>tfw waiting for step dad to leave to steal booze

>>36618431
Why does your stepdad steal booze? Are you poor?

>>36618461
he does for beer but that's not what I ment when he leaves I am taking some liquor

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>stepdad never left

>>36618487
So you're stealing as well?

>>36618431
and?
just make sure to top it off

>>36618431
Waiting for dad to come back after leaving for a beer 12 years ago.

>>36618515
no I am borrowing it will come out soon enough

>>36618578
So you'll return it? Then why steal it?

>>36618431
why not buy your own?
underage gtfo

>>36618615
>going in public
no thanks m8 also I'm 23

>>36618431
Stay in school kiddie, cause stealing alcohol from parents is something kids do. I'm typing this because 'stay in school kid' displeased the robot.

>>36618777
check'd and it's a little late for that.

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>mom bummed my last cigarette without asking

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36619627
>ran out of cigarettes mommy gave me
>she isn't home so I am out until she gets home

>>36618431
My parents get giant jugs of vodka and when they sleep I come in and take a small amount of it in a water bottle and drink until I can live with myself

LMAO just drink mouthwash my dude.

>>36619627
>mom frequently forgets her pack of shitty Pal Mal Orange at home
>bums my camels
>ew your cigarettes are awful

Says the person smoking palmals

>>36618646
You are a cuck and a original one

>>36619693
And to add on, she only takes like 4 drags off the cigarette before putting it out which pisses me off

if you had a job and a residence you could drink as soon as you got home from work, little guy

>>36619707
not really I get to sit on the computer all day and sleep when I want.

>>36619709
my mom does that to she smoke like half of the cig then puts it out

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>>36619746
>can't leave his bedroom
>too dumb to leave house for five minutes to buy booze
>not a cuck

Whatever you say, little big man

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>>36619709
this
also wonder why am I burning through the pack so fast just to walk onto the balcony and find a garden of fags stuck in pots of flowers

>>36619807
>>too dumb to leave house for five minutes to buy booze
no. I refuse to go in public to deal with normalfags

>>36619835
So you are still cucked by le norm ease.

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>>36619850
I'm not cucked anon. sorry to burst your bubble. I do what I want when I want, this is true freedom.

>>36619835
you don't refuse you're just a chickenshit fag, my man

>no I've ascend--

yeah yeah shut up

>>36619872
Yes, true freedom is waiting until your step-dad leaves to steal his booze and not going out and getting your own.

You really got me, big guy! :^)

>>36618431
are you underaged or just poor and lazy? either way you should fuck off. a real man pays for his liquor

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>>36619912
I did it to avoid talking to him m8. you can't win against the neet overlords normalfag

>>36619912
I didn't choose to robot life

the robot life chose me

>>36619928
Wow, (you) are so free and not cucked! I wonder how you'll prove it next! Another Pepe reaction image?

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>>36619973
no

SWARM SWARM SWARM MY MINIONS SWARM THE INTRUDER!

>>36620014
How mature and uncucked!

Still locked in your room, dreading talking to your stepdad?

>>36620051
>talking to your stepdad
I don't talk to him Mr. anon.

>>36620073
Why not? He must be over the moon to have a stepson as uncucked and free as you.

wew
why do normans always get triggered and ruin threads?
good on OP for still being fun

>>36620449
Why do robots always feel triggered over nothing?

>>36620585
I take it you are the angry one spamming cuck like a 15 year old in this thread.

>tfw want to go buy some weed and alcohol
>tfw dont want to go outside

>>36620904
Because op is a fucking cuck.

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>>36620963
No I'm not you homo

>>36621081
I'm gay for your big cuck cock

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>>36621113
>tfw to smart for a big willy pete

>>36621146
I'll still love you wee Willy Wonka

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>>36621210
i luv u 2 fello roblox friend

>>36621252
Do you actually play Roblox?

Haha cuck

wanna play with me

>Waiting for dad to leave so I can steal booze
>Dad leaves to go to store
>It's been 3 years
>He's still not back
>tfw ran out of booze since then

>>36621688
>Stepdad notice stepson steals his booze
>Instead of getting angry at stepson (who is an outcast), stepdad decided to go to the liquor store to get some beer for his wife's son
>Stepdad gets lost on the way home

i respect this feel op