fembots

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Fembots, do you pass or fail the beauty test?

>>36608143
Too many feels if you ask me.
t. INTP master race

FEMBOTS DON'T FUCKING EXIST

NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEE

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are we starting a fembots feels thread?

>tfw no smelly fembot to smother me with her ass and feet

Scientifically proven to be false. Fembots have no feelings.

>>36608151
all of them are at least slightly pushing on their nose. I've never seen this before but from this image I can't even tell what they're trying to prove

>>36608151
pleas explain

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I'm so tired of being ugly.

This is an original fembot feel.

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>fembot

Get the fuck out you cunt

You will never understand what it means to be a robot

>fall for a robot
>he doesn't feel the same way, even though I thought he did
>want to kms

>>36608701
>fall for a fembot
>she doesn't feel the same way, even though I thought she did
>want to kms

>>36608758
>>36608701
now kiss

origami

>>36608606
>>36608613
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2617690/Are-YOU-beautiful-Take-simple-hot-not-finger-test-thats-taking-social-media-storm.html

http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/beauty/the-finger-trap-test-the-internets-new-measure-of-beauty-20140609-zs1fi.html

Hold your finger so it spand from the tip of yur nose to your chin. If your lips touch, you're beautiful according to gook standards. If not, you should be immensely insecure.

>>36608701
Please describe this robot, not just in vague "well he's nice" terms.

>tfw fat
>tfw stretch marks
>tfw disgusting

>Lolcow won't stop talking shit about every picture you post on Instagram

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>>36608802
>tfw no fat stretchmarked gf

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Fembot here any robots wanna kik?

sorry for blog post but I'm very hormonal or something right now

>grow up non-white in an all-white city
>legitimately ugly even before the whole "non-white = ugly" thing that happens in small cities
>boys ask me out as a joke
>find it hard to make friends as a kid, even with girls, so I grow up to be incapable of wanting to form or forming real human connections
>always wanted to be a Pretty Girl (TM) but couldn't
>barely even considered a girl by anyone I know (although I don't have masculine hobbies or anything???)
>at least a little chubby (BMI around 21.5-ish) throughout middle/high school and early university
>first (and only) bf asks me out after a prettier girl rejects him (he says there was no "order" of selection and I should believe him but it's probably not true)
>date him for a year, eventually break up because I'm so upset about this girl he went on like two dates with
>have a mild drinking problem for ~6 months, don't put on that much weight because it was replacing meals for me/I was too nauseous to eat anything
>eventually decide to stop drinking and drop weight, restrict to ~1000 kcal/day
>now down to 16.5 BMI
>still hideous, the lost weight only emphasizes my shitty bone structure
>eventually I'll start to age out of the period of life where a girl can even be pretty

just wanted to spend at least one phase of my life being a pretty girl.

>>36608827
all of us fembots look the same, huh

>>36608701
Just ended it with this girl I met on /r9k. I wanted to take our relationship further, where we would date with the intention of getting married one day, but she wanted things to remain casual.

It fucking sucks, more than anything. I would've died for her.

>be fembot
>born as straight man
>genetically male
>have penis and testicles
>identify as straight male because robot and don't want attention
>tfw you can't get railed by Chad because you don't have a pussy
>tfw my sexual value is now dependent of two measurements that I have no control over
>no passive interest from multiple people
>nobody notices you
>tfw nobody of the other gender to interact with,
>people actually recognize this as a flaw in straight men
>actually alone
>as a man
>tfw you are a man so you know what it feels like to feel truly sad

>>36608838
That sucks. What race are you?

>>36608865
>marriage

now theres your problem

>>36608143
>tfw found a fembot virgin qt gf
>she thinks i'm the greatest thing in the world
>probably gonna marry her

don't worry girls, just b yourself!
also if you're looking for a robot be forward because I just assumed she'd never go for me and never tried, then confessed to me and we've been tight ever since

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this is an old pic of me if any betas wanna talk.

Any fembots in the midwest? hmu and i'll pound you with my 4 inch benis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV9d6g3bToU

>>36608892
south asian lol

>saying fembot isn't a bannable offence
muh tits muh gina im speshul
fuck off

>>36608151
Well I've got clinodactyly, so my finger's not even fucking straight.
But my chin is big, lips flat and big nose, so technically it matches up.

Anyway
>masters 4 hour neurobiology exam begins in an hour
>month long course
>not even sure how an action potential in a neuron is generated, never mind the areas of the brain etc
absolutely kek at myself

>>36608827
you look 14. no thanks

>>36608957
Lies. Too hot for 4chan

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>>36608999
>>36609000
numbers NUMBERS

>>36609000
>tranny
>hot

>>36608143
my daily feel- i wish my mom hadnt raised me and my siblings in america. i think i fit in more in morocco than in america.

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Can't you all just go over to infinitychan and make a /fem/ board or whatever and stop turning /r9k/ into the female-containment board?

i took that white bitch to starbucks

>>36608996
Asian girls can be really beautiful. I'm sure it's not as bad as you think. Where are you from that's all white?

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>>36608701
>>36608758
>>36608802
>>36608827
>>36608838
>>36608845
>>36608865
>>36608885
>>36608917
>>36608957
Get the fuck out there is no such thing as fembots you are cancer

There is o such thing as fembots
ALL NORMAL FAGS NEED TO FUCKING LEAVE
FUCKING LEAVE

>>36608957
Let's see those breasts ma

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>>36608827
Real "robots" don't use Kik.

>>36609059
by "asian" people mean "east asian". it's just a smaller city, don't really feel comfortable saying exactly where.

>>36608885
Fuck of and stop stealing my man hood you are not a man you do nothing like a man fuck off and kill your self.

>>36609126
What country though?
ravioli ravioli make this post originoli

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>>36609104
Okay
>tfw really horny

>>36609126
>asian
>don't really feel comfortable saying exactly where

indonesian detected!

>>36608957
I'll bite if I don't fall asleep

>>36609175
murica

>>36609208
no lol, I meant that I'm not comfortable saying what city I grew up in. paranoid about people finding out that I actually care about being goodlooking

>>36609189
Yum. Where are you located?

>>36609221

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>>36609189
Well this is just a though to you.

>>36609247
fatass groooss

>>36608151
I pass this and I'm an ugly man

This is literally /soc/ right now

WHAT
THE
FUCK

EVERYONE OF YOU KILL YOURSELVES

>>36609300
But a passable degenerate yellow, apparently.

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Threads like this need to be automatically purged

I fucking hate you normies so fucking much i hope you all fucking die

>>36609287
Where are you right now?
this is soc now

>have a tsundere AF guy in my student corridor
>acts like a douche chad, has all actual chad friends
>actually a virgin
>thinks he's ugly
>thinks he's boring (told me when drunk)
>when something happens to me he's all concerned
>"I never knew you cared, guy"
>"yeah well maybe I was just pretending"
>tell him I don't want to go jogging with him
>yeah well I prefer to go jogging myself
>guy, you directly told me you want people to jog with
>y-yeah well I don't want to go with you
>kek okay

It's living the dream desu. He's just dumb enough that he doesn't think it's noticeable. I don't even want anything to happen, I'm just loving it.

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What if an otherwise-great guy had a dick like this?

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You all are cancer

>>36609189
That's not even the correct date, but those are some nice pendulous tits/10.
Would let them slap my face as I clap them booty cheeks.

>>36608827
Gonna need a timestamp desu.

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>>36609247
Here a butt shot just for you anon

>>36609471
Wanna get fucked rough?

>>36609471
more
moragami

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>>36609456
ignore the date I don't really feel like getting up and taking a pic right now.

>>36609471
>having no ass whilst being obese
well done!

>>36609518
kill yourself

>>36608161
>INTP master race
Why are you cunts such an attention whores, I know our kind is smug about muh deepness, but this shit is beyond pathetic.

>>36609368
Just spam the thread with gore or something lmao

>Tfw pretty with severe social anxiety
>i never had a friend expect for one year in elementary school
>She was autistic
>i never experienced having a boyfriend or real friend
>People only interact with me when its convenient or funny
>the only thing that brings me happiness anymore is the internet
Being attractive hardly helps anything if you can't speak.

>>36609528
You are so plain looking and "attainable"

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>>36608827
your really hot do you have snapchat????

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>>36609471
Thats fucking disgusting you look un seasoned raw chcicken you have no ass you look like you smell like old milk and pennies

>>36609528
cute/10 would show you my anime waifu figure collection

>>36609591
Those feet look... not right.

>>36609580
Any robot would pamper the fuck out of you.

>>36609580
Be attractive enough and people will try no matter how much you awkwardly shoot them down.

>>36608827
Sure If you post Kik I'll message you

>>36609580
Post pics, you are not attractive until proven otherwise.

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>>36609586
You'd look quite cute with a smile. Mind if you'd let me make you smile?

>>36608957
Lol these are the betas you wanted to talk to I guess >>36609544 >>36609596

>>36609591
HOLY FUCK THOSE CANKLES

>>36608838
>>36608996
Fellow SEA fembot here. I'm a midget which is really annoying irl. I know how manlets must feel cause I would love to be 4-5 inches taller.

>tfw you hate talking to strangers
>tfw you have to ask strangers for help reaching things at the grocery store

>>36609734
I've got 4-5 inches for you right here babe

>>36609771
lol, wrong kind of inches amigo

>>36608802

Stretch marks from what?

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>>36609627
I wish.
>>36609633
Ok..

>>36609792
pregnancy duh

>>36609804
Anon a cute. A CUTE.

>>36609651
Your the one trying to talk to an attention cuck

>>36608838

I'm non-white. I seriously doubt you're ugo anon. I think you'll be alright.

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>>36608143
>Chad wont fuck me
Is not a feeling

Fembots are not a thing and there are places for cunts to complain about their 'problems'

>>>/lolcow/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/soc/
>>>/tumblr/

>>36609804
Your personality must be exceptionally shit for you to be here.

>>36609804
that fake smile tho
i know when i see one

>>36609804
99% I'd walk right up to you and ask you out and deal with any sperging.

>>36608838
what a shame

do you have a discord?

you sound like you might be fun to talk to

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>>36609591
HOLY GOD LOL KILL YOURSELF HAHAHAHAHA

>>36609804
I think you're very cute and I would definitely be your bf if you would have me but I know you won't

Try to put yourself out a tad and find an irl bf and if you really can't do that you'll find an r9k bf real easy

>>36609804
timestamp for fuck's sake

>>36609126

US, UK, or Canada. I'm non-white and in one of these places too anon.

>>36609818
Awww thanks!
>>36609833
I hardly ever talk, and when i do i get SUPER nervous.
>>36609834
Because i don't really know how to smile well on camera.

>>36609189

Honestly, are you a trap or not? Also, US, UK, or Canada?

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THATS FUCKING IT. NO. THERE ARE NO FEMBOTS, FEMBOTS ARE NOT A THING. NEVER HAVE BEEN. NEVER WILL BE.

WOMEN ARE NOT WELCOME ON R9K, YOU DUMB FUCKING FAT CUNTS DO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS AND THERE ARE A MILLION OTHER PLACES YOU CAN FUCKING GO AND POST ABOUT HOW CHAD WONT FUCK YOU.

TAKE YOUR DISGUSTING FUCKING BODIES AND GET LOST. ALL OF YOU FILTHY CUNTS DESERVE TO BE RAPED, I WOULD HAPPILY DO IT. I MEAN THAT UNIRONICALLY TOO.

YOU ARE ALL WASHED UP /SOC/ SLUTS WHO COULDNT GET ANY ATTENTION.

>>36609528
You're pretty good looking i'd say, no? idk if my standards are off

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>>36609591
That's really hot I'll show you my tits if you post yours.

>>36609471
>wears g-strings

Slut. I bet you wear it for comfort or so that no one can see your panty outline right? You know g-string panty lines are more obvious dont you?

Stupid filthy cunt.

>>36609918
post disco or something, I'm sure you'll have plenty of 'friends' by the end of the night if you want.

>>36609932
Calm down little billy, do you need me to get you more autism pills?

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>>36609932
>its a virgin post

please

>>36609804
Please be real
Origoni

>>36609952
can you please post yours first you can kinda already see mine.

>>36609970
>friends
you mean orbiters?

>>36609804

You know, people said this place was for losers. I am stunned.

>>36610004
you dropped the all important quotation marks.

>>36609812

Then how are you a robot if you've had sex before? What kind of bullshit is this?

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>>36609979
>>36609978

>le call him a virgin

Wrong bitch. That aside thought why do you girls come here if you obviosuly have some kind of aversion to virgins? R9K is literally a board filled with virgin males who cant get laid and yet you come here wanting to post and fit in when you have nothing in common with the axiom of the board.

You stupid sluts are like a rich person complaining to a bunch of starving Africans over the quality of her food. How do you honestly think you belong here?

Robot: I cant get laid, a gf or so much as a girl to talk to me
You cunts: Chad wont fuck me but I have a million orbiters. I post my tits online to random strangers for validation then get upset when guys call me a cunt.

Pic related, I hope you all get it.

>>36609804
You make me feel very ugly. You're cute fellow femanon.

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All normies need to get the fuck out .this is getting ridiculous you fucking cucks disgust me as soon as 1 ugly chick shows her ugly roastie mug you pathetic cucks swarm. you fuckers make me sick to my stomach fucking kill your selfs.

>>36610029
She isnt, none of these cunts are. They are ugly attention seeking brats who couldnt get any upvotes on reddit or any replies on soc.

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This what an average roasties busted up uterus will look like when shes 30. All those warts will form into cancer.

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>>36609998
Okay that's fair her you go sexy

All these autists thinking any of these girls are actually what they look like in their pics.

I don't trust shit unless I see a timestamp faggots

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>tfw pussy and asshole look like a baby's
>clit is fucking microscopic, makes masturbating incredibly difficult

>>36609979
Why would you post on a board full of vrigins if you arent one yourself? Its like going to /k/ and talking about kite surfing.

Yall are being rude to some very lovely young ladies who have very graciously (and inexplicably) decided to regale us with their presence, now stahp it.

>>36609804

I mean this in the most complimentary way possible but your smile reminds of Heath Ledger's joker. I will dream about going on killing sprees with you tonight.

>>36610079
Ugly disgusting attention whoring bitch. look at yourself. Disgusting drooping tits. Do you feel better? Has that huge void in your life been filled, do you feel validated? You are a literal piece of meat. Every time you cunts post your tits you reduce yourselves to nothing more then you ugly bodies. Then I bet you still complain when society and the 'patriarchy' puts you down. Filthy brat cunt, I hope you die of cervical cancer.

>>36610031
:3 sorry mr virginity :3 :3

>>36610099
Shut youe cunt mouth slut. No one wants you here, stop LARPing as if you are a beta orbiter.

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>>36609932
Why so mean anon fembots feel to i'm just like you guys I just have a pussy.

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>>36609841
>>36609863
>>36609970
>>36610011
>>36610043
AAAAAAAAAAA thank you all!!
>>36609892
>>36609991
Im real, but i look worse now because i just took a nap while wearing eyeliner.

>>36610126
But Im not a virgin.

>Implying you have to be a virgin to point out women are cunts who only flood into male dominated boards for attention

HAHAH you are all truly the scum of the Earth. Nothing more the a cunt.

>>36610095
looks fine to me
originalio

>>36610162
Please post full body nude picture.

It's for science.

Buying Gf
Will pay in love and kisses. Or if you want to be really lewd I'll even use my body to pay you~

>>36610162

You look like a serial killer. Ughngn

>>36610093
They are
>>36610079
>>36610095
>>36610162

We need to stamp these cunts out.

GO BACK TO FUCKING SOC YOU SLUTS.Posting on another board wont change the fact you are a disgusting slut.
>>36610095
Nice wart.

>be shut in
>kinda by choice, kinda not
>somewhat attractive
>have tried meeting people online without showing face to know they actually like me
>people are only interested if they know you're pretty
>just want a nice shut in to pour all my love into
>wanted my looks to be a nice surprise

of course now that I've admitted it I can't meet anyone in this thread, but this is the only place I could complain about it

>>36610162
there's no fucking way

honestly the prettiest girl ive ever seen on this board where the fuck have you been this whole time

>>36610176
You do that I will murder you bitch.

>>36610196
who knows

post your discord

>>36610157

Yeah I guess. But yall are robots by choice. Probably because of being too picky.

>>36610196
>kinda by choice, kinda not
Not kinda anything
>have tried meeting people online without showing *face*
Tits, ftfy

>>36610184
How can i be a slut when i hardly talk to anyone? Much less BE SEXUAL with them?

>>36610162
Post more, nobody here cares what your eyeliner looks like.

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>>36610167
>But Im not a virgin.

sorry i can smell gross virgins a mile away

>>36610204

No he won't. We'll expose him don't worry anon. Just take a picture in front of a neutral place/wall.

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Fembots come orbit me on the discord

>>36610157
No you are not like us, you never will be. You cunts are not lonely and your problems are not ours so piss off.

We hate you, women have rejected us so why the fuck would YOU being the source of our problems believe you belong here?

This is not sad central, its a place for men to come and discuss our problems. You dont have a dick so fuck off and get fucked.

None of you cunts are even virgins.

Go back to plebbit

>>36610204
Why are you here? Seriously, what do you have to gain?

>>36610230
Because you're a female, have had sex, have hd realtionships yet you think you can com here and complain to a bunch oif shut ion lonely virgin men who cant so much as have a conversation with women. You wouldnt fuck any of us, you just want a chad.

Piss off cunt whore. Go stick a pen up your ass and post it on omegle.
>>36610242
So why do you come here then? Hmmm. Answer me bitch.

>>36610261
Did someone forget to tell you? You're not supposed to keep that baby fat after you graduate high school.

>>36610214
it completely defeats the purpose. I'll just get a few messages from people who hope I'm attractive, it won't feel as genuine which is the one thing I care about
>>36610227
what? and no, I really do mean face.

>>36610162
You're still very cute. I look like absolute shit when I wake up, especially if my eyeliner smears all over.

>>36610196
I've actually met some very nice robots on discord without showing my face. I mean, they still probably only like me cause I'm a gril but I don't think you have to be very cute or anything.

>>36610204
>You do that I will murder you bitch.
Why are you larping as some tough guy? We all know you'd pussy out irl.

>>36610261
You're pretty cute senpai.

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>>36610181
>>36610200
>>36610235
>>36610176
>>>/b/

get the fuck off my board you fucking beta faggots

>>36610272
I have been here since 08, when it was a male only board and it was just about 'yfw no gf'. Then your roastie sluts got wind of this place and flooded in craving al the attention you dont have to compete for on /soc/ and tumblr. You are the polar opposite of us, your problems are not even problems. Like seriously how can you expect sympathy from us when you are not only the cause of our displeasure but when you can get sex, friends and happiness?

Its not your fault that ONE guy in a million you want you cant have.

Fuck off you ugly roastie twat. Go wash your cunt.

This place is a male only space, go fuck off to one of the ten billion other sites and boards.

>>36610263
BITCHES are the problem, women are not. I've been alone my whole life, whether you believe it or not. Women = men when it comes to being alone and sad. What really matters is if you have a voice or not, regardless of gender. I was born with an extreme fear of people and for that reason im a social failure.

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>>36610184
Why so mean anon plz stop bullying me this is a safe space for fembots.

>>36608246
Women don't really smell unless there is something wrong with them or they're fat, virgin

>>36610308
Trust me, if you haven't shown your face they have probably already come to the fact that you are either a man or a trap and just enjoy talking to you.

>>36610290
I've never had sex or a relationship, I've only had one friend when i wad in elementary school.. She was autistic.

Every single female ITT has posted her tits on the internet, some even have done it ITT.

Like jesus do you cunts enjoy perpetuating the not meme that you are all just fucked up sluts?

>Huur but we can be robots too, we have problems aswell
>Bitch post titties
>ok *posts tits*

You cunts contribute nothing.

>>36610290
>Being this bumrustled over someone pretending to be a stacey writing 1 line at a time
yeah whatever you say virgin

>>36610305
honestly attractiveness isn't something i think about

it's more tertiary to things such as if we get along, have similar interests, and click

i'm more interested if you're more attractive on the inside than the outside, is what i'm saying

>>36610308
I think its just hard for me to discord. It feels as public as socializing irl

>tfw you have social anxiety online too

>>36608758
I'm sorry that happened to you, I hope the pain will go away for both of us soon it definitely will if we kill ourselves!

>>36610336
>Women = men when it comes to being alone and sad
NO YOU FUCKING DONT
>>36610337
lol IRL roastie. I guess 40 cocks will do that.
>>36610359
Dont care get lost

>>36610330
No, why are you on this thread? Your bitching makes me wanna post even more tbqh senpai.

>>36610337
Holy geeze I am so turned on rn.

>>36610290
i am looking for a partner of quality, not some little dicked asian

I want to di3

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>>36610366
Im not a virgin but you are a stinking roastie whore.

This place belongs to the robots, GTFO. It will never change.

>>36610367
I want to believe you

>>36609804

Age?

>Fuck captcha this is an oregano comment I'm so unique

>>36610398
What are you looking for?
Asking for data analysis.

>>36610337
So hot plz post ass fembot

>>36610413
>tfw "I want to believe you" is origino on here

>>36610398
>admitting to being here for the wrong reasons
This is not a dating board, can you read? There is a huge list on page one, called 'The Rules'
>i am looking for a partner of quality, not some little dicked asian
You think you're gona find it here?

>>36610365
So do you, cunt. :^)
>>36610381
>Get lost
Make me.

>>36610413
i'm surprised that's an original comment.

anyway, my discord is grink#5210. i'd like to hear from you.

If I could I would murder every fucking normie and roastie in this thread im not being edgy i really mean it

>>36610337
im gonna doa cummy out my dicke to this

>>36610359

At least you're not stacy. I'm alright you guys (girls) being around here. I dunno, maybe just make your own threads and say fembots only.

>>36610467
pls, kill me senpai

>>36610366
Im not pretending.
Originalcommentcommentoriginal
>>36610162

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>>36610431
Just for you robot friend if you wanna a special request ill trade you steam games for pics ;)

>>36610413

Don't. You're right about what you've already said. You start your your own threads and not reveal who you are. Just start discussions on things you like.

>>36610355
>and just enjoy talking to you
That actually makes me feel pretty good desu. But since I first started talking to them I've shown some body and partial face pics, nothing lewd though. I ended up feeling bad that they might think I'm larping.

>>36610371
I felt the same way too. I have major social anxiety irl but online it actually seems to be much easier for me to control. It still took me a long time to get comfortable with discord. I like chat though case I can disappear if I get stressed out.

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>>36610442
Um noo I dont, Im not some washed up cunt who hates her father and has no validation from men IRL who has to resort to exposing her hideous body to random weirdos on the internet to feel happy about myself.

I just enjoy burning you cunts.

>Stacey tricks you into thinking gay thoughts
I'm gonna pick you up like a fucking bowling ball if you don't cut it out you minx.

>>36610359
I want to hear more about your 'autistic' friend

>>36610481

An actual gold digger. On r9k of all places. What in the hell.

>>36610514
What games u want pham, you've done so much for my dick already

>>36610515
The thing is, I do. When I get into a conversation with someone and I don't tell them I'm not male it just kinda ends.
I've joined discord servers but it's hard to talk there, like I said

>>36610514

Okay stop right there. You can post freely but don't trigger us with your gold digging.

>>36610535
I only posted my face because someone asked.
>>36610539
She LITERALLY thought that she was a vampire. I went to her house once, and in her room was a pentagram and candles. She told me that she was a vampire and wanted my blood. I hightailed it out of there and thus ended my first.. And last friendship i ever had.

>>36610561

I don't what discord is but around here you can post anything about society general. Just look at the catalog. Start your own topics about your observations, if you get to talking to someone and enjoy then reveal you're looking for a friend. Go on from there. Good luck.

>>36610520
>larping
Listen, robots have already made peace with the fact that you might not be a girl (even though you actually are) so you shouldn't feel bad. If any of them stopped talking to you because of that then they probably aren't worth the time.

Why does discord make you so stressed out?

I thought girls would love the attention they get from being on there talking all the time. Not trying to be rude, just an honest question.

attention fembots:

please be in Brisbane

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>>36610545
I'm sorry anon I just really want to play fallout 4

>>36610561
doesn't sound like a very fruitful endeavor to just toss people into one basket like that

i'd at least like a chance

>>36610653
>I just really want to play fallout 4
Why?

I swear to god I've seen that room before.

>>36610653
I'm all for selling your body and all, but fallout? Damn girl you can do better than that.

>>36610653
Disgusting whore. You are a disgrace to your father and your mother is a slut.

>>36610653
its fucking single player only you dunce just torrent it

>>36610653

Well do you really need to prostitute yourself to get what you want? It's that kind of behavior that makes guys treat girls like whores since they exchange money on dates for sex.

>>36610587
>ywn have an autistic vampire gf

why liv

>>36610481
>I'm attractive
That's not a robot thing to think, you normie

>>36610095
You don't know how lucky you are to be born with a pussy without beef curtains.

>>36610653
gib steam

>>36610610
I have never seen anybody ask for contact info after just having a chat on r9k, and I've been here for years. I'm not doubting it ever happens, it's just not a typical thing that to do here
>>36610658
what do you mean? how am I tossing people into 'one basket'?

>>36610545
What do you expect brother. Shes too goddamn pathetic to get the game herself so instead of earning things she just whores herself out.

Its literally the current year and women have no evolved passed their basic primal traits. 'We is strong and indepedent, I want be CEO!'.

These are the women who will be in charge of things int he future, dumb slut whores who cant keep it together and need to resort to sex to get anywhere or anything.

>>36610481
Just straight up ask a dude "hey, do you mind buying me stuff cause i'm broke?", no flirting whatsoever though, serious face on, treat it like a business deal. Guys love business.

>>36610700
is it really her fault if it works? Instead of shaming her you should probably think about the guy on r9k who is willing to pay for it

>>36610700
>implying women can get things any other way

>>36610653
>reinforcing the truth that women are literally whores.

I domt understand you people. Why do you come here? Why do you look through every crack and crevice? Just leave us alone

worst fembot feels thread ever

>>36610704
Her room smelled like one of those "black ice" car air fresheners and mucus.

>>36608777
acording to this black people must be gorgeous then

>>36610756
>Stupid cunt roastie with shit tits and a busted pus whores herself for free games
>Huur its not her fault

Listen to yourself you pathetic little beta cunt. You are literally defending some roastie cunt who wouldnt piss on your if your were on fire IRL.

>it's another roleplay as lonely femanons for replies thread
>tfw this gets 200+ posts and actual robots get ignored unless they purposely shitpost

>>36609804
Oh my fucking God post tits.

>>36610779
Nice made up word. Just because you keep saying it wont make it real.

Go to /lolcow/ and cry in designated female corner.

>>36610734
you assumed i was only interested in talking to you to see if you were attractive, for starters

>>36610781
was she really that autistic? maybe it was just a prank

>>36610640
>Listen, robots have already made peace with the fact that you might not be a girl
Hmm, I hadn't really considered that.

I originally just wanted to talk to robots for the ego boost and attention but a fair number of them have actually turned out to be very sweet and our convos are interesting so I hope I can give a bit back to them in the form of some e-companionship.

>Why does discord make you so stressed out?
I meant I get stressed out in general and discord is nice cause I can just not come online during those times. Irl you still need to interact with people unless you want to be a shut in, which isn't an option for my atm.

Plus irl I get very anxious holding conversations since timing can be difficult for me to gauge. Online I have the ability to gather my thoughts before having to respond.

>>36610653
What's it like having tidders like that?
>tfw chestlet

Are there actually any fembots in this thread?

I won't believe any picture that is average or above.

>>36610805
>>36610805
>>36610805
But thats the thing its not role playing. There are timestamped pics in her and OC of these sluts. Girls do post on this board and they need to be confronted at every possible avenue. Paying it off as roleplaying will only make it worse.

This has to be the most pathetic thread I've ever had this misfortune of being in

>>36610837
oh, you were talking about >>36610515

I hadn't even agreed with them yet, geez anon

>>36610840
That's a hell of a lot of planning out for a prank...

>>36610734
>I have never seen anybody ask for contact info after just having a chat on r9k, and I've been here for years. I'm not doubting it ever happens,

It's supposed to be a rare occurrence desu. Plus what about all those threads where post there area codes and whatnot. I don't anything about discord but I do know that r9k has people from b, pol, tv, soc, and more and I think the annonymity makes it unique from reddit since your posts don't leave behind a trail. This site is a great dating tool for a young person who is motivated I think. You're young, you should try everything you can as much as possible.

>>36610851
>fembot

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING FEMBOT.

THERE ARE ATTENTION WHORING SLUTS, YES SLUT UNO THOSE GIRLS IRL WHO TURN YOU DOWN AND FRIENDZONE YOU? THEY ARE IN HERE, ASKING FOR ATTENTION AND GETTING IT THEN WALKING AWAY HAVING PROVIDE DNOTHING OF VALUE TO THE BOARD.

BURN THESE WHORES.

>>36610851
Yes, i have a timestamp.>>36610162

>>36610653
man, i really appreciate the honesty in these posts.. it's really refreshing. godspeed based fembot, would've given you games if i had any, i'm just not that much of a gamer these days

>>36610863
Leave the board then bitch

>Actually believing you could have a 'fembot' thread lol

Women:
>Post on board they hate
>Complain that its shit

Nice logic.

>>36610756

Not that it works, but that she literally embodies the meme that all women even today are just fancy prostitutes. I mean damn, do you have any other worth besides your holes girls?

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>>36610677
You can also buy me overwatch, its on sale now

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>>36610847
tfw femlet

why. can i only attract manlets

why do i even try

>>36610902
You misconstrued me you fucking moron, I don't even know how you managed to do that

>>36610887
I'm trying quite a bit, I have plenty of desirable qualities and aren't looking for anything too high. Most of the problem is that fembots never follow up and ghost,

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>>36610901
Pussy whipped traitor.

>>36610351
Then they can't be robots either. You can't be this stupid

>>36610912
How will you ever attract the attention of a 6'3 anon like myself femlet.

>>36610890
Have you ever looked up the definition of a slut? Also, it's better to friendzone you, than be stuck in an unloving relationship where overtime we become bitter towards eachother and break up with not even a chance of being friends again.

>>36610912
It's because manlets think they have a chance with you. I'm 6"1' and have dated <5' before, so don't despair.

>>36610912
>tfw chestlet
>tfw femlet
How much of a femlet are you anon? I recently learned from a robot that I can technically be considered a midget in the US.

I think we attract manlets cause tall guys won't want to breed with us since we'll just cancel out their height genes.

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There is literally a cuntwhore on this thread asking robots for games in exchange for nudes and you weak willed little bitches are giving into her.

Can you not see that this is the literal reason why you are all virgins, in the friendzone, miserable and alone? That this is why western society is decaying?! STOP GIVING HER POWER.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. SHE WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH YOU NOR DOES SHE GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU. SHE WANTS A GAME FOR FREE.

>>36610887
t-thank you for this advice

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>>36610959
Piss of SLUT.

Dirty rotten whore.

>>36610974
I'm just looking at her tits, pussy and ass.
Still waiting on the feet.

>>36610974
newfag desu senpai this shit happens now and then

>>36610847
I see what you are saying. Your statement confused me because I use discord as sort of an escape away from the stress I have in my life. I can go on there to relax and not think about anything for a while. I would think that would be the same for you since you explained how discord is easier to make conversation with others. Perhaps it is different being a guy on discord and being a girl. I can imagine you get a lot more interactions which would also add to the stress.

>>36610969
>>36610912
Post contact info so I can bully you for being smol femlets compared to me.

>>36610890

I agree with you wholeheartedly that none of these women are actual robots, but I don't wanna kick em out through bullying tactics. I think the more different people are here the better. So idk

>>36610908
do you not have a single ounce of self respect or dignity? god youre a sad pathetic human being.

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>>36610912
Why are short men viewed as unattractive? I kinda like shirt men tbqh.

>>36611005
How tall are you?

4chan doesn't think this is original

>>36611017
I am also not a fan of purity tests.

>>36610912

Why is so crazy to you to date someone your own size, your own age? Aye ayye

>>36611033
I'm 6'3, clearly a giant compared to you.

>>36610995
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK BURN BRO

>>36611002
>newfag

Been here since 08, wont keep saying it.

>>36611026
Will you take short guys, or will you always prefer tall?

>>36611026
how tall are you? femlet

>>36610925

Wait, you're looking for fembots? I thought you were grill?

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>>36610925
I agree. Why the fuck do they even share their info if they're going to stop replying after two messages?

Also, this thread is really shitty.

>>36611026
pIease bear my children

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>>36610996
I'm not a slut I just like showing off my body i haven't had sex in like 3 months.

Honest question fembots, why do you dislike manlets? What have they done to deserve this punishment?

>>36611079
Uh, I haven't kept up a coherent conversation with anyone. That was a standalone comment, so you must be confusing me with someone else.

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>>36608143
I want to tell you that as women you can't ever feel the bottom like men do, you will never be able to suffer as we do. Because everywhere you go there is an invisible system holding you up and protecting you. Built by men who suffer to bring a world that you will find more pleasant while you spin on it and try to dismantle it while only harming yourself and others. I will never stop hating you.

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>>36611017
>I think the more different people are here the better

Get out now.

>>36611026
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING 'RATE ME' BOARD YOU FUCKING UGLY. MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS.

>>36611093
your elbow looks like an anime eye in that photo

post soles

>>36611071
I like guys of all heights honestly. Exept for midgets.
>>36611074
5'7

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Robots are such beta cucks that they can't even defend their homeland from roastie invaders. Top kek.

>>36610873
i see

still, i'd like to hear from you

>>36611125
>I like guys of all heights honestly. Exept for midgets.
so like 5'10 and up?

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>>36611093
Could you please fuck off to /soc/ and/or stop attentionwhoring?

I understand that you feel like you don't have worth beyond your physical features, but you're annoying.

>>36611116
I never said 'rate me', nor was i implying it at all.

>>36611026

Have you posted a pic before or are you someone else?

>>36611133
HOLY SHIT FUCKING CHECKED

>>36611125
Ah. This id a good step, but there are annoyingly few women who like shorter men. I'm 6' so I can't really tell you what I haven't heard from others, but I would think some women would prefer not having some scary guy towering over her.

>>36611093
>3 months
>Im not a slut
>Im just showing my body
>Im not a slut

You are kidding right, please tell me you are not this retarded? You are a slut, you always will be you dirty fat assed cunt.

And bros, do you see. These are jst basic whores who cant get chad at this very minute. None of them will ever fuck you so dont fucking give them postive reinforment.

>>36611145
Midgets as in the ones with weird ass heads and baby like proportions. Any height is fine.

>>36611026

Girls for some reason think every disney prince was 6 feet tall. I can't explain why but they want the prince and we want the princess.

>>36611026
PLEASE MAKE A DISCORD US MANLETS WOULD WORSHIP YOU

>>36611151
You posted your photo because you wanted people ro rate you. There is no other reason to do it. Dont think you are being clever or that you can get around the rules because you didnt explicitly say 'rate me'

Dumb bitch.

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>>36608143
I feel it too sister.

>>36611198
I said i like short men, i have no idea how that could translate to, "rate me".

>>36611116

Isn't better having a female audience of our autism rather burning them at the stakes? Girls are not real robots as we clearly see but idk. We gotta be better anon.

>>36611003
Yeah, it's definitely more relaxing than trying to interact with people irl but sometimes I get very busy with school/work and I'm not able to go online for a few days. Then I feel really bad if people have written me and I haven't responded.

>>36611058
Whoa, that's super tall. I'm 4'9". There's a tall fembot on discord that friendly bullies me sometimes lol.

>>36611095
I don't dislike manlets at all. I'll be honest though and say that I like guys that are taller than me, but that isn't difficult to find at my height. I think my optimal height for a bf would be 5'8"-5'11". Above 6 foot gets so tall I feel like I'm always staring up their noses.

>>36610932
well it DOES take courage to openly whore yourself out for video games, i know quite a few girls who would feign attraction instead, which has became a big no-no in society as we all know. Flat out stating "yo, i want some money, so ima get naked for you for a bit, we cool?" is idk more commendable?

>>36611220
God fucking dammit

another one

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>>36610514
>dyke haircut
Disgusting

>>36611242
>4'9"
waddafug

>>36611236
>Isn't better having a female audience of our autism rather burning them at the stakes?

No.

>We gotta be better anon.

NO you stupid fucking defeatist idiot. wtf IS WRONG WITH YOU? WERE YOU BORN WITH BALLS?

>>36611242
>4'9
Holy shit,thats cute as fuck
Post contact info so I can bully you :')

>>36610898
Damn this board is pathetic all you niggers swarm to a above average girl that's just looking for attention

>>36611093
r9k is fuckign dead

>>36611244
I cannot belive this level of degenerayc. You are literally apologizing for a whore.

NO. She can go out and buy the fucking games herself. Shes equal to us she can earn money and pay for shit.

>>36611220
>Im a robot too guys

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>womemes cant figure out how to pirate a single-player game and doesn't have money to buy it
>resorts to prostituting themselves for money

women are a meme

>>36611289
This thread is for femanons dumbass.

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>>36611298
No its not brother, these threads need to spammed and reported to death until the mods have no choice but to pay attention to it.

That cunt is only prving everything we stand for, she is the reason women get raped and get belitted in society. She has reduced herself to a piece of meat, all women do this. Its not the 'aoptraichy' its them and more of robot pussies need to man up and see this.

Pic related, what becomes of little whores.

>>36611332
Well at least people like memes.

>>36608143
just go to fucking tumblr you don't belong here

>>36609734
>>36610969
>>36611033
>>36611191
>>36611242
>>36610912
>>36611095
>>36611196
>all this talk about height and manlets

I'm 6'3, but I'm strongfat and I've never had a gf. Girls don't like big guys nowadays, if you're a skinny hipster even if you're short you'll do much better than a big guy

>>36611373
lose weight you fucking lump

>>36610095
That seriously looks like CP.

>clit is fucking microscopic, makes masturbating incredibly difficult
Clearly you just need someone to give you the licc ;^)

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>>36611339
No thread on this board is for women, this is a male only board so get the fuck out you cunt whore.

>breast cancer kills 30% of women
I wish it was 100.

>>36611026
>>36610162

it this you?

>>36608143
>tfw live in a building with lots of muslim and african men and they hassle me and i feel really unsafe constantly there

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>>36611302
Stop falling for the bait, retard.

We all know that this thread is shit and that chick is a disgusting roastie slut, but your autistic crusade isn't any better.

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Okay, no more games.

How the hell do I get one of you people to like me?

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LOL. Funny thing is she prolly has bigger tits then some of cunts ITT.

>>36611242
Be honest, you don't dislike manlets but you dont prefer them since they are subhuman.

>>36611373
Of course height isn't the main thing when it comes to a girl liking you but you have to admit it's a lot harder for a short guy.

>>36611365

It's a fembot thread. They don't exist but we should all leave the thread and just watch them try to whore themselves for attention from other girls. Would be funny af cuz they won't give each other the attention they want since it's not even possible. Let's take the one thing we can away from them. Okay, no more real robots post.

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>>36611339
>This thread is for femanons dumbass.
Nigga who cares? Women can't be robots ever if your ugly you'll still have orbiters around you all these "femanons" probably get a lot of attention in real life but yet they still come here for more

>>36610196
Out of curiosity, what are you looking for in a relationship?

>>36611261
Yeah, some guys think this is cute but honestly it's annoying af.

>>36611277
Wait, are you the giantess fembot?

>>36611438
>but you dont prefer them
Depends what your manlet cutoff is. If its under 6 foot then I actually do prefer manlets.

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>>36611390
>That seriously looks like CP
I fucking know, that's why I'm letting my bush grow now

>>36611420

don't be a manlet and buy us steam games

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Roasties literally fantasize about this. The complain when it happens.

>>36611420
You don't. I don't like men at all.

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>>36611486
>Don't be a manlet.
Well, I tried.

>>36611479
I'm not that femanon sadly,I'm just a normal anon who likes to playful bully people who are cute and short.

>>36611483
That's looking good. I'd bury my face in that any day of the week.

>>36611389
I've been marginally overweight for most of my life. I'm active, I go hiking, I used to bike to school every day and I still haven't been able to shake it.

I'm working on it harder though, I go hiking for several hours every other day.

>>36611534
Anything else you'd bury in it?

>>36611483
What happened during your development that made you want to be a disgusting cunt whore?

>>36611483
That makes me a little hungry...

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ATTENTION REAL ROBOTS: STOP POSTING. LET THE ROASTIES STARVE THEY WANT YOUR ATTENTION DON'T GIVE IT AWAY FREE

>>36611552
>disgusting cunt whore?
you can literally see my intact hymen in that photo