A mysterious man comes up to you and offers you three buttons to press.
>The Red Button
If you press this button you pass away in your sleep tonight peacefully and without pain
>The Blue Button
If you press this button, at some random point in the future you will die suddenly and painlessly. This could be 10 hours, 7 minutes, 20 weeks, or 50 years from when you press the button
>The Green Button
If you press this button, you pass away in your sleep tonight, but all memories of you pressing the button and knowing you'll die are gone. you will be completely unaware that this is your final sleep.
>>36613606
red obviousIy
>>36613606
Where's the button that gives me amazing powers I can fuck around with and die a violent death?
wanna say red but ill go green i like suprises
The green button
>>36613606
At least make a proper picture.
>>36613606
Haven't we all already pressed the blue button?
>>36613852
you almost got there. looks like no one gets my the meaning of this riddle.
Essentially there is only 1 button you can press that you have absoltue control of, the red one.
The blue and green ones are irrelevant and have already presumably been pressed. The only button that gives you control is the red one.
>>36613606
>"Do a 180 and walk away, politely declining"
I control my fate. How live. How I die. Not some fucking button.
>>36613948
how do you know you didn't press the green button and your memory was replaced with that of you doing a 360 and moonwalking away?
>>36614025
Because my hands never left my pockets
*looks both ways before crossing the street then continues walking*