Making fembots insecure

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stop making fun of femanons its not nice

>>36617628
Literal skeleton...but with breasts...something better than thicc?!

>dem tits
>dat tiny waist
>dat ass

>>36617628
goddamn those tits are perfection

>>36617640
Is that supposed to be Pam from the office? Nice.

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>>36617628
Looks like you haven't had many bites OP, the roasties must be too busy pretending they didn't see this thread.

>>36617628
>tfw I don't feel anything watching this
>tfw see a pimply pale insecure girl standing around awkwardly
>tfw instant diamonds

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>>36617668
yeah we have daily pam threads on /tv/

>>36617628
Good for her, she ticks a lot of boxes for being sexually attractive.

>>36617628
do men find these breasts attractive? They look kinda ridiculous on her body imo. genuine question

>skeleton
>too large fake tits
I wonder (((who))) is shilling again?

She looks kinda good, her face is average, she's a skelly. She has bigly cowtits which will probably fall apart soon.

Why would fembots be insecure? They can still fuck average guys whenever they want

>>36618657
honestly it's about compatibility for me....

>>36618774
Ah, yes.

You have large breasts as well?

>>36617628
It doesn't matter. I'm fat and ugly and I never have problems getting men.

>>36617628
>looks damn near identical to my sister
Wtf...

>Guys are attracted to skellys with cowtits
This is why 2D boys are best.

>>36617628
if men are unironically into this i pity them

Her body is weird as fuck what the hell. I'm a chestlet and I like it that way, my boyfriend too :^)

is there anything ugly women hate more than a pretty woman?

>>36619312
>Her body is weird as fuck what the hell. I'm a chestlet and I like it that way, my boyfriend too :^)
your boyfriend is a fucking pedophile

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>tfw you will never gape a fembot's little asshole

>>36617628
>You will never have this kind of body
we won't either, if we so much as talk to a girl under 250 lbs everyone will assume we are a creep only interested in getting into her pants

>>36617687
Gave me a hearty giggle. So what's the deal with the Photoshop exaggeration, has she gained a ton of weight lately?

I'm not even attracted to 8+/10 girls.
I know that from an aesthetic standpoint they tick the boxes, but I never really feel attracted to them.

>>36617628
What are those wide hips for if she is not giving birth to any child?
What are those bountiful breasts for if she is not breastfeeding any child?

That woman has just transformed herself into an object so that guys jerk off watching her. Being a woman means doing what a woman naturally is supposed to do, not showing yourself naked in some webpage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGcb2lVnFNA

>>36619010
He thinks about other girls when he's fucking you and is embarassed to be seen with you in public.

>>36619565
>Being a woman means doing what a woman naturally is supposed to do, not showing yourself naked in some webpage
Please be a girl

>>36617628
How do you fembots feel that majority of discussion that goes on around this site involves women?

>>36618657
no they are disgusting sagging cow tits. Too saggy and too big for my taste.

>>36619232
2d boys are just as into 2d girls as 3d boys are.

>>36619010
literally no evolutionary pressure. Men need to increase their standards to improve the genetic quality of females.

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>>36617628
>post a webm of any girl with a BMI of 19 or lower
>femanons will never have that kind of body
because they're fat

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>>36617687
IRL nonmeme pam a cute

>>36619678
wtf how old is she? MODS

I hope they catch that pedophile and someone chops his dick off in jail

>>36619678
hate that guy

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>>36619678
fuck this give me heavy feels

i dont know if thats the case here but
>tfw will never know what it's like to experience teen love and take a girl's virginity

fuck ;_;

>>36619678
CHINKED
GOOKED

>>36619678
I have a BMI of 18.6 and a nice ass. Sorry :^)

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Fembots, don't forget, your body is made to be bred.

>>36620120
>I have a BMI of 18.6 and a nice ass. Sorry :^)
In that case you have to be my gf and let me eat it.

>>36620120
>BMI of 18.6
>nice ass
liesontheinternet.jpg

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No, this makes me insecure

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>>36620120
>be so insecure that you feel like you have to tell random strangers what your BMI is
>not not secure enough to actually prove it with a photo
okay, femanon, I'm sure everyone here will totes believe your unsubstantiated claims.

>>36620120
18.6 Jesus Christ
might as well start mainlining insulin fatty

>>36620174
If you work out you can have a nice ass with a low BMI.

>>36620140

>there are women on this board RIGHT NOW who will never have children

Look at them and laugh.

>>36620233
Who cares if you don't believe them? Nice try though.

>ribs
Eat some fucking food you god damn skeleton

>>36620813
you know what you call someone whose ribs are behind a lot of fat?

Fat.

>>36620835
>a lot of fat
did i say eat a lot of food?

I just wanna choke and spank a femanon until she begs me to cum inside her. Is that too much to ask?

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You don't think I've come to terms with that already? The best think about me is that I have naturally long legs, but I still have those violin hips or whatever the fuck they call those, and if I lift my arms you can count ribs. It's not my fault the only weight I can keep is from beer.

>>36620867
if you can't see someone's ribs, they eat a lot of food.

Ew, she's way too skinny. I want a curvy athletic girl. Most girls who spend a year at the gym fall into this camp.

>>36620140
That man has one of the most bad-looking tans I've ever seen.

>>36618657
Yes
Ori

>making fembots insecure

I'm a transbot and it makes me insecure and wish I was never born

>>36617628
She's hot. If her face wasn't kinda rodent-like and her boobs were smaller, she could've been doing something much more rewarding than porn.

>ywn have this kind of body
That's okay anon, as long as I'm not fat, I'll be fine.

>>36618657
I think they're weird looking but I'm sort of a pedophile so boobs aren't really my thing

>>36619506
she got obsessed with the guy who acted as Jim in the office (he played her husband). she started sending him messages about their "marriage" through twitter and it was majorly cringe-worthy but also kind of sad. she recently got divorced while "jim" got married and she just turned into the first female JUST.

>>36617628
To be woman is to be insecure, Anon.
Some of their imperatives include self obsession and acting for attention.
That's like their primal mode: attention seeking.

>>36617628
Used to fap to her everyday because she looked like my cousin

>>36617640
they make fun of us FAR more than we make fun of them

>>36621058
W-what kind of body do you have?

>>36619622
>How do you fembots feel that majority of discussion that goes on around this site involves women?
unsurprised

>>36620892
Pls be my ultra violins gf

>>36621407
Sadly none of them care about our plight. We are disposal men.

>>36617628
you should be able to feel the ribs not see them, that's healthy bitches 101.

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If I got a decent pair of implants my body probably be that far off from that in the OP to be honest. I prefer mine as it is though, a larger bust seems bothersome.

>>36617628
My body is okay, i don't really care about how it looks as long as it's functional and healthy. I wish i had a gf like that though.

>>36621818
How big are yours, lass desu

>>36621842
Lesbutt

>>36621876
Not as big as the woman in OP's, that's for sure.

I want to buy a corset to mould my waist like hers
>inb4 you'll die

>>36619318
I don't hate pretty women. There is no reason to hate. We can all get along.

>>36621893
Yeah that's why im on this website. Tfw no gf etc.

>>36621912
It would be extremely painful for you, anon

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Those gross fake boobs don't make me insecure

>>36619678
Lol that retard poser has absolutely no clue how to fuck.
T.been abusive and had them provide for me

>>36621818
is that you senpai? you got that girl body thing going on with the waist and hips

>>36621958
Same family, sadly Im just a disposable man

>>36622106
>that girl body thing going on
Probably because it is a girl body thing lel

>>36617628
Lolno you, nerd, and here's why: If porn/4chan has taught me anything it's that everyone is someone's fetish. Also I'm a woman, so it doesn't matter how fat or weird I look because I can pretty much fuck whoever I want. There have to be different bodytypes or the world would be ever so boring. Kudos to her for all the hard work she put into her appearance paying off though. Personally all that working out and putting on make up and doing of hair would really cut into my sitting around time. I admire that drive.

>>36617628
no.

pretty sure that fakeboobied skank cow can't even discern between prescription glasses and wine glasses.

seems like you just asked how many femanons would swap 100 IQ points with a slutty-enabled body

>>36622003
>fake

lol

oerregenoogno posterrinnoo

Fuck femanons. I hope they get bullied to suicide. You will never be worth anything. You're only good as a fuckhole.

>>36622219
Oh, good to see another intellectual. I hope you didn't forget to bring your fedora.

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>>36621818
If you're above 5'7 you're already ideal

>>36622232
>you will never be worth anything
I'm >>36621818, and you see that nice ass bedroom behind me? That's my bedroom, filled with everything I bought, in a house for which the mortgage I'm paying for with my wages from my job as a GIS technician and forestry and conservation surveyor. My carpet probably cost more than you could earn in 3 months.
Economically I'm more valuable than you, and biologically I'm more valuable than you'll ever be :^)

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>>36617687

if you date her, sounds like it's better going shopping than paying for her dinner

>mfw I'd happily date one fattier than her

>>36618981

please explain the largebreasts functionality except sex and lactating

>>36622307
Sorry femanon, you bite the bait. Proving your worth means nothing here.

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>>36622307
And yet you pose in underwear for hundreds of anonymous neckbeards.

Attention will always be your weakpoint roasto
How does that feel?

>>36622356
>he thinks I took this photo just now specifically to post to /r9k/
You overestimate your value my friend, I just like baiting you faggots :3

>>36622328
Breasts play no role in sexual intercourse though.
>inb4 "but they provide pleasure when stimulated!"
So does playing with the ear, it doesn't make it a sexual organ.

>>36622377

You literally admitted the point >>36622356 made.

>>36622411
ofc I like the attention. I'm an attractive, successful woman and I know it enrages you that you're caught between your sexual arousal at my physical form and your hatred of my sex. I feed off of your repressed rage.

>>36622307
>job as a GIS technician and forestry and conservation surveyor. My carpet probably cost more than you could earn in 3 months.
Be my mommy gf

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>>36619409

your claim clearly means you only saw it in porn videos, which do not feature the actual smell.

when technology will add smell to porn videos, anus-related stuff will almost disappear (and same will happen to anything related to sweat, period, and other so-called fetishes).

>>36620209

insecure of her very young age

>>36621818
>implants my body

dafuq dabiq.
when your body will decompose after death, your skeleton will remain near those stupid silicone balls.

how cringey when a future archaeologist will open your grave and find out your inferiority breast complex

>>36622232

if femanons suicide, only normies and staceys will remain.
and you'll be doomed triple than now.

>>36622478
What do you need to become a GIS tech Anon? I want to know

>>36622204
I love you fembot let's fuck

>>36617628
looks kinda weird, from an aesthetic standpoint skelebodies are better with smaller tits.
Like this one>>36619678
Of course when it comes to bodies, I kind of have a Karl Pilkington kind of standpoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gruB3lH6g
It's better that I am an ugly person, and can look at beautiful people- I mean if I was beautiful it's not like I could look at myself all day. It's not really my problem that I'm ugly, it's yours.

>>36622542
I don't know what you're talking about. I never said I wanted implants.

>>36622552
Certification in Geographic Information System obtained through either a degree, or through some kind of formal training programme. Doesn't really pay off until your start making connection within the forestry sphere though, In this case it's very much what you know AND who you know.

>>36622400
Made ex come just by playing with and licking her gigantic tits though. So your wrong. Literally didn't touch the pussy and neither did she

>>36622755
So go ahead and explain to me the role an orgasm has in reproduction then? How does it aid in pregnancy?

And if I make somebody have an orgasm by playing with their ear, that makes the ear a sex organ? What about the sole of the foot? Is the foot now a sexual organ?

>>36622478
>I'm attractive
>Sexually aroused by my physical form
You do know that not everyone here is a pedo or closeted faggot right?

Your generic teenage boy body does absolutely nothing for me. Boys and rich middle age+men might be interested in a trophy but that's about the extent of your
...bodily influence.

>>36618657
I like em but I think they'd look better if she had more to her, she looks really skinny.

>>36622826
Breasts are secondary sexual organs, officially.

>>36622832
>your generic teenage boy body
Say what you want faggot, you know my hips don't lie :^3

>>36622864
So does your chad bf know about this?

>>36622886
I don't have a boyfriend Anon.

>>36620140
Yea. Bred. But by alphas like Chad, not you NEET losers. Keep you 1ml of cum in your dirty sock, yeah?

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>not posting real women

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>>36622917
I wonder why. Maybe your bitch attitude. Really fires up those neurons.

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>>36622864
Your hips? I didn't see any hips. I saw a guy about 14 years old with gyno.

>>36622956
>anyone prettier than me is "not a real woman"

>>36623017
i'm a guy retard, yulia nova is 100x hotter than katie

katie looks like a teenager

>>36623059

Implying teenagers aren't the best.

>>36622974
lmao don't confuse not wanting some dead weight in my life with not being able to obtain one.

>>36618657
I mean... i wouldn't not fuck her or date her cause her tits are too big. Yeah, they're bigger than i prefer, but if you wouldn't fuck her because of her tit size you truly deserve to be on r9k

>>36622307
looks like a hotel room desu

>>36623010
I'm sorry for your fat fetish Anon.

>>36622307

> GIS tech
Thinking she's successful and doing anything of any real value. Truly the keksimus maximus.

> filled with everything I bought, in a house for which the mortgage I'm paying
Trying to valid her poor fuck house to neckbeard anons on /r9k/ because she knows nobody loves her in real life and she has to seek attention from the lowest denominator of people.

> wages from my job
> GIS tech
> wages
> job
Median salary is like close to 30k.. you're literally better off working at a fast food joint supersizing my order. I can't imagine the hoops you have to go through to justify getting a degree in Forestry.

>>36622478
> sexual arousal at my physical form
Literally nothing about your body is even remotely sexually arousing except your height (tall girls are the best).. otherwise you have no hips to speak of and frankly have the body of a transitioning lanky femboy

>>36622478
you literally have the body of a tranny. hell, i've seen trannies with better bodies

>>36622826
Orgasmic contractions of the vaginal canal aid the trajectory of seminal fluid.

So am I correct in coming to assume that this odd "bags of sand" look I see so much is the silicon look? It's grossing me out.

>>36622307
BAHAHAHAH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS SAGE THIS SHIT

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You will never not be a manlet.

>>36622478
>what you think is happening rn
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO NORMIE"

>what is actually happening
"Quit being a fucking attention whore, you're not that attractive, post moar or gtfo."

>>36618657
I don't. My girlfirend's boobs are just big enough for my entire hand/fingerspan, and I know they wont be all saggy in the future (at least not ridiculously saggy anyhow). waist is too small on the specimen in the webm as well. Ass is good.

>>36623220
>median salary means exactly everybody earns that wage
Except I earn more than double that, and I'm not JUST a GIS technician. I survey woodland for private and public contractors. I'm a lot older than I look you know.

>>36623382
>I'm a lot older than I look you know.
roast about to hit the wall lol, has to go on /r9k/ to get attention

enjoy menopause bitch

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Women can't pee standing up. Haha what losers!

>>36623382
Post your actual face then and put an end to this LARPing. And most people in your line of work probably earn fewer than the median wage.. you're probably an anomaly because you might the right person and got lucky. What do you mean by surveying woodland? What technology do you use? And how old actually are you?

>>36623443
>thinking anyone is dumb enough to give you all that information just to prove you wrong

>>36621818
You pass decently well, don't let the broad shoulders and man hands and flat chest and guy stomach and dry dead person hair and push up bra let you believe otherwise, hun.

>>36623434
Enjoy your perpetual virginity, cuck ;)

>>36621110
Is there any proof to this? If true it kind of fits how she plays Pam kek
>was she ever acting?

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>>36617628
>Does this make you insecure femanons?

No, I get no feels from that. Sure, she's got a nice body, but then so do a lot of women.

Having a blah body never really was an obstacle for me.

Back when I was like 14 I wondered if not having a perfect body would limit me some how -- but as the years went on, it just turned out to be not an issue. After a few years I just stopped caring about the body thing, because so much of my life was focused on other things.

And as far as finding a relationship goes -- well, as you know, being ugly/awkward/timid/etc. is often more of a problem for guys than for women. Women will automatically get attention from guys even if they're only a 5/10, and 5/10 women usually aren't considered "creepy" if they express an interest in a guy.

Romantically speaking, it's actually not a huge problem to go through life as a 5/10 woman. Society (perhaps unfairly) has bestowed upon women the "gatekeeper" role of sexuality, and it is a distinct advantage to have that role.

Pic isn't me, but it's really close to my body type.

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>>36618657
pretty sure her boobs are fake

>>36623485

Prove me wrong? I literally just asked basic questions about what she does on the job because I'm curious. Her showing her face and telling us a ballpark age figure isn't going to reveal anything identifying. Tons of people post faces.

>>36623438
I can. I like feeling it running down my thigh

>>36623588
>I can. I like feeling it running down my thigh
pls pee on me

>>36619680

>football

intothetrash

>>36623213
I call it heterosexuality but each to his own etc.

>>36617628
I know a girl who has a body nearly this flawless who is 21 years old and has never had sex. She's also very insecure in her body type due to her large breasts.

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>>36623588
>roasties in charge of hygiene
Do you diahhrea (fuck spelling) down your legs too?

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>>36623527

pretty cutie. here's another pic of her

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>>36623628

she's quite shy and insecure, but not to the point of destroying her life

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>>36623438
she should do this
>>36623588
you should try this

>>36622630

> Going outside my NEET cave
Sorry, Anonio. This thing can never be.

>>36623615
Why don't you try to cash in on her insecurity and low self-esteem? Why don't you go and try to tap that?

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>>36623670

and she even got a part time job (baito desu!!) in a local bakery

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>>36617628
>video game heroines have unrealistic bodies
>comic book heroines have unrealistic bodies
>barbie has an unrealistic body

"nobody really looks like that!"

>>36623683
What if I come to your NEET cave?

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>>36617628
It makes me insecure knowing that I will never be near a female with a body like that

also, fembots don't exist

>>36618657
Yes, most men will call these tits absolutely perfect.

>>36623704
I'll pepper spray you and call the cops!

>>36619565
>humans are just dumb animals
>the only point to life is to breed

getting real tired of your type

I dont wanna be mexican

>>36623438
Oh, jesus, it's really easy to learn to do it. Once you figure out where to put your fingers, you can get the stream to come out forward in a nice clean arc. You just need to spend a few minutes practicing in the shower.

>>36623699

did you notice her hairy arm?

>>36623737
That sounds fun, but only if the cops just help you tie me up and then leave.

>>36623438
>>36623764

then why she is standing on feet tips and not using finger?

>>36623789
I am not calling sexy cop strippers!

>>36623823
Then you will just have to do the tying-up yourself. You better be prepared.

>>36623789
That wasn't actually me, but you have piqued my interest. Shoot me a throwaway and tell me more about tying me up.

>>36623856
>Shoot me a throwaway and tell me more about tying me up.
I said the opposite of that. Go away, silly.

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>>36623693
I am trying but so far all I have done is orbit.

>>36617640

Ya really. This place could be legit comfy, random discussions if 4chan's users would grow the fuck up. I get the feeling a lot of it is newfaggotry.

>>36623849
I'll lock my doors and call the police lol. If you enter my lair I'll have to use self defense and if you die it's because I was protecting myself and my property.

>>36623812
>then why she is standing on feet tips and not using finger?

She might have small enough lips that they don't obstruct the stream. Basically, the whole game is in getting those lips out of the way of the stream. I need to use my fingers to do it, but maybe she doesn't.

Standing on her toes is probably to raise her height. Maybe the urinal is too high for her -- or maybe her stream is aimed too low so she has to compensate by standing higher.

>>36623947
>having gigantic beef flaps

>>36618657

HELL YES

>oregano oregano commento

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>>36623895
We're both in Hong Kong. She doesn't have a lot of men interested in her here due to her black/asian heritage.

>>36624023
TAKE HER BEFORE SHE TAKES HER OWN LIFE!

>>36619678

Sauce?

>fuckcaptchafuckcaptchafuckyoufuckuou

>>36620159

>BMI 18.6
>nice ass

Lel

>>36619010
>>36619312

This board is infested attention seeking WHORES

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>>36623615
>>36623895
>>36624023

>girl
>flawless
>21
>wear clothes like that
>never had sex

If you honestly think this girl is a virgin you're a fucking moron

>>36621170

Who is she? One of the most attractive women I've ever seen.

>>36624125
She's been living in China since she graduated high school.

>>36624125
Tanktops and shorts are mandatory in HK summers unless you have a death wish

>>36621818

Penis?

>would really cut into my sitting around time.

Nice

>>36622478

I fucking knew it. I was trying to inform the robots last night in that disastrous thread

>>36622542

Femanons are all normies and stacies. Look at this fucking thread they're all stacies in relationships. None of these femanons are robots who are socially challenged

>>36622864

Your best feature is you're skinny. Maybe you're pretty too but you're most likely 5/10 average. You don't have womanly hips, breasts, or ass.

>>36623184

I wonder how long it'll take for you to ghost this board like the flaky woman you are.

>>36623352

That chick is wearing heels. Without any aids they're the same height probably

>>36623382

Yeah I thought you were older. Sound a little bit mature, but if you're nearing 30... kek

The boys here are more valuable than you

>>36623681
that doesn't work because pee almost never goes straight down. it's more like an upside down sprinkler system

>>36623527

I like you. You should stick around. The fucking normies stacy's need to be bullied to suicide.

>>36623532

They're real dumbass go look up what fake breasts look like

>>36623701

WIN

>oregano

>>36623737

That explains the robotism

>inb4 captcha

>>36623681
The angle is wrong. The pee hole is in the front, and the stream tends to angle a bit forward. You want to set it up so that when the piss comes out forward it will approach the target -- not away from the target.

>>36623752

Being tired of the truth doesn't make it any less real you 'liberal'

>>36624695
Being a liberal doesn't have anything to do with thinking humans are capable of more than ruttnig.

>>36623913

You don't have the balls. You'd cave in as soon you saw him

>>36624023

Dude, jackpot. No Chad competition. Do whatever you got to do and when you get nudes think of your /b/rothers

>>36624730

How did I know? I'll tell you, because it's 'liberals' nowadays always denying basic reality.

>>36624576
> should stick around

I'm sure you'll hear from me again, I post a lot, but 98% of the time you won't know my gender. And that's exactly the way I like it.

>>36617628
guy here
those boobs ain't right, this chick the result of the pursuit of a warped view of perfection

Call me a faggot if you want but I like a girl that looks real and healthy

>>36622328
>except sex and lactating
I don't think large breasts are actually any better at producing milk. Not sure about sexual sensitivity, either.

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>>36618657
god, yes. It's why I like anime because there are too few women like her.

In real life, I knew 3 girls who looked similar to that, all of them decided to get a breast reduction surgery. Tears well up in my eyes when I even think about it. Even though I wasn't interested in them, it's just makes me sad when I see such beauty being deleted.
It's really ironic the same health-consciousness that makes them eat well when they are teens and gives them big breasts, also makes them care about their spine to get a reduction.

can you imagine being so easily manipulated by someone telling you having a vagina means you can't be an introvert that you actually spend time posting on a site for people who want to cum on your feet :D fucking max lols

>>36622307
>buying $9300+ carpet instead of investing

In all seriousness you have an ideal body for me, gonna need to see dat butt tho.

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>>36622478
jesus christ are these faggots actually falling for your low quality bait?
No timestamp niggers, obvious falsehood.

>>36625202
Breast size is merely to do with physical distraction. Its also why humans have the biggest dicks in the primate family.

>>36617628
Anyone could have that body if they starved themselves, got a fake tan and breast implants. You can even take out loans for the boobs. I think they look a bit weird but I'm not a dude so.

>>36622307
You're posting on /r9k/, and you feel the need to validate yourself in the eyes of robots. You already lost. Enjoy all your material possessions and have fun lying to losers on the internet.

>>36626807
>but I'm not a dude
hello
do you have discord

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>>36624534
>>36624675
thx for the constructive criticism, I am not 100% on female anatomy

improved design

>>36619678
ehm... is this titled "chinese exchange student came inside me" or something?..

>>36626848
No, femanons can pee standing just like a guy. Stand, roll your hips forward, spread your pussy lips and pee. You might have to pull up a bit. Practice in the shower and report back.

>tfw you have a pee fetish and want a girl to talk about it with

>>36618657
Found the chestlest

But yes sweety, big tits with a slim waste are awesome. Now big tits on a chunky or fat girl are no good.


Girl is fucking prefect OP.

>>36617628
literally 10/10, would be 11/10 if she had black hair and was a bit more pale.

>>36624478
lmao no manlet, she's still taller.

That dude is a little boy :3

Fuck manlets are the cutest thing.

>>36619591
>He thinks about other girls when he's fucking you
i sometimes do this when fucking fat/ugly girls. if they're blowing me to finish, 7 out of 10 times i'm closing my eyes and pretending it's someone else most times my younger cousin

>embarassed to be seen with you in public
this is always true. the moped principle is real.

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perfection right here .

origininigni

>>36623382
you look exactly your age to be honest

>>36627575
Hurts to look at and i'm not even a girl.

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>posting these beautiful women was supposed to make the fembots feel bad about themselves
>now I just feel bad because I'll never even be friends with women these beautiful

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>>36627876
"it's okay, why don't you come downstairs, your tendies are ready"

>>36627936
>said the imaginary woman

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But she needs to eat, looks like my dog with cancer

>>36628127
Let's see your sexy dog bro

>>36626862
yes
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=226746254

>>36621818
>imgur file name

>>36621899
>doesn't know her cup size

>>36622307
>le independent women bait when the girl in the pic probably took it at her parents'

>>36622478
>le sucessful woman, im better than you; no modesty

It's disappointing how many people fell for this fake bait.

>>36619318
ugly men. each other. unborn children.

>>36617658
The breasts are plastic, but I'm not complaining
I think they look better than normal

>>36621818
I'm going to rape you whore

>>36623491
her shoulders aren't broad and her hands are small and her hair is normal

>>36623521
She was married to James Gunn, the guy from Guardians of the galaxy AND the far superior Slither. He was a Troma regular and she was into all of that.
Now is married with some other guy, sure not as fun but
Jim is Jim and is married with Emily Blunt so Jim is Jim and probably his life is boring and such
Anon were just memeing you

>>36618657
i like breasts as long as the shape is nice, hers are nice, but i like flat chested girls with nice tits too

>>36617628
>Does this make you insecure femanons?
Nope. I've given up on dating, and I'll forever be a spooky skeleton with C cup boobs. Besides, those look so uncomfortable.

>>36630273
h-hi, i like skeletons and reasonable sized boobs

>>36622400
desu the best foreplay and sex I've had were with a girl who was obsessed with ear kissing/licking. It feels so fucking good. I've never met anyone who's been into that since.

>>36622307
>>36622232
>you will never be worth anything
I'm >>36621818, and you see that nice ass bedroom behind me? That's my bedroom, filled with everything I bought, in a house for which the mortgage I'm paying for with my wages from my job as a GIS technician and forestry and conservation surveyor. My carpet probably cost more than you could earn in 3 months.
Economically I'm more valuable than you, and biologically I'm more valuable than you'll ever be :^)

II

>>36620120
pics or you're lying, femanon

>>36623438
WTF are these real?

>>36630926
You gonna timestamp?

And if that's actually you, post contact info

>>36631197
just reposting a spicy pasta that made me laff

>>36631044
Yup. In the caliphate of western Europe, its common for degenerates to get drunk in public so they had to build these to prevent people from peeing on buildings.

>>36621818
eat more and work out your upper body, jeez your body is disproportionate.

>be me
>be overweight
>still get dicked by chad
I think I'm good, famalam

>>36617628
Those tits are blatantly fake right? Real tits hang in a triangular shape.

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>>36619678
did they both cum in 15 seconds?

>>36621818
you're hot for a trap

below average if you're CIS

>>36631619
bit gross innit

I

Those seem impractically large. Granted, better than my literal nothing, but still not what I'd pick if I could choose to look however I wanted.

>>36623501
>this old argument

nah fa m

>>36619678
Ow. Feel so bad for that poor girl.

My pussy hurts just watching this

>>36618657
No they are too big and oddly shaped.

>>36617628
Nah, I look a lot like that except for the tits.

But I prefer mine. Ones that big are just a hassle. Wouldn't turn down a free boob job to like a C cup, tho.

>>36632881
If you actually do post contact info please

>>36632635
Why does it hurt your pussy? Also he has a big dick for a chink lel

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>>36617628
her boobs are weird and fake looking and her face isn't good
this is what I think perfection is as a femanon

>>36618721
>fake
They are real though

>>36633394
>white girls
>perfect
The idea of getting a dog's sloppy seconds isn't very attractive.

>>36632635
The eyes squinting closed with mouth turned down at the corners like that isn't pleasure, it's pain.

Same with the instinctive pushing back against his legs.

Dead giveaway is the immediate return to facial flatness when he stops moving or pulls out. She's barely turned on.

Half the time he's just too big and the other half the time he's too deep, and he's just pounding away at her like it doesn't matter because he's misinterpreting her yelps as pleasure instead of pain. Ow ow ow.

Why she doesn't fucking stop him I don't know but homegirl needs to speak the fuck up and get hers. Waste of a good dick

>>36633494
Sorry, meant to link >>36633271

Originalbutts

>>36633494
How can it be a good dick if it's too big?

>>36633538
It's only too big if you're not turned on enough. Which she isn't

Excluding Coke-can sized schlongs, of course. Which he doesn't have.

>>36633577
thats a very roastie thing to say desu. completely disagree.

The contrast between
>you could probably lose 40 pounds
tits and the
>spooky
skeleton body is making me feel conflicted.

I'm a loser who likes bellygirls though so i'll just go

>>36617628
>visible ribs

into the trash it goes

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>>36633657
This, originally. 3

>>36617628
Those knockers are as rigid as a cantaloupe.

>>36617687
Did she eat Emily Blunt??

>>36633854
>fatman
THis idiot again.
If yuo dont know those are real and cant recognize the girl you are so new to the internet i feel bad for you.

>>36626999

No she's not. They're the same height. You're a dumbass

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>tfw you will never watch as fembots face go from shock to drooling ecstasy as you enter her for the first time
>ywn light up her insides and hand her leg lock you
>ywn climax simultaneously
>ywn pump her full of your seed while she shivers, gasps, and clings to you

>>36633949
I think some of these preconceptions are part of your problem

definitely don't expect your first time to go smoothly

>>36621818
stand up straight, you look like a question mark

keep your shoulders back, your tits puffed out, and your back straight with a smile on your face and you will be showered in attention

let yourself bloom, friend

>>36633394

Fake tan. Fake hair. Don't complain about Op's real chick.

>>36633972
A boy can dream, no?
Not like I can even get a roastie to look my direction for 5 seconds without calling me ugly, anyways.
I just want to experience proper sex, just once, then I can die.

>>36623902
>This place could be legit comfy, random discussions if trash tier attention whores fucked off to /soc/
Fix'd :^)

>>36633915
>recognizing every pornslut you see

>>36634144
First off the watermark is right there in the corner, second off shes pretty distinctive with those tits mate, third i have a good memory so i recognized her. Stop projecting because of how stupid you are.

>>36634023
going into some of those situations with a sense of humor goes a long way, trust me

>>36634206
Why would I look at anything other than the girl for the duration of the clip? And why would I be interested enough to go looking for her by name?

Stop projecting your creepily keen interest in pornstars onto me.

>>36634275
>Why would I look at anything other than the girl for the duration of the clip?
Nigger its right in the corner please dont project that it makes me gay for noticing it.

>And why would I be interested enough to go looking for her by name?
Again, her name is right there and shes been posted since 2009ish. How have you never seen her before?

>creepily keen interest in pornstars onto me.
so as a young horny man seeing some nice tits and searching to find more makes me creepy? Jesus dude you are easily the stupidest trip on this board.

>>36634314
Yeah you keep on defending your crippling porn addiction bucko.

>>36618657
No, flat is justice

>>36634314
Rofl
>can name the year she appeared
>says he isn't creepy
Top neckbeard

>>36634343
Im not defending it im explaining it.
Youre projecting and assuming a whole lot fo things because i happened to notice a watermark on a video and you didnt. Look man its probably tough being both stupid and fat. I get it, but think before you shitpost or at least take your trip off.
>>36634379
like you did here

>>36634389
You really do not understand that this isn't normal, do you?

>>36634440
We're on 4chan, on r9k, and a trip fag looking for attention is going to lecture me on whats normal? Dude i legit feel bad for you. Im blowing you out and making you look so stupid and youre drowning gasping for air. Just give up and move on with what little dignity you have left. Go shove your little dick thats surrounded by a mound of fat into youre average wife and then roll off her and go to sleep. I promise itll all be better in the AM.

>>36618657
I only like them when they are flart, on a loli body.

>>36617628
>tfw he says "i will never"
i literally have more. uh? lol.
she has no ass.

>>36617628
>kateelife

She has some nice tits but she does the same shit in all her videos

The only good ones are lotions/oil ones and the shower/bath ones

>>36617628
fake titsssssss no thanks get hit by a rock bag

>>36634505
Topkek
It's like you conpletely lack self awareness.

>>36634553
>It's like you conpletely lack self awareness
explain this you cherrypicking deflecting loser

>>36634561
You feel the need to defend your porn addiction so badly it's hilarious.

>>36618657
Yes they look amazing and I'd trade my b cup gf of 5 year in instantly just for the chance to fuck her.

>>36617628

she's no doubt hot as fuck, but she needs a sandwich man.

I hate seeing ribs

>>36634595
And then regret it for a lifetime most likely.

>>36634586
again, how is reading a watermark a porn addiction? again explain it

>>36634649
That in and of itself is meaningless. I happened to not notice the mark.

But that you would criticize my lack of knowlege of who random pornslut #29728474929233848 and then mention how she has many vids and has been on the internet since 2009? Well that says plenty.

>>36623902
Kill yourself you stupid bitch

origanllo

>>36634698
>then mention how she has many vids
never said that

>2009
its hyperbole you moron i dount know the exact year

Again youre very stupid and struggling to breathe. Just move on to another thread.

>>36634778
Sure is a lot of salt right here over me not recognizing your fake tit pornfu.

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>>36619678
that girl got absolutely fucking destroyed by that
pencil

>mfw

>>36634824
Again you are deflecting because you cant actually refute anything i saying. Recognizing her doesnt make her my pornfu, it just means i have a working brain. Also as a side not theyre real.

>>36634936
>People who don't recognize pornstars are dumb

Thisnigga.avi

>>36634957
Show me where i said that
>thisniggafatman
youre so stupid it isnt even fun to bully you

>>36635032
Ah I get it. You are baiting to get free bumps.

>>36635065
Again show me where i said
>People who don't recognize pornstars are dumb
Show me where i said that

>>36635162
You sure are as dense as a neutron star.

>>36635192
Again show me where i said it, considering youre that fat one youre one to talk.

>>36617628
Shame about the face tho. Bitch look like a muskrat.