I know nothing about 4chan, AMA!

YOU DARE ENTER MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE

Welcome to 4chan, new anon!! Enjoy your stay! (:

>>36618222
I give it 4 weeks until you start craving trap dick

Of all the boards in this godforsaken site, why /r9k/?

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How about you try this shit at /b/ instead? im sure they'd be happy to tell you.

Cunt.

>>36618298
Sorry for the long time to respond, trying to find out the formatting! Anyway, /r9k/ just seems to be an ideal place to post something random like this to. /b/ is full of porn so I think I'll keep the AMA in here.

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>>36618222

Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit! The world's only rabbit gynecologist! Let me see your vagina!

>>36618343
We're not interested in asking you questions, fag.
Go to /soc/ if you want attention.

>make me feel at home, the full 4chan xp
Just lurk

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>>36618346
[creative comment so r9k bot doesn't remove me]

>>36618406
Alright, listen here buddy: no one cares how much you hate newfags aight? Ask a question and let me enlighten you. If you don't have a question go back to /b/ and jack to some trap dick.

(did i do it right? :D)

I don't like this thread. I hope for your sake you don't like this place and get bored when this thread dies. R9k itself is a fucking mental poison, stick to the screen capped green texts. Try /co/ or /a/ if you like anime or cartoons and want to explore a board. Those are pretty fun.

>AMA GUYS!!
>le full 4chan experience
This is not an attraction park or a zoo. And you anons should know better than to entertain this redditor.

Now you can fuck off back to your comfortable and normal life in the outside world thank you.

>>36618291
Already started; I'd like to thank /b/ and /a/ (is /a/ anime? idk...)

>>36618467
Woah watch out guys we got a senior here. Picking on he new kids on the campus... tsk tsk. I'm sure that you really see me as nothing more than a "normie" right? Well if that's what you want it's what you get :)

Guys just found out what a pepe is! roflmao why is he green?? such a good meme! Look I'm a 4chaner! Reeeeee get off my board! brb my mom told me to do my homework ;( gonna kill my self
>green text

>>36618408
>>36618463
both sound like good ideas! i'll try both :D. DESU the green text heavy posts are my favorite so far.

>>36618613
lol why does it say desu there?
>proof i'm a newfag

You're not new you're just some bored uniteresting autist desperate for attention. Kys

>>36618643
That actually is solid proof, unless you're just baiting that well. Let me test to see if you are.

DESU

>>36618654
I'm so desperate for attention I express my opinions in the format of a 12 year old: [1 liner involving mental illness] followed by "kys". I do this on every thread that I think is unfunny or belongs on 9gag.

>>36618692
30% of the people here don't seem to believe me, what should I do to prove it? Also, that "DESU" thing I don't get, it doesn't even make sense in the context that I had it in.

>>36618765
I'm trying to avoid stupid things to say that would make it seem like I'm pretending to be new like "how do i upvote" and "i heard this is where the good memes are" but it's kind of hard to not sound like an idiot when i'm actually an idiot.

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>>36618842
Lurk more if you dont know what to say

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>>36618222
Real quality thread OP. /r9k/ could really use more posters like you! Thanks for stopping buy.
kys fag

>>36618222
You dont deserve those trips you fucking newfag

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>>36618222
why don't you just lurk more

its not like you have any interesting qualities besides being a newfag
believe it or not, people arent that interested in what you have to say and your only attractive feature is not being 'from here'
there are far more new fags and people tht have only heard of 4chan than there are actual 4channers

>>36618729
Everybody is a warrior behind their keyboard. And by autistic i mean to say that judging by the thread you made and your posts through out this thread you don't strike me as someone who's very intelligent. Either that or you're underage in which case you don't belong here.

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>actually believing this shit
You people are fucking pathetic for falling for this