Fembots, have you ever been rejected?

>>36621546
I've never asked a guy out or truly confessed to one in the first place. I called a shy guy "cute" and asked what class be was from, putting my hand on his shoulder, but he ran away. Later I heard from a classmate that he thought I was cute too and went to look for him. He was laughing with one of his girl classmates in the hallway, I got jealous, and didn't talk to him anymore.

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>>36621546
>tfw shit like this fills me with unbelievable rage and self hatred because no girl has ever even looked at me twice, much less give a fuck about my esteem
>tfw there's nothing I can really do but piss in an ocean of piss about it because I am far too uninteresting for anyone to want to do that

>>36622757
I regret being shy.

>>36622818
>I'm an unlikable faggot
>better continue being unlikable I guess

Great plan.

>>36621546
Yes. Was going to ask a guy for his number face to face so got nervous. My friend texted him for me. He said, "I would never give her my number".

>>36624038
Hahah how ugly are you?

>>36621546
this picture is a rip off verision of the male one that probably some roastie made. Men do not care if a woman is stacy is not like women do with Chads.

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really spins up the thinking cannons

>>36624130
Accurate as fuck my dude

>>36624067

It's a roastie. She's not ugly. She just thinks she deserves Chad Thundercock just because she is not fat.

>>36624038
Ok remember that feeling of rejection. Now imagine feeling that everyday of your life for years from the opposite sex. That is called a robot and it gets to the point where you can't function and do not want to go outside.

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>Be me in high school
>Be extra shy and autistic
>Become friends with a nerdy guy who noticed me half way through the school year
>Months later confess love for him
>Get rejected

>Through college get asked out pretty regularly. Date some of them but never last long
>When I return home confess love for the guy from high school again
>Show him that I saved all his notes and mix tapes he gave me back then

We are married now

>>36624011
>>36622818
From a guy whose been trying to "improve" socially I find myself agreeing with him. If the looks aren;t there girls aren't gonna look twice.

I do have a lot of bro friends now tho

>>36624385
Proof that girls can being huge fucking spergs and still get away with it. When I asked out a girl I liked she told my whole social group and embarrassed me.

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>>36624385
>>36624425
I do agree that girls have it much easier when it comes to being introverted and shy. Guys often tell me it's cute that I and quiet and awkward and stay inside and play video games mostly.

While I like guys that are like me most other girls are disgusted by shy men. Life is pretty fair for them.

>>36624067
I look like a jew, I've got a jew nose. He's a tall Slav and I genuinely thought I had a chance because he seemed like a robot.

My friend also told me he's apparently into fat girls. I'm 100 lbs. He didn't tell me this before I got rejected

>>36624267
I don't deserve Chad Thundercock, I'm ugly and don't generally look in a chad's direction

>>36624541
I feel for you. It seems like girl has a problem with their nose. Nosejobs are highly valued.

Don't worry about it, guys often have no opinion on noses. It's rarely even noticed.

>>36624595
I'm afraid of not being taken seriously with my jew nose because it's very big and manly, while I am a small person. I actually feel like it could be a possible detriment to my career.

I'm considering nosejobs if things don't get better after I graduate. Obviously I'm working on myself as a person too.

Yeah i asked a guy to go out with me once and he put up an obvious excuse. Its okay i guess.

Yes. Made me feel awful and turned me off black guys.

>>36624685
What was the excuse?

>>36624707
>I have to take a shit and I get really constipated.

>>36624707
Something about having to take care of his brother. It was an excuse obviously cause if it was truth he would have asked to just go out with me another day. It hurt but well, everyone gets rejected at some point.

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Was only rejected once. He gave a bullshit excuse and later I saw him with some other girls who were older and probably more experienced.

I still have feelings for him after 8 years.

>guys rejecting girls

In what universe?
Come on, ask me out. Watch me not reject you. Oh no I'm not Chad 'out of your league' Thundercock so nobody will look at me.

>>36624771
So what, you were a loli at the time?

>>36624798
im not even top of the food chain and ive rejected girls, its pretty common if you like someone else or they arent your type

>>36624751
Yikes. Are you guys still friends?

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>tfw never got asked out by a girl

>>36624798
Normal guys also reject a lot of girls, robot.

>>36624822
Thanks humble Chad for this. It's great to know you're in a position where you can reject girls who want you. Now fuck off from my board.

>>36624841
Lmao no. I once encountered him at the bus stop and it was one of the most uncomfortable moments in my life.

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>>36624771
>>36624803
I was 16, very shy/spergy, virgin and never had a real relationship.

>>36624798
I would deny a girl just because I'm not in a favorable situation. I don't have money, I don't have my own room, I'm still struggling for work, and so on. Personally I can't see myself trusting others enough to risk a relationship either.

>>36624865
im totally not chad, I just happened to be one of the only straight guys in drama

>>36624887
Rest in peace friend. Sounds like some awkward shit that only time can heal

>>36622757
What do you look like? I have trouble believing this.

>>36624888
How about now though, what are you like

>>36624888
You shouldn't have went for chad, your own fault.

I had sex with this guy I met at a house party for the first time ever and the morning after, I asked him if he wanted to be my bf. He didn't say a word, just put his clothes on and left ;-;

I saw him a few times around campus and I got super sad. I had to go to the bathroom and cry every time because I felt sad and dirty.

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>>36624888
>>36625017
Still pretty shy. Weeb but not an obnoxious one like when I was in HS. Stay inside mostly and play video games. Get asked out regularly but they are usually stoners or gym bros. Lots of those types live near me. I hardly ever meet the shy type of guys I prefer in person.

>>36625036
He's not chad. He is introverted like me and we play the same games and discuss anime. We have been close friends since HS.

>>36625109
You should have known this would happen.

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>>36625109
Instant karma for a promiscuous roastie whore like you. Delicious. What a hero. Would buy that guy a beer.

>premarriage sex
DISGUSTING

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>>36625115
>Get asked out regularly

EASYMOOOOODE

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>>36625115
I'm a shy guy can I be your bf pls

>>36625115
Well, if you still like this guy after 8 years.. I hardly think any other shy guys will have any chance of connecting with you.

>>36621546
Nope because I know the secret to never getting rejected
Can't get rejected if you never make a move and avoid everything ;_;

>>36625237
What is it you want? A bf?

>>36625237
So have you rejected anyone then? Or would you have rejected someone?

>>36625128
How? It was my first time.

>>36625148
You're a jerk.

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>>36625278
And you're a disgusting whore who places no value on sex. No other word for it.

>first time
So you threw away your virginity to some rando at a party AND THEN asked him to be your bf.

'Tales of Stacy and other Whores'

>>36625278
Having sex Willy nilly is not exactly a good indicator of settling down..

I'm not saying all guys do this but you have to get to know them a little longer

>>36625278
Literally threw away your virginity to a pump and dump kek

>>36625278
This is sad. Are you qt? What's your body like?

>>36625278
> t. roastie

You're a whore, get the fuck off my board

>>36625317
Jesus man give her a break. As a guy this exact same thing happened to me with some girl I had a one night stand with. It's pretty heartbreaking when you are naive but you live and learn.

>>36624843
Will you go out on a date with me, anon?

>>36625371
Post a pic and I'll decide.

>>36625371
Are you being serious right now Anon?
>>36625389
Fuck off imposter.

>>36625427
If nothing else, I'd have to admire him trying at all.

>>36625278
Did you really expect any other kind of response? You really are naive. Try to spend some time getting to know people before making a decision, that goes for here and relationships.

>>36624011
Yeah, if a man is anything other than an unwavering ray of sunshine 24/7 after sadistic and neglectful emotional abuse you deserve all the misery that comes to you. And also if you're like that anyway.

I have never not been rejected.

>>36625478
Why do you think this is? Is there something about the people you ask or about yourself?

>>36625504
I typically go for the shy, weeb, not very popular guys. It must be me.

>>36625520
Post a pic and I'll let you know

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>>36625478
>double negative
You're under arrest.

>>36625457
Are you>>36625371?
The one that asked me out?

>>36625536
Not sorry! Come here and arrest me.
>>36625532
I'm ugly but not stupid.

>>36625568
No. It's just that most here are too scared to ask anyone out and it's not 'PLZ GIVE GF'

>>36625427
I don't actually know, I wanted to ask you out so you can check that one off the list. I don't know how to go about stuff over the internet as I don't necessarily believe in LDRs lol

>>36625571
I'm coming over in my casual blues right now. Prepare to be bent over more than just the car.

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who here part of the /asked a girl out once, got rejected and have never done it again since/ club?

>>36625571
Pics aren't a big deal. They can't search for your pic online, what does it matter? They can't find out anything about you.

>>36625603
Me neither. Sorry Anon. Unless you wish for it, then no.

>>36625610
I'm apart of the 'ask a bunch of pretty girls out and keep getting rejected until some loser asks you out and then accept' club

>>36625610
My nigga. Even worse, mine would have been an LDR.

>>36625610
I have always been successful in asking girls out. But only because I am very careful to only ask when I know she is interested.

I missed out on several opportunities because of this.

>>36625626
RIP us ;^(

>>36625610
I'm in a similar club, /try and crack jokes with a group of people, met with stares, awkwardly left and never tried again/ club

What qt fembot wants to be my e-gf and lewd online together?

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I met a guy here in one of those bf/gf application threads. I gave him my height/weight right off the bat so that he knew I was fat. I didn't want to send a picture (he never asked me to) so I just gave a detailed description of my appearance. He gave me his height/weight/description too. I figured he'd talk to me for a day and then bail so I didn't think it was super important to swap pics. I don't think either of us took it too seriously. We ended up messaging back and forth for about a year and half. I had developed a crush on him but was too scared to bring it up. I was paranoid that he secretly hated me and only kept up the friendship because he didn't wanna offend me. I never told him how I felt. I just tried my best to be a good friend; cheering him up and offering solid advice and support. Then one day around this time last year I got a drunken love confession text from him. I was ecstatic. I told him that I loved him too. It was the truth. He sent me some other mushy love texts. I figured that it was a better time than any to swap pictures. I sent a full-body pic - not hiding any fat or flaws - and told him to send me one too. Never heard from him again. I should have sent him a picture from the start. I'm such a fucking moron.

Oh and then last semester I mustered up the courage to ask out a cute fat guy I met in my english class. He gave me fake number. After that he always sat on the other side of the classroom and never looked in my direction again.

>>36624011
>he thinks he can change
lmao if you're here you lack any redeemable qualities get real anon.

>>36625693
I don't think it would have been the best idea. Unless it was more local. Where are you from anyway?

>>36625610
A girl asked me out to prom once, she was like one of those awkward loner roasties. she wasn't particularly hot and seemed annoying so i politely refused

other than that i'm a pretty timid person so all the girl friends i've had have asked me out. some pretty cute ones too, i'm like a 4/10 in looks but i function on the same bullshit wavelength that women do and kind of know how to behave around them

>>36621546

I hate this cartoon and I hate you, women are not this nice. If a woman saw those broken bit of guy she'd look through them for anything she could use then walk off.

Fucking virtue signalling bitches

>>36625790
Midwest, wbu?

>>36625730
Have had a very similar situation as the first one but with reversed genders.
You have my condolences if real.

>>36625912
Are you the femanon? I'm an Anon in the Midwest

>>36625912
I live on the east coast. Particularly in the south east.

>>36625831
Not necessarily anon, The succubus may want a beta bux provider and exploit the weakness or whatever. Weak losers like in the comic would probably be ideal providers were they making good money. Or really any money I guess.

>>36625936
Yes I am

origijdicoc

>>36625983
Aw from florida? Is it nice there anon?

>>36626015
Ok email me because why not. [email protected]

>>36625926
Shit man, it really sucks. The worst part was knowing that he liked my personality but was so disgusted by my appearance that he just dropped contact entirely.

>>36626038
Yeah, in Florida. The weather's been good. But I've never met a lot of robots here, let alone girls.

>>36626042
Emailed you earlier btw

>>36626076
The population is dense, there's probably a lot of robots, they just never go outside.

There's a lot of girls too, but probably harder to find them since they seem to be more vain there? At least from what I've gathered

>>36626178
So you're saying I should break into people's homes and start smalltalk?

Here's my kik if anyone wants it
>Welpp..

>>36626314
Are you cute girl?

>>36626213
Yes exacrly that ;p maybe it'll work at least once? Find a fellow robot?

>>36624663
I love Jew noses, but that's just me. If you feel that insecure than do your thing.

>>36626348
nah.
am Guy, but have been called a qt 3.14

>>36626358
Is it wrong that if someone did that to me, I'd be their best friend? Like, you'd have to admire them to even try it.

>>36626363
Thank you anon :^) the jew nose lovers are a small population i'm afraid so I might give in to the nosejob meme. We'll see.

>>36626382
Exactly! You could actually make a friend this way. Is it worth the risk? Genuinely depends on your situation lol.

>>36624385

You're married and you're here on r9k. This place is being invaded

>>36624865
Someone's triggered.
>My board
Okay...

>>36626436
Stalk them for months to make sure they never leave and also search their house while they sleep for any weapons. Then leave creepy messages on the phone and floor to see how they react to you.

>>36624541

If you are a Jew please gas yourself and your family

>>36626468
I'm not an actual jew just bad genes. Will gas myself anyways thx

>>36625109

Sorry, but you knew he was Chad so he fucked and dumped you. But I guess you got what you wanted?

>>36626467
Sounds like the perfect set up for a great romcom about two mentally ill robots finding each other tbqh

>>36625115

Very interesting.

>fuckcaptchafuckcaptcha fuck

>>36625317

Win

>oregano commento

>>36625730
poor fat anon ;____;

>>36625368

Lol what. You fucked a girl and she didn't get clingy with you afterwards. How awful.

GET. OUT.

>>36625730
post pic so us fat fetish baboons can give you an actual answer.

>>36625317
Says the virgin bot crushing his waifu pillow.
I think I heard your dryer ding - you can finally switch out your dandere for your old tsundere.

>>36626159
Replied, sorry I was afk

>>36625603
>>36625427

Lmao she wasn't really asking you out she was just teasing you. stacies everywhere

>>36626616
> virginshaming on r9k
How original. Now get the fuck out.

>>36625368
try harder pls

>>36625730

I'm very sorry anon. You belong here with us.

>>36626497

If you're not a jew and still a grill please live and be happy

>>36626616
You can tell this is a roastie by the confidently not funny humor, or a good imitator.
>>36625368
White knighting woman who make bad decisions is worse than shaming them, It's like giving a dog a treat for pissing in your floor.

>>36626734
this was nice thank you! same for you continue living and pursue happiness anon

>>36626497
Post contact info, I like jew noses

>>36626773
um you make me nervous anon post yours

In 9th grade I confessed to this autistic boy, we were both in special ed. He rejected me, sadly.

>>36626797
I posted it before, it's [email protected]

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>>36626076
Also from Florida. Which part, the "south" or the South? LOL. It's almost funny how outsiders all assume it's like South Florida, the shittiest part.
If you're from there like I am, you'd ought to know already that most robots wouldn't go out in such a...well....you know.

Ever been to Itchetucknee or Weeki Wachee? The former is natural tubing and the latter has a mermaid show, both closer to central-west FL.
Went with my dad different times, it's really fun stuff and nowhere near as crowded or vapid as the South.

Nice people, a lot more laid back. I even saw teenagers working at their Publix instead of middle-aged minorities, it was fascinating.

Your chances of meeting a nice fembot is probably better in those areas, and you can still keep the Resident Discount (lol). That's what I plan on doing.
Except the meeting a girl part, I'm not a dyke.

>>36624130
Women only like you if other people like you. This is the true ending.

>>36622757
>putting my hand on his shoulder, but he ran away
>He was laughing with one of his girl classmates in the hallway
Something doesn't add up here, you sure this guy actually thought you were cute?

>>36626827
We're talking right now

Lmao

>>36624912
ecks dee bro super believable, you're very physically average I'm sure.

>>36626882
will you be my nice fembot gf

>>36625571
Sure kiddo, there's no way it could be your personality.

>>36621546
Rejected by best friend of 4 years
>she was girl
>told me she was bi
>messes with my hair (it's cut short)
>holds my hand
>long ass hugs
>hugs (presses boobs into my) arm when walking side by side in hall
>at first was reluctant to hug or say any emotional shit because they might use it against me if we ever had a falling out
>she coaxed out of me, only person I've cried in front of, love her for 3 out of the 4 years we were friends
>pining constantly, love her smile, how she gets excited over stupid shit, love the things we talk about late at night
>struggling with accepting bisexuality
>first romantic interest
>one day confess
>"I'm not bi, I just thought I was because people were saying I was. We can stay platonic, goodnight."

That's it. That's all she said. I spent so long agonizing over to tell her or not and I get that.

>mfw don't even know if she thinks I'm disgusting
>tfw I told her I needed space to get over her
>mffw next day she hugs the shit out of me and runs her fingers through my hair when we were just talking.
>acts like nothing happened
>says she loves me when she has to go

I fucking hate her. To this day she's still overtly affectionate and gets mad if I don't say "I love you" when she does. SHE acts offended as if saying I love you back doesn't hurt me and remind me that she rejected me.

>still getting over her
>never again

>>36627240
be my bifag gf

>>36625237
>Nope because I know the secret to never getting rejected

I do too. Just be very careful.

When I was looking for a wife, I was specifically interested only in women who had never had a relationship before, and who were extremely careful and cautious, like me.

It took a long time for me to find a wife, but I was finally successful, and we've been very happily married for a long time.

(I'm not a normie because I used to be a Wizard until I got married.)

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>>36621546
I got asked out by a girl, agreed to be her bf, but having a gf was boring so I dumped her and haven't cared about women since.

Who else /aromantic/ master race?

>>36625237
What if I made a move on you?

>>36625730
Good story. I can relate to those feels. You are welcome here.

>>36627323
>be bifag gf
You just want my threesome potential don't you?
>you don't fool me for a second silly anon :^))

>>36627406
Didn't actually think of that. I'd rather not because I'm too afraid I'd be ignored in a threesome situation.

>>36627421
I never thought of that; Now I don't want a threesome either. Way to make me self conscious about threesomes now anon.

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>>36621546
Fuck, this is pretty much exactly what happened to me two summers ago, dark pink being my ex gf and me being the dumb blue broken bastard who tries to get back with her after another girl treated me great who was a solid 8/10

>in b4 gtfo normie

After this shit happened I haven't had sex in about two years, used to have steady sex all the time and...
...I became a robot, haven't hugged a girl in ~2 years

>mfw

>>36627374
I've felt lust but never any sort of love or romantic attraction. I always thought all guys or at least douchbags were like this.

>>36627459
You and I can still have a twosome femanon

>>36627470

you have no idea what being a robot is like you privileged fag

>>36627459
>>36627421
Being ignored doesn't matter. Just take what you want.

>>36626882
Another Floridafag here.
>tfw nobody ever lives in north FL

>>36627492
>twosome
But we are just two numbers communicating through the internet.

>>36627506
>being ignored [in threesome] doesn't matter take what you want
>implying I can be assertive

:'( sorely mistaken

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>>36625730
:(
Did you say anything him after that? It seems so cruel he just dropped contact after year and a half.

>>36627470
>haven't had sex in 2 years

Oh wow man, I can't imagine how difficult that must be. I wonder if any guy here has ever gone as long as you have?

>>36627559
Well we can be two username's communicating through the internet if you have some kind of contact

>>36627582
I don't know anon, I'd probably not meet with anyone on 4chan (if that's where that'd lead to), too paranoid and anxious to feel safe doing it. That's how you end up in a rekt thread.

>>36627646
No rekt'd threads. It'll be comfy

>>36627646
Oh, come on. After all that? FINISH THE LOVE STORY. DON'T REJECT THEM NOW.

>>36627671
Lol it'd be a strange love story if it was one, we talked about threesomes and they asked me to be their gf.

>>36627763
And I was called a crazy murderer :^(

>>36627668
I have no doubt you'd try to make it comfy. You'd want to meet up inevitably right?

>>36627803
Well if things went well yes. In public though

>>36627819
I'd probably be too spooked. I don't even know anything about you except that you want a bifag gf and that you get sad when it's implied that you might be a crazy murderer.

>>36627850
Wouldn't anyone be upset that someone thought they were a crazy murderer? I'm not mean or crazy ;_;
And talking more via some form of contact would be a way to learn more about me

>>36621546
>this picture

where's the 5 other girls who are also infatuated with Chad, and where are the 20-40 guys who are too ugly, shy, stupid, boring, or poor to be good enough for light pink girl?

>>36621546
>accidentally reject a girl with an "I need to go do a lab" response
>actually had to go do a lab
>didn't realize i was being asked out until months later
Shit.

>>36627866
>dubs
Nice :]

>Contact info
At least give me age. And what could we talk on?

>>36622757
Lol

He wasn't flicking her bean just talk to him

>>36627929
>21
>Hobbies, things happening in our lives currently, anything of particular interest we could have, things we'd like to achieve in the future
Really anything

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>>36627075
Doesn't sound like a good idea to want to meet someone off of R9K, man.
Otherwise, I'd be more inclined to consider; just as you ought to.

Here's a Lola drawing I made as an apology for getting hopes up.

>>36628051
She was asking what platforms to talk on, not what subjects to talk about.

>>36628057
>Lola drawing I made
Now you have to be my gf

>>36628057
>tfw no porn-drawing gf

Do you assume we're all Elliots?

>>36628076
Oh
Shit I'm autistic
>>36627929
Discord, email, steam, kik

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>>36627526
Dayton Beach is there, isn't it? Shark Bite Capital?
Go have a shark bite off your leg, maybe people will think you're cool, especially if you manage to keep a tooth stuck in your nub.

>>36628051
>21
>am 20
Also not talk about (though it is nice to know you have that lined up :] ), what platform could we talk on?

>>36628118
See this post >>36628099 and ignore my retardation pls

>>36628100
You mean Daytona? That's like near central FL I'd say. I'm way over in the northwest, plenty of beaches though. Gonna be fucking miserable and much more humid soon too.

>>36625317
what a pillow fucking loser you are anonginano

>>36621546
Funny, guys have approached me often, once in middle school, a few times in highschool, a few times since then, but I never wanted a relationship. Then the first guy I approach rejects me

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>>36628084
Not at all.
I just think two people who spend a decent amount of time on a very pessimistic, slightly degen board might not be able to help each other reach their actual potential in life, as a partner should at least try to.
But that's just my take on it, I suppose.
>>36628079
Ha, ha. Here's an old Pinkie instead, call me a ponyfag and shun me to /mlp/
Or, tell me what you think about the upcoming theater movie; glad there'll finally be another 2D movie on the silver screen.
Even if the "new characters and all-star cast" makes me hesitant.

>>36628209
>Or, tell me what you think about the upcoming theater movie;
No idea since I stopped watching the show at season 3. be my gf and fill me in on what's happened since :^)

>>36628146
Sorry for the delay, no worries about the little screw up.

[email protected]
>Throwaway

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>>36628209
Your DA account says you're a dude.

>>36628165
You mean more Panhandle?
Either way, doesn't seem too bad up there.
At least if you want to leave the godforsaken state for a while, it won't take half a day of driving, right?
Though, I'm not thrilled about the upcoming weather, either.
With the recent flooding rain (over here, at least), all the mosquitoes have had their chance to rejuvenate and breed in the pots people forgot to flip over; stacked on top of everything, it's looking unpleasant.

>>36628295
>>36628146
Best of luck anons.

>>36628295
Message sent bifag anon

>>36628321
>>36628295
Y'all motherfuckers better post a greentext about what happens later on.

>>36628295
Are you the guy or girl?

>>36628343=
If this works out I won't
>>36628352
That's the girl

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>>36628310
My dA? Oh, I forgot I made that one since dA is still somewhat cancer.
The reason is kind-of embarrassing, but, I have two characters; an older brother and a younger brother.
I like to somewhat RP as the older brother in my accounts since it's secretly a shotacon thing.
Here's the first doodle I made of them; my guy's name's Kyoshi because it's both an unfortunately feminine name (aka a wink to being 'played', for lack of a better word, by a girl) and uses the kanji for mentor and lie.
It probably seems really weird, but... I really don't have an excuse LOL.
My username's read syotako as in shotaco(n) and 23 for niisan.
I would go further, but I think I embarrassed myself enough...
>>36628224
Ha. Basically, Sunset...Shimmer?--I get the two confused, between that one in EqG and...ah, Starlight Glimmer--there's this new broad who feels like a self-insert OC (I am self-aware enough to note the irony of me pointing it out as a bad thing) and she's Twilight's pupil.
Yadda yadda, Season 7 premiere teased like she was going away, which would've been nice, but she's still staying for now.
There's a lot to recap in four seasons, and to be honest, I haven't seen all the eps, either. Best I can say is to check forums LOL

>>36628505
>My username's read syotako as in shotaco(n) and 23 for niisan.
please be my gf

>>36628312
Yes, living in Pensacola atm but I am from PC. It is always awful and humid and the 10 month Florida summer is hell. I too dread the mosquitoes and other various bugs. Lovebugs are already around but they are harmless friends.

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>>36628534
Ah, ha, ha, ha. Allowing someone in my life who now knows such a dark secret would be even worse than the original premise of dating from r9k.
As an apology, here's...eh, a dumb thing I did with Peach. The full thing came out back, so the crop looks a little weird, I know.

>>36628648
Why would it be worse if they can accept it?

>>36628598
PC as in Panama City? That place is decent, as long as we're not talking about the actual Panama one LOL.
The bugs are definitely terrible...
This might sound weird, but, in elementary school recess, would you pull apart lovebugs?
Everyone at my school did it when it was the season, but when I mention it, people get weirded out.

>>36628776
Yes. It's okay but living there for 26 years got old. Tourists suck and shit up the beach which is annoying.
I never tortured bugs but I don't particularly find that behavior weird. I don't find anything weird about a lot of behavior tho

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>>36628670
Alas, one can only imagine the dark secrets of one who accepts another's.
Plus, c'mon, I clearly have a screw loose. I'm trying to save trouble. LOL

>>36628849
You're only making you seem more appealing desu

>>36628822
Ah...to call it torture is to make your opinion clear LOL.

But yeah, tourists always ruin things.
There's a decent area near Marco Island a little south where locals stick around, but because it's so nice, rich tourists buy multimillion-dollar homes and make it really tough on those who actually do live there year-round.

But, without tourists, this state would die, so we can't be completely spiteful...

>>36628909
A lot of bugs don't feel pain, or register it in the same way we do, so torture may be the wrong word. Then again, I would view pulling something apart as torture. It is a description, not a judgment.

Meh this state is not too great to begin with. Neither is the country nor the world nor society but that is a tangent.

>>36626447
People are un ironically saying fembot and this is what made you notice theres nothing but normies as far as the eye can see.
I hate them so fucking much. I really really do. These people are the kind that make me want to shoot up a school.

>>36624798
Literally everyone got asked out in highschool fucking fag
I rejected 4 girls sophomore year alone

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>>36628875
Will you change your mind if I said I'm fat?

You know, despite being fat, liking art, and having gone to public school, I'm right-wing; makes it mildly entertaining when people expect me to agree to a feminist statement...

>>36628057
Why do you keep larping? Do you find this fun? You're no better than normals who come here to laugh at us.

>>36629029
>Will you change your mind if I said I'm fat?
Nope
>You know, despite being fat, liking art, and having gone to public school, I'm right-wing
Even better

>>36628973
>Literally everyone
Not me. But thanks for your normie story. Now fuck off from this board.

>>36628968
Heheh, to be honest, I think I would call it torture if I'd never done it, either.
I...can only imagine how many more disturbing things have been defended with the above line, actually.

But, yeah. Might be crappy, but you live there, so gotta deal with it, right? LOL.
I don't think it'll be for a long while until you can go live with hot nymphomaniac aliens.

>>36629029
SHE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

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>>36625610
>ask girl out
>she says yes
>take her to the movie, pay and all that shit
>after the movie she says we should just be friends.

Turns out she was a big fan of twilight (gross) and she was broke at the moment, and really wanted to see the movie.
fug

>>36629074
>responding to it
You should meet up with that anon and forge a suicide pact, fucking nigger

>>36621546
Yes, but it only really hurt bad once.

He was my best friend. We were together 8 years.

He moved to another state for a job. Didn't ask me to come with, said he'd visit me all the time.

>moving day comes
>he stays at my place to catch an early morning train out of the city
>tries to stay up but he's too tired
>hold him while he sleeps, crying silently
>he wakes up, sees
>strokes my hair and face
>"I love you, it's okay, it'll be okay, I'll come down all the time, I promise"
>departure time
>hugs me tight
>whispers into my hair: "You're my best friend"
>kiss
>leaves

One week gone
>"I'm soooo busy, don't know when I'll be free"
>"Don't come up right now, I'm too busy and the place is a mess"

Two weeks gone
>"This is too hard to maintain"
>"It's just hard to keep one part of my life going that's so far away while the rest is up here" (yes, two weeks)
>"I care for you, but I can't do it"
>"You're like family to me"
>"We'll always be friends."

I get accepted into a program - in his city. Total coincidence - I didn't even think I'd get in. 13% acceptance rate. WTF.

I'm in his town. Have been for months. I've seen him twice. Second time he kicked me out of his apartment without a hug and with a dying phone.

A month ago, he blocked me. Everywhere.

No warning. No explanation.
>8-year anniversary of our first date

Feel free to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEroastie me all you want. But that shit shredded my heart.

TL;DR - Some men are heartless bitches, too.

>>36625610
I've asked a girl who even said I was cute out and she rejected me because I was timid/child-like. I have Anxiety, it took everything I have to go up to her and ask her out

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>>36629061
wut
I mean, there's no reason to willingly do anything without a purpose; just as you complain with the wish to be heard and understood.
That said, I'm not sure if you're implying I'm pretending to be a chick. If you are, sorry to disappoint your expectations.
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>>36629115
Not at all...please chillaxio, fibraxio.
>>36629338
Maybe an older woman will like you for it, they still have a little of that motherly instinct, even if they have dry ovaries.

>>36625610
Right here
we even "went out" but I'm awkward and shitty and she started talking to me less and then not at all
such is life for losers of the genetic lottery

>>36626407
I actually have kind of a hardcore fetish for them. It's all crazy psych shit stemming from the fact that I'm 100% Jewish but don't look it in any way, shape, or form.

Except my bank account ayy

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>>36621546
I've totally been this guy. She was so nice and sweet but I just wasn't attracted to her physically. I'm a lonely virgin though so I guess I'm paying for it

>>36625732
>redeemable qualities

It's "redeeming qualities" anon. So many fucking people get this wrong and it triggers me

>>36622757
>Fembots, have you ever been rejected?
Yes. I liked a guy in my uni class a lot, he was my dream man - witty, well read, tall dark and handsome etc. Basically Mr Darcy. He went for a Stacy bitch who hadn't read a word in years.

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>>36629910
Chad goes for Stacy

You are somehow surprised? Why did you ignore that lonely kid in class who had a secret crush on you? Because he wasn't Chad. Please.

>>36624038
That text wasn't meant for you.
Don't deceve people like that, he didn't know he was hurting your feelings because he wouldn't say that to your face.

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>>36624771
>>36625115
>>36625115
>tfw no weeb gf

shall we get married?

>>36630520
>You are somehow surprised? Why did you ignore that lonely kid in class who had a secret crush on you? Because he wasn't Chad. Please.
Because he was stalking me and it was creepy.

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>>36624130
hit too fucking close to home god damn it.

>>36629292
That sucks hard. I feel for you.

>>36624692
Whats the story faggit

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>>36624130
Maybe it's better for everyone if I stay broken. Why fix something that can be easily replaced? There are better looking models, newer models... Just sweep me up and put me in the trash.

>>36621546

yep. I am decent looking, humble, (above average) IQ and fit. but because I have a child I'm deemed as undesirable. oh well. i'll just continue my degree in college and die alone. Ive become turned off by guys in general.

>>36627560
His birthday was a month after he cut contact so I sent him a happy birthday text. I told him that I hoped all of his hardships passed soon and that if he ever wanted to talk again I'd be ready and willing.

Sorry my response is 4 hours late!

>>36627568
can u believe that these people actually think they are robots...? fuckin hell man

>>36632638
>has a child
>above average IQ
Ummm no sweetie ;)

>>36632638
>above average iq
>single mother
if you were so smart maybe you wouldn't have gotten knocked up and then had kids with a man you weren't going to marry. tell me again about how those ten extra iq points are servicing you. (this doesn't apply if you are a widow in which i am very sorry for your loss)

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>>36626616
>accusing other people of having waifus while demonstrating your extensive knowledge of toon chinese carpersonality tropes

>>36633175
>toon chinese carpersonality
Jesus
How the fuck did that come out of "chinese cartoon personality"?

>>36626447
Its not real anom. Obviously some neckbeard just larping.

>>36621546
>tfw never ask, never get rejected
The one man I have ever liked came into me first.

>>36633032

he is dead. I butchered him with an axe

>>36627470
FUCJKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCKKKK OFF MY BOARD RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36633002

since when does becoming impregnated by somebody you love dro IQ points... honestly lost more IQ points reading your comment, dear.

>>36633580
since when does loving somebody at the age of of <18 and having a child with them constitute having a high IQ

try again sweet heart, maybe with protection this time ;)

>>36622757

He wasn't shy if he was hanging around with other chicks you lying slut. Obviously you projected qualities you wanted on to him, as all roasties do, to rationalize away the fact that he was just the stereotypical Chad. You just have a mental illness because you don't want to admit that you don't get to voluntarily be attracted to anything except Chad.

>>36624425
female literally don't have any evolutionary pressure compare to males. this is why women are weak,dumb and emotionally unstable.

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>>36624130
most accurate on here

>tfw you will never have a rrgfd robo gf

>>36633653

never once said I was under 18.
are you projecting you whore-ish roastie ways on me? I lost my virginity to this guy at 20 years old and we grew apart. it happens.

Girls dont ask out guys so its impossible for them to be rejected

>>36621546
I've rejected a girl once, multiple times I've rejected sex on tinder or just not responded if it goes into the topic of sex.

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>>36634475
>tfw you will never have a rrgfd robo gf
Why even live?

>>36629490
you sound like you would be interesting to talk to.

do you have discord?

>>36621546
my scenario ended at the second slide and i haven't been the same since.

>tfw even the creepy anons are more brave than me
You guys that got rejected are more than you think. Even if I have desired traits I'm looking for someone that would love me for who I am and not my height or skin.

>>36624385
If a man did this he would be taking a ride in a paddy wagon.

>>36625109
slut

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