In a thousand yearsI will still not have a boyfriend.And be dead.
>>36619253
Be a grill and I'll be your bf.
Post apocalyptic imagery is very cozy.
>>36619253
I'll be your boyfriend if you be mine, what sort of a bf are you looking for
>>36619263
This, to be quite serious with you
>>36619253
In one thousand years you will still be two thousand years too early to be my girlfriend.
>>36619304
Hairy, dark hair or curly blond hair. NOT FUCKING FAT. Preferably triple digit IQ, but let's be honest, I'm not expecting a miracle here. NOT RIGHT WING.
>>36619263
Cutting a dick off does not make one a girl.
>>36619320
And also one penis too much.