hey robots whats up lonely lurker femanon here. really want

never going to happen, your best bet is to use an anime pfp and be a waifubot

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Be born in California.

>>36635618
EXERCISE >>>/fit/

>>36635677
i can actually look pretty cute if i take the time to get myself all dolled up, i just never have the energy to do that.

by boobs are 32DDD, shouldnt the size at least draw a bit of appeal? They're too squishy!!

bump please help guys :(

Post a pic to see what we're working with here.

>>36636227

face or body or what

>>36636260

Body and face if you're up for it. Post whatever you feel comfortable with.

>>36635618
Just post some pictures.

>>36636227
Yeah "femanon" sorry but I just assume you are all larping traps

I have money. I can pay for whatever surgeries or personal fitness trainers you need. In exchange you must naturally offer full access to your body for sexual entertainment purposes.

Post original pics senpai

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>>36636227
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>>36636379

trying to find pics where i dont look like absolute shit orz

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>>36636227
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>>36636386

heres one with my retarded face

some acne, dumb lopsided smile, terrible hair, and what the fuck even eyebrows

>>36636428
Not bad actually. You could be a project. But your location is probably too far away.

>>36636428
That's a nice hairy muff.

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>>36636447
>She makes the scrunchy face

>>36636471

thanks! i kind of like having a bush but mostly its because im too lazy to shave and genital stubble is actual hell

>>36636428
>>36636447
I'd fug. If you are concerned about weight, just exercise more. You didn't lose genetic lottery.

>>36636488

thats just my retarded crooked face trying to smile :(

how do i fix it do i practice smiling in the mirror or something???

>>36636447
Ummm... London?

>>36636501

what can i do about my saggy tits? the size is ok but they hang so low. also trying to do almost any sort of cardio sucks because they hurt.

ive been doing some chest exercises which are supposed to help but idk if theyre actually doing anything

>>36636490
i'm a bush man

me me a bush man gimme that bush

>>36636513

Portland, OR

not original so i guess there are robots here too??

>>36635618
You ever hear of the red queen effect? Its from a passage in Alice in Wonderland where the red queen runs faster and faster, but never moves anywhere. That's you.

What you're looking for will not satisfy you. All that adoration will turn to ash in your mouth. Blindsided by the momentary relief, you will try to scale your operation, by getting more adoration. But it will never lead anywhere.

The only meaningful part of your endeavor is the fact that you are searching for a door out of your internal suffering. Take that fact, and start asking questions about what that door actually is and how to open it.

People vastly uglier than you live more harmonious and happy lives. That's the only meaningful goal, living a harmonious life. With this nonsense, you're courting disharmony.

>>36635618
Honestly, you're safest bet is to just go off yourself.

>>36636534

i have zero idea what i want to do with my life, though. im not good at anything except getting naked for strangers on the internet- that's how i've been making money since i was 17. where do i go from here? i have no passion or goals besides building up my fanbase so i can keep paying rent.

>>36636428
>>36636447
I think you are cute and there is nothing wrong with your tits.

>>36636447


you are completely trashing yourself here grill anon.

don't be so hard on yourself and pick up that self-esteem you look lovely. and no i'm not trying to be a captain save-a-hoe, i just genuinely believe you can turn yourself around.

>>36636557
>17
You could have blackmailed people for cp possession.

>>36635618
Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoXYe9e01_Y
I hope it does more for you than it did for me.

>>36635618
Go to /fit/, they'll teach you their secrets. A lot of girls I've seen posting progress on /fit/ look amazing.

Also, if your goal is just internet attention, just put on makeup and use camera angles. It's easy to trick the camera.

You better not be doing this for financial gain

>>36636557
Step up and go into real life whoring. More money to be made. Or become a sugar baby. You'll get luxurious stuff and money in exchange for spreading your legs for a rich middle-aged man.

>>36636557
What would you be doing if you were a man?

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>>36636656
pic related by the way

>>36635913
>can look good
>doesn't want to put effort

stop being a lazy cunt m'roastie, it could build your character too

>>36636519
Yeah, I can forgive everything but that. You even have cute nipples. Losing weight might help, but deflated looking tits are so gross. Get a boobjob if you have to, but that always seemed like a bad idea. They wont look bad in a pushup bra, so you're life is fine as long as you dont take it off.

>>36635618
Drink water, cut the junk food, take walks

Its all easy

>>36636447
Does your name rhyme with Grelby?

>>36636649

i did

it was lucrative

>>36636827
You're that fucking soulless?

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>>36635618
Post nudes timestamped, duh

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>>36636428
I wanna suck those cute saggy tits so fuckin bad Jesus Christ

>>36636674

actually did have a sugar daddy for a while, now he's my IRL boyfriend because i like his dick.

>>36636604
>>36636613
ty kind anons! i dont see it honestly but im glad someone else does

>>36636661
/fit/ is very into the 'eat 1200 calories a day and exercise!!' route but i much prefer the 'go crazy on caffiene and nicotine and adderall and diet pills and starve yourself' route (i cant afford nor do i want treatment for my eating disorder)

>>36636678
probably would be working at some hourly minimum wage job, or id grow a pair and finally kill myself. attempts in the past have just ended up with me in the ICU.

>>36636749
i dont want to hide myself under a layer of cakey makeup, i want to actually be pretty. im fuckin gross

>>36636770
i want to save up for one but idk. maybe keep the size the same but get a slight lift or something?

>>36636791
check, i puke it up, and check.

>>36636821
nope sorry

>>36636844

i did what i needed to surveve (and sometimes fund my drug habit but I'm clean now excepts medical marijuana)

>>36636869
hey anon i do have some porn for sale

or a pornhub page if you just want free shit lmao

>>36636890
>eating disorder
>fatty

Hmm...

>>36636890
>my IRL boyfriend

THEN WHY ARE YOU WHORING YOURSELF

>>36636905
DID YOU NOT HAVE PARENTS

>>36636924
Anorexia Nervosa binging and purging subtype.

i starve myself for a few days, then eat way too much food and throw it up, repeat

this and alcohol are my only source of calories

>>36636918
post pornhub page pls

>>36636934

camwhoring because i love the attention and validation it gives me/the small following i have is mostly nice people which i really like

the money my boyfriend gives me is a bit short of rent so i have to come up with $200 a month somehow or im fucked. too mentally ill to get a 'real' job

also yes i do have parents but my dad was abusive af so i was homeless at 17 living in a car with an abusive 24 year old boyfriend, it was really a swell time

>>36636997
anorexia diagnosis criterium is bmi <17
yours is much higher

>>36636428
Absolutely nothing unattractive about you from the looks of it. Post your kik and I'll gush all day

>>36636997
Have you actually been diagnosed? You'd much more likely just be a plain Bulimic, if anything.

Part of the diagnostic criteria for anorexia nervosa is being underweight. In fact, that's a huge part.

>>36636488
Holy shit how are you still on this board. It's been years

>>36637046
https://www.pornhub.com/users/tinylilfae

>>36635618
>tldr how do i become the ultimate ideal cutie pie pic unrelated

Bear at least three of my children.

>>36637078
yup, was underweight at the time of diagnosis. lied to my therapist about being 'recovered', put on 30 pounds, and now have an adderall prescription (which was the goal of lying to my therapist so im cool with it, she wasn't helping much anyways)

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>>36637086
https://twitter.com/tinylilfae?lang=en

>if you have a problem with trans people i don't care if i lose your business. i don't want it.

>>36637063

i was 110 at the time of my diagnosis, went through 'recovery' to get an adderall prescription.

weight can be lost again but adderall makes that ten times easier to do.

>>36637115

had a trans person on my cam and people were being shit about it

i got to eat great boypussy though so whos the real winner here

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>>36637115
fb: binosaur
>18/nonbinary/use whatever pronouns you want but i prefer gender neutral ones

>i'm not annoyed by cishet people rn (which is weird bc i usually am) but it's a certain type of monogamous people

>it's not even 8am yet and i've had to deal with transphobia. can i please have just one day where i don't have to do this shit? please?

>>36637167

old fb pic gross

anyways all the things youre cherrypicking here are 1. old sjw bullshit from being an impressionable teenger on the internet or 2. tweets that were about a very specific situation because people were being shit about me having a trans person on cam

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>>36637167
This bitch is everything we hate.

>Polyamorous slut
>SJW
>Prostitute

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>>36635618
Trust me Anon just get /fit/ and wear clothes that titillate the imagination and you will have every guy wanting you.

Your tits are big and will stop sagging with exercise and proper nutrition.You also have very sharp facial features that look unattractive because your face is fat but if you lower your body fat you can look like pic related.

Having quite a few 10/10 model friends I can say many guys would be more comfortable with you than a genetic goddess.

>>36637247
whats the best way to lose fat?

i can drop weight easily but not healthily or sustainably- starvation leads to water weight loss and maybe a bit of fat gone, but im definitely not building muscle here either

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>>36637201
>happy trans day of visibility, just in case someone was somehow unaware that im queer as all hell and the gender binary is for squares

>my Tinder got deleted but i made like $75 first ayyyy

>This pic is from a TRUMP PROTEST

>>36637282

r u having fun being a creep to strangers on the internet or nah

>>36637289
You're the exact kind of person we pray gets raped.

>>36637317

youre about 10 years too late lmao

having fun in your moms basement?

>>36635618
>keep eating junk food

The answer is fucking obvious, just stop eating trash and start working out.

Now stop attention whoring and get out roastie.

>>36637329

eat it but then puke it afterwards

not really sure how to do the 'healthy eating' thing

>>36637268
No starvation doesn't work and if it does it's not sustainable.
Google Intermediate Fasting

Obviously going to to the gym just doing some basic lifting is by and far the best thing you can do.

But by all means that's not the only way. Buy a little kettlebell, interchangeable dumbells, and an adjustable bench and do supersets. Shouldn't be more than $75. Find a cardio you will do everyday and do it first thing in the morning before doing anything using the HIIT method.

After fasting in the morning reward yourself with a big nutritious clean meals with a lot of vegetables and lean meats and less carbs.

I can tell you don't belong here Anon. Set yourself straight and start living life.

>>36637327
Nice comeback.

>She hid her posts

>>36635913
>32DDD
how big is that? can you post your tits to show me?

>>36637358
SHE POSTED THEM LIKE FIVE POSTS DOWN

>>36637369
thanks my briend

>>36637358
earlier in thread lad

>>36637349
literally admitted it was not sustainable four words later

right now i have a jump rope (but not enough space to use it unless i got to the public park and make myself look like an idiot) and two 3 pound weights that i do some pinterest arm workouts with every now and then

So why are we helping a Tumblrina camwhore slut again?

>>36637387
cos she got the bushy bush and im a bit of a bush man love that big ol bush

>>36637409
I'm glad you like it! <3

>>36636428
That fucking bush HHNNNG <3

Never shave for me.

>>36637387
idk fuck help me be a bit less of a shitty person

or at the very least, how to be more fappable because right now im maybe a 5/10 and i really think i could do better if i got off my lazy ass and put some effort into it

tips to become more attractive eventually means there will be more stuff to jerk off to anon, duh

>>36637061
Would you whore yourself out as well regardless of your bf? How much do I need to pay you for a night playing with your jungle bush?

>>36637424
>Relationship Status: Taken
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36636533
Damn. Utah here. If you lived closer I would gf you, train you, and make you feel like a stacey. I'm a failed Chad so we both have that in common at least. But hey youre still like 12 hour drive away from me ;__;

>>36637376
That won't do shit. Research actual routines and buy the right equipment. Or continue being a fatass.

>>36637462
nah i dont do irl shit, too risky for not enough reward

>>36637539
Not even for $1000?

>>36637539
How did you make 75 bucks from Tinder?

OP is a troll. We need some time stamps. The two pics he posted have probably been on the internet. This guy is a loser.