Manchild Olympics

>>36631910
I'm 24, my mom does both of those and also buys my clothes. She has to remind me to take my medications every night and wake me up in the morning.

Stop being a pathetic loser then

What do you expect us to do? Congratulate you?

>>36631910
Is that your muma?

>>36631910
And wheres your dad? Is he dead, potter?

>>36631921
Damn you're a lucky sunuvagun

>>36631910
fat bitch but I like it

>>36631910
more of that ass por favor

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>>36631910
>grocery shopping, give mommy my wallet so i don't have to interact with the cashier
>mommy follows me to the psychologist and stays with me in the waiting room until they show up
>if mommy has friends over she'll hand me a plate of dinner through the stairs
>wear pjs, mommy tells me i look cute
>lay in bed shitposting, mommy comes in and tells me i'm such a ''comfy pet''

20 year old male

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I hope you all are just LARPing, for your sake.

I hate typing and i hate captchas so Mummy is typing this post as I dictate it to her.

I am also a little faggot.

Were not larping... We are the future, bitch

Mummy makes my phone calls too because I can't talk to ppl on the phone.

>>36632171
fuck off normie

-originaaal

>>36631910
I'm 32 and I still live with my mom and dad. I have no job, never had a gf, and never graduated college. My vocal cords have weakened due to decades of disuse.

In addition to driving me everywhere my mom still cuts up my food for me and makes my doctor's appointments.

t. 25 virgin

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>>36632265
l forgot my face

>20
>Can't drive
>Can't cook anything more challenging than instant ramen
>Don't have a bank account or credit/debit card or any money of my own
>Mommy wiped my ass until I was 16 because I was scared of touching poop

>>36632265
My mummy drives me everywhere too. I'm just too scared to drive.
I won't let her use freeways because I'm scared of those too.

>>36632236
What prevents you from ending it all? Have you given up?

>>36631910
I moved back in with my parents last summer because they have a kegerator.

t. 25 year old

>>36632333
Am I suppose to feel sorry for myself?

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>>36632265
>>36632276

In addition to this, my mom comes into my appointments with me, and usually does at least 70% of the talking.

She cooks majority of my meals, does my washing, does my shopping, makes phone calls for me, etc.

Tfw

>>36632407
You dont feel anything?

bbbbb

>>36632333
I don't know why, but I haven't given up.

I also don't want to hurt my parents more by giving up. They understand that I'm a 30+ year old loser. Probably because they're anxious people as well. Like in this thread people mentioning the freeway my mom can't drive on freeways due to anxiety. And my dad was always meek/quiet/beta.

>>36633144
>>36633144
>And my dad was always meek/quiet/beta
so how did he get your mom?

>>36633144
Well if they could do it so can you.

How did they meet?

i'm 27, i work at home doing meme jobs online and had an ok week so i was feeling ok
my mom has a cold right now and has epilepsy and she was driving me to get chinese food i sprinted to the car to avoid annoying normals in my neighborhood tonight and i was in the back cause we dropped my grandma off
she totally fucking blew a red light and the pig got her and let her off with a warning but he gave me shit for not having a seatbelt after looking back like three times
i think this was maybe the most embarassed i've been in moths but at this point that's not even a feeling anymore
i think her body is breaking down and we're going to move to a closeby place for unrelated reasons but i think she is not considering that she has to take care of me until i die

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>>36632265
>turn 26 in a few weeks
>tfw no more doctors appointments because no more insurance

I've had my license for 7 years and haven't driven since my test because I've been a NEET with no car insurance too

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>>36631910 (OP)

>tfw mommy goes with me to get a haircut because too scared to go alone
>tfw mommy goes clothes shopping with me so she can tell me how handsome I look

feels good man

>mom answers doors for my vidya special editions and anime figurines

>tfw the only responsibility I have is to carry the groceries into the house when my mom asks for it
>still feel excited when watching dragonball or other shonen anime
>recently started to play minecraft and pokemon again
>no job, get NEETbux
>mom buys me clothes and cuts my hair

I'm nearly 25

>>36632302
>Mommy wiped my ass until I was 16

Me too. well until I was 14.

>33
>bought a house
>live on my own
>job in IT
>had girlfriends before
>had sex
>can cook pretty well
>have hobbies like woodworking and hiking
>own a jeep
>can barely afford to live on my own
>$11,000 in credit card debt
>rely on mom to cook most of my dinners because it's cheaper than cooking for myself


...how did I do?

>>36632236
>My vocal cords have weakened due to decades of disuse
this is a thing?

>>36634038
You are a normie now fuck off atention whore

>>36633251
>but i think she is not considering that she has to take care of me until i die
more like: she has to take care of you until she dies

>>36634038
you fucking failed, didn't even make the qualifiers

>mom buys me clothes and cuts my hair
this (I'm 27)

also
>live at home (obv.)
>no driver's license
>can't cook (at all, frozen food doesn't count)
>mom books my medical appointments and drives me to them
>mom still pays my cell phone bill

That's about it though. My mom didn't drive me to university or work at all, I bused there and back. Also did my coursework every day without my parents asking me about it.

The biggest thing for me right now is the buying clothes bit...just seems like such a hassle to spend money and find good prices, I don't know anything about sizes and I don't even know where to start basically.

>>36632100

that's normal, you are a child still

You bunch of human pupa! Stop being lazy! Your mother isn't a resource for you to exploit ruthlessly, you aren't a selfish infant anymore!

>>36634295
...i-I'm pretty sure the sex and girlfriends thing was just a fluke

>can't buy 4chan pass because NEETbux account is shared by mother
>she'll see captcha pass and can google what it means

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>>36631910

Everything they say about Millennials is true.

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Who else /walkedintherainfor8hoursafterbeinglostforusingpublictransport/?

I still don't have a clue how to get to places but I still try. Thank fuck for the internet. I almost always never get the directions people give me and I'm too beta to ask for clarification. At least I can easily tell absolute directions now.

As for the manchild things I do
>live with parents at 21
>cant drive
>dont know how to talk to people and make friends


Besides that, I can cook, clean, do the laundry, fix things especially computers, take care of our dogs and I took care of my brothers even though I'm the youngest. I did 80% of all the chores because I'm the homebody and my mom has a lot of heart conditions that render her unable to do strenuous activities. It sucks being the youngest.

>>36634093
>this is a thing?
nope

>>36634610
whats the big deal?, i browse 4chan daily on my 50 inch wall mounted screen while my mum vacuums around my feet.

same boat op except im a wizard too

>>36631910

ITT: infantilisation from narcissistic parents (actual disorder not just vanity) and victims who don't realise it.

>>36634654
Where's my motivation to act like an adult?

>>36636265
My parents just never pushed me, how is that narcissism?