Fucking uneven eyes

Hey thats me you posted, howd you get my picture and fuck you man. I have a wife, doing better than you ever could

I have a lazy eye, it's nice tho. Cervero should use an eye-patch. He would be cool as fuck

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>>36626383
KEK, Cervero. Get yourself an eye-patch!

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Post eye patchs!

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Another one that is nice

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C'mon guys, where's your pirate spirit?

>>36626349
hey dumbass. wear an eyepatch. it looks cool anyway

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Bradley Cooper has uneven eyes. No one cares.

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>Why you wearing that eye-patch, faggot?
What do?

>>36626625
Look down to the person who made the question with just one eye, giving a subtle smile... walk away.

>>36626592
>nice jaw
>nice hair
>nice facial hair
of course no one cares

Everyone has uneven eyes, faces aren't actually symmetrical.

>>36626625
Tell them my dad threw a phonebook at me when i was younger

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Much better, uh?

I doubt it's as bad as you think. I have uneven eyes but I didn't even notice it until a couple years ago.

>>36626836
Kaz, I'm already a demon
originator

>>36626756
This. Everyone has some degree of asymmetry.

>>36626349
Yup. I have one eye lower than the other and at a slightly odd angle. Fuck I hate my face.

>>36626349
Medical description is vertical orbital dystopia. If you have this its ogre. You will be destined to be a low intrinsic value rotter. Kek ldar

There's treatment for it. It ranges between $1000 and $6000