Some tips for robots. >flush your piss bottles down the toilet,

>>36635607
Take a fucking shower you smelly fucks

When they do*

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your sense of smell dulls with repeated exposure. this is why chain smokers eventually don't think they smell like smoke

to that end:
>flush your fap receptacle (i use toilet paper)
>air the room out
>if cum lands on you or your clothes or sheets or anything, DO NOT ASSUME THEY DON'T SMELL LIKE CUM

seriously, you'll smell like cum otherwise

>buy yourself some cheap bulk depression food, you're more likely to eat it if you don't have to go buy it when you're at your lowest

Eat oats.

When drinking cheap wine, or any cheap booze, except beer i guess, use ice.

The more the better. The colder it is, the less warm it is. The more warm cheap booze is, especially wine, the more it actually smells like literal human piss.

>>36635607
If somehow you end up in close contact with a girl, gauge how comfortable she is with you physically by gradually increasing how much you're touching her. Don't be fucking creepy about it, but if she doesn't object to having you bumped up beside her try and see what else she's okay with.

>>36635607
Here's some good tips
>piss in the toilet like a non-disgusting human being
>use incognito so your porn searches arent saved

>>36635742
Fuck off normie, a robot would be too scared of rejection to touch a girl in any situation.

even if you're rotting, don't let your teeth

>>36635607
You can use used underwear as fap tissue.
You can use clorox wipes instead of mops.
Your shower will wash away toenail and fingernail clippings and drool from brushing your teeth.

>not pouring your piss bottles down the shower drain

>>36635607
try to get some kind of regular exercise, even if it's just walking around your neighborhood for 15 minutes