Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

>>36615969
Thank fuck this never happened. I know someone who this happened to. His father came out of the closet when he reached the age of 12 and he walked into his father either being butt-fucked or butt-fucking a stranger when he was 14. He was traumatized to the point where he needed a psychiatrist until he was 15 or 16 years old.

>>36615969
no, they make so much noise it's impossible

>>36615969
no but walked on my nude mom
i was shitfaced drunk and came home at around 6am when she was getting dressed and ready for work
i barely remember that as i was on a verge of passing out drunk
turned around and went to sleep
we never spoke of this
felt weird for few days

>>36616010
Did the therapist set him right by letting him know he was being very homophobic and it's perfectly natural for young boy seeing his father get buttfucked?

Yeah, I would have rather walked in on them fucking or deal with the noises than your parents having a sexless unhappy marriage that ultimately leads to your mom cheating, your dad spending all his time at work or playing old RTS games and your mom running off when you're 16 and fucking up any chance at you being a normie.

Walked in on my mom giving my dad a blowjob
I never forgot to knock after that

>>36616903
when i was a kid my Mum used ti just walk around the house naked

seeing her naked if she's just had a shower or something is barely even something that registers as abnormal

different families have different internal cultures I guess

>>36615969
No. I'm not even convinced they have sex anymore.
My mother enjoys walking around naked, though,

>>36616977
in my family there are no hugs or even handshakes
no even pat on the back when i graduated
so seeing mom naked was really obscure thing
good thing i was drunk af

>>36616967
kirby pinball?

>>36616954
This, you could feel the lack of sex in the air before my parents got divorced, now they're back together and you'd probably smell the sex from the hallway if they'd stop spraying so much fucking febreeze in there
I hear them giggling sometimes

No but I did hear them.

>Hearing noises in the middle of the night
>wtf.gif
>it was getting louder and louder
>wut
>suddenly i realised it was my mother screaming

I grabbed my iPod as fast as I could and listened to music till the noise subsided.

>>36617400
Good for you I hear them almost every other fucking night and there are much worse noises I don't even want to talk about. But it was even worse back then when we lived in a smaller house and it was close as fuck.

No, but they constantly got out on Saturday nights to go to the casino. I doubt they're doing that since they always leave around 7pm and come back around 10am the next day.
Not that I have an issue with that. More power to them.

I thought it was a rite of passage to do so, I thought I was a freak for not experiencing it.

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>>36615969
>go to parents bedroom at night
>door is locked (it's never locked)
>hear whispering and muttering inside
>knock and ask to go in
>dad abruptly tells me to go away like he was in a hurry or something

W-what was going on guys?

How many of you seen your mom fully frontal naked?

I have, but she always had a bush/heavy pubes
Anyone seen their mom's bare pussy? Reaction?

bumping for the humping

>>36615969
No. I'm pretty sure they don't have an active sex life

>>36615969
Walked in: no
Watched; yes.

Be me, F11 -only child
>Dad was going to get some award from work - had getaway weekend planned at fancy resort
>babysitter bails at last moment and I am goign too
>Huge ground floor hotel suite with hot tub on patio
>I have next-door room to myself
>Parents go out for dinner thing
>I hear them coming in at about 2:00 AM
>giggles from patio
>They are getting into hot tub
>I have a perfect view from my bathroom window
>They kiss
>Dad sits on edge
>Mother blows him for a while
>He gently bends her over and fucks her doggy style for what seems to be an hour
I will always recall the look on my Mom's face as he fucked her

>>36618738
your dad was killing someone and your mom was helping him

nothing to see there anon

>>36618887
>such a good story but off by one
it didn't freak you out or anything? like did you understand what was going on?

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>>36618812
My mom was always been comfortable being naked around us as kids. It isn't weird to me at all.

I-Is that normal?

i still wanna know

do american children see their mothers full frontal with a bare pussy?

>>36618920
ever think about fucking your mom?

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>>36618812
Funny you say that Anon. I was at my parent's house last weekend and saw my mom pulling down her dress and saw her vag. I keep thinking about it everytime I eat. Why did the first vag i see have to be my moms?

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>>36618938
The thought never crossed my mind. I don't find her attractive, even if I were unrelated to her.

>>36615969
Not full on sex but I walked in on my mother laying in the middle of the bed and my dad sitting back putting his dick up

>>36618977
was it a good looking vag?

is she generally attractive or saggy/wrinkled?

>>36615969
Walked in on: never (knocked on the door one time and was told to go away)

Heard: grandparents

Been walked in on: jacking off once

Been heard: several times, according to my parents

seems to me that white people are more open to their kids jerking off

anyone ever had sexual contact with their moms?

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>>36619013
No, she's pushing 60.

ive seen my mom topless a few times
had to help her put lotion on her back a few times

not really that weird in scandi cunts

>>36618812
Saw my mom breastfeed my baby sister when i was 6 years old

That's about it

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>>36619075
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

blox cox

>>36617571
Maybe your parents have a serious gambling problem Anon

>>36619078
i really want to go to a sauna in scandinavia to look at the different naked women's bodies there

>>36619120
if you *stare* you'll get thrown out
everything is more sexualised here nowadays

>>36618919
Strangely - that never bothered me.
My mother was very good about teaching me about getting my period but never wanted to talk about sex itself. "That can wait until you are older"
What I learned was sex was good, fun, to be enjoyed.

After that I was much more aware of their sexual activity - they fucked often - mostly in the early mornings. I remember hearing them go at it and then 10 minutes later Mom calling me for breakfast

My mom was a prostitute. I saw her working more than once.

>>36619261
go out and play anon, mommy's electric bill is late~

>>36615969
No but my dad walked in on me and my gf with a trap covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream blasting EDM and having my blacklight strobing at max. We were REALLY high and i was 15.
He just closed the door and it was never brought up.

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Asked my mom what breastmilk tasted like when I was about 8 years old. She proposed to let me try it straight from the source. I accepted.

>>36619280
Oh, she didn't even send me outside. Bad neighbourhood. Good way to get abducted and raped. I just turned up the tv.

>>36619300

I bet she just moaned louder, the dirty, dirty sow...

>>36619336
I assume you're trying to upset me, but the whole thing gave me a lot of weird fetishes so I'm actually pretty into that.

Seen them both naked too many times to count and multiple times a week since I was old enough to remember. Even seen my siblings naked too many times. Never heard any sex noises though.

>>36615969
my parents don't have sex. I'm 100% sure. They show zero affection for each other whatsoever. They're only together because they're too beta to do anything else.

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>>36619107
redditfag GET OUT REEEEE

orgubalinon

>>36616912
No, he asked why I never joined in. Turns out I'm too much of a faggot

>>36619377
the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree does it anon?

>checked fag

>>36618738
They were playing whack a mole.

>>36619300
so.. are you the son of one of her (ex) customers?

>>36619433
I don't know. I don't have a father on my birth certificate. Probably, I guess.

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>>36615969
When I was 11 I remember opening my parent's bedroom door to get my game back after being grounded. The sight of my own mother naked wearing a muzzle while my dad poured hot wax on her back with a leash tugging against her neck will be burned into my memory for eternity. He was balls deep.

>Next day
>Doing chores
>Dad walks in
>Awkwardly offers me my game back, says I've suffered enough
>Bat it away
>"Eww"
>He busts out laughing

Only death is real. My siblings have had to deal with similar shit at least one time each before. No wonder there's so many of us.

>>36619464
>People trying to russtle chillest baster child I've seen

> zero impact

lol...

>>36619464
what's your and your mother's ethnicitys and what country?

>>36619377
Tell your dad to workout, if he doesn't, you should and show him what's up

>>36619502
I've been here too long to get angry at banter, I guess.
>>36619514
White. Canada.

>>36619552
i wasnt trying to rustle you, im genuinely curious...
did you grow up in a "trailer park boys world"?

>>36619594
>i wasnt trying to rustle you, im genuinely curious
I don't mind. I don't really have people to talk to so sharing is nice.
>did you grow up in a "trailer park boys world"?
Not really. I didn't know many of my neighbours but none of them were quite that weird.

years ago, I saw my mom lying on my dad, both kissing and biting their lips and almost naked
Fuck you OP, I had forgotten that.

I've never even seen my parents kiss.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

>>36617055
>white people

Hghvffmk

>>36618876
this is what I thought till I walked in on my parents fucking. they're in their 50s and sleep in different rooms but one day I walked in and they had the covers over them and dad was moaning slightly and I closed the door behind me and stood in silence a while then went downstairs and noted that dad was in a better mood than usual when he came down later

>>36615969
I've seen my parents in the same room all of like one or two times in my entire life. (28 going on 29)

no but I've heard them
it's fucking disgusting, and my mom didn't sound like she was having fun at all.

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I caught my dad fucking a prostitute once.

>Be 15
>Parents are divorced
>I live with my Vietnamese mother and visit my white father on the weekends
>Middle of the week, I get in this big argument with my mother about how I just left school grounds in the middle of the day (fleeing bullies, separate story)
>Run out of house
>Just run for awhile because I'm too upset to do anything else
>Walk to my dad's because I have no where else to go
>I have a key so I let myself in
>Hear noise coming from the master bedroom (who brings their whores to their home?)
>Sickened, but curious.jpg
>Open the door to find my dad fucking an east Asian lady, (he has yellow fever) doggy style
>She sees me first, I still remember the how her face went from a look of bored contemplation to one of confusion and fear
>Screaming intensifies
>They're trying to make themselves decent
>Idea pops into my head
>I threaten to call the cops (dad has been picked up with hookers before, it's why they divorced)
>Lady is freaking out, and dad is trying to call her down and convince me not to call the cops
>Name my demand
>I want 200 dollars (first number to come into my head)
>Dad agrees
>Prostitute seems shocked that I'm threatening my dad
>Use it by an mp3 player and some headphones a couple days later

>>36618812
We live in a small house so I have often. I also used to spy on her sunbathing naked outside when I was little.
Nowadays I stick my hand down her pants if she's cuddling and sleeping next to me and feel her cute stubbly pubes

>be 14 at the time
>tell my parents I'm going to friend's house to play video games
>get there, he's out
>go home
>parents' bedroom has two doors
>walk past one near the front door and it's closed. no big deal
>walk to my room past the other door and it's open a little
>look inside and my father is on top of my mother
>he's fucking her hard, her legs are wrapped around him like she's trying to pull him in
>she's saying things like "oh shit that feels good. keep going. fuck me danny" (names changes to protect the innocent)
>he's about 6' tall, works construction, built, tanned except for his ass. can see his balls slapping against my mother
>mother is about 5.5' tall, runner, tight body, from my angle I can see side boob
>I know I should go to my room but stand there and watch until my father groans loudly, stiffens and then just collapses on my mother
>she's holding him like she never wants him to get up

I can't tell you how many times I've masturbated to that scene.

>had to move back home because disabled and suicidal
>wake up every morning at about 6:30 to pee, pretty much right on the dot
>hear parents fooling around as I'm trying to get back to sleep
Every day. I need to invest in a small radio to sit by my bed and earbuds I can wear while I sleep.

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>>36620097
You are really devilish

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I caught my dad on CL looking for fuckbois.
Later when he didn't log out, I confirmed it by looking at his emails.
I thought it was pretty funny, but I didn't say anything

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It's more like they had sex while I was in the same room. When I was really young, we all slept in the same bed.

I fucking hate that shit so much, they could've just let me sleep in their bed but instead decided to fuck when I knowingly had no idea what was going on.

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I slept in my parents bed for a long time because I was too afraid to sleep far from them. The house was small and they couldn't use the living room because it would wake up my brother so they did it in their room, in a mattress in the floor while I slept in the bed. I think that fucked me up pretty good because to this day I get sick when I smell wine and I can't stand to see people being flirty and drinking wine, or drinking wine casually and eating. I get a burning anger inside of me and need to avoid it.

>>36619107
Fukk off to leddit before someone steps on you, ya piece of shit

>>36615969
No, but she blew me off for a while when I was a teenager. Wanted some young dick I guess.

>>36619296
That's kind of messed up but I want to hear more about it.

>>36615969
Nope. I walked in on my mom putting Preparation H on my dad's hemorrhoids once though, which was honestly worse.

>>36615969
Not my parents but my best friends.

>Go over to my friends house to go swimming
>Side gate open- hear music in back yard
>Walk around side of house into back yard to find he parents fucking cowgirl on air mattress
>As they are facing away - they don't see me
>Friends mom is a big woman
>I can see her huge vag open and taking her husband's cock
>He cums buckets inside her
>I walk out
>Meet friend coming down street
>Go back to his house
>Mom is in pool like nothing happened
>Dad is hosing off air mattress

Not my parents, but when i was 11 id sneak out of my room really late and be a ninja, id walk all the way to kitchen and stealth eat cheese sticks and shit. We had this big ass table with lots of chairs and it was the perfect hiding spot. Thats when i realized my 15 yr old sister would come out to the kitchen at 2 am for water or w e. Most of the time she came out in nothing but panties, super hot with perfect tits. Id get diamonds and push down on my dick watching her. Did that atleast twice a week until i was 12 until she caught me. She stopped coming out with her boobs out after that. Sucked ass but atleast i started to get more sleep. Id chill under the table for like two hours just to catch her. Occasionally she would come out wearing a big shirt with no panties. Didnt get a good look at her pussy cuz the only light was stove light and when fridge was open but hot damn. My sister is still hot and she teases me to this day that i was a perv kid

>>36621978

>Sucked ass but atleast i started to get more sleep

keks

>>36615969
Implying anyone here has had sex.

Interesting thread desu

I might have heard my parents once or twice but nothing significantly memorable. Mumbling at the most. Locked door and all that. Although, I'd be surprised if they've had any type of sex in the last 10 years. They never show any affection toward us and the marriage is held together by the fact that they have kids to maintain. Also, my dad is 70 now while my mom is 56 so there's that as well.

>>36622032
affection towards each other*

>>36615969
no but honestly i would have liked to. not for sexual reasons but just to know that my parents are still attracted to each other and intimate close to one another. i never saw that in my parents. they like each other OK but they are very distant and almost never talk, they sleep in different beds and i worried they don't love eachother.

>>36621978
And btww the table was in the dinning room area that was connected to kitchen. It stayed very dark under there and had perfect view of kitchen. She caught me when she pulled a chair out to sit at table. She was wearing just a big ass shirt. If i was in a better position and didnt blow my cover by making a noise id probs have been face face to face with her pussy

>>36622032
I fucking hate this.
I'm 19, why can't I fuck a 5yo?

I've always heard them fucking since I could understand that the thumping moaning noise was them fucking, but I've never walked in on them.
When I was 13 I "walked in" on my 15 year old brother fingerblasting my twelve year old friend after we'd had itty bitty flutes of new year's champagne.
I had only left the room to take a piss and when I came back, that repulsive shit was underway.

shamaladingding

>>36622153
sounds hot af lad. im jelly.
>tfw no sister and mom is uggo
also my parents probably fuck but i never noticed. got caught jacking off once or twice myself though. horrible experience i do not wish them the same.

before i forget: i caught my dad downloading porn once. he kept it seeding in utorrent.

>>36622027
>go to 4chan after bored of browsing shit tier facebook page about rage comic
>go to r9k and search "sex"
>clicked on this thread
>replied "everyone here is virgin like me"
>completely unrelated to thread
>back to facebook rage comic page