Who is /russian/ here?

That is stupid meme with stupid pun.

Nakatim?

>>36617125
Sosy huy, bydlo.

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Zdravstvuyte
^=^

>>36617166
Kakimi sudbami?

>>36617107
The only one I had saved which is in russian.

>>36617125
Unironically yes. Origunsalu

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>>36617255
mne skuchno
Why does r9k not into Cyrillic

>>36617293
So that you cannot wrute russian o instead of english one, and get a different word.

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>>36617321
But you can still do that anyway with other languages.

>>36617292
I was going to say that it's too alco thing to drink early on the working day, but then I realized it's friday evening.

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Huli ya tut zabyl...

>>36617382
A kuda nam yewe idti? Only russians are true robots.

>>36617382
it is home

>>36617293
To avoid circumventing the robot. Unicode is turned off.

>>36617344
Do you have a gf? Alsy why dont they write tyan instead of gf?

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>>36617454
Worthless, you can do it anyway by just putting originality etc
>>36617503
ya devushka

>>36617555
>ya devushka
Cool story bro

>>36617555

> devushka (muzh.)

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>>36617582
Khotya eto khorosho izvestno
>>36617608
nyet

>>36617665
How about some proof.
Posting anime girls is not proof of being a girl, by the way.

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>>36617712
I'm just here to talk to people in my main language. Call me w/e you want.

>>36617730
You're here for attention, you anime avatarring tripfagging whore, and you know it better than anyone. Ne pizdi.

>>36617555
Are you looking for a beta to marry for citizenship and manipulate him later?

>>36617730
Kogo blyat tolko ne vstretish.

>>36617665
How much will you sell your virginity for?

>>36617730
You'll get banned
t. made a swedish thread on /r9k/ once, got 3 day ban

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>>36616945
life in russia is pure suffering

>>36617887
It is. Soon I will kill myself if this greencard snova proebu.

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>>36617816
Rude
>>36617825
ya prosto khotela poluchshe uznat' kakovo eto
>>36617839
I'm not for sale.
>>36617852
i did not make thread

Is Russia literally /r9k/: the country?
>"all's normal" (vsyo normalnye) is an acceptable and common response to the question "how are you"
>cold and depressing
>has a major national imageboard
>stem is respected

>>36617887

Can you and\or any other Russian robots please explain how Russia is suffering? I'm very much interested in this.

>>36617940
>stem is respected
I wish.

>>36617940
Our national imageboard is degenerate and stem degrees are shit.

>>36617990
You have at least four and a reddit clone. We have a general on /int/.

>>36617927
Kakovo chto?
>>36617975
Conscription, crime, no jobs, polic is not workng, bueraucracy, eu food prohibited, people are agressive, cold.

>>36617976
More than in the US, you don't have that many people studying gender studies for example.
>>36618034
Why don't you work as a freelancer? The money will be good since you have a low cost of living.

>>36618027
Nichego ne ponyal.

>>36618057
As many people are doing stem, it is worthless here, and the quality of teaching is awful. Again, I dont need a priveleged white person to explain me why russia is not a sole reason to ocmmit suicide.

>>36618034

>Conscription

Have you been conscripted yourself? Do you know many guys who have been? Do you resent roasties being exempt from this?

>crime

Where in Russia are you and how is crime a problem? Have you been victimised yourself? In what manner?

>no jobs

Why not? Can you go into a bit more detail?

>polic is not workng

I've been wondering about this, because whenever I see footage of Russia I rarely see cops - whereas when I see footage of the US cops are everywhere. How are they not working?

>bueraucracy, eu food prohibited,

For real? EU food is prohibited? What do you eat?

>people are agressive, cold.

Most of the people I've talked to on VK have been pretty fun and open.

>>36617975
>shitty economics after the recent crisis
>extremely high corruption levels
>full of bydlo (jocks, bullies and just dumb normies)
>serving in army is mandatory unless you have a disability (hence why it's full of the former)
Just to name a few

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>>36617922
tak ti bez grin karti ebash esli dengi est. U menya vot net nihuya, poprobuu na memecoinah podnyatsa.

>>36617975
it looks like shit, average monthly salary is about $200 (could be even lower, depending on how deep in Russia you are), people are fucking retarded with slave mentality. Literally africa with snow.

>>36617975
>everyone is aggressive
>always shitty weather
>no neetbux

>>36617555
Women can't be robots

>>36618027
>reddit clone
What did you mean by that?

>>36618057
>More than in the US, you don't have that many people studying gender studies for example.

There's a huge set of reasons why literally nobody does gender studies in Russia, but it barey makes STEM respected. Engineer's salary is around 500$ dollars here, it's as far from "respected" as it can be.

>>36618116

>extremely high corruption levels

Can you go into detail on this? Have you witnessed corruption directly? What type of corruption?

>full of bydlo (jocks, bullies and just dumb normies)

How do you encounter these people and what do they do that constitutes bullying? Can you give me some greentext stories?

what's Russia's chan? Is it still 2ch.so?

>>36618062
You have at least four imageboards (dvach, iichan, dobrochan, animechan).
You also have a site which is an exact clone of reddit (pikabu)
Sweden only has a thread on /int/ (the sweden thread, sverigetraden)

Izvini, ja nje govarju russkij jazyk kharasho.

>>36618136
pikabu.ru
>>36618154
Isn't $500 a good salary outside of Moscow? What about meme degrees like sociology?

>>36618111
I am in uni so I am not conscripted untill I finish it.
I havr no idea which details of no jobs are you interested in.
Once a bunch of gopnics stoped me and took my money. Also happened to some of my friends.
We are eatting shitty russian food.
Prople are friendly and open to you only because they worship foreinfers, thanks to our mentality.

>>36618154
> pikabu.ru
OOOOOH SHIT it is so
bad

>>36618193
0chan.hk
2ch.hk <- largest, controlled by gov
dobrochan.ru

>>36618219

>I am in uni so I am not conscripted untill I finish it.

Ok, are you afraid\annoyed about the possibility of being conscripted when you're finished? How long do you have to work for them? You didn't answer my question about roasties. Surely it hurts to see Russian women around you being able to take part in the workforce and earn their own income while you're forced to slave away to 'protect' them??

>I havr no idea which details of no jobs are you interested in.

I mean how do you experience this? Can you tell me stories of applying for jobs? Are your family unable to get you some sort of work? Do you know family members who own businesses?

>We are eating shitty russian food.

Give some examples, please. Do you eat buckwheat porridge?

>>36618277
Yes, roasties are free from slavery and I will commit suicide if I will be conscripted. I am playing greencard and maybe I will be lucky enough to sneak to the us.
My dad is out of job, my mom is bow on a way shittier job than she was.
It is just usual food but of shit quality.

>>36618276
Also iichan and animechan. 0chan doesn't use that domain, they use .ru.net now. Doesn't their /g/ board host cp?

>>36618219
Can't you just get a certified mental illness? You're on /r9k/, so it's probably applicable too.

Ya tut. Kogda-to sidel v /rf 2ch.hk, no on stal ebanutym bolee chem polnostiy. Teper periodichesky sizhu tu. Mne 29.

>>36618123
Nu i chto ya tam budu delat bez dokumentov? Chtob naiti nelegalom rabotu nado hodit i sprashivat, a ya omega zachuhaniy. Ewe i tramp deportiruet v itoge, ubludok oranjeviy.

>>36618204
>Isn't $500 a good salary outside of Moscow?
I was talking about major cities, I don't know how people with STEM degrees survive outside them.
>What about meme degrees like sociology?
They are full of normies and hipsters. Some of them don't do shit, some of them do social activism, some of them actually work in the field.

>>36618365
Less than a year till wizardhood, have you prepared for it?

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>>36618340
> 0chan doesn use this domain

>>36618335

>Yes, roasties are free from slavery and I will commit suicide if I will be conscripted.

Is it that bad? Won't they just assign you to work as a military PE instructor or something? Do you have any choice over what position they put you into? Can you avoid combat positions?

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>>36617555
Poshla nahui SHLUHA

>>36618386
But you don't have as many studying them as in the US.
>>36618412
>Is it that bad?

If I fuck Russian prostitute will I get AIDS?

>>36618359
I am to shy to tell about my problrms or to get an official record of it.

>>36618395
How should I prepare? Buy a hat?

>>36618365
Rf mne vsegda kazalsya kakimto strannim. Voobje chem zanimaeshsya?

>>36618450
Wouldn't it be worth it just to get out of military service?

>>36618438
Prostitutes check for stds quite often, it is theit job
>>36618469
It is too depressive to be a slave and I heart enough bad stories from there.

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kto tut kaldun

>>36618466
U nego byl period kogda on byl dovolno silno pohozh na r9k seychas - hate socioblyadey i t.p. Potom ego zapolnilin avatarkofagi, vnimanieblyadi i shizophreniki.
Ya rabotayu, zhivu odin, typichnyi hikka_po_vyhodnym. A ty?

>>36618495
No, I mean, go to a psychologist, tell them about your problems, they give you some mental illness diagnosis, then you won't need to do military service.

>>36618531
Depression is considered a meme disease in Russia, and getting diagnosed with something more serious may fuck your life over. Better spend a year in the army, there's a good chance of not getting into meme unit and spend it shooting, riding tanks and doing other fun shit. It's still a hell for a robot, though.

>>36618531
You have no idea what are you talking about. As I said, I am too shy to go to psychologist.

zdarova bratva

che delaem

>mfw cyrillic text is not allowed

>>36618530
>>36618530
I am just a vosemnadsatiletniy omejka v govnovuse.
> hilka po vyhodnym
> po_vyhodnym
What do you mean by this?
Also na rf bily fembot tredi?

>>36618598
Seijas napyus desegovo vina chtobi bilo ne tak strashno razbirat pochtu po vsyakim vaznim delam.

>>36618636
>Also na rf bily fembot tredi?
Thirsty beta ne palitsya

>>36618586
I'm shy too, but I went there loaded on phenibut and got a ssri prescription. It's that easy. Just say you're apathetic and depressed, that's it.
My friend did the same thing and now he's sitting at home playing video instead of cleaning toilets in the army.
Would you rather prefer a year of military slavery instead ? Just fucking book an appointment and go

>>36618674
What do you mean by this? Origonal

>>36618598
>mfw cyrillic text is not allowed
unicode is blocked comrade
Blyad, ya nahui proebal vse pary v uni syodnya, a potom sozhral pyat' tabletok phenozpeham'a.
Kto /wasteofbiomass/ tyta?

>>36618598
Reshayu stoit li poyti v kochalku ili ostatsya doma, otkryt' pivas i sest' rabotat'.

>>36618530
O da, horoshiye vremena byli do goda 2011.
Sidel tam v 2009-2011, potom dropnul chany let na 5, no potom zachem-to stal sidet zdes'. Navernoe, potomu chto yedinstvennoye mesto, gde ya mogu obshyatsya.

(It's easier to write in English than like this tbqh)

>>36618665
iktfmoj negr
>>36618713
degenerat blyat
>>36618727
rabota dlyq pidorov

>tfw dissertazia cherez nedelyu

>>36618713
ya s yanvarya ne hodil. Mne pizda, dekanat zvonil, ya ih ignoril. Ot rodakov uzhe poluchil pizdov. Chto delat huy znaet. Vozvrashyatsa v sharagu ne variant

>forgot how to speak and read russian

lmao

>>36616945
anyone here Russian that hates Russian language?

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>>36618746
suka po aipi vicheslu nahui
>>36618750
I feel you bruh

>>36618775
sosi hui bydlo ya na mobilke :^)

>>36618690
I would rather jump from the roof
>>36618761
I had this feel.

>>36618795
>mabila
Sha spiszhu nah.
Also >phoneposter

>>36618761
You are me
>>36618766
And you too

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>>36618835
> phoneposter
As something bad.

>>36618869
Wh do you hate russian language?

>>36618885
>not using overchan or dashchan

>>36618885
>I am not a robot
O pasatri, normi ne palitsa ))))

>>36618914
It stopped working with capcha for some reason.

>>36618835
moj komp dermo

>>36618901
Because I associate it with an average russian citizen (bydlo)

>>36618923
As you can see, it is not checked.

>>36618931
Use recaptcha v2 to make threads, posts work fine with either

>>36618901
not him, but look at the way people here talk. Russian slang and even diminutive forms literally make me cringe irl

neuzsheli i drugie est

>>36618931
Just select "use captcha 2.0" in the settings, it will work again

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>>36618963
Zdarova, bro. Kak popal syuda?

>>36618963
Nas tut mnogo.

>>36618940
no ne nastolko zhe nahui chtoby ne derzhat' 4chan
ili vse huevo?
>>36618955
Still, that screencap clearly says that you aint using legacy captcha. And as consequence, you're norman. Congratulations.

>>36618976
studying in UK. can't even open the fucking window because I'm on the ground floor. what can be more depressing that dirty torn old curtains instead of a window view?

>>36618996
vse huevo, pora kupit novy

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>>36618967
I actually switched form v2 to v1 and it started to work again.

>>36619005
I am also /russiansudyinginuk/. Which uni?

sigi jest

>>36619032
Bangor, Wales. chronic depression, so needed scenerific environment. you?

>>36619065
Warwick. It was the worst choice in my live, I thought I actually can be normie in the uk.

Kak v rashke mozhno ybit' sebya choby ne bolno i deshevo?
>inb4 browse tor/reddit bydlo

>>36618986
4 goda nazad; do etogo kak-to na 4chan ne hodil

Zdorovo. Ya s Urala.

>>36619092
Gun, high building, train. Also I reccoment browsing /r/sanctionedsuicire

>>36619091
I feel kind of the same as back home, just disgusted by different things

why does my russian friend keep his alcohol in the fridge?

>>36619092
Helium tank is the safest way to go.
Or find any abandoned building high enough (provided you live in a city big enough) and just dive.
>>36619101
Wassup

>>36619118
I even think it was better when I was at home.

>>36619145
what do you hate the most over here, then?

>>36619134
Are you drinking warm vodka or what?

Fucking bydlo go away from my r9k. You pig disguisting turn my precious russian bords into shit, now you come to destroy the last place I belong to in the internets just fucking die die untermenshen scum REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Srsly just go die, fcking ruskies. Mocheratots pls delete the thread it has given me ptsd. ty

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I ended up getting a VK account since I met loads of Slavs on Hellotalk. It's a lot better than Facebook since copyright laws apparently don't exist in Russia. I can't say anything sensible in Russian but I can say a lot of swear words now. Also a surprisingly number of lesbians considering it's Russia.

>>36616945
my moms Belarusian and is a fucking money-grubbing jew.

>>36619152
No friends, no gf, everyone around is happy, I cannot argue with shitty uni administration as hard as I can do it in russian.

>>36619175
Stop being rusofobic. We are the same robots as you are.

>>36619159
no i keep it in a cabinet in the kitchen

>>36619189
kek, I didn't even make any friends in halls and wouldn't be able recognize any course-mates on the street . have you tried joining any clubs or societies? my uni has tons of those and even outcasts seem to socialize through them

>>36619189
>>36619248
it sounds like a stupid suggestion over here, but you *expected* to be a normie, so.

i'm talking to a semi-retarded russian girl who works and studies like 14 hours a day and constantly talks about how she wants to kill herself and how much of a shithole moscow is. doesn't sound fun.

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r8 mou fursonu /rusach/

>>36619248
The only club which I enjoy is communist discussions club, just because all my free time I am either on r9k or on pol. I tried to make some friends in the beginning, visited a couple of clubs, but soon I realised that noone wants to spend te with me, thanks to my acne.

>>36619382
> Girl
> problems
Just smeus nad toboi.

>>36619175
>You pig disguisting turn my precious russian bords into shit, now you come to destroy the last place I belong to
No, It has already been destroyed, and not by russkies.

>>36619405
I met all of my acquaintances here by accident, either by trying out clubs to never show up again, or going on random boring trips for international students.

>>36619382
Girls are never fun, mate.
>>36619447
Pretty much this.

>>36619382
Reminds me of one moscow chick who has rich parents, lives in Itaty several monthes a year and looks like a model. Also she's absolutely crasy, has bipolar disorder, sucks cocks for attention(literally), fights for SJW and in the same time is a big sm lover (likes to be choked and dominated in most obscure ways one can imagine).
Fuck, girls are scary crasy bitches. I wish I was homo, so many nice traps these days. Life is a cruel joke.

>>36619504
Kind of the same.

>>36619643
Also i just saw a girl o tried to approach with her chad bf. Good that i am already drunk.

Pachemu russkiye devushki v ameriki vse shluhi?

>>36619725
Cos they are overall sluts and hoes?

>>36619694
I fell out with my only female friend here. don't even know why. she's Chinese. can't imagine approaching any of the Brits

>>36619964
I tried to approach brits. No difference from russians, they are just disgusted.

>>36619992
Disgusted by my approach mean.

>>36619992
yet any girl slav is treated like a queen

I've always wanted to meet a Russian qt and bring her to the US with me

>>36620096
girls seem to love them here from what I've seen. I get the "recoil in fear" reaction

>>36620128
And yet slav men worth less than shit. I will kill myself because of this stuff soon.

>>36620234
I feel like killing myself most of the time, but at least shipping costs here allow me to splurge on shit I don't need for instant gratification

is being depressed just being russian

>>36620295
Naprimer?

>>36620295
manga, knigi, filmy, albomy, chai - kolekcioner

>>36620324
tfw Leviathan is an accurate representation of Russian condition

>>36618636
Znachit v Rossii trudno byt hikkoi - umresh s goloda, poetomu v budni na rabote, a po vyhodnim HIKKA. wagecuck koroche

privet vsem)))) ya russkaya devushka

>>36620561
hui sasosh?

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Are there any non-normalfags? I've got no one to talk with.

>>36620561
Prooooofs? Contento

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I want to finish school, and hopefully go back home.

>>36620722
nyet, ti teper amerikanka

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>>36620766
How so? I've only been here 2 weeks.

>>36620807
Now I see wat they mean when say r9l is dead.

>>36620825
as is this thread

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>>36620825
ya ne ponimayu, o chem ty

>>36620807
naidi sebe pendosa. Zabiri vse dengi and stan bogatii amerikankii.

crimea belongs to ukraine

>>36620660
Do you have any real friends? What do you want to talk about?

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>>36620940
I liked my time living in Ukraine. Took many cute picture!

What do you ru-bots think of Trump?

As an American how do I meet russian girls online? Most Americans still hate Russians because of the cold war propaganda that's still going on

>>36621065
I want him dead.

Why are you so good at programming/hacking?

>>36621065
I think he's an idiot.

>>36621132
online

>>36621132
Just pchela yourself broooo xDD

Zdrastvuite druz'ja!

>>36621065
Meme President. I am curious, though. When will he make a mistake? What will it be?
>>36621132
Don't waste time learning the language. Online, in free games. Learn the time zone.

>>36616945
/noxchi/ lmao

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWi3hyvXacY
sup

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>>36617608
Don't even need to know russian to undersand this one

I am surprised this thread got so many replies.
Guess sell out of sosach made a lot of anons emigrate.

>>36621703
Sosach was always shit. They lied to me that there are "alphas" and "omegas", at the end of the day it is just about how ugly you are.

>>36621732
Character, confidence, money > ugliness

>>36621831
This is the sosach level lies.

>>36621831
Confidence is all you need at the end of the day.

>>36621037
Do you want to date?

>>36621950
You can look not that ugly and still be a robot.

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>>36622081
>Do you want to date?
>Giving attention to the creature that uses attention to keep itself alive

>>36616945
fuck you russians you have it better at getting girls.
pashol nachui.

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Is vodka really what Russians drink? Always vodka and never water?

>>36622133
The creature can be my pet and get all the attention they desire.

>>36622145
Population of USA is around 300 millions.
That means there are more couples of people in relations.
That means FUCK YOU BURGER WHO HAS MORE CHANCE TO HAVE A GRILL.

See? My reasoning is absurd, yours too.

>>36622217
I'm not a burger but from eastern europe. You do have it much more easier.

>>36622239
Eastern Europe is very poor. Do you live in a hut?

>>36622169
Only if we have some vodka left after our bears drink it. In hard times like now we are forced to drink water. We would anger our bears and they would eat us if we don't feed vodka to them.

>>36622253
>Do you live in a hut?
You're a very funny person. charoshij prikol.

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>>36622239
You are extrapolating traits of majority of population (bydlo which is 95% of population) to the other five percents, and people from latter category are very likely to inhabit sites like this one. You might be right if you said something like this in vk or facebook, but not here, particularly this board, please.

>>36622081
> gonvidence :DXDDD
I tried, lad.

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>>36622361
What makes you think that you're those 5 percents? Just because you're posting here?

>>36622402
fucking genius m8. That's way easier than using latin.

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>>36622081
Date some random person i know nothing about....hmmmm
>>36622402
I never thought about doing that lmao

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>>36622427
Maybe because I have never tried to get a gf and accepted that I'll be alone for my whole life? (Mom doesn't count)

>>36622485
You can get to know me, shlyukha.

>>36622453
Keked. Fuck Russia and fuck Russian language.

>>36622485
But Anon, you never know anything about another person before you start meeting them

>>36622492
>Maybe because I have never tried
Why not? Russian girls are easy once you go "domestic" on them.

>>36622485
Piety do you ever voice with your discord friends?

STOP THIS. Slavs are very unattractive in girls eyes, something at the level of Indians.

Russia seems like a ghoulish hellscape to me

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>>36622485
Here is a Syutkin for you, whore.

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>>36622528
Sure, i don't mind knowing anyone.

>>36622532
Of course, main reason im not going to agree to date someone i have not learned yet.

>>36622581
Yeah, pretty often.

>>36622590
t-thanks

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Pls be my r9k friendo, anon. YA KUNCHIK
Telegram @slavs_delight

>>36622775
>Yeah, pretty often.
Will you do one right now?!

>>36622788
I thought these people don't exist.

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>>36622797
What language, and do i know you?

>>36622845
English!

And no, but I can add you on discord if you can voice right now

>>36622788
Don't have telegram, sorry.

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>>36622806
Don't bully pls
Ore wa originallo desu

>>36622930
Are you russian or niet? Why do you want to orbit this bitch?

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Haha :D Russian poor :D

T: Finland :D

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>pls be my friend, anon
>anon
>orbit
I have no intention to orbit any bitch whatsoever. Just want to find some friends. Ya russkiy, da.

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>>36622909
I'm not sure we would have anything to talk about then. I prefer knowing you, or playing vidya or something.

>>36616945
Cyka Blyat idi nahui, comrades

>>36623053
> dryzya
> tripfag bitch

>>36623081
You clearly got it wrong. He's not trying to contact that monster that uses attention as its food.

>>36623055
We can play vidya then.I heard you play Smite, we can play that.

>>36623150
Oh, now I see. What do you want to discuss on telegram?

>>36623182
sure add me
Piety#0537

>>36623233
Sure give me 10 minutes

>>36623280
>>36623150
Now you see?

>>36623053
Who are you referring to, anon? Are you okay?

>>36623333
They are different people and you can't prove they aren't because it's ANONYMOUS fucking board.

>>36623414
O boje, ochevidno je chto kto-to teper budet podlizivat etoi shluhe, kakaya raznitsa kto imennno, y menyz on samogo facta chto takie ludi yest bombit.

>>36621132
Hellotalk. I got an e-gf from it who I'm going to meet up with in July.

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>>36622971
>>36623053
This^
>>36623414
No it is not.
>>36623484
Etot paren prav.

>>36623575
Roastie is going to manipulate a Russian robot, gr8.

>>36623233
>>36623280
Sorry I'm running late!!

will add soon very

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>>36617975
Sun never shines there

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>>36623484
So we can discuss two different things at once and stupid burgers won't understand.

Filename.

>>36623809
I live in Sochi and today it reached 25 degrees.

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>>36618598
>Mfw I understand most Russian when written in latin just by the merit of Knowing Serbo Croatian

>>36623809
And people wonder why /britfeel/ exists
Look and that sunlight

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>>36623847
>>36623847
Original meaningless text.

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>>36623924
My favorite anime is Boku no Pico.

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>>36623957
Should I go to computer society meeting, lads?

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> this thread
originalno

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>>36624040
I would be ignored even on meeting of losers.

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>>36624164
I did some research and came to this conclusion.

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>>36624164
How old are you though? Originalpost

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>>36624222
Older than age of consent. Now where are you from?

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Sruske govno nado rezat' huzshe vas tol'ko blyadorusi i hohli. Poskorey bi vasha nedoimperiya uzshe razvalilas'

>>36624277
This is my post. FUCKING ORIGINAL POST
>>36619091

>>36624332
t hohol saloedov

IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT DX

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>>36624354
>>i hohli
>t hohol saloed
thanks for proving my point

>>36623199
You know, usual /r9k/ stuff. No gf feels, vidya, social retard feels, sudoku thoughts feels.

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>>36624335
Interesting twist!
capcha TORA. Fucking jews even in my capchas

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>>36624450
pic
>>36624438
Are you a beta orbiter, or you are actually 2 different people?

>>36621732
>>36621831
In Russia confidence, social skills, character (alpha traits, manliness, lack of omega traits) > face >> money > height >> /fit/.
If your face is in 2-3% bottom of the ugliest, confidence wouldn't help, true. But slightly below average face + alpha personality would be more successful with girls than "omega autist" ("robot") with normal or slightly above average face. Many virgins in Russia look normal, but are completely unable to attract a woman (because they're omegas).

>>36624544
This is a 2ch lie. Face is everything.

>>36624560
Please provide a proof. Kudah.

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>slavs - niggers of europe
>russian - niggers of slavs i.e. literally apes
Hmmm...

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>>36624502
Well anon you are so stupiiiiid tehe~

>>36624772
Go to /b/ with your babanaposting.

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Just advertising another board in filename.

>>36624978
Idk, I still love 4chan more. I love this "robot" thing, a place for suicidal khhvs, 0chan is still for normans.

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>>36625020
There are almost no robots on this board, just look at other threads.

>>36625063
We essentially can meme a gay marriage and try to get a refugee status here, but you somehow need to get in the uk.

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Good night robot-tachi senpais

>>36625442
Good night. I shish I won't wake up/

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>>36616945

Almost. 300 km away.

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>>36621132
Dont date russian women, russian women are subhuman manipulative snakes that only want your money and greencard.They arent worth it, not even for sex, russian women will not give sex to you if you dont give them enough gifts.Also they age really fast, once she turns 30 youll have an ugly alcoholic babushka

>>36616945
Alien script.

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>>36625872
> babushka meme
that's a fucking lie made up by butthurt rooskies who don't want us to take their women.
russian milfs are the finest on this planet.

and the reason they demand gifts and money, is because they are traditional. it's funny how you NEET cucks demand that your women be 1950s housewives but get angry when they want to be supported, which is what a 1950s MALE had to do.

>>36616945
What does it say in English?

>>36617940
Russia is a kleptocracy slowly imploding because the only people who could survive both WWII and the Soviet purges were hyperaggressive turboChadynoskis what the hell makes you think it's robot country?

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would you move to the EU if you had the chance Rusbots?

If so what's stopping you?

>tfw no demure Russian gf

>>36626128
The attributes I just listed. I never said it was a comfy country for robots, only that it had a larger fraction of robots.

>>36626132
Of course yes.
> If so what's stopping you?
Immigration laws, lol. I thought about staying as a homeless illegal in the uk, but, you know, sudoku seems a better option.

>>36626049
I dont want a traditional wife though, i just want women to suck my dick because thats the only thing they are useful for

>>36626273
>homeless illegal

you could do this pretty easy

lots of foodbanks and homeless charities, not exactly a life though

>>36626311
Always alone, always afraid of being deported. If I actually found a homeless robot to be homeless together.

>>36626049
Is that a russian tranny in your pic?

>TFW you will never be an oligarch
>TFW you will never have a champagne flute in tverskaya while running over churka peasants
>TFW you will never be part of Putin's clique

why even live

2ch forever, stupid pig

>>36626776
niet no nikakoi vozmojnosti

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>tfw no local russians dick to suck

Remember, no Russian

>>36616945
Are Russians really that aggressive? I've met some Russian people because of a work I had and they all seemed respectful and kind. I don't really know about every Russian, but everyone I met was far from being aggressive.

>>36617608
>Girl (Husband)
I didn't technically need to put this into google

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>tfw siberia

I'm from England. Is it crazy that I want to move to Russia? I've already spent 2 months there on holiday, and I absolutely loved it. I'm already fluent in the language. Also it seems like Russian girls suit me really well, I like them and they like me.

>>36628843
depends on your financial situation

>>36628858
I graduate university this summer with a degree in maths from a good uni. Does anyone know the best way for me to get into Russia?

>>36626103
>When you're asked to take out the shchi
>Expectation
>Reality

I do not understand this pun