Was your father a loser too?

he probably had sex before tho

>>36629613
My dad is a fucking Chad winner.
We get along though, probably he was dissapointed in me more than a couple of times but we get along.

He was a track and field star who became a surgeon so no

>>36629613
Nope

They say that a large portion of your self esteem is determined by how well your same-sex parent did compared to you. Explains why I hate myself

Nope. He's a mexichad. Pedro? I don't know what name is given to mexialphas.

I turned out to be a fat virgin loser. He doesn't shame me though, in fact he's a pretty cool dad. Just wish I could've been like him.

Actually my father was incredibly successful, which is why I feel even worse about being robot loser.

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>>36629613
No, my father was and still is a chad, through and through.

No, my dad is a Chad
My mom is a Stacie
My older brother is a Chad
My younger brother is a Chad
I'm a fucking loser

No. The opposite.
I'm the looser and he doesn't say it but he's disappointed.

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>>36629613
>dad had a bunch of girlfriends in high school
>captain of the football team
>really charismatic
>2.8 gpa
>went to a crappy uni in Illinois
>makes 170k and usually gets a 33% bonus
>he wonders what went wrong with me

>>36629679
Same, at least robots with loser fathers have a valid excuse. It's immensely more disappointing when your father achieved so much more with worse circumstances

>>36629613
no but i think i ruined his life

Literally everyone here's dad isn't a loser.

Is this a pattern?

My dads average as fuck.

nope, i aspire to be like my dad

>>36629753
My dad grew up with an abusive high school drop out alcoholic Canadian redneck father with three old sisters who use to pick on him, somehow he became a very senior executive in a major corporation.

Nope, he is a total chad.

My father was and is still alpha as fuck. A very stronk, respected man.
He disowned me though so that's evidence enough on how much of a fucking loser I am.

My dad has at least 2 other families. Yes he is black. No he wasn't around much.

>>36629890
Kek. I always picture these stories about people having other families like they are steriotypical nuclear families and the dad just spends and week with one then the next week with the other and so on. I'm guessing it didn't quite work like that.

>>36630048
No, Jamal just hung around some hood rat's house and fucked her, got her knocked and then left and repeat.

Idk? Never met him, but probably since I'm one too.

My dad kill some gooks in Nam.. Love him.

>>36630048
Nope. Everyone knew he had other families. I must admit he tried to give everyobe equal attention but it was too much for one man. I guess some mothers ostracized him and had to pick his battles when he would see the kids.

>>36630232
I'm sure he told you that, he probably just handed out soap packs and toilet paper in Saigon and ran like a little girl when Charlie shot up Saigon in '69

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>>36629613
Yeah, he's on the sex offender list and left after I was born.

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>>36629613
No, and explain this:
>dad was a turbo-chad and graduated from an Ivy League school on top of all that
>his dad was a fucknig math professor for several years, travelled all ofver the world, had several wives, currently enjoying friends with benefits with a bunch of milf biker chicks in a comfy florida club

Mine is technically autistic but considering he's my dad, he's probably done much more than me

>>36629613
Yeah. He got memed into child support for 18 years after my mom went off birth control without telling him. He dropped out of college to take care of me. He was studying music theory.

They divorced when I was 5. He got the every other weekend treatment. He's been in a string of failed relationships since he's a reclusive cyborg like me. He has a fiancee right now but I'm pretty sure they're going to split since she's a selfish person.

When I was 16, he talked to me about my Mom trying to turn me against him, and he was right. I wasn't a good kid, but I'm trying to be a good son now and maintain a relationship with him.

This is an interesting trend you guys, it seems like most of our fathers were far more successful than us.

>>36629848
>He disowned me

Elaborate pls. What did you do?

>>36629613
My dad has 9 children from 3 different women. So no. Even though he's a 5'3 manlet

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>Dad was a successful doctor
>Mom is a lawyer
>Sister is a lawyer
>Brother is an Engineer
>I'm a worthless dropout NEET Loser

HOLY FUCK I GOT
BTFO
T
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>>36629613
No, he's pretty social and alpha.
I have some if his stuff but I take on more of my mom.

My Dad's an ISTJ wage drone

when I went to his house as a kid we bonded by playing Empire Earth and Delta force

he used to play Empire Earth every night

>>36629613
My dad was a Chad.
I'm the exact opposite tho

>>36629613
Nah, pops is pretty cool. (You) people are funny though

Father was successful
>raised by both parents had a father figure

i'm not successful
>raised by single mom because dad left us


goly fukin geee.

>>36629613
My dad was a failed chad kike wannabe, was a worthless piece of shit who had every but ruined it all and ruined the lives of all his children like the dumb worthless mother fucker he is.

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My dad is a Chad firefighter and powerlifter. despite being 53 he still gets hit on by chicks almost every time we go out drinking together. He says no every time because he's married to my mom (who is a ultra Stacy). He's even tried to wingman some of those chicks onto me but it never works out because I'm social autism. I feel bad because I know deep down he's very sad that I'm such a failure.

>>36629613
With the quality of today's parents? ALL fathers are fucking losers this day and age... even Chad and Stacy have shitty inept parents... that's why she's a whore, etc.

It's just you anon. If you're an American under the age of 45 you parents are fucking incompetent tools.

if you're father was a Chad there is absolutely no way you are not a normie

>>36631748
You're an idiot, just look at this thread. Are all the posters here "normies"? That's a good chunk of /r9k/.

>>36631882
yes. 2017 r9k is mostly normalfags

>>36629613
My Dad is kind of a loser but also normie as fuck and slightly Chad-ish. He always supported me and my family growing up. He's still married to my mother and supports me even still. Objectively he's probably a pretty good dad even though I really feel like he fucked up a bit at some point. I do also kinda get the impression that he had the opportunity to be much more successful than he is now though, since we've always been slightly poor.

He was schizophrenic and killed himself a week before I turned 7.

Mostly he worked odd jobs. He had a cool rugged manly look at least, much unlike me I cant even grow a beard.

I dont have hallucinations so I guess I am not schizophrenic but I inherited a whole host of other serious mental illnesses from him.

Kinda, he got married but they live with his mom cause he's broke. even the marines didn't break him of laziness. Me I still live with my mom and will for the foreseeable future but at least I work part time.

My father was a illegal immigrant Chad who was too poor and stupid to buy condoms
That's how I was born!!

Yeah. He is my mum's slave and worships her. That's why their relationship works.

I feel bad for him but he's a pretty happy and nice guy.

>>36631918
Not even close. Normies wouldn't even know how to translate our posts.

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Neither of my parents have ever been in a long term relationship before.

My dad was just my mom's bf. I was a birth control accident. He just fucked off immediately, never to be seen or heard from ever again. I never met him. All I know about him is a vague physical description my mom gave me, that he had red hair and blue eyes, my mom also told me his name but I can't remember it now. My mother was 35 at the time I was born. So, of course I'm an autistic virgin.

I've thought about trying to track him down. I want to know how he lives now. If he lives alone in a trailer park, and is drinking himself to death, I could forgive him. But if he went and became a normalfag with a family of his own...

Kek my father was a slayer hippie socialist who had sex with lots of other delusional liberals.

>>36629654
Dad was very financially and professionally successful, but virgin until his mid 20's. Basically a classic autist.

>>36629613
dad was a winner in life

dad loved his job more than his family.

dad overworked himself to death

Been in financial blackhole eversince.