/britfeel/

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>>36625678
REEEE WHY DO THEY NEVER USE BEST VERISON

which britfeeler would you most like to go on a date with?

doesn't have to be a sexual or gay date either

hardmode: no lenlad

>>36625657
Shame that. The first one is the best MCU movie because it felt like a movie, not a 3 hour episode of Power Rangers.

Hoping James Gunn will eventually get back to making Troma-esque schlock and not endless GOTG sequels.

>>36625770
truck boy poster tbqhwyl

>>36625770
I'd date the shit out of myself tbqh

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Whats all the cute lads and manly men up to this lovely friday evening?

factorio and chill for me i think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pjdm0752XA


also I - Junlad am 6'3 and not a manlet so please remember that okay.

>>36625770
every waifu poster at the same time :^)

>>36625770
For me, its Madoanon

>>36625770
any as long as they have a vagina

>>36625817
>vagoo
>britfeel
I've never seen a real roastie here

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DING ON FORM WITH A 127 BREAK, to equalise 12-12 vs Selby

koreas at it again lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39750240

>>36625788
Too bad he's doing another one in 2020.

>>36625812
yeh i also would like this but only if i can bully him.

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Theresa May in OP image. No thanks. We need to prepare an edition without this pol shit in our OP image.

Or else

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>>36625837
that's because pic related

>>36625678
Who else is ready for Comrade Corbyn to smash the capitalist pigs and expand NEETbux?

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FINAL FANTASY IS AN R P G
THE ONLY ONE THAT I NEED
ITS THEE RPG FOR
MEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/xfU9Z7eCtL0

>>36625884
She's what the public wanted apparently, get used to it

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>>36625851
>tfw an autistic boy-king can shove his rocket up in worst Korea's face but not you
>tfw no worst Korea gf

>>36625851
Ffs can we just get this war over with? Such a cock tease

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Don't talk about Hong Kong

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>>36625896
wrong link
https://youtu.be/ZEqkBcj5qlA

>>36625770
you of course lad ;)

>>36625770
The lad that shags at truckstops.

Seems like he'd have some good stories to share over dinner.

Normies are surprisingly not as normie as I thought lads

>coworkers mock me for liking Kanye, calling him obnoxious
>talking about celebrities we'd fug, I say Kylie Jenner and they all go on about how she's too fake and plastic

Who here /deathwish/?

>>36625851
They said they'll try a test firing every week from now on. Looks like they are keeping their word.

>>36625957
>talking about celebrities
>talking about amerilard celebrities
Please begone normalscum

>>36625770
Kev obviously.

>>36625870
it's not pol though, may is a cute

>tfw Kim won't actually do anything
>I won't get my qt Korean refugee gf

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>>36625957
There are 57 varieties of normie. The mouth breathing normie =/= contrarian redditor
t. normieologiest

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Watch Snooker tomorrow

Hope I don't wake up tomorrow tbqh

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>>36625770
Krillinlad

>>36626012
what did he mean by this?
>>36625870
too right. this OP image shit is getting out of hand

>>36626053

Wake up tomorrow to watch snooker>>36626052

it's actually really started to bother me when I see pictures or videos of traps and they have that slight pink screen filter going on to like subtley convince you that they're more feminine than they really are.

>>36626018
The refugees would just go to the States and China lad.

>>36625870
>>36626060
Sadly the guy who makes the OP image is a complete prick.

I respect his contribution to the thread but whenever I've spoken to him he's been a total cunt.

>>36626083
Does he ever even drop by anymore? It's mostly just random anons making edits and re-posts these days I thought.

>>36626083

Why is he a cunt?

Anyway, we're all anonymous here, so it doesn't matter if he's a cunt, he made the glorious OP image

>>36625923
Fuck me, lad. I remember this from the golden age of Newgrounds. Simpler times.

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I will learn how to use Photoshop!
Or at least paint!
And give the people of britfeel what they want!

OP image guy, your days are numbered...

Just need to have a map first then I'll get started on this

>>36625870
The primeminister has always been in the /britfeel/ OP image IIRC. Before this it was Cameron peeking out of the job centre

>>36626120
>have a map first
We're fucked lads

>>36626077
Nah. I don't like this forced Chinese meme.
My least favourite of the forced ones.

>>36626036
cultural appropriation reeeeee
fucking white people stealing asian culture

>>36626151
What's your favourite lad?
Rank them from least shit to most

>>36626120
Can we have a brainstorm about this then? What do we want?
actually not a brainstorm, my old colouring teacher told me that it was offencive to the mentally ill

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>>36626164
Not that anon, but kev is top tier. Genuinely a nice guy(s)

>>36626120
Would be real easy to recreate the image in photoshop.
Just more a case of getting it broken down into layers and groups to make it easier to add and remove extra elements from.

>>36626126
Yeah but this time it's explicitly supporting May.

I don't support Corbyn and wouldn't expect anyone here to either, but supporting May in the OP image of a NEET thread seems bizarre.

Or has the political narrative now changed from Tories as bennies deniers to Tories as Brexit guardians?

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Quick knockup using my phone

>>36626164
Reliant
Truckboys
Milk cat
Fat Ted
Chink

Probably a couple I've missed but the main ones I've seen recently.

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I think mummy has thrown away the toothbrush I use for vomiting. Kind of concerned as to how much she knows desu~

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>>36625770

Marko the trip seems like a cool guy to hang out with, as does BritNormie, ServiceStation shagger seems autistic enough that I think we'd get on.

I think >tfw stuck in East Devon would also make enjoyable company.

I'd also quite happily go to the casino with any of our many resident gamblers, I've invited people a few times, but no one was up for it. That half-black anon also seems like he'd be good company.

>>36626194
There's a .PSD floating about somewhere.

Sadly I don't have it, but I am sure that a lot of people do.

>all of these apparent 'notable' /britfeel/ posters and you haven't heard of a single one

I'm even out of the loop here, here of all places

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>>36626210
kek, that's even worse than my editing skills
>touch my waifu, I dare you lad

>>36626206
It says on the sign behind wojack 'pry minister is watching you' wouldn't really say that's supporting her lad. Maybe wojak is sad because he's thinking about how she's going to take his bennies

its not FAIR

I deserve a qt azn gf right NOW!

>>36626239

There's a bloke that goes around loads of service stations having toilet fun with truckers.

>>36626221
I'm one of those people and I'd definitely go to the casino with you if the opportunity arose.

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>>36626231
I used gimp for this - was enough to change May to Goddess
Is PS even free?

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>>36626220
maybe thats a good thing :^)

you can use my dick instead.

>>36626239
nobody here is really that 'notable' though really...

>>36626231
Having the PSD would be ideal but I figured the OP didn't want to share it. Most time consuming part would be searching for similar textures and images really.

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all feeling today?
What are you up to?
What's the pettiest thing you still feel bad for?


Hope you're all doing well and have had a great day so far and continue to have an even better night!

I broke my mums mirror and blamed it on my little brother when I was a kid ;_;

>Tfw stuck on pork trooper in mother 3
reee

>>36626221
Thanks lad.

Just woke up, did I miss anything good?

>>36626261

I pop to the casinos in Northampton maybe 5-6 times a year, if you're anyway close could be fun, I'd travel up as far as Leicester/Birmingham or as south as Milton Keynes. Where are you based?

Footybot checking in

Last game of the season tomorrow. Going away with the lads I've met in one of their cars.

Can't believe I've found such a good bunch of lads who've accepted me.

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Why is Mike G your favourite rapper lads?
>hangs around with Earl, the autistic sadboy of rap
>yugioh on album cover
>too lazy to live up to his potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC2UT7FVJfc

>>36626267
>Is PS even free?

It's sold as SaaS now. About seven quid a month.

>>36626279
Nah he did share it, I remember.

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>>36626216
Thankyou for your feedback.

truck boys incorporated

>>36626289

Not been on britfeel much myself today, was at work, then went for a meal with a couple of friends I haven't seen in a while, just been watching the snooker since I got back really.

>>36626288
Junlad is 'Feeling stressed'

playing ironman wow with 4 other lads right now, pretty fun night actually.

I don't feel bad for anything i have ever done...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27jdRub2GQ

>>36626276
Hence the quotation marks


Whenever there are meta britfeel questions or summat I never have a clue what most of the replies are about

>>36626303
That is really brilliant lad, been following your story and it's heartwarming.

Good things happen to good people.

Oh boy I was feeling perfectly fine all day but here comes a big ol wave of unbearable misery to crush me haha I love when these come rolling in lol my limbs are like so leaden right now lads this is FUCKING GREAT

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haha all you lads talking about how much you like each other are so lame

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is this the greatest webm of all time?

>>36626291
I'm pretty far away sadly. Not really local. I'm in London for the weekend quite a bit though. Every couple of months. Is there a casino in Milton Keynes?

>>36626320
Bugger, well if anyone has it and wants to share it, wouldn't go a miss.
Only finding expired links so far on the archive

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>>36626354
>post everyday here forever
>have an avatar occasionally
>nobody ever mentions me on the posters you like posts

>>36626362
>a man standing up
I hope not.

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>>36626267
Don't remove the weebcave wojack that part is extremely relatable to me

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>>36626362

This is in my opinion the best webm of all time

>>36626388
Haha its ragefeelsmanlad, I love this guy

>>36626399
So tame

>>36626372

Yeah, there's a relatively new one (built 2015 I think) near the massive indoor ski building.

>>36626315
Mike G is alright. He's the Inspectah Deck of Odd Future.

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>>36626362
For me, its this image
Kffukm

>>36626390
You need to look more in-depth at it

where did he come from? why is he standing up so fast?

look at the other peoples faces, theres something new everytime you look at it

>>36626410
no I avatar with an anime girl and sometimes gay webms and a period of trainposting

WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?

>>36626388
well maybe you should post your dick and be a faggot like me, then people will like you.
>>36626399
And why is that? could you explain your reasoning?

>>36626399
The fact that she is lubed up with artificial lube ruins it for me. If she's not wet then I'm not up for that.

>>36626434
I'd get those checked out at the melanoma clinic desu

>>36626434
Who the fuck left the toaster on?

>>36626434
Tubby toast
Original

>>36626442
ebinafag?

you like posting gay stuff.

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>>36626442
>where did he come from?
What do you mean? There's another head right there, he's just coming up from seat level
>why is he standing up so fast?
Maybe the 'pool were on the attack and he just got done texting his wife or something.

>>36626477
fuck, I remember you could get tubby toast somewhere

that stuff looked so delicious on the telly

>>36626463
>>36626466
>>36626434
I immediately wondered about an Italian colleague's nipples.

Women's breasts and nipples are a funny thing lads. Before you start shagging women, almost every breast you see is perfect. But in real life, almost no breast is. And until you see them outside of the bra, it's impossible to tell.

Not saying they are all hideous. But what I thought was normal was actually perfection.

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>>36626484
yes

>>36626484
alright you win

>>36626511
Just get a loaf of milk roll, use your fingers to press a smiley face into it, then toast it

>>36625678
This is my absolute favourite OP image version. It's got everything:

>comfy night time
>no chink wojak
>shipman in the moon

>>36626429
I'm game. Are you ShipAnon?

>>36626515
the smaller the tits the better if you're worried about weird tits

the real small ones don't ever seem to have much wrong with them. even average sized ones can get very saggy looking

>>36626537
>shipman in the moon
fuck just noticed that

>>36626554
The small ones can still have big nipples though and look weird.

Honestly though I don't mind.

>>36626537
True lad, but have some ambition
>farron
>white-face abbo looking mum
>god save the queen poster

>>36626537
>>36626577
I love Nanny Betty in the window.

Funny how the lad's mum knew his dad went to the adult baby nurseries and she was alright with it.

>>36626434
That nipple colour completely ruins it.

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>>36625812
>>36625867
Thanks, anons. That makes me feel something, probably pride. I think? Please tell me why, I have no self esteem

>>36626315
Miker G is my favourite rapper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7aJr1fIGMk

Post waifus

>>36626521
if someone asked which poster i most want to dress as a girl and fill up with my cum you would easily make it top 2 bby, so people do think of you! :)

>>36626609
For you
Pljhgfd

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>>36626537
>that Elliot Rodger memorial room

>>36626331
Aaa how much work is left until you finish Jun jun?

Just think of how great you'll feel after you're done!

What's ironman in WoW? I've been out of play for years now.

why won't she just bloody leave me alone?

it's been 4 years and when I'm sat thinking about stuff she always creeps in and takes over

go awaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Finally bought BF1 lads

>55 hour download time

>>36626631
iktf man
5 years on. 3 years taken getting "over her", two years with her mostly out of my mind and now she's clawing her way back to the forefront of my mind and we haven't even been in contact

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>>36626442
>>>36626410
>no I avatar with an anime girl and sometimes gay webms and a period of trainposting

Trainposting ?
Riding tommorrow ?

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>>36626185
Thank you lad.
Have a sexy night and a sexier weekend/may day.

Same goes to everyone. Hope you all have a great next few days.

- Kev x

>>36626614
because you are a top lad who would maybe be okay with my fetish to hurt people :)

>>36626629
one more busy month for in-uni stuff.

http://wowchallenges.com/index.php?Show=IronManRules
simple but nice.

>>36626676
159 best train so no point.

>>36626661
Internet needs to catch up with game sizes. Every AAA game these days is 30 gig and the absolute minimum.

Also BF1 is a lot of fun.

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>>36626676
I would like to ride something doesn't have to be a train

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>>36626614
>tfw have to go food shopping tomorrow
>tfw the only place available is an asda that's always filled with pakis
End me now, please

>>36626694
My internet is usually fine, but PSN download speeds are a joke also doesn't help BF1 is fucking 60GB

>>36626706
Just pick up some bacon and wave it around, lad. Unfortunately my ASDA is just chavs so there's not much I can do about that.

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>>36626681
Mondo cool kev
Mondo
Cool

>>36626747
Go dressed as a Job Centre advisor. They will scarper off quickly.

>>36626766
Top Kek, lad
What's with pakis and always paying with cash? I don't think I've ever seen one pay by card in there

>>36626787
I'd not be surprised if no banks would trust them with any sort of money.
Isn't Pakiboo on some paki credit card?

>>36626661
Who the fuck are you with? Get with the times man

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>>36626288
>getting stuck in mother 3
lenlad c'mon!!

I'm more alive than I've ever been
I'm in fucking control, here, this is my life now

>>36626831
Fuck off normie
Kjg

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The original Goodfella.

I bought Persona on a fucking whim, never played a fucking jrpg before apart from final fantasy, been playing a while and got to the boss. Oh my shit, I wasn't ready for this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdDiHZiBtpE

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I just want to do drugs forever fuck this gay earth

>>36626853
I served him once when I worked at M&S

>>36626859
If forever is until you die of an od next week, you should have no problems.

>>36626867
He buy anything good?

Also what celebs do you think shop in Asda?

>>36626887
He bought a pack of condoms, a cucumber and a bottle of HP sauce.

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Too tired like to sleep on these always worried about were I will wake up hopefully my bed doesnt move too far tonight

>>36626698

>>36626887
This was over ten years ago, but he only had a couple of things I remember. Also served Dec, Dara O'Brien, and some slapper from Big Brother who I didnt recognise.

>>36626810
I doubt it's my internet lad, I never have problems anywhere else. PSN makes no sense to me


>downloading Titanfall 2 which is 45GB is going to take 17 hours
>downloading Battlefield 1 which is 60GB is going to take 55 hours

>>36626920
Fuck off lad. M&S don't sell HP Sauce.

>>36626878
It's pretty hard to od though, unless you're really trying to die.

>>36626887
ASDA

No proper celebs would shop in there.

I saw a guy with a Lambourgini coming out of Tescos today.

I bet he probably has it on credit and he's paying it up with a big stupid payment every month.

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benis

hue

lmao

>>36626953
Guys, why does this image scare me so much?

>>36626933
It's net vs server. You can have a 200mb connection, but it's how fast the server is that matters, and PSN is slow man. Usually more around the 50mb mark.

Isnt the normie label kinda stupid, what we regard as normal is going to be different based on our environment. Normal here is wearing a tracksuit and living on benefits

>>36626987
Fuck off normalscum

Originalaldotri

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>poleaboo.jpg

>>36626953
sometimes i like to put a condom on when i use my onahole and i strangely prefer it because i can pretend im having sex with a real person as its less different hahaha

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I thought this was Corbyn's worst rally all election, but I'm glad that he got all the good policies across, even though I disagree with the manner in which he confronted SNP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU6eu6zdnd8

>>36627010
I'm being serious lad. No giggles

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i love daily mail photos

>charger fell on a sodden cum sock
>bursts into flames

Shine on you crazy diamonds

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Post husbandus lads

>>36627036
What exactly is the story here?

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>>36627055
>tfw a fictional character is your idol

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>>36627055
I guess your digits hinted at it.

>>36627062
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2552081/Boy-six-suspended-school-taking-packet-Mini-Cheddars-lunchbox-EXPELLED-parents-vented-outrage-press.html

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>>36627055
love my little guy :^)

>>36627085
jesus?
*fedora practically explodes*

>>36627112
Are you that bloody britbong he was talking to?

>>36627036
Is that a fleshlight in his packed lunch?

>>36627112
people still watch Destiny?

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>>36625678
White guys finish last edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36627132
What mother doesn't send her kid to school without his fleshlight?

>>36627119
It's not really that bad lad.

>>>/f/3239218
/britfeel/ in a nutshell

>>36627098
>I did copy and paste a section of the article here but it's non-ASCII text so just imagine this sentance is actually about the dad calling the headmaster a coward
Yes because teachers should follow a bushido code and let angry parents headbutt them.

>>36627013
Is anyone else aroused by this?

>>36626538

I am indeed, I'm not a massive highroller I'llhave to warn you, I know a few people here like to throw down 1,000 a trip. I usually take 50 or 100 max on a special occasion

>>36627154
Destiny is eternal

>>36627164
Not as gay as /britfeel/

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>all this talk of abolishing gender roles
>guy is still expected to make a move on the girl

Life isn't fair. I'd gladly sacrifice whatever advantages men have to live in a world where this one standard is reversed.

>>36627221
Identify as a girl then you fucking batty.

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>tfw always hide posts that might trigger my depression

>>36627221
That would be nice but women have so many guys after them it will always be rare imo.
>>36627220
man i want to pound some BP right now :|

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>>36627237
You are a dummy
Hide this hehe

>dad asked me again to try online dating

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>I need a sick note for my ESA bennies
I'll have you sorted out in a jiffy!

>I'm a robobt living with my parents and can't take life anymore
I'll have you sorted out in a jiffy!

>I'm a poor NEET, and could use my gran's inheritance
I'll have you sorted out in a jiffy!

He's the hero we need, but not the one we deserve right now

>>36627177
I normally take 300 or 400 but I go very very seldom. Less than once a year. 300 is enough to play at the same tables as someone with 100 though.

I couldn't even contemplate losing a grand in one evening. 400 is my absolute limit.

Also sadly I've never walked out of a casino a winner. Horse racing, yes. But not a casino sadly.

Porn has messed up. I randomly started fingering the bum of the last girl i shagged. I was doing her doggy, I had only came like 10 mins ago so it was shit and I pulled out. When I pulled out i started fingering her and then I starting fingering her bumhole without even asking her

Should i have put my Willy in her bum?

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>>36627275
kek, feels bad man too though
What's the situation lad - age etc?

>>36627267
Nah that sort of thing doesnt bother me. Just stuff about lads getting their end away or anything to do with dating/sex

>>36627292
Leave. You. Cunt.

>>36627297
21. I have never kissed a girl and my dad know

>>36627297
typical r9k user, permaNEET, getting near wizard status

>>36626987

The mouth breathers that inhabit this sub consider those capable of getting into a tracksuit without the help of a parent or carer to be "normies". They're vegetables. They're amusing.

>>36627292
I was once with a girl and I fingered her and then held the finger up to her mouth and asked her if she liked to taste herself.

Answer was "no".

>>36626987
No matter what they say, /britfeel/ will always be pretty normie. I prefer it, I can say I'm a virgin or talk about my girl problems without having autismo memes spouted at me much

>>36627328
If you're in your late 20s then you're never going to get a girl without a job, lad.

>>36627362
im fully aware of this, hence why i dont do online dating

>>36627337
>inhabit this sub

Yeah I love posting on this sub4chan

4chan.org/r/r9k

>>36627292
Kek I started eating a girls arse when we were 69ing because of how much porn goes on about how great it is, luckily she enjoyed it and the taste was non existent which was a pleasant surprise

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>>36627359
SMELLY POO PEE LAD SMELYY POO POO PEE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
SMELLY POO POO PEE PEE FOR MILES AND MILES OF POO POO PEE
FOR YEARS
SMELLY POO POO
FOR DECADES
SMELLY PEE PEE
ALL AROUND YOU

>>36627292
Depends, it can be a literal pain in the arse, a literal pain in the dick and is invariably both literally and metaphorically messy when done as a "surprise". But I've met more than one woman who went off like a rocket from it. Worth it if you want one that'll follow you anywhere, give you her PIN etc...

>>36627339
Lol you're a legend. This one a girl was sucking me off and I came in her eye. Proper gave her red eye, it was fucking halirious

>>36627381
I've rimmed almost every girl I've ever been with and they all fucking love it.

I even got rimmed by a girl once myself. Didn't like it much. That was arguably the best looking girl I've ever been with, too.

>>36627253
Really wish i could help you there.

>>36627408
Did they ever taste bad? I'm wondering if I got lucky or was just too drunk to notice but if it's not commonplace I'll probably do it to every girl I get with

Put my entire postgrad uni savings (5700 bongs) on ding to win

>>36627339

You were either trying too hard or not hard enough!

>>36627359

I think we probably seriously underestimate how functional people here, the anonymity allows people to be far more abusive than they would be offline. When I went to meet that burger, I was 10% expecting him to screech "REEEEE NORMIE" at the top of his voice the moment I stepped off the train and cause a massive scene, and 80% expecting someone literally dribbling and stinking of BO and he was expecting pretty much the same of me, but we both turned out to be pretty reasonable human beings who were very amicable to one another.

>>36627431
>betting against one of the best players ever
i hope this isn't real

>>36627362

Not strictly true, you need to have disposable income. You do not need to have a job.

>>36627426
Sometimes they can taste slightly earthy but definitely not bad.

I quite often put my tongue right inside too ("the black kiss") and it's fine.

>>36627431

I put 20 on him to win, if he doesn't I will be living off bland pasta from Tuesday to Friday payday

Daily reminder that all women are scum.

Don't judge them too harshly because they can't really help it. It's just in their natures. Seems unfair and the natural instinct is a be sympathetic but they are the enemy and must be treated accordingly.

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Ding is best player

>>36627489

Thanks Captain Autie.

We'll bear it in mind.

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>>36627505
*throws spirit bomb at you*

>>36627469
True. I'm sure those lucky bastards have no problem with getting a gf.
>>36627489
What was her name?

Dammit I want to spend the entire night having fun but I feel tired already. I didn't get much sleep last night (about 4 hours) so I had to have a quick ukip in the toilets at work because I was drifting off.

>>36627431
This seems like a smart move

>>36627381
>>36627408

lol i need to rim a girl ass. pussy surprisingly doesent really taste of anything from my experience, and im guessing its the same with licking a girls ass.

i also need a girl to sit on my face.

wish i never fucked it up with my fuck buddy, she would let me do pretty much anything.

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fuck forced memers

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>>36627531

That spoiler make me smile

>>36627539
Forced memes is a meme in itself

>>36627431
Who, or what, is ding?

About to get kicked out of uni for plagiarism

Wat do

>>36627555
being mad about forced memes is also a meme

these new traniers ive got are fucking boss lads. deffo wearing these tomorrow night

>>36627538
How did you fuck it up lad?

I had a fuck buddy once. Turned into a relationship, we broke up, and she's married now. Should have kept it just fuckbuddy.

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>>36625678
>Pink-haired Cara, 24, was acting especially playful, laying steamy smooches on the 18-year-old Jaden Smith and hopping on his back for a piggyback ride on the Toronto set of their new joint venture, Life In A Year.

>Whether it was the character or the actor that had stolen Cara's heart, she certainly seemed to have fallen for her co-star.

>Even while filming was on pause, Cara couldn't keep her hands off Jaden. They kissed, cuddled, held hands and she even mounted him with her long model legs wrapped around his middle and his head nestled into her neck.

How can little whitebois even compete?

>>36627538
Pussy definitely tastes.... Ass not so much.

>>36627589
Jaden is based though lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SREs5M5kmlw

>>36627573
Mate what can you do? Are you sure they'll kick you out for a first offence? Seems a bit harsh.

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Why do I keep going on /pol/ even though I know I'm not going to like the stuff I read?

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>>36627573
kek, I have no advice for you, but give me a good story at least

>>36627589
>Pink hair
>Tattoos
She'd probably beg to fuck me but I'd say no, straight up.

>>36627611
I'm the same. Just grinds you down.

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>>36627561

Ding is a snooker player currently in the Semi-Finals of the World championship, he made it to the Final last year, against the player he is playing now in the Semis, he lost the final last year, and is currently on 12-12 frames of a 'best of 33'

He would be the first Chinese player to become world champion, and has probably more fans than any other player.

>>36627611
>>36627633
Glad there are some other lads here who aren't into /pol/

Think we're outnumbered though.

>>36627573
Claim your granny/dad/cat issick and you have to care for them, it's eating I to your study time, you realised you were behind and panicked so you ripped off ... Whatever your source was.

If you're in anyway believable you'll walk with something between a warning and having to repeat a year. Shit, but better than being sent down.

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>Boyfriend 'who came home to find his girlfriend in bed with another man takes pics of them asleep and posts them online to publicly shame them'

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3415845/boyfriend-who-came-home-to-find-his-girlfriend-in-bed-with-another-man-takes-pics-of-them-asleep-and-posts-them-online-to-publicly-shame-them/

When will white boys learn?

>>36627619
Trashy girls are my kryptonite. Love me some shitty tats.

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THIS IS NOW A WALES THREAD!

WALES IS BY FAR THE BEST AND MOST POWERFUL NATION IN THE UNION, AND THE WORLD!

BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW WELSH OVERLORDS!

CYMRU AM BYTH!

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>>36627552
Glad I could make you smile anon

>>36627643

The only difference between /pol/ and this place is that the lusers on here are funny.

>>36627635
>and has probably more fans than any other player.
haha maybe if you count chinese who only watch when he's in the final

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Jaden Schmidt, more like....

>>36627650
Her boyfriend who caught them is also black.

You already knew this before you posted the link.

Yobbo's. Yobbo's are being a nuisance again, I shall go out to pelt them with stones.

Only then will they know my wrath. The thunder of zeus will strike them.

>>36627643
My main issue is they soak themselves in an echo chamber and then decide to 'enlighten' the rest of the site with the same infographs and arguments. I just dont care, I'm here to talk about dumb shit.

>>36627611
Same, I know I'm just going to get mad

I don't do what I know is in my best interests tbqhwyl

>>36627667
People on /britpol/ aren't even up for a real political debate. They just spout memes at you and act indignant that you want to discuss their beliefs.

>>36627689
>not chucking your piss jugs at them
wtf are you a normie

>>36627689
>The thunder of zeus will strike them.

Before or after they kick the living fuck out of you?

>>36627703
>/pol/
>ever up for a real political debate

>>36627573
share your story bro, we can't help if no details

>>36627703
I went to the tory party society at my uni in the first week just for keks, met a couple of /britpol/ users. Discussing 4chan with them was fun, but one of them in particular was a tad odd.

>>36627680
He's white though LOL. Is this some insecure white boy damage control or what?

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tfw britfeel overrun by forced memer's and racebaiters again...

>>36627583
>How did you fuck it up lad?

it was a strange one lad. we where kinda dating/fuck buddies. i basically fucked it up because i wanted to turn it into a relationship and she was unsure. i guess i was a bit clingy. she eventually blanked for about a week and i went full sith mode and had a massive go at her.

its weird. she was massively into me at first and even paid for a hotel room for the both of us. one day a convo came up about what we are and she back off while i tried to push it the other way.

i think she was dating other fellas or at least talking to them.

i shouldent of had a go at her because she probably would of spoke to me again and i would of been able to continue fucking her

since when did girls want to just fuck anyway? lol

>>36627643
>Think we're outnumbered though.

I dunno, I have been on /pol/ for years, and generally support /pol/ politics, but as a board I hate it. It's shit, unintelligent, unfunny, and tries to force itself everywhere.

I think most people outside /pol/ hate it, even if they agree with it's beliefs

>>36627703
That's a bit like here and attempting to debate the pros of being g a fully functional member of society though.... Shame shit.

>>36627643
im not into /pol/. i agree with the odd thing or two they say but mostly disagree with them.

>>36627703
That's not true, you get flustered outside of your lefty echo chambers.

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May I have some quads Kev?

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>>36627664
ENGLAND AND SCOTLAND BTFO!!!

>>36627737
Here's the lesson mate:

They don't want to just fuck. But when it comes to commitment, they need to be the ones to float the idea. The man can NEVER be the one to push for commitment. It's the most valuable thing you can give a woman. You have to make her long for it.

>>36627762

Why disagree with them? They are right about pretty much everything

Won't lie, disappointed with kendrick's new album.

please archive this post on the permanent record.

While we're at it, /tv/ is dog shit too

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>>36627776
V-very well lads, I'm going to bed

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>>36627650
>Duston Holloway, 23

I'm 24 and this guy looks 10/15 years older than me.

>>36627804
Nite

Did the lad that wanted to change the OP image get anywhere?

>>36627813
That's Gary Johnston he's 64

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>>36627776
>>36627804
awww don't go to bed sad
be a happy frog
you nearly did it!

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>>36627762
>>36627790
Please no politics~! This is a nice thread~

>>36627787
>You have to make her long for it.

yeah, that is the problem lad. i often push for it too quickly and try think we're moving too fast. i think i am like this because i liked a girl once quite a lot and i never made a move fast enough she got with someone else

im generally quite shit with women desu. ive just been able to take advantage of my looking, and women usually think i am nice have have shit going for me (i dont).

>>36627837
Johnson, sorry

>>36627790
some stuff about foreigners and muzzies. cba getting into an argument though so i wont go into detail.

>>36627753
>tries to force itself everywhere.
Agree. I'm far right and hate it when /pol/tards come over here preaching. There's even some pretty cool lefties here, politics and smugness aside

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>>36627843
I agree with this lad and his cute gif

>>36627847
>yeah, that is the problem lad. i often push for it too quickly
Same. I just wish I could give a girl all my love and show her how much I cherish her, but that just puts her off. Women aren't romantic in the slightest

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Being a lone wolf helps you cope with loneliness a lot better than others can, but it also makes you feel dead, far too dead.

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ffs lads I do nothing all day I cant stand this shit

>>36627899

They can be extremely romantic, if you're what they're looking for.

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night night everyone, time to wank and watch youtube in bed for 6 hours :)

>>36627906

Then do something you fucking ganche.

>>36627934

Kay is happy enough, she's got her Youtube, and Lee, and her 15 mintues of fame.

>>36627899
>Women aren't romantic in the slightest

aye, i find this the issue too. ive read too many novels and my autistic side wants to be all romantic straight away but women just find it clingy and pushy. i even mentioned about buying flowers to the last girl i was dating and she literally said we are moving too fast and it ended with her breaking up with me.

why did the movies lie to me, i thought buying flowers was normal.

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>>36626083
how quickly the tides turn.

>>36626120
>>36626114

Oap image guy here, I made the original and handed it over to someone new in October.
that guy seems to have consistently made decent updates.

ive never seen him post in the thread tho. so he hasn't had the chance to even be a dick.

maybe he will chime in or maybe he will just ignore your shit. I don't have the latest op psd to share so nothing I can do about it anymore.

>>36627903
I reckon I'm damned either way lad. If I go into social situations, the cripling anxiety gets me. If I stay inside, the depression turns me into a shell.

>>36627994
Iktf lad, my ex just wanted to stay in my room and watch netflix and make out every single time. I think this stigma of men not being romantic has made women grow to that mindset too. She thought it was weird when I suggested we go for a walk in the snow like my japanese animes

>>36627948
I have been trying, it's just hard to get motivated when I've no reason to do anything.

>>36627994
>why did the movies lie to me, i thought buying flowers was normal.

It's grand as a wake up present after you've fucked them into a cum-coma (as a result of make up sex)

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>>36627994
Shit man you just gave me PTSD over the multiple times I tried to surprise my old gf with flowers thinking it was a good idea

>>36628038

You can't stand not doing anything..... There's your reason.

>>36628065
Yeah I suppose. I honestly think too much free time is a killer. Long term NEETs like me rarely seem to get anything done.

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>>36627906
>>36628038
same lad, Thats the worst part of it all. To know I have all this time and could be doing something but I'm not.

its an awful cycle, i've been like it for so long

>>36627951
Trolling Kay is one of life's little pleasures. I even got her to rant about me once haha

Can you guys tell me what to wank to tonight? I like POV

>>36628108

Barring a few spells in education, I've been "NEET" for.... Nearly thirty years.

Only time I'm ever bored is on ships and in airports.

>>36628132
Hol up lad let me find it again

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>>36628144
>thiry years
>in airports

how old are you? what do u do

>>36627994
>>36628059
Obviously you need to be going out with someone for a length of time before you start giving them flowers. After a year.

>>36628059
its probably fine if you're in a relationship. i remember my mate buying his gf flowers. they probably just dont like it if you're still at the dating state.

>>36628036
i started dating a girl like this and i dumped her more or less straight away. but yeah, you might be onto something there. from my experience women never expect romance from fellas. main reason i would want a relationship is for the romance. im a soppy cunt at heart.

>>36628040
lol. i did fuck her like two days before the flowers thing. maybe i wasnt good enough. she got a fellas like a month after she broke up with me.

>>36628132
>>36628171
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2040904500

>>36628188
wish i knew this lad. i was oblivious

>>36628180

I'm in my late forties. I have income from investments, so I've never actually needed to work. I will not die disappointed with that fact

>i was an acident
>dad got mum to have her tubes tied
>he didn't want a vasectomy in case they divorced and he wanted to remarry
is he alpha?

>>36628194
>>36628059
>>36628036
https://youtu.be/lTx4Z2KH_0U
This video will save your life

>>36628233
Ah hello again mate. How often do you post here? Would we recognise any of your posts other than the few times you've mentioned your age?

>>36628223
I understand lad. With women, you learn from mistakes.
>>36628233
You're in your late forties and you post here? Fuck off mate, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

>>36628279

Don't post often, usually look around the place at some stage of the evening.

>>36628280
>You're in your late forties and you post here? Fuck off mate, extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

You'd probably be surprised how many ehhh.. senior, people post on 4chins, although admittedly not do much on R9K

>>36628233
Give us a quid mate?

>>36627664

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
*Tom Jones plays softly in the background*

>>36628233
I reckon I'd rather be working a minimum wage job than be in my late 40s posting in a thread for paki trannies, serial killer idolisers and prison gays tbchwy lad

>>36628332
Can you tell us about your investments?

>>36628337

Ehhh nah. I'm not what anyone would describe as rich. I nett just about on the right side of an average upper middle class wage... And I've a wide who, well, she teaches dance.... Ahem

>>36628414

Then the Job Centre is your friend..

>>36628233
you got any wise advice for a young lad?

>>36628434
Your married to a prozzie? C'mon mate give us a quid

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>have a tender painful spot on my scalp
>google says it's melanoma

>>36628420

Property, residential and light commercial. Made by Dad when it was ridiculously cheap, he didn't like banks.

Not actually worth as much as it was ten/twelve years ago, but I'm in no danger of having to sign on.

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Why do girls use their feet as phone?

>>36628461

Have your parents die when you're young..

twin peaks and dominos pizza lads

hows your 1am looking?

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>>36628496
Why doesnt a cute boy use his feet as my dinner plate

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>thinking of re-subbing to neo-WoW

someone talk me out of it

>>36628462

Nah, your actual dancing. "Dance as exercise" is the actual title I think. Couple of nights a week, keeps her in wine and...Whatever.

>>36628529
Watching random booktubers. All these girls are super posh but also super wifey material.

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I know it's normiecore lads, but:
Outro music to today's (last night's) britfeel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYoINidnLRQ