There is hope

You wrote that yourself didn't you?

You poor, lonely motherfucker...

Maximum cringe
Dual wield level cringe

>>36638147
I've already accepted that I'll be alone forever. There is no use in pretending.

Me and my gf have been kicked off of /pol/ twice in the past hour, just for giving advice. trying to uplift some people.

your left hand cant be your gf.

Why do you do this to yourself anon

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>>36638147
Oh dear this is so sad its kinda funny

>>36638147
Birthday gifts from your imaginary Nazi girlfriend? Cool

>>36638147
goddamn OP i hope this is true, it feels like a funeral if it isn't

>>36638147
The depths of mental illness present in this thread are indubitably extensive. The OP clearly constructed this whole hypothetical situation by himself, and then posted about it online to engage in social interaction with similarly damaged individuals. He was probably hoping people would say "Wow, I'm jealous OP" and he would get a small dopamine hit

Any girl who does this is trash. Memers and women with any political viewpoint are all cancerous

>Cringeeeeeeeeeeee
My God. Either you're the cringiest couple ever or you're roleplaying which in this instance is slightly less cringey.

>>36638285
>women with any political viewpoint are all cancerous
So you want a braindead sex doll?

>>36638147
What's with the frog?

>>36638301
All women are braindead that's why the ones who try to make political opinions are even worse. They need to stick to feminine things

>>36638302

it's kek the ancient egyptian chaos god that nu-/pol/ worships

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The OP is my boyfriend. POL deleted our threads just for trying to talk to anons about meeting girls.

Proof.....

>>36638318

If your woman conforms to your beliefs it's a sign that you're in some way a man. They only do it for your approval though, since women are incapable of holding any genuine beliefs of their own

>>36638348
you do realize this just makes you guys look even worse right? "tits or gtfo" is like a 2008 meme

>>36638348
>Posts pictures of tits on /r9k/
Thanks for proving me >>36638285
right mr """"""man""""""""

>a trap pretends to be a guy with a gf on r9k
>but he does it for the sake of motivating robots to improve their lives

i'm conflicted

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>>36638348
Oh no....
I'm crine

>>36638301
I can only imagine the breadth and wit of your conversations, the matching red MAGA hats, Fox News always on in the background, dog eared copies of the works of Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and other intellectual heavyweights scattered about, the covert or overt racism.

I'll bet you two are absolutely charming, the very epitome of grace and culture, to yourselves at least.

I think you two are cute. I also think you are casting pearls before swine...
But keep it up. Don't let the truly bottomless depths of our depression here pull you down.

>>36638348
Whatta skank, fuck off cum dumpster

>>36638301
>thinks women can into logic
>thinks her political views won't dictate her fee fees and her degenerate behavior

>>36638348

Your threads were deleted because they were off-topic and didn't belong on /pol/. Surprised you weren't banned for shitposting

>>36638416
They seem pretty stupid.

> off-topic tards from pol

> booze
> redpilled
Wow.

>>36638147
That note reeks of being written by someone who actually holds predominantly left wing beliefs but pretends not to because they find /pol/ memes funny.

>>36638446
You reek of being an idiot who thinks everything's a conspiracy.

>that's what u get for listening to that entertainer Alex Jones and taking him seriously

>>36638147
You don't live in the middle of nowhere, do you?

>>36638378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbl2cc1TZ8A

>>36638348
>The OP is my boyfriend
You mean OP, no need for a definitive u worthless slut

>>36638147
>>36638348
This is the cringiest shit I have seen a couple do. Someone send me help, it's not even funny, it's just two edgy retards playing le fascism is offensive. I hope that doing shit like this is somehow healing for the two of you in some sort of way and that it grants you happiness and what not, because this is just absolutely pathetic. I could see a couple wearing matching outfits and cringe less than I have thus far. Please.

Also, if you're showing boobs alongside "LOVE YOU MORE THAN HITLER" aren't you obviously just pretending your whole personality so that you can date a certain guy? Come on. Girls who say shit like that are the worst kind of attention seeking and retarded, full of daddy issues and shit. Gimme a break.

>>36638487
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbl2cc1TZ8A
Fuck jews. Fuck Fags. Fuck anyone who isn't living up to their biological standard

>>36638147
>getting a frog statue from your gf because it's a meme
i would be upset, i hope you don't have any children and cannot produce any

>>36638479
Ok anon. You just go right on back to "keking" at the the funny Hitler and jew memes. Clearly you must be the most redpilled person alive.

>Girls like this only exist on the internet
>Girls on the internet never live near me

>>36638147
You do know Lagavulin 16 is shit compared to the Lagavulin 12 right? She is obviously cheating on you

>>36638378
What? I'm not dating a girl. I just wouldn't want someone who didn't think, and I'm not a Trump supporter.

>>36638574
Even if they lived nearby they'd have no interest in you! Yes I'm yelling!

>I'm not actually.

>>36638511
We've been together for over seven years.

>>36638348
>posting that on 4chan
Geez. OP why do you not care that your gf is doing that? And why are you so cringy?

>>36638630
Wow, seven years of keks and lol hitler is the best. Sounds like eternal bliss, the relationship of my dreams. Damn it /pol/ you always impress us robots with your bragging, why must you always win.

Threads like these make me feel glad that I have a good looking normie gf

>>36638630
And yet you still post your tits online

>>36638663
Shit. Show her some real appreciation today and buy her that eyeshadow palette suggested by that Beauty Guru person.
Fuck. I had never seen shit from this perspective.

>>36638603
Oh, sorry old chap, thought you were the couple who started this thread.

I'd love a girl who shared my interests, liked similar tv shows, music, movies, books, played at least one instrument well (as I do), was fluent in at least one other language, etc, but in the end it's secondary to her loving me.

I'd actually be happy with a brain dead sex doll, as long as her heart was fully functioning and she loved me with all of it.

You know, it could be that the girl herself is roleplaying as the bf and it's really just a sad or bored femanon giving men false hopes by creating the illusion of what they want.

>>36638692
underboob doesn't count. lol

>>36638663
show ur appreciation by cumming all over her face

>>36638716
Wow what a quality woman!

>>36638707
>buying her shit
Nigga were just 18 year old manchildren

>>36638711
I thought of this, but it's not working is it? So it's not like it matters, she just made a bunch of robots confused and cringe hard af. I guess we should commend how desperate she is to be trying this fucking hard to get attention though?

>>36638716
You can see nipples in that pic

>>36638736
Yeah, I mean no true redpilled man would let his gf post her tits on the internet. It's a borderline abusive, controlling ideology.

>>36638716
So how wld u feel if ur mom walked out to meet u and ur guests showing that kinda underboob? Aha, you nasty old slut!

>>36638744
oh shit! how far did you zoom in?

>>36638746
dude, I didn't. It was just underboob

>>36638799
>>36638780
You're delusional man. Get off /r9k/ and just admit to yourself that you like a nasty slut

>>36638568
I'm not redpilled at all, and Hitler/Jew memes, like all memes, are hit n miss, a lot of miss lately, as the normies have started to get involved and they always shit things up.

>>36638511
Plot twist: It's just a nazi roastie, pretending she has a boyfriend.

>>36638799
She's a ho dood, no better than the degenerate Jews you like to think you're above, and now this picture exists, forever, ha nice going, making a skank ur gf, gg

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I don't understand what the point of this thread in, why tease lonely autists

>>36638845
you want a dick pick? lol. didn't think so

>>36638875
post a photo of your dick in her pussy immediately

>>36638875
Yes. I want a timestamped or threat tagged dick pic.

>>36638147
Cringey as fuck desu
Don't internet in real life its lame

>>36638904
bro, we're just having fun.

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I'm screen capping this thread, it's hilarious, first OP gets accused of writing himself a love note, then he gets his girl to post a boob shot only to have everyone call her a whore, all the while everyone makes fun of his alt-right /pol/ red pill politics instead of admiring it like he thought they would.

>I guess once a robot always a robot.

>>36638835
I agree. The OP of this thread being a prime example.

>>36638942
dude, you have no idea

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>>36638942
>implying they don't know this
>implying they aren't b8ing
>implying they aren't basking in the (you)s

>>36639027
is OP playing 4d chess?

>>36638996
>>36639027
I dunno lads, a nice looking new bottle of $50 budget whiskey, a thrift store frog figurine, a prettily written anti-Semitic/racist love note, and a pair of middle aged underboobs, it must all mean something...

>>36639147
An embarrassing obsession with/pol/. Yes.

>>36639177
dude I kek'd, have a (you)

>>36638155
fpbp
rosemaruu

>>36639261
your post is so fucking stupid holy shit

OP, the only way we'll believe your little story is a time or thread stamped dick pic.

>>36639277
Why? Because I was amused? Do you not like (you)s? Come on anon, do tell.

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>>36639362
>Why?

It reeked of babbys first 4chan post desu

>>36638348
No idea what's going on in this thread but I wouldn't mind more storm tits.
Already gave up on getting a gf, so at least you can do something for me.

>>36638348
Good on you two, happy birthday

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>>36638147
>>36638348

Why is everyone so jealous of OP and his based redpilled gf? Is cause you're all jealous liberal virgins?

sad....this board is kill

>>36639461
>red pilled
>slut that posts her body while in a relationship
choose one

>>36639461
we started this thread to help anons out, but apparently everyone just hates us

>>36639540
Hope you two have a good day anon. It's nice to see a girl who isn't ruined by feminism :)

>>36638147
Stop writing these things yourself and taking pictures to show off.
It's sad buddy, but at least you didn't post this on /pol/ though.

Fuck off back to r/the_donald.

>>36639557
>Le based trad gf free of feminism
>Posts her tits on the internet

>>36639461
Don't make me kek u nigger, OP would trade a dozen of those middle aged tits for the ones on the last girl I fw, perky af a cups, so pale they glowed in her dimly lit room (her parents were away for the weekend), soooo soft, and the cute little noises she made... and she's not even my gf, not officially or anything, just a girl that went to the same hs as me but graduated a year later (2016) than me

>>36639630
You seem jealous...is cause you virgin?

>>36638360
Tits or GTFO is timeless you fag

>>36639639
No I'm not, I've had 2 srs gf's and as of last week 11 casual ones, I'm still seeing the last one, I've probably f*kd more at 19 than u wl in ur whole life, sorry to be so harsh to a fellow robot but it's true

>>36639685
But it was for /b/ not /r9k/, we're supposed to be lonely robots having interesting conversation, not edgy /b/tards

>>36639745
>to a fellow robot
>fellow

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36639745
confirmed for salty af virgin lol

>>36638147
Is she 15 or autistic?

>>36640458
>tfw no qt 15 year old autistic gf

>>36638348
The robots on here are beyond hope, there's no helping them because they don't want to be helped.

>>36638147
it's ok anon. you're safe with us

>>36638348
so you make your bf cuck with this post?

Can women not just like things? Do they really have to make their entire personalities revolve around them in a cringey and embarrassing Reddit-like fashion? Like, you can't just be a girl who happens to play video games, you have to be a "GAMER GRILLLL XDDDD SUCH A GEEK LOOK AT MEEEEE :D"; you can't just be a conservative and browse /pol/, you have to be a "NEO-NAZI ALL HAIL LE GOD EMPEROR PRAISE KEK XDDD LOOK AT MEEEEE :D". It's like their entire personality is a costume and they have no genuine interests of their own. Fuck me, women are awful.

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>>36638348
good redhead
all these butthurt fags
praise kek

>>36638348
>>36638147
Your gf's tits look good but you autistic af my man

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>>36638348
>people like this actually exist
I hope you too look back on this and cringe someday

>>36638147
Holy shit go shitpost on Reddit you stupid attention whores

>>36638348
Ok I'm jealous now.

>>36638147
>gf
Please leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!