Not kidding. Really happened.
http://www.lex18.com/story/35275736/transylvania-university-on-lockdown-after-attack
>The man accused of launching a knife attack has been identified as a former student at Transylvania University. Online writings posted to the suspect's social media indicate he was strongly opposed to what he believed was the school's liberal position.
>Police tell LEX 18 that Mitchell Adkins entered Jazzman's Cafe on campus armed with a machete and a bag full of knives shortly before 9 a.m. Friday.
>Witnesses said he yelled, "The day of reckoning is here!"
tl;dr he asked random girls if they were republicans. if they said yes, they were safe; if they didn't, he stabbed them.
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>>36628696
Look at this dumbass. What did he think he was going to accomplish? Who goes this far for a stupid meme for anonymous posters?
>>36628696
>tl;dr he asked random girls if they were republicans. if they said yes, they were safe; if they didn't, he stabbed them.
That strategy doesn't seem like it would work for very long. I mean after they catch on to the fact that he's only stabbing people who say they're liberals they would just like and say they were republicans. /pol/tards are the least intelligent people on the planet so I guess it's to be expected.
>>36628767
OMG could you imagine this guy in a right wing death squad, im literally shaking.
You have to be legally retarded to browse /pol/ 2k17. I don't feel sorry for anyone who goes there or what consequences befall them at all.
>>36628696
>he asked random girls if they were republicans. if they said yes, they were safe; if they didn't, he stabbed them.
Christ that is some severe retardation.
Just proves that /pol/ is officially more pathetic than /r9k/.
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We need to regulate autists. They are a menace to society.