ITT : Shit only you do

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>>36611703
>hear somebody shit talk somebody else
>feel like crying
I CANT STAND THAT SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I don't have friends either but I can answer the sibling question.

>My sister asks if I want to go to an escape room with her
>ask her if it comes with a hydraulic press
>she says she changed her mind

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>>36611703
>don't have friends
>have sister
>sister hates you

whatever

>>36611804
i dont know what a hydraulic press is but i laughed irl at this for some reason

>>36611825
my sister thinks im a completely retarded shitbag
feels pretty bad man
not that bad though cause i think she is a left wing faggot whore

>>36611853
I'm actually a decent human bean, she's just an asshole. I wish we could be friends.

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>no friends
>only want one or two friends
>too introverted and quiet
>stay inside all day playing with leaves as a form of childish escapism
>im 23

>19
>still get scared at the dark but sleep in complete pitch black
>whenever i hear a noise upstairs i start to growl pretending to be a werewolf to scare away the ghosts and demons

> 28
> talk to myself when alone and make loud stupid noises and phrases when I remember something awful and cringy. Now I am doing that at work
> also try to find a warm corner when I assume fetal position when cringed and afraid - mimicking of wanting to bury thyself underground out of embarassment

>put my head in the freezer for large amounts of time. Feel like super hero y >have tiny mirror in showe, fil my mouth with water and spit it out pretending i was shot in back of head yy >Put shoes on before pants. Like the struggle and imagine my lower half morphed into a mutant freak yyy >punch myself in the face until bleeding and bruised and tell co workers i got in a fight yyy >greentext bad so i can spot my post yyy >Hide behind the couch in the living room, and when im spotted tell whoever found me i justsformed from being a centipede

>>36611934
I be Ur fwiend non

>talk to myself in the mirror or while pacing around my apartment
>do this for around 30 mins up to 2 hours
>multiple times per week
>been doing this since i was 7
is this autism?

>>36612473
Id tell you to get help, but honestly i think youve got things under control