrone guys pls explain...I cant handle this..

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>>36642381
obvious b8 desu

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>>36642381
WTFFFF
I'm the real OP she is coming over right now on her lunch break from work, I'm nervous bros, should I try to have sex with her one last time??

>>36642335
Quit living your bullshit fantasies through other people, you pathetic beta. Let him be retarded, just like you were.

this board needs ID's or something jesus christ
last time actual OP here,
Will make new thread with timestamp and military patch, will use name 'Chad ThunderCock'
Will keep you autists posted

>>36642166
She's breaking up with you in public so you don't make a scene. What she doesn't realize is that she severely underestimated your autism levels and you will in fact make a large scene, regardless of how many normalfags are watching. Be prepared with an elaborate villain speech or something.

>>36642532
Yeah OP you better make a scene infront of everyone that will be X2 worse for her

>>36642480
gr8 b8
fuck off to /pol/ or reddit with your ID shilling
real OP here btw

Shes been to sweden fucking akbars you got aids fag

acid to face

>>36638243
Lmao I went and looked that thread up, thank you so much

>>36642581
>>36642480
No, THIS is OP. Stupid fags.

Maybe she wants to get married and have children.

That'd be nice.

>>36642678
would be cool

>>36642669
prove it
protip: you originally cannot

>>36640564
>stronk

How the fuck i would ever get that feeling

>>36642755
Don't believe them I am OP.

>>36642755
>>36642793
Both of these people are posers. I am OP.

>>36638168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WglwMDf1gCQ
do THIS and ONLY THIS

>>36642808
This is a mess. I am actually OP.

>>36638243
>>36642640
Oh, shit! https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35843482/#35843663

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some of you are alright.
as for all other "OP's"
make timestamp to proof you are

>>36638168

>girlfriend

justr get out ^^^

>>36642829
>>36642808
>>36642793
stop trolling
my girlfriend is potentially breaking up with me and all you do is just making a mess of this thread
actual OP here I'm on my way to meet up with my gf now

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>>36642901
Stop LARPing dude. I made this thread to try and get advice and now you are just shitting it up.

Seriously guys, what do I do? She wants to meet outside the mall mcdonalds and said she is bringing a friend she met last night.

>>36642901
>>36642951


HAHAHA
okay real OP here I'm actually meeting my GF tomorrow in a starbucks downtown. Rest of you "OP"'s need to grow the fuck up.

>>36642951
Suggest just ending yourself to avoid the confrontation

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>>36642951
>>36642973
>>36642978
WTFF
SHE JUST SAID ITS A GUY FRIEND SHE'S BRINGING

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Op here.
She fucked a Muhfuggen BIX NOOD!
...MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA

NEW THREAD WITH DA REAL OP

>>36642556

PROOF PROVIDED

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>>36642951
>>36642973
nice try of identity theft reported you to the FBI already
if you were the real OP you would know that my gf is vegan and despises big corporate businesses

>>36638425
>Anon don't be jealous Jamal is just a "friend" and we are going to cuddle together.

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>>36642258
I remember a friend of mine being in a particular situation - she'll either berate you for not being close enough or say that she needs time away to study for exams (using stress as the main justification), mark my fucking words anon that's whats going to happen.