Embarrassment Thread

>>36627006
it's what you deserve for your sinful fetishes

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>at camp when 14
>see mosquito land on girls fat thigh
>autism kicks in
>i slap it and her thigh makes a really loud "THWACK" sound
>she jumps and looks at me in shock
>She was in a group, all five people look at me in disgust and confusion
>"m-mosquito..."

>>36627054
>le moralfag

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>>36627131
ahhhhhhh
why don't kids ever just understand
are they the real autism?

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>told friend I liked watching interracial porn when I was like 14/15
>had no idea it was a cuck thing I just have a thing for pale girls and the contrast intensified the effect

Cringe every time I think about it

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>>36627179
Kids always cluster together and talk about meaningless or hurtful garbage.

>be outcast in school, see pornmags normies looked at steal em when noones around and put in backpack
Not so emberrasing story tho

>be 12
>icarly was new at the time
>i just discovered fapping and i fapped over fuckin everything
>thought i was home alone, whipped my dick out to icarly on tv and just starting smacking
>curtain was open, my light was on, tv was too loud to hear my dad's car come in the drive
>when im done i go to the kitchen and see my dad
>"what show were you watching?"

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>>36627215

>I thought interracial was a different word for interactive for some reason
>I thought interracial porn was just POV porn
>masturbated to interracial porn for like a year before realizing

>>36627288
Kek. My nan walked in on me completely naked fucking a pillow once when I was 14 iktf

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my best friend ofer me for my birthday a fucking weebo erotica shit help me

>>36627006

at least it wasn't porn of a white woman riding her black bulls cock bareback, whilst a men man comes in the back to put his cock in her asshole (bonus point if the white man has to wear a condom whilst the black bull doesn't)

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>>36627215
>pale girls and the contrast intensified the effect
a-a-are you me?

>>36627335
I'm curious what her reaction was to that

>>36627376

that's racist, the black dick has a condom on!

>>36627288
>>"what show were you watching?"
Cool dad. He decided to pretend he didn't see anything.

>>36627382
Remarkably chill. Just sort of giggled and shut the door. Never mentioned it again and pretty sure she didn't tell my turbo Christian folks

>>36627394
Fun fact, she is now a Jesusfag

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>>36627376
>the giggliest pornstar got blacked

REEEEEEEEEE

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>>36627326
>masturbated to interracial porn for like a year before realizing

W T F

>>36627528

this would be part of my fap pack sans condom

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>be about 7 years old
>discover masturbation and tell my older brother (8yrs old)
>I don't really see anything wrong with it so we fap together and shit
>I start role playing as a grill because why not?
>One day we are touching each other's dicks in the bathroom
>mom comes in and sees us touching ourselves
>she screams like crazy and says she'll let dad know and we better be prepared for belt punishment
>mfw they even told the local priest about it and we had listen to him for hours about why doing "gay" stuff is wrong.

I'm 29 now and straight. I was simply experimenting like any other kid dammit, now my parents are 99% sure the reason I don't have a gf is because I'm a faggot.
fuck this gay earth, REEEEEEEEE!

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>sitting in college lecture room before class begins
>a group of girls are sitting in the row behind me
>one sneezes and a glob of snot gets in my hair
>don't know what to do and just kind of hunch my shoulders and squirm
>girl and her friends are grossed out and start apologizing profusely
>try to calm them by saying 'oh it's ok. don't worry about it.'
>girl tries to give me a napkin while saying she didn't mean to do it
>am really nervous at this point
>turn around and loudly say 'No, no, no. I deserve this.'
>some guy starts snickering and the girls look freaked out
>I just take the napkin and leave

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>>36627655
>mfw they even told the local priest about it and we had listen to him for hours about why doing "gay" stuff is wrong.

kek

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>>36627696
This is why I've basically stopped speaking in public.
It almost always makes things worse.
reeeeee

>>36627054
THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE! CUNT!!!

>>36627712
They were literally catholic fanatics. I wouldn't be surprised if they even told my aunts and uncles.
Now that I think about it, years later they started making insinuations and jokes about gay stuff when I was around, nah I better stop digging deeper into this stuff or else my sanity will get worse.

>>36627696
>'No, no, no. I deserve this.'
Is there anything you'd like to get out anon? Why did you think you deserved it?

>>36627851
I don't have any irl friends or whatever and have never really had a conversation with anybody my entire time at college. I do horribly in social situations and just ended up blurting out something stupid while trying to make them not feel bad. Life is suffering.

>>36627891
What uni? I'll be your friend I'm equally autistic

>>36628063
UVM

originalllloooo

>>36627288
>night time
>dad walks dogs at night
>start fapping in my bed
>my light was on and in clear view of my window
>curtains were drawn
>dad happened to walk by my window while I was fapping and he was walking the dogs
>next day dad says I should close my blinds at night.

>>36627134
Moralfag is right though.

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>blinds are up
>foot of bed is at right edge of window (refer to diagram
>didn't think people could see if I'm on my bed, unless they actively tried
>I'm naked and just finished fapping
>I'm lying back to recover
>dude walks up the sidewalk that passes by my window
>makes eye contact with me
>I'm completely nude on my bed
>later hear some guy talking to girls and they're giggling
>paranoia kicks in and assume it's the guy who saw me naked on my bed and he's telling people about the guy who gets naked in front of his window
>the girl laughs and says "I'll have to drive by and look sometime"
FUCK

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>fresh out of the shower and heading towards my room
>my blinds were up but i didnt pay any attention to it
>i walk around when im drying myself off for some reason
>so im walking around near an open window then suddenly a car drives nearby
>i live in a dead-end street so the front passengers are facing directing at my window
>i just turn around full nude with my wang flopping out
>im pretty sure they had children onboard
>i duck under the window and can hear the car screeching back up the road