Any fellow NEETS drink this shit?

fellow caffeine addict here

I drink cheap local brands though

I'm tapering it, used to drink 2 cans a day, now it's only one

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>>36610064
>good alternative
Try sipping, my friend

>0 calories
>Same energy
>cures depression
>that first sip of the day

>>36610216
Same here, man. Used to gorge on the 24 pack case. Now I'm trying to wean myself on the 10 pack and then eventually the 4 pack...

>>36610238
I usually only get that base flavor, anon. I think I tried the blue once...fucking hated it. Never strayed since.

>>36610238
>cures depression
>until you start feeling like it's never enough or have caffeine withdrawal

>>36610064
Idk why anyone drinks the non-zero calorie ones. Monster is one of the few drinks where the zero calorie alternative doesn't even taste like it's sugar free, at all. Most zero calorie drinks taste weaker than the original, but Monster zero cal is wonderful.

>>36610291
OP here.
Is caffeine withdrawal the cause of the headaches I've been having when I go a week without caffeine? Not exactly debilitating, but it's a nuissance.

>>36610281
Try the red. It's tasty

>>36610064
>>36610238
I sip rockstars and sometimes redbull myself, nothing against monster though.
I've been addicted to energy drinks for like a year now, I tried converting to coffee a few times to be less of a manchild but I always come back.

I didn't choose the siplife the siplife chose me.

I drink Bang energy drink

It's got a fuckload of caffeine (300 mg a can) and has creatine so you can get buff exercising n shieet. Also tastes fucking GOOD for being sugar free and zero calories.

I can't go back to sugary energy drinks now, they're fucking awful

>>36610064
maybe create an anal suppository of deep web caffeine IDK man

>>36610333
What, is it cherry? I'm open to new flavors. The original is getting a bit...syrupy...

Never had it, is there a sugar free variant? Im good with stimulants but sugar makes me sick.

>>36610357
It's more along the lines of fruit punch

>>36610064
cocaine
oregano

>>36610361
Yes there is, and it's amazing, as everyone in this thread is fucking saying

>>36610378
Oh that sounds nice. I'll have to keep an eye out for it next time I stop at a convenience store.

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Anybody tried this?

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>>36610357
>>36610361
Monster Energy Zero Ultra (aka "sips" or "white sips") is an unforgettable taste that will permanently improve your life and turn you into an unpaid viral marketer on /fit/

>>36610064
I drink redbull/monster every couple of days, I drink the whole 16 oz in around 5 minutes or less to get the full caffeine buzz.
The longer you wait between your next can, the lower your tolerance is and the stronger the buzz.

vodka bro

>>36610416
kickstart is godly.
i'd drink it even if it had no caffeine it just tastes good. kickstart and rockstar are the best brands imo.

>>36610416
Yea, too sweet for my tastes

Neets drinking energy drink sickens me. Really like em when I'm driving around all day.

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I'm too poor to afford it. Instead i drink this coffe to keep me awake in night. So i can keep channing and watching animu all night

>>36610468
The irony, huh? Sorry something that insignificant puts a damper on your day.
>>36610426
Yeah that seems to be the theme of this thread. So I guess I'll have to keep an eye out for the Red Monster and White.

>>36610064
I drink them during 16 hour boss raids. I like the fruit punch ones. The taste is absolutely lovely.

>>36610064
adjust to it, dude. there's no alternative except redline.

>>36610559
think of monster as your boss.

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monster is disgusting, too syrupy.
but i down 2 of these a day

>>36610527
>16 hour boss raids
Kek loser don't you have a job or girlfriend
Jesus christ what a loser

anyone ever tried red rain? they sell it at the dollar store, i might try it once.

>>36610629
You're on /r9k/ too, anon.

>>36610559
Adjust, you say?
I've been drinking this shit for five damn years. I'd say thats long pasy adjusting my guy

This thread just redpilled me on r9k. I feel empty now

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>all these basic tier energy drinks

>>36610064

Been drinking Monsters for a decade. A couple of weeks ago my brother bought 2 cases which consisted of 48 cans, between 4 people the Monsters were gone in a week.

>>36610672
Yeah but isnt this the Terminator fanboard?
You guys just talk about lame loser shit

>>36610728
t. Pekka Valuukia

>>36610689
>redpilled?
What?

>>36610064
Used to drink it a lot more, especially because my friends invited me to the local equivalent of korean bangs to play LoL but being the ADD autismo nutjob that I am I got turbo tilted to oblivion and became a really shitty version of myself, now I only drink it to feel like a big boy around my friends when we're eating bbq or to play comfy minecraft LAN games with my other friends until 5 am . Fortunately it fucks me over less than it did before, but it also does not keep me awake as much as it used to. The flavor is just so good and I only drink it given the conditions listed above so it's a beverage I can still enjoy.

>>36610739
A fucking decade? Now THAT's gotta count for loyalty or something. I've been going on 5 years now but I'm trying to cut back now. Also, how do you feel about people saying energy drinks are bad and shit? You feel any adverse side effects?

>>36610064
Full throtle is my energy drink of choice but I can hardly find it anywhere

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I'm addicted ;_; usually drink 2 of these a day

>>36611027
Atta girl. That's some good taste you got there.

>>36610728
Where do you get ES, is it even available in Canada? Fuck even when I was in Yurop I didn't see any.

I wanna live the Finnlife so bad.

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>>36610064
When I was 13 I started chugging these to stunt my growth because of my tall girl fetish. It worked. Khaos was the best flavor but I can't drink them anymore, for some reason the flavor is different, when they changed the can it had less.. I dont know? Less sour taste less carbonation and it goes down a lot rougher. What the fuck did they do?

>>36611278
My advice is drink that shit ICE cold.

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>>36611278
>started chugging these to stunt my growth

What in darnation? Why the FUCK would you wanna do that?

>>36611328
Yeah when it gets warm it turns into barf and I end up dumping half a can. But it wasn't always like that. I really feel like they changed something.

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>>36611263
>Where do you get ES

>>36611388
It tastes like straight syrup, in my opinion. But I STILL drink that shit. It's like a habit I guess.

>>36610064
i used to, but these days it makes my heart rate go too fast

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>>36611381
I really like tall girls, had a crush on a chick who was at least 5'9 and I had to be like 5'3 I was headfirst into her tits. I managed to get a few kisses but never got any farther because I had no idea how. I'm 5'6 now and all my brothers are 6'+

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Redpilled energy drinks:
>rockstar
Founded by the son of Michael Savage
>redbull
pic related

>all these plebs drinking sugar free energy drinks
enjoy the elevated cortisol you plebs

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>>36610064
Almost everyday, but with a straw.

I only like Rockstar.

Monster tastes like cough syrup.

>>36611795
I hate using a straw. I rinse with water afterwards to avoid decay.