How do i automatically get placed on a "list"

search for child porn on Google multiple times

Google "How can I join ISIS"

or just visit /pol/

>>36613163
I didn't realize Steve Carrell was as tall as he is

Purchase a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook

>>36613222
you can just download a pdf of that nowadays, grandpa

>>36613190
this is the real answer. you have to make it look like you're really trying, too, not just being an edgy 13 year old.

look up articles in inspire. join jihadist forums (there are plenty). don't just search "i want to join isis," search for shit like "Translations of al-Bagdadi sermons"

the question of why you want to be on a list is separate but the partyvan will literally appear at your house if you do enough of this stuff
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-uncovered/nyc-man-who-joined-escaped-isis-speaks-out-n576916
>he became entranced by the Islamic State and its promise of a global caliphate through videos and article and used his savings to fly to Turkey in June 2014, soon after the FBI showed up on his doorstep asking questions about his online activities.

>>36613232
Back in my day we had to work to get put on government lists, now any asshole can get on one with the right google search. You spoiled shits.