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>>36615382
Get out sushi pleb

>>36615382
Reply with "OwO"
Works every time

>>36615399
dubs wills it famalam

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>>36615393
I'm not him, I'm a poser
>>36615399>>36615436
hope this works

>>36615382
>it's name is Mel
>can't tell when the chin stops and the neck begins
>tattoos
>cakey makeup paired with ugly bright red lipstick
>shit tier shoe hair haircut
>wearing a polo buttoned all the way up
There's a reason this person matched with YOU.

She looks like she has down. Wtf OP

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>>36615450
>>36615453
this is the power of Boston, don't come here, but watch our sports

>>36615399
Do it. Test the hypothesis OP.

>>36615474
>electronic journalism
Suddenly not worth it

>>36615474
Is this really worth your time and mental energy?

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>>36615503
what is electronic journalism, sounds autistic as hell, like kotaku esq. journalists?
>>36615535
no but if a virgin like me can get pussy, I will give it a shot
hasn't replied yet, maybe I'll try this black girl
>Marlendy

>>36615382
man the harpoons boi

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Nah fuck the black girl, we got results, but I really need help guys come on idk what to say

>>36615665
Recommend to her you watch "The Greatest Story Never Told." together

>>36615665
"You know the rules: Ladies first" or something along those lines. Don't feel bad if it fails, bud. Consider it practice for the next one!...I didn't mean for that to come out so condescending like.

I believe in you, brothandelus!

>>36615665
>possibly

Why the fuck are women so indecisive? You should punish this behavior by saying "ok, let me know when you DEFINITELY want to exchange info"

>>36615665
you like jazz?
orignoo

you're already fucked
attempts at sex are futile
for a cuck like you

>>36615665
>Possible
> No i mean it, you really have good taste

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>>36615697
ebic
>>36615706
That sounds cucky but thanks for the kind words
>>36615710
This is the truth

>>36615474
Where are you, anon? I'm in Cambridge. Also, don't do it. I'll wing man you and we'll get you some better pussy.

>>36615665
>possibly
Who does this girl think she is playing coy? I didn't believe the "entitled picky women" meme was real.

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>>36615746
I don't think she actually has good taste, desu it was actually a shitty choice

>>36615747
>loser trying to fuck a land whale with a prostition app

kys

>>36615747
>Cucky
Jesus hellfire Christ, find a new adjective!
Which is why I said "something along those lines" not my fault you refused to improvise. Eh.

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>>36615786
If I get dubs you have to end your life

>>36615791
Stay make loser, maybe you'll get lucky and she'll give you herps.

>>36615791
Oh do me next

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>>36615754
I'm in West Niggerbury, dude I'm not cut out for this, idk why she even swiped me, and I'd just weigh you down
>>36615788
>!
wow! like ok it would sound beta to say that! now kill yourself!

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>>36615798
I'm not OP, retard


Original

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>>36615809
If, er, when I get dubs you have to end your life

>>36615809
Dubs and you must become a trap

>>36615817
>it would sound beta to say that!
But you're the one asking how to talk to a girl on /r9k/. So quick to jump on "kys". Relax, deep breathes, focus on the girl, okay?

>>36615851
Dubs and you must post s Cuts for Zane picture on any social media

>>36615817
>>36615866
But fuck all that man, our squabble doesn't matter in the least! Keep us posted.

>>36615474
Looks like my nan stuffed in a boys sweatshirt a couple sizes too small lmao

>>36615817
Not that guy but how is saying ladies first beta? especially in that context?

>>36615871
Dubs and you must post a pic of a dog weiner in a soc rate my dick thread

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>>36615900
so Mel stopped responding, guess the black girl is next, but it's been awhile since I messaged her so I don't expect much
if anyone has any tinder matches/fake tinders they want to post, pls do and this and become the /tinder/ thread, cause I'm out of juice, Mel was a cunt
>>36615916
you must be a women

>fat
>butch clothing
>tattooed

jesus christ just get a hooker

>>36615953
>Mel was a cunt
Anything worth showing? What happened? Good luck with Marlendy

>>36615474
is it okay to rather be a kissless virgin than to fuck somebody that looks like that?

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>>36615979
nothing, she just stopped, I'd say that reply BTFO of her, oh well gotta keep fishing. Think I'm gonna eat a bowl of cereal, play some anime games and jerk off by myself like a true alpha.
>>36615991
y-yeah haha...

>>36616021
Hey man, sometimes that's just the best thing you can do.

>>36615817

Dude, you won'r weigh me down, I have a girlfriend and 2 kids. I'm out of the game. Just trying to help a fellow robot

>inb4 not a robot

>>36615747
If you'd like to know your mistake, it was in sending anything at all here. When a girl is a cunt, don't give her anything.

>>36615786
>loser failing to fuck a land whale with a prostitution app
Ftfy

>>36616130
s-sure and I bet you want my boipussy too huh?

>>36616263
...You know what, never mind. I've got better things to do than deal with your skepticism. Learn to accept help when some offers next time faggot.

>>36616337
Weird. That wasn't me...

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>>36616378
This can really be a toxic place uh?

>>36616337
>>36616378
Fucking fakers.

>>36616378
>>36616419
Nah, just joking. It was me. It was ALL me.

>>36615747
ohshitwhatareyoudoing

female here. I will help you get a lady

>>36616450
ok, how do I get lady

>>36616620
do you have a conversation I could look at? I can tell you what to say

>>36615747
oh my god she is diabolical OP

>>36615665

>wanna exchange info?

Beta as fuck. You need to just say "let's move this to text, ***-***-****" and they'll always follow.

>>36615665

Who the fuck says "wanna change info" the most beta thing you're allowed to write is "number ?", but preferably "#?". You made your first mistake letting her pick the movie but this one is just bottom beta tier