How the fuck isn't there a thread about Fyre Festival?
https://newrepublic.com/minutes/142386/fyre-festivals-downfall-hilarious-nadir-festie-culture
Vapid normies will never be blown out as hard as this ever again
I was hoping there would be a thread about this
normies getting absolutely fucking devestated
>you lived just long enough to watch lord of the flies occur for real with a bunch of 90210 shitfucks
so what are the chances that this tropical island they're on is home to a bunch of mutant cannibal tribesmen?
>>36634007
>rich Chads and Stacies paid 5-10k for this
So a bunch of rich Chads and Stacies paid a bunch of money for this indie 'festival' thing that turned out to be a total disaster?
Where can I read more about the horror stories?
>>36634201
There's an entire reddick subforum currently dedicated to it
Thread from earlier today: >>36619810
Also someone should update this wikipedia article about the island, or create one about the event itself: Oh wait, it just appeared: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fyre_Festival
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exuma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_McFarland_(entrepreneur)#Fyre_Media
>>36634161
I heard that it appearantley went up to 250k for tickets
there was a thread on this yesterday and /pol/ for some reason was autistically trolling le reddit
it really ruined the experience of watching a live shitshow because for every real post/tweet from some butthurt normie, you'd get 8-10 fake posts from poorly trolling /pol/ folks talking about how the locals were raping all the white women and how trump needed to send the military to the bahamas to fix it
>>36634007
This is fuking hilarious
Serves them right for thinking a nigger could organize anything more complex than a gang rape.
I thought it was going to devolve into pirates holding all those kids for ransom on that island. Kind of anticlimactic.
Also, has anyone gone down the festival tunnel on YouTube? These people live a life I will never know.
Bumpercoaster
>>36634007
So nice. It's not often that we get to see normies btfo to this magnitude.
brief rundown
- "Rich kid" festival is planned.
- Tickets cost $12k
- It's basically a scam
- People are forced to sit in a plane for hours before leaving to the Bahamas.
- """Festival""" is literally just a series of disaster relief tents
- Attendees are literally being held captive
- People basically get robbed
- There are literally feral dogs running around
- There is very little food. The only "food" available was prepackaged American cheese on un-toasted bread (it looked microwaved) on styrfoam plates, with salad with no dressing on the side
- There is very little electricity
- People's luggage was mishandled / damaged
what else happened? any other boards have any active threads going? doesn't seem like this is getting much traction on r9k
>>36634007
>rich normies get stranded on an island
>time for LOST 2.0
People kept trying to call it the Hunger Games IRL (and I don't blame them those sandwiches looked fucking terrible) but it wasn't a competition. These normies just got fucking destroyed by what I imagine is the festival equivalent of Trump University.
>>36636342
>festival tunnel on Youtube
Do tell.
>>36637695
>that pic
People in charge of this are going to fucking die.
>>36637700
people just wanted it to turn into a hunger games / battle royale type situation is all
>>36636232
>organized by white guy named Billy MacFarlane
>niggers
Nobody likes a try hard.
>>36634007
>they get to play Far Cry irl
>instead they ask for evacuation
How did no one sniff this out beforehand
http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/04/fyre-festival-exumas-bahamas-disaster.html?mid=twitter-share-thecut
How do you get suckered into paying to go to a deserted island in the year of 2017. In this age of information, how was it not widespread what a disaster this would be?
>>36638082
Literally locked in with wifi
>>36638094
or maybe she just had verizon?