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share your saddest and most pathetic girl stories
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>tfw girl would date me, break up with me, fuck around with other guys, and then come back to justify basically having a long term relationship with me and cheating
>tfw I put up with several rounds of this
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>be in middle school
>starry-eyed, belief in myself, autistic
>ask out a gorgeous girl
>she says yes
>wave hi to her and her cute little friend every day for a week
>she calls me over at lunch one day
>"Anon, that was fake, we're not going out"
>laughs
>jumps up on the back of a giant Chad
>he walks away
>I learned what a heartless slut looks like
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>go to concert with friends
>having fun
>decide do gtfo of my confort zone because i'm always scared of approaching chicks and that might be why i'm not successful with them
>remember something that my friend said
>"if you shoot 10 times, at least one's bound to hit"
>first time actively hitting on girls
>attempt 9 times
>rejected 9 times
>didn't score
>didn't prove my friend wrong

I know this knowledge is valuable but i have no idea what to do with it
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>invited for drinks with some people
>meet chick 10/10
>friend of friend
>quietly drinking
>only know one person there buying me drinks
>talking
>randomly have a conversation with said chick
>find out shes a mentally unstable sperg like me
>talk about medication and mental disorders
>talk about music
>talk about ours dreams and passions
>has my sense of humor
>start sharing funny memes about suicide
>really enjoying her company
>start exchanging intimate details about each others personal lives
>discussing troubles within her family and her job
>give her some advice
>start to really know her as a person
>move locations from bar to apartment
>talking
>tell her im leaving soon to catch the last bus home (poorfag hehe)
>tells me to stay and shell give me a ride home
>fucking sweet
>initially hesitate but eventually tell her about my depression and struggles in my life and within my family, real intimate shit i would never tell anyone.
>we talk about it she acts like she cares.
>i feel embarrassed for opening up too much because i never do but i trusted her for some reason plus the whole process felt therapeutic.
>shift locations again to another party
>we go separately
>i arrive there & shes talking to a chad
>i know chad
>chad has gf
>talking loudly
>hear sexual content of conversation
>intimately touching each other
>pessimism reassured
>realize she probably talks to a lot of guys
>feel stupid for opening up
>fml just wanna go home
>she seems kinda drunk now still talking to chad
>does she remember that she offered me a lift home?
>shell probably go home with chad and ill have no lift
>check the time if i can still catch my bus
>last bus left an hour ago
>i don't give a fuck anymore
>fuck it continue drinking til alcohol is finished
>leave the party
>hear girl and chad arguing
>Chick found out chad has gf
>start laughing
>she looks at me drunk
>comes to me
>"wanna fuck?"
>acts like shes never met me
>"im going home, see u around"
>never saw her again
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>be me
>crush on female friend who apparently used to like me
>get drunk
>confess my love for her
>tells me she likes me but loves her bf
>rejected
>tfw later on she cheats on her bf with one of my close normie friends
>they're currently going out
>hear my friend talk to her, sounds like a complete bitch
>clingy, treats him like shit, constantly cheating on him
>mfw I dodged a bullet
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>>36608747
Why didn't you go for it? (original)
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>>36607566
>Cute girl asks me to hangout
>Don't respond and avoid because I'm terrified
>Repeat 7-8 times between ages 15-21
>Proceed to be ashamed of being a KV
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HAHA HOW ABOUT I COMMIT SUICIDE FIRST
JOKE'S ON YOU
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>>36609870

love shyness sucks I have it too. Girls like me but im a coward.
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>>36608747
you made the right choice rejecting that whore, anon. Don't be a rebound guy.
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>>36608747
>talk to woman
>tells you she is mentally unstable
>proceeds to act mentally unstable
>offers you sex
> you decline

I just don't see why you are upset, or why you turned down the sex. I mean she offered you a ride at first she didn't offer you her eternal affection.
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>>36609868
fucking her drunk was the last thing i wanted to do. I felt weak for letting my guard down and letting her manipulate me. i'm usually extremely strong willed i think, in the sense that i never let anyone get the best of me and i feel like she did and she fucking threw it in the trash. She didn't even look attractive to me anymore drunk asking me if i wanted to fuck her. I just told her i was going home, then fucking walked all the way. Apparently she was asking around for my number the next morning but my close friend who knows me told her i don't use my phone lmao
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>>36609909
Its a cruel paradox at this point, I'm a KV virgin that avoids intimacy because I'm embarrassed about being a KV Virgin
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>>36610170
>KV virgin
>Kissless virgin virgin
>tfw you're so virgin you have two layers of virginity
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>>36611591
oh god, that's why it didn't go away the only time I ever had sex
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>>36611591
>tfw despite having heaps of sex, still not nearly enough to cancel out all 100 layers of virginity
>tfw many layers of kissless too

why even live
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>>36608116
You only asked 9 girls, he said 10. You fucked up.
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>teacher moves me away from friends and sits me next to qt
>ignore her and just stay silent on my own business
>qt begins speaking to me because she thinks I'm funny
>I'm not buying it so I give half assed responses and try to end conversations quickly
>she introduced me to her group of friends, no matter what I do they laugh
>I get used to it since I just kept to myself
>she introduced me to more people and gets touchy with hugs and all those other strategic female tricks
>one day I feel like shit and try to hide it but I guess putting my head down and pretending to sleep didn't work
>she notices and talks to me a lot and gives me her contact info
>This is where I lose
>Days of talking keeping each other up all night
>why does she care so much?
>she pretty much cured any social anxiety I had by constantly introducing me to people and she seemed to care a great deal
>fall into her trap and am madly in love with her, I'm talking giving the world to see her smile, I'm talking she smiled every day I was around and that made me happy.
>she continues leading me on by leaning on me a lot and interacting a great deal
>confess and get rejected so fast, lightning quick
>try to remain friends but we drifted apart

I hope I never fall in love again
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>>36611591
>>36612205
>>36611619
Sorry guys please crucify me
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>be me
>know this depressed qt cheerleader from school
>reconnect after highschool
>things heat up
>we date
>we fuck (a lot)
>she literally sucked my dick for hours
>redpilled her
>she became as frequent on here as me (10 years 4chan)
>left her because autism
>now my thrill is watching her squirm in misery wondering why I (really don't) hate her roastie guts.


>be me
>9 months later
>still alone but too stubborn to even talk to her even though shes wrapped around my finger
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>>36608747
You made the right choice desu
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>>36608747
i would of done it the same exact way anon.
sorry
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>outside skate boarding like 15
>only one still skateboarding rest of the friends selling heroin
>hot girl they know comes by and says hi to me
>stare at my shoes until she goes away
>pretend it didn't happen while they laugh at me
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>>36607566
>dating girl
>she starts uni in next town over
>20 minutes down the road
>blueballed for three months
>find out she was cheating on me
>finally grow a pair and end it
>tfw now single 5 months
>tfw now sexless 8 months
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>first bf
>everything is fine for first 2 weeks
>weekend
>"netflix and chill"
>he starts touching me
>sperg out and stab him in the ass with my knife
>he throws me out and cuts contact
>spreads rumor that I'm "unstable" on uni
>drop out because everyone is avoiding me

>second bf
>his ex is always trying to get him back
>they go to movie together because I couldn't
>super jelly
>decide to scare her a bit
>end up slashing her across face with my switchblade
>she tells bf
>bf mad, cuts contact
>they get back together, but atleast don't press charges
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>>36613784
What the fuck? How do you justify doing that?
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>>36613806
Justify doing what?
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>>36613806
yanderes dont need justification m8
they're the pure embodyment of love.
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>>36613884
I'm human being, not some stupid anime meme.
And I know I did bad, but in both cases my punishment was too severe.
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>>36613784
>share your saddest and most pathetic girl stories
>first bf
this is why women are shit
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>>36613916
I lower my standards in terms of looks so I was able to get bf. If you did the same, instead of looking for some stacy you could find someone too.
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>>36607566
>At party
>See qt girl
>Don't know what to do as she approaches me
>We start talking about the party that the cops shut down
>Out of lines
>Autism kicks in
>Say to her "heh, atleast I'm not the shortest person here now"

How do you talk to girls?
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>>36613824
Knifing two people. Also
>stab him
>he starts rumor you're unstable
That's not a rumor, thats a warning for everyone who doesn't want stabbed
>>36613908
>he told everyone how crazy I am
>my punishment was too severe
You STABBED him and slashed her across the face with a pocket knife. You're lucky your ass isn't in jail where you belong for assault
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>>36613784
Please be my girlfriend, I need someone who cares this much in my life.
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>friendless loser throughout highschool
>at the end of it, through a long series of events fall in love with a bully
>she reciprocates the feelings after 8 months of me trying to win her over
>we date for 2.5 years
>a year in with dating and she moves states so we basically just skype and stuff, only meet up a few times in months if ever
>one day to surprise her i show up at her new house (knew the address since i bought her shit and had it delivered there)
>her family have no idea who i am
>explain the whole situation to them, they are in disbelief
>she comes home an hour later with her actual bf
>tfw havent dated since
>tfw all women are evil
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>>36614042
Did you at least fuck her?
oregano
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>>36613972
>That's not a rumor, thats a warning for everyone who doesn't want stabbed
it's not fair, I don't go around knifing people, it was just this two incidents where it wasn't in self defence

Also getting stabbed in the ass is not dangerous just painful and you almost can't see scar on that stacy

You would be more supportive if genders were reversed.

>>36614015
dating robots=poisoned skittle metaphor
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>>36614078
with me she was pretty much asexual, like all I did ever get from her was one of the worst blowjobs in my life and she was half drunk doing that. All throughout she was like "you know im not like this" etc etc

last i heard she was 7 months pregnant so not going well for her
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>>36614079
>dating robots=poisoned skittle metaphor
Fair enough. Can you at least tell me where you live?
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>>36614097
Warsaw, Poland
original native
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>>36613784
>spreads rumor that I'm "unstable" on uni
>rumor
Bitch, you are unstable. You startle easy and stab people
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>>36614154
It was literally just one instance. As I said I don't go around knifing people unless it's in self defence.
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>>36614079
>>36613972 (You) #
>it's not fair, I don't go around knifing people, it was just this two incidents where it wasn't in self defence
Waah I shouldn't face the consequences of my actions

>You would be more supportive if genders were reversed.
No
>>36614154
This
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>>36614148
All cyka-cykas are fucking mad in the hat
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>>36614243
>That's not a rumor, thats a warning for everyone who doesn't want stabbed
It's not my fault I'm retarded.

>No
yes, it's been proven countless times that when fembots swap genders in their story they get more support
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>>36614235
You literally said you slashed the second bf's ex
Slashing is equal to stabbing on the crazy scale
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>>36614332
>It's not my fault I'm retarded
No but its your fault you have no self-control and assault people over trivial bullshit
>stab multiple people
>get support
Pick fucking one. Nobody here except the most womanhating virgins would support a genderswapped version of your story. I hope.
>>36614235
Also starting to doubt how many of your "self defense" stabbings were justified. Because you're crazy.
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>>36607566
can i share my saddest and most pathetic boy story???
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>>36614329
fuck of, i'm not some half-mongol subhuman

>>36614352
If you knew anything about knifes you would know this is untrue. You slash people to scare them (obviuosly avoiding arteries), you stab people to hurt them.
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>>36614412
Not helping your case against being called crazy. You don't knife someone unless you are in danger
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>>36614412
I said on the crazy scale idiot
Hurting someone with a knife is about 7/10 on the crazy scale. Most actions on 0/10
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>>36614412
>>36614332
Ahah like you said yourself: you're retarded
Yet pretend to be treated like a human being? Fuck of cyka
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>>36614332
I'd still stab you
>if you know what I mean :^)
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>>36614388
In a few days I'll post gender swapped version and we will see.

>Also starting to doubt how many of your "self defense" stabbings were justified. Because you're crazy.
All 3 of them were justified.

>>36614446
obviously, but there is a difference between ways you can attack people depending on what you want to achieve

>>36614453
I disagree, intentions matter more than acts.
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>>36614537
you knife probably too short
>if you know what I mean :^)
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>>36614553
>In a few days I'll post gender swapped version and we will see.
I'd like to think better of people, but there's enough bitter rage and spite here these losers may approve of you.

>All 3 of them were justified.
Says the person who thinks slashing someone to "scare" her is justified. Either way share them, I'm curious now.

>obviously, but there is a difference between ways you can attack people depending on what you want to achieve
Admitting to assault. Do you believe both instances you were in the wrong?

>I disagree, intentions matter more than acts.
>slash someone
>"I was only scaring her!"
Doesn't negate the fact you unprovokedly ATTACKED SOMEONE. If you annoy me should I be able to slash you?
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>>36614577
My knife would probably make you bleed :^)
>if you know what i mean
>i mean im gonna fucking stab you in the cunt
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>>36614577
Its only 5'9"
>nodachi masterrace
weeb as fuck I know
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>>36607566
>be me a little turd in middle school
>get a "gf"
>i asked her out because she was at a halloween dance my mom forced me to go to
>we kissed
>it was awesome especially since i was crushing on her
>still i was too shy to do anything with her in public other than holding hands and hugging (her boobs were so huge for her age)
>after maybe a month or something she gets tired of me being too much of a beta
>walk up to her sitting next to a goth black chick with piercings
>about to greet them when they pull each other into a deep and passionate french kiss
>mouth agape i feel utterly deppressed and embarrassed
>everyone around me knew i was "dating" her and begins to point and laugh
>one chad says
>hahaha hey his new name from now on is Bad Luck Anon
>mfw

I never got a gf again.
I never got to kiss a girl again.
I will never lose my virginity.
I will never french kiss a girl.
I will never hug a girl again.
I will never hold a girls soft hands again.
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>>36614079
What? People are not ok with what you have done ( and neither with your intentions) ?
>it has to be my gender i can literally do nothing wrong
WHAT THE FUCK LADY?
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>>36607566
>>>36614243

>yes, it's been proven countless times that when fembots swap genders in their story they get more support
Only cuz some dudes THINK about maybe hurtig women cuz they are frustrated and let it out here. That is no real "support" and neither justification.
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>>36614641
>Do you believe both instances you were in the wrong?
Yes, but ruining my reputation over it was too much. Cutting contact was justified tho.

>Either way share them, I'm curious now.

To preface this I'm only 150cm asian lady.

1.
>going back home with my groceries
>two teenagers decide it would fun time to grope me, because both my hand were occupied
>tell them to stop, they didn't
>dropped my groceries and slash one in the arm
>they run

2.
>11 p.m
>waiting o bus stop with one dude
>I turn to check time tables
>dude grabs my butt
>turn back and he turns back on me and pretends like nothing happened
>this happens few times
>told him if he does it one more time his going to regret this
>hear him barely contain laughter
>he does this again
>stab him in the butt
>paper spray him as he turns
>kick him in the balls
>take his phone and wallet and run away

3.
>taking a late tram
>sit beside window
>man enters tram and sits on seat next to me, despite there being lots of free seats around
>he presses his body against mine
>tell him that I don't feel comfortable about it
>he pretends I'm not there
>slash him in the leg, he gets up
>told him that he either leaves on next stop or I'll gut him like a fish
>calls me crazy bitch
>I stand up and swing at him too scare him off
>he runs to back of wagon and stays there until next stop
>then he leaves
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>>36614674
>i mean im gonna fucking stab you in the cunt
this is genuinely cute that you felt the need to explain it
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>>36614963
Not the other guy but ruining your reputation was generous.
I would have called the police, took pictures of the wound.
Personally i would have tried to ruin your life.
From what i can tell if any of this is true, you are spychotic, possible BPD.
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>>36614795
>it has to be my gender i can literally do nothing wrong
I never said this, it's just proven fact that genderswaped fembot stories get more support
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>>36614963
>1
Completly justified, good job
>2
Justified right up until it turned from self defense into you mugging him. You should have stopped after the kick. Instead of self defense you should now face charges for assault and theft
>3
>tell him that I don't feel comfortable about it
>he pretends I'm not there
>slash him in the leg
You're totally in the wrong on this one. Should have warned him you would stab him if he didn't move off of you BEFORE you knifed him. Went from sexual harrassment on his part to assault with a deadly weapon on yours.

All combined, now I'm certain it was best for that guy and his scarred gf to warn LITERALLY EVERYONE that you're a knife-happy loony who needs locked in a padded room
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>>36615151
>psychotic, possible BPD
what makes you think so?

Technically speaking he was sexually assulting me, this is probably why he didn't went police rout.
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>>36613908
FUCKING WHORE I HOPE YOU GET CANCER AND IT SPREADS ON YOUR WHOLE BODY

Fucking women... super easy life
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>>36607566
had crush on girl for 7 or so years never had courage to ask her out one of my old friend fucks her (a good 7-9/10 virgin, very much above my league) and ditches her, doesn't trust guys also thinks i'm still friends the guy him never talks to me anymore

not sad or good enough for green text because life aint that bad
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>>36615208
>mugging
I didn't mugg him. I took his phone so he wouldn't call police on me and wallet money as compensation for stress.

>You're totally in the wrong on this one
If you can get knocked out by literally single punch, you can't take chances. I'm not a mind reader, if someone acts like they are going to assault me, for my safety I have to assume this is the case. If I warned him he could just attack me straight away.

>All combined, now I'm certain it was best for that guy and his scarred gf to warn LITERALLY EVERYONE that you're a knife-happy loony who needs locked in a padded room
these were two separated events
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>>36615224
Resorting to violence constantly leads me to believe you have homicidal tendencies.
Something quite prevalent with people like you.
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>>36615208
Also I'm not a loon, I just refuse to be a sheep.
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>>36615375
>constantly
It was just 5 instances in my entire 23 year life.
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>>36615358
>I didn't mugg him.
>I took his phone ... and wallet
>mfw
Are you really this dense? Oh wait nevermind you're just fucking crazy.

>If you can get knocked out by literally single punch, you can't take chances. I'm not a mind reader, if someone acts like they are going to assault me, for my safety I have to assume this is the case. If I warned him he could just attack me straight away.
You could have drawn the knife without drawing blood.
>inb4 brandishing
Not if you're in fear of your life and/or safety. You stand, draw, and square up. If he doesn't back off THEN you can stab to your psycho heart's content

>these were two separated events
I counted 5 incidents. And you're a knife-happy loony who enjoys stabbing and cutting. Go work in a butcher shop, will help repress the urges
>>36615379
Sheep don't shank other sheep.
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>>36615525
I didn't mugged him. I took money as compensation and throw phone away to prevent him calling cops, skipping judicial system, because in Poland self defence law is fucked up and not only I wouldn't get compensatio but also would probably end up in jail.

>You could have drawn knife
I could, but there is nothing intimidating about womanlet with a knife. They know only that you are serious once you use it.

>I counted 5 incidents
in last 6 years on my life, which gives less than 1/year

>you're a knife-happy loony who enjoys stabbing and cutting
To be fair I do enjoy knifing a bit too much, but I only carry knife because it illegal to carry baton without licence.
Fortunetelly I'm getting my self defence licence later this year so I will be able to carry it and a gun.
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>>36615750
Don't carry a gun. You're going to kill somebody. Stop before it's too late.
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>>36615766
If they thought i can't be trusted with gun they would give me license.
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>>36615408
So were there other times were you felt threatened?
Maybe now looking back on other instances than the ones mentioned, you dont feel as strongly about now as you did when it happened in the heat of the moment?
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>>36615750
>I didn't mugged him.
>I took his money as compensation
Do you not hear yourself?
>I stabbed someone and took their money
>I totally didn't mug someone tehe
You're fucking delusional and a public safety hazard.

>but also would probably end up in jail.
Where stab happy lunatics like you belong

>I could, but there is nothing intimidating about womanlet with a knife. They know only that you are serious once you use it.
Except, you know, the knife part.

>In last 6 years on my life, which gives less than 1/year
Well above average short of anywhere third world or major US cities (tautology)

>To be fair I do enjoy knifing a bit too much, but I only carry knife because it illegal to carry baton without licence.
Fortunetelly I'm getting my self defence licence later this year so I will be able to carry it and a gun.
>you with a gun
I'm never visiting Poland then.

>>36615785
>no criminal record
And I'm certain you're not gonna tell then about all the people you've bled, so why would they suspect you?
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>>36615804
There was a one instance.

I know now, that it was just rather shitty attempt at cold approach, but back then I was pretty scared. Fortunetly for him it was before I got my knife.
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>>36616016
post knife you crazy chink
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>>36615909
I didn't told them, obviously but still I had to go to psycho evaluation.

>>36616027
Just carbon steel Mora. Old switchblade broke during incident 2.
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>>36616051
>I didn't told them, obviously but still I had to go to psycho evaluation.
Easiest tests in the world to fake being not-crazy, especially if they aren't suspicious of you.

>Just carbon steel Mora. Old switchblade broke during incident 2.
Post current knife then
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>>36613784
I FUCKING HATE YOU.

STOP RUINING THIS THREAD AND THIS BOARD WITH YOUR DUMB ROASTIE ANTICS NO ONE CARES ABOUT

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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>>36616110
I have no way of making photo of it right now. It looks like this but different color.
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>>36613784
>woman comes along
>instantly derails the thread

The subject doesn't concern you in any way you stupid attention seeking roastie bitch. I hope someone stabs you with a fucking pocket knife. Just go somewhere else. You do not belong here
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>>36616236
How about instead of giving the roastie attention you ignore it and post relevant content?
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>>36616264
I believe I've been baited. Well done anon, had me going
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>>36613784
I hope you at least got detained if not just goes to show how bias the law is were women can slash and stab people and have nothing happen to them

or you know you are just a man role playing
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>>36614400
le no!, le roasties out!!! le xd69420
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>>36616343
I just don't have digital camera.

>>36616404
Maybe it is but I just manage to avoid getting caught.
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>>36616343
Also if the thread is still up when my mom comes home I will post it, because I have it's photo on her phone.
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>Be 23yo khv in college.
>Girl I've been looking at comes near me and hit on me.
>draw me some big smile.
>clearly trying to say she likes me.
>days pass and work my way to here after first meeting.
>one day she and her friend (mine as well or so I thought) incite me to flirt more with here by implying a lot.
>actually do it.
>she acts interested and flirty so bad even ask me when am I free to go out.
>Ask her out at some point.
>Sorry anon, I was just trying to be friendly.

>tfw got fooled hard, her and her friend were just pulling out a trick on me all this time.


They keep laughing to this day, and there is nothing I can do...
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>that quirky and eccentric girl from class insist on following me home
>repeatedly say no be cause I'm introverted and the social interaction in school is too much as it is
>walk alongside me all the way home anyway, constantly asking silly questions
>stop outside the house in a last attempt to drag it out so she leaves
>go in eventually
>hope no one else is home because me coming home with a girl would be too awkward in my broken family
>drag my feet to my room and start the computer to play some CS:Source
>she just sits on the foot end of my bed, awkwardly trying to talk to me while I semi-ignore her like she's my mother trying to lecture me
>my now assburger diagnosed sister walks past the room and gives me an awkward but mocking look like she's gonna silently bully me about it later
>situation eventually degrades in to territories too awkward and boring even for her and she goes home
>no mention about it the next day, but she still continued trying to "open me up"

Her efforts were in vain tho as I dropped out of school as soon as it was legal and has been a shut-in neet for almost a decade now.
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>meet some girl in late middle school
>damn near feral
>home life is her psychotic mother shouting about how Ra is angry better rev that ass up for a spanking with a 2x4
>and her dad whos so exhausted taking care of mom he gives 2 shits what the daughter does
>not even in school
>for some reason decide i NEED to salvage this person
>manage to instill basic social interactions and table manners
>get her back to school
>angsty shit so zero friends for me and she's awkward enough she scared off the few friends she had
>spend most of the time together doing shit elsewhere cause my homelife wasn't exactly grand either
>fast forward to senior year
>hardwork and her mother finally being institutionalized has turned her into an awkward but functional person
>if i had to pinpoint exactly what our relationship was i guess it would have been school-tier dating minus almost all of the PDA's and such
>spend less time with her more time with my studies and researching uni's
>this was probably the downhill
>finally manage to make the local uni
>see her less do classes and work more
>manage to get a girl to be sweet on me in one of my classes
>realize how good actual conversations are with a girl when its not me doing all the talking and the girl grunting back or saying 1-3 words max
>actully manage to start a shitty relationship with this chick and "feral" chick is non-existant in my life now
>manage to get through uni, broke up with the chick from before, and get on with life
>visit hometown a year ago
>find out the "feral" chick basically shutdown and committed suicide a few weeks after i stopped being a thing in her life
>not sure how i should feel about this
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>friend with girl for about a year
>ever since my break up been hitting the gym
>girl wants to start gym with me
>after a year i feel im physically ready for military service
>girl says she wants to join, i never mentioned it to her she just said it one day
>we start to study and train together
>lately she seems like she keeps putting it off and putting it off
>we were supposed to enlist a month ago
>we put it off to this month
>months almost over, she still putting it off
>i have no idea how to tell her to either tell me if she's gonna enlist or to just let me go alone
>i secretly hope she just takes the leap with me and doesn't leave me
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>>36617230
people should be jailed for wasting such opportunities
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>>36617513
Oh I've missed dozens others. Looking back, my life is just one big regret.
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>>36616343
photo of my knife for a disbeliever
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>>36617585
>carbon steel
>claims to have stabbed a few people with it
>no pitting or rust from this contact with blood
>zero signs its ever been properly washed and finished that might hide this
Nah.
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>>36617331
you killed her
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>>36617637
Arguable. I could have put me entire life on hold and babysat her but she also seemed to be a functioning adult at the time.
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>>36617623
All stabbing was done with my old switchblade. This one is just dirty because I use it in forest and too lazy to clean in.
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>>36617677
My*
Damn phoneposting.
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>>36616935
There's plenty you can do, you're just too beta to do it. Suck it up, chump
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>>36617811
What can I do?

Go and hit them?
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>>36614079
You're absolutely fucked in the head and I hope you get stabbed to death you fucking bitch.
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>>36617928
love you too
I hope you had a nice day anon
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>>36617811
I'm not a robot for no reason.
Sucking it up is exactly what I am doing.


Any help is welcomed, what do you say I should do?
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>>36617331
shiiiit man
i mean, you can't be responsible for anyone else in that way except for yourself (and I suppose if you have any children)

at least you tried
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>>36613784
That is some low quality b8 anon. Try harder faggot
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>>36617331
shit anon, I'd feel bad but at the same time it was her choice to die anyway
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>be me 6 years ago
>meet this qt 3,14 azn
>confessed
>turned out she already had a bf at the time
>oh fuck I'll try later
>few months later some of my "informants" told me that she was single
>I tried getting close to her a bit and she also cared about me a little more than before
>confessed to her one week later
>she already had a bf (again)

in that one week period of her being single she already got herself another BF after breaking up
At that point and probably until now I think relationshit is like reserving a table in a high end restaurant. Or probably I'm just a fucking robot who is traumatized by relationship.
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>>36607566
>be a 22 yo KV drifting through college
>pick up a part time job
>fall in love with a qt 3.14 coworker
>she's already dating some failed chad
>delude myself for months that I can get with her if and when they break up
>she seems to like me so I feel like I might even have a chance
>this whole time I'm pining for her and indulging in romantic fantasies about what our life could be chad is rawdogging her
>he's not careful and ends up getting her pregnant
>they're barely out of their teenage years and I honestly can't see it going particularly well
I hate myself for allowing myself to fall like this. I've become just another orbiting cuck.
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>>36619636
Nah man.
Chicks break up differently then men do.
They usually start the process a week or so beforehand and 7 times out of 10 already have an idea who they'll switching out for.
When they actually use the words "break up." They've been emotionally uninvested in that person for a bit of time.
Its not a queue she just already knew who she wanted next.
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>Be me
>Girl winks at me
>Both eyes ;)
>Mfw never see her again
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>>36607566
>Be me
>20 yo virgin beta
>9/10 redhead falls in love with me
>Not planned, i was just friendly same as she was
>She is 500 km away from me
>Realised she is too good for me
>Broke up with her
> Still had deep feeling for her
> Hope she hates me for what I have done.
Tell me, Is good to broke with someone to protect them from yourself?
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>>36620041
why not just go visit her if she was in love with you?
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>>36620041
What so bad about u ?
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>>36613421
You are originally a normie faggot
Off yourself
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>>36608116
>tfw 10th sally you didn't ask would've been the one
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>>36620189
I could, but it would hurt her much more
>>36620189
I cant describe it, but I would hurt everyone who is close to me.
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>>36607566
I've had oneitis over the same girl for 10 years more or less. Ive tried asking her to be my gf years ago but she wasn't into it and I'm still a KV. She's now bi, into the whole SJW thing, and we haven't talked as much since high school, but when we do talk, my heart rate still jumps a bit and I think about it for a few days afterwards so I know it's still there.
Do I win?
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>>36608747
i'm not a robot but I once was and I understand why you didn't smash but I have one question: what got in the way of the pussy? jealousy or anxiety?
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>>36620469
I've only had my oneitis for almost 5 years
BUT
Get this
We actually sort of had an incredibly minor romantic thing until she realised I was socially stunted. I haven't talked to her in 2 years. I haven't seen her in person in 3 and a half years.
And I've had a serious girlfriend in that time

Despite this, thinking about her still keeps me up at night sometimes
So yeah, I had a chance and fucked it up and never really recovered properly

I think it's an ego thing y'know?
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>>36620041
No its not, they need to make that decision
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>Enroll in French class at uni
>First day
>The class is 70% girls
>Sit besides some dude, can't even look at him
>"Alright so everyone get a mate, but it can't be who you are sat with"
>Awkwardly get up and look at everyone, everyone does the same
>A girl that was sat close talks to me
>Hey, let's do it together
>Alright
>Think "Please anon, don't fuck this shit up"
>Everything goes as planned, we're having a slightly awkward conversation about some common acquaintance, but it's ok.
>Class ends and I'm satisfied with the results.

>Fast forward a couple of classes
>Sit with her in a group of five people
>Just regular french class with dumb games
>Class ends
>Get out of the classroom without acknowledging the existence of anyone else.
>She's walking besides me
>Think "Oh shit, this is awkward, should I start running now?"
>"Hey anon, what are you going to do now?"
>I-I'm heading h-home
>By bus?
>[undecipherable garbage] this time by bus (if you say so)
>We small talk as she escorts me to the bus stop
>Ask her what she's doing now
>Nothing until 5:30 pm
>I desperately want to sped time with her, but don't know how to tell her without being inappropriate
>I just hop on the bus and look out on the lost opportunity

>Now I can't dare to speak to her on class, she just looks away when we are close, it's really awkward
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After months and months of chasing my oneitis I finally got the opportunity to fuck her. She even said "hey anon, if you want to lose your virginity nows your chance." So I take out a condom and realize my dick is completely flaccid. I tried to get her to jerk me off but she wouldn't. Things just got awkward after that. Got to eat some pussy though.
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>>36620041
>Is good to broke with someone to protect them from yourself?
It can be, if you know you're beyond redemption.

Giving a girl false hope that you can be a fully functioning normie only causes trouble further down the road.
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Who /so uninteresting doesn't have any stories worth posting/ here?
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>>36621186
Similar thing happened when I lost my virginity
Except I didn't give up. I was super wasted but kept yanking until it woke up
Couldn't really feel what I was doing and she had to guide it in but still counts

But yeah it was awkward after. She recently finally deleted me off facebook... bants
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>>36607566
>post in a chart thread once
>playing wow afterwards
>sudden skype request
>i instantly accept and say hi
>she says "wow I didn't except you to answer so quickly"
>i'm an autistic robot desperate for a gf what'd you think
>anyway
>she says she liked my chart
>but is not looking for a bf, just friends
>i say okay I'm fine with that
>she says are you sure
>i say yes, but also that I will keep looking for a gf
>she is not pleased but understands
>expect her to be jealous and clingy
>a few days of talking passes
>we play vidya together
>frequently alt tabbing to lurk r9k and soc for contacts
>she thinks I'm distracted
>i just say I'm depressed and want a gf
>she apologizes and says she never should've contacted me
>next day at uni I message her
>she says she should stop talking to me and that she is not good enough for me
>i plead for her to stay
>she cuts contact
>a few days later she messages me again
>begging to talk again and that she will be my gf
>resume talking
>suspect she did it out of desperation and loneliness, not love
>but we are comfy, playing vidya and talking
>watch a movie
>i go make dinner
>i come back and I'm blocked and deleted on all contacts
>ripdreams.png
>a month later I get a contact request again from her
>she thought I was talking to other girls and ''cheating''
>even though we never were officially bf and gf
>i offer to try again at talking with eachother
>she accepts and we talk for a 3 or so days
>one day breaks down and asks why i've been adding other girls
>i haven't
>no proof, nothing
>i tell her that it's over for good now, i can't handle her trust issues

That's it. Now off to looking for a new gf.
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>be me
>reading in library
>"lol so nerdy" girl comes up to me
>asks me what im reading
>she is holding a hunger games book
>tell her to please let me read in peace and that she's being rude for disturbing me
>roastie mad
haha b-btfo'd, right?
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>>36621383
yeah
she's probably one of those girls who posts things like "why don't guys offer to buy girls books instead of drinks?" without a hint of irony

you did good
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>>36621290
Hey I mean at least you sealed the deal even if it wasn't that good. Cuddled with her naked for the night. Then i stopped talking to her a week later and after all these months she still tries to hit me up, maybe we can try it again who knows.
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>>36621383
She must have been really ugly for you to cockblock yourself.
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>>36621447
This isn't even funny, just fucking pathetic, bow your head in shame anon
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>>36621447
She cockteasing you for fun, m80. She doesn't really want you.
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>>36621531
No doubt you're right. I never thought I had a chance or anything like that, just weird of me to push her away and such.
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>>36621467
I am asexual and have a seething hatred for women.
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>>36616236
>>36616266
hahahahaha t. basement dweller KHV's, stop being such a fucking loser and maybe you won't hate women so much.
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>>36607566
>Fell in love only once in my life with a girl I talked to maybe twice.
>Haven't been attracted to anybody else since, since anyone else would be a compromise.
>I haven't seen the girl in 12 years.
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you are all smalltime

>have crush on this girl in my grade
>cute af; dark shoulder-length hair and thighhighs hnnng
>scrolling through her facebook profile one day
>suddenly receive message
>o shit it's her
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>head down to bathroom hear fapping noises
>mom into succubus
>head down to hear faping noises
>see too it storm wipes out the price; hear fapping noises
>mom into succubus
>guy w/ jumpsuit comes from the beginning; tells me to check mail once again
>okay.jpg
>walk back to room feeling dejected
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Anybody else got fooled by a girl in college but me?

It's like these stories only happen in highschool.
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>>36607566
Twice in my life I couldnt let go. The first one was my first real gf, I had a hard time accepting it and called her house a few times trying to talk. This is after she cheated on me I asked her back and she turned me down.
The second one while I was dating this girl I kinda started to have a thing with a girl I worked with and she made me feel wanted in a way my current gf didnt. We talked about it and I broke it off with my gf and tried to date her, cue her old bf coming back and her dumping me like a pile of rocks.

anyway my old gf took me back even though after what I did to her I really dont deserve it not like she is a saint or anything but we are working through our problems by talking about it even if one of us doesnt. I kind of forgot over the course of these 5 years that your gf is supposed to be your best friend that you get to fuck not a separate thing all together.

I still cringe hard when I think about it though. Learn when to let go people it will save you some time and grief
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I can't carry a conversation on with a girl in a bucket. There's this qt at work that works dayshift whereas I work night shift do the only time I see her is when she's leaving. I've at least been able to engage in small talk but can't work up the nerve to ask for her number. Fml
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>>36622545
What the fuck did i just read? Are you having a stroke?
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>>36622545
This is a copypasta now? Doesn't seem like copypasta material.
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>>36617637
He gave her more life years she would ever had.
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>>36620041
I hate this shit. If you're really that bad then she'll end it
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Its a classic that I'm sure has happened to many


>12 yo
>playing around in the street with friend
>2 girls from school show up
>"hey anon can we ask you something"
>"will you go out with stacy"
>initially say no because I'm not retarded and know how this shit works
>long story short the whole group of girls come and pressure me by saying they are serious
>they are serious but they're just playing around trying to set the girl up as she doesn't actually like me but they don care
>so I say yes
>bout 2 hours later not sure whether or not this girl is my "LET GF" or not
>see her in the street playing with her friends
>go up to her and be nice to her
>"Thanks anon"
>gee things are going well maybe we are official then
>"Btw the way anon you know we aren't going out or anything that was a joke I don't like you" she says with a disgusted look on her face

mfw I actually thought I had a chance
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>>36617331
I read this before.

You can either move on or live with a grudge until u kys.
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>>36607566
>be in class
>some shitskin mudshit rapefugee asks girl who would she date if she had to choose
>compares me, only me, out of all of us
>"he's the nastiest, and worst" (in italics)
>feel shitty for the rest of the day
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>>36624087
Not so harsh of a rejection but yeah.
>pestered for a day
>constantly told we'd make a cute couple
>yeah, okay, fine.
>go chat with her
>"i-i didn't ask them for this. They've been bothering me to..."
>"h-haha, yeah. those darn matchmaker types."
>mild disappointment but jaded to the world as long as i can remember so i'd already mentally prepped for shit
>spend that lunch sitting at the same table while the other girls gave us space
>"okay, well. See ya later then."
>"yeaaaah. Bye anon."
Gossip and constant references to us being the married couple ensured the whole situation was awkward enough that we ended up actually avoiding each other to stop it.
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>>36624483
I'm just in a place where i'm free from most shit beyond work now and if she could have held out i actually COULD have taken her in without screwing my future over.
I'm not sure how i feel about it all and usually i plumb the depths of 4chan in the hopes i can gain some different views or something comes to me. People i talk to now irl got their own shit to deal with and kind of just nod dumbly or think i'm some kind of ass for dropping that kind of a bomb when they just want to bitch about workload or their boss.
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>>36624087
Pretty much same story except I was 14 and a bit smarter
>knew she was just joking
>she told me she was joking and looked at me disgusted
>start laughing hysterically
>ask her why she did that
>she said it would be funny to embarrass me
>ask why that would be funny
>"because you're a loser, anon
>realize no one is around
>reach out my arm and grab her neck with my hand and squeeze
>push her against a building
>choke her until she says she'll take it back
>finally she says sorry and that I'm not a loser
>I kiss her
>then I drop her and run
>next day all the stacies are trying to avoid being near me
>they left me alone for the rest of my time at that school
>eventually she told a therapist and I had to move schools
>mfw I actually kissed a girl and all you fags didn't
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>liked a girl at uni when I was a freshman
>she dated a rich fat fuck that thought himself smart and funny, pathetic retard
>she was always giving me the eye on the corridors
>me? shyasfuck.gif
>at that time I spend most of my days drinking with friends I made at the university in a public square near the campus
>at my birthday she appeared there!
>was looking at me, waiting for me to do something
>chickenedout.jpg
>she left with her friend
>I drunk a whole bottle of cheap wine in less than 10 minutes
>passed out in drunkenness
>slept there
>she never looked at me again
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>>36617331
how did she look like? brown hair, brown eyes, slim?
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>>36624766
>playing spin the bottle

>hot girl is about to give me a real snogging
>her soft lips touch mine and I feel her tounge in my mouth for about 2-3 seconds
>she quickly recoils and explaims "I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T"

it hurts but atleast I got to feel the tongue of a 12yo prime roastie when I was 12

>mfw
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>>36624830
Brown hair, anorexic when i found her(neglect) and barely above anorexic levels after adjusting, short(lack of serious nutrients for a nice chunk of puberty probably fucked her there)around 5'2-3", with hazel eyes, and naturally pale(burned worse than a ginger).
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>>36624716
Well you can take pride in the fact you had a unique experience and couldn't go through it to the end due to your own choices and deal with what you have at the moment or think hard for nothing and only get worse.
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>>36625087
what did you guys do together in your free time? im interested because i met someone similiar, but after i tried to gf her she avoided me (now she has a bf and i hate her so much for that)
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>>36614794
Hey, Brian.

origansl
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>>36625205
We did what every pair of teenagers our age wanted to do. It was a nice escape mechanism.
Otherwise we both liked to read, play video games, or sit around doing jackshit cause we usually had nothing to do all very quietly because conversation often led to panic attacks.
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>>36625318
So you had sex? Sorry, dummy here.
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>>36625332
Correct.

Original comment numero uno.
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>>36625367
How was it like? Tfw khv
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>>36622545
idk what to feel about this
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>>36625433
I'd be lying if i said i didn't have fond memories of it but very very awkward.
It gradually became less pronounced but initially prolonged contact would set off a panic attack outside the basic mechanics. Hold her hand too long, trying to be ontop, anything happening near the face, anything resembling you closing your hands around something(hand holding, around a wrist or shoulder), same for your arms so no around the waist or back anything unless she could lean forward to get out. All of it on some unspecific time limit ranging from 0 seconds to maybe 5 before an attack would set in.
Always found it weird though because outside that for basic social interactions she'd get an inch away from your face until she learned that wasn't acceptable.
Towards the end she didn't have issues with things like an arm around the waist or shoulder or sitting shoulder to shoulder but that was about it. Everything else i had to make sure she wasn't bodily tensing in preparation.
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>>36613298
>Makes effort to be friends with male
>Not even romantically interested
Why do they do it?
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>>36621006
>>I desperately want to sped time with her, but don't know how to tell her without being inappropriate

Yeah, you gotta get that figured out.

It needs to be quick, casual, and confident. Like for example: "Hey, wanna hang? I'm headed over to [place]." Then, if she doesn't say anything immediately, say: "Hey, no problem, catch you later." and then immediately walk away briskly.

No mopey stuff. No standing around looking like you don't know where you want to go. No standing in the corner silently watching everyone. No hesitation. Say everything fast and clipped. Walk fast and act like you've got somewhere else you need to be. When you're sitting, don't look around much, or if you do, make it fast glances. Always be busy doing something -- idleness is not a good look.

If you ever want to get bold with a girl you don't know well, make it a statement, not a question (like for example, say: "hey, we should hang sometime"), say it fast, do not expect any response, and just walk away. You're just planting a seed -- give it time to grow. The faster and bolder you do it, the less creepy you'll be perceived. Creepiness comes mostly from bad timing -- it's saying something meekly and then standing there staring and looking desperate for a response, like a molester carefully sizing up a little girl. Creepiness is being the real-life equivalent of texting "please respond".
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This board is full of hopeless romantics.
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>>36614079 (YOU)
fuck me harder daddy,
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>play a game
>lose cause friend is bad at it
>gib chocolate to crush some other day cuz we lost and I didn't mind keeping my word
>the turn of unexpected events makes me run away from her like Sonic
>these weird shenanigans continue for almost 2 years
>toned down for 2 other years but enough to keep my oneitis

>girl keeps looking at me daily regularly during classes
>it gets worst when I sit where I face the teacher and see her unless I blink
>lasts only a year (thank god)
>still did it for 4 years overall

>girl asks through where I head home
>it's somewhere along where she's heading
>intersection towards my home and her destination
>excuse myself instead of walking her due to feeling like puking despite starting to like her
>she kept talking to me randomly in class and I figured she's a busy person outside classes so I never considered her a potential gf almost at all

Others are too irrelevant, except this one girl that suddenly noted she'd do more than that when the class joked about me helping her and she'd have to reward me with something intimate. Forgot what it was by now tho.

I never pursued girls. I never seemed to care about rejection. What is the problem is probably the fact I get worked up too much and fear potential intimacy and/or that they will learn what person I truly am and find me repulsing when I thought I could do better but not likely.
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>>36623454
abstract copypasta
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>>36607566
I told a girl I loved her at the end of HS despite not going on a single date and basically just talking on and off for slightly over 4 years.
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>>36610118
She wasn't behaving like a mentally unstable person though...
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blog coming because I'm drunk and bored

>be 22 kv, no friends since years
>barely worked, huge unemployment rate in my country
>spend all my day sending CV and all night doing nothing
>depressed since years, mostly due to my social retardation, shitty family relations, lack of social life since high school, terrible recent life decisions and no job. All my days were for years waking up, lurking internet, playing videogames and going to sleep, every time with less interest
>looking for a job I got an offer to make a dealer course and work at the local casino, doesn't fit me but I needed a job so I went to the interview and passed
>lots of young people in the course, many qt normies
>There's one that I didn't even pay attention to at the beggining, but halfway the course we run into the same table to practice chip splitting, we chit chat and have some laughs. Since then she sticks with me on the gambling tables, we chit chat and irk eachother
>next day in the bus I find myself thinking about her, specially about her eyes
>like literally I can't stop seeing her eyes in my head, like when you stare at the sun and the burnmark stays there
>can't sleep, when I finally fall asleep I dream about her
>really stressed and confused, terrible lack of sleep. I've never felt like this, not even in high school where I fell a lot in love with girls, but not to the point of not being able to sleep, and literally think 24/7 about her. The prolongued lack of sleep has quite a toll on my mental and physical health
>as the end of the course gets near, I get more and more worried about the job and being near her, I'm literally obsessed with her
>start investigating her online, telling myself that if she's the dumb, cheap slag that I think she is I will stop being interested in her. I find her fb and ig, she is indeed quite a slutty, normie slag, but instead of stopping being obsessed with her now I had a folder full of her pictures to stare at every night
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>Although I never got any calls for interviews ever, one week before finishing the course I get a call for an interview to work abroad in a field somewhat related to what I studied, and at the same time continuing studying, and I also got another call to work during christmas in my old job (easy money)
>nervous as fuck, I spend the whole texas hold' em class thinking what to do. Either join the casino or save cash with the christmas job and then go live abroad.
>I try to think rationally and tell myself that the casino is not for me, and also the workers don't last more than a couple of years mostly during the stressful conditions and shitty schedules. Also I'm quite shitty with calculating chips. On the other hand the girl is getting in.
>after a long long class I tell my peers and teachers I'm going abroad instead. Bid farewell to all my colleagues, all the people (including girls) hugging me, or kissing me, and wishing me good luck. All but her, which leaves before me
>I leave behind her and tell her "jokingly" if she comes abroad with me, she smirks and tells me no way. I tell her I'll ask her again a couple of years later when it all goes good there and I get good money. She tells me goodbye and wishes me good luck, but no hug, no handshake, no kiss, nothing
>get on the bus, suddenly I feel like crying, barely can contain myself
>stop at a supermarket, buy whisky. At night I start drinking in my room (I barely drinked, aside when going out with friends very rarely), looking at her pictures
>I suddenly start crying, didn't cry since about 14. Feel so dumb my cries get mixed with laugh, totally drunk and talking to myself out loud, explaining to myself how stupid I am
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>>36607566
>spent a ton on a steelers jersey for oneitis who was a superfan
>even had it fucking signed
>thinking some grandiose gesture of nice guy bullshit was going to finally win her heart over
>she's weirded out as fuck about the whole thing
>die inside
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>me 28, now
>have had probably 200 tinder matches
>have about 2 dozen girls message me first and start conversation
>reply for like 10 minutes
>lose confidence for no reason
>stop replying until they unmatch.

And this, lads, is why I'm never getting laid again.
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>>36627061
This a good story man. Reminds me of the movie Cinema paradiso just in terms of sad levels
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>>36625990
I did that one too.
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>>36627061
>since that day I start slowly drinking alone at nights. First just a glass or two at weekends, after a couple of weeks almost every night, else I can't sleep (and when I drink enough to sleep I still dream about her, and that is for months)
>as the months at my old job continue, the time for the interview to work abroad gets closer. My contract in my old job is over and I have until the interview a month left
>Totally destroyed because of the lack of sleep and hangovers, my head hurts all day, I'm fatigued and I keep thinking after almost half a year about her
>I find out the casino makes live streams of the tournaments. Also find out online where she lives, her family, father business, school, friends, dog, tattoos, everything
>after checking every day, she finally appears in one, spend all the night watching her and drinking alone, since then I check every month for streams
>Can't handle the lack of sleep anymore, decide to kill myself if I don't pass the interview. I research suicide methods. First I think about the exit bag but due to complexity is too hard to get the materials without my family finding out. Decide to go for the hanging (executioners version for faster death). Buy sturdy rope and look for good places in my city to hang myself without people finding me until a few hours after my death
>the day of the interview comes, there are lots of candidates and it's the typical group interview thing with tests, trials and all that human resources crap. I try my very best to pass every test and stay at the top, because I'm absolutely determined to hang myself if don't pass
>I get called for the second part of the process, the personal interview
>i've never been so nervous in an interview before, but I try my best to not appear to, and sell myself as best as I could
>next day I got a call, I got the job, feel a huge relief, as if I just avoided a car crash or something. For the first time in about half a year I sleep good and without drinking
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>spend next 5 months doing a language course with the other participants
>tried to drink less, and started hanging out with the other participants a little. Although I kept cyberstalking her and boozing quite a lot it got somewhat better
>near the end of the language course I have a "relapse", I even end up wandering around (sometimes still a little drunk) her neighbour and outside the casino almost every day, hoping to """"casually""" see her. I start drinking heavily again
>a couple of days before finishing I swear I see her in a hairdresser in her neighbour, can't see her face but I can recognize her hairstyle which drives me after her eyes so mad.
>About to get in the hairdresser, before opening the door I see myself reflected in the glassdoor
>smelly, scruffy, unkept, with hangover. I look like a hobo or a junkie
>don't open the door and get away from there fast, don't stalk her the remaining days
That was on 2015, now I'm still abroad. It's not as good as they sold it, which I already knew before accepting, but still I'm much better than before. I share a flat with another two participants from this project and they became very good friends of mine (didn't have any since I ended high school). Doesn't matter if I stay here or I eventually return to my country i'm growing my CV as I would've never done if I stayed there. I also don't drink as much now, and I don't have those suicidal thoughts anymore. I still have trouble sleeping (I always had, since childhood) and I drink quite a lot on weekends, but not whole bottles like before. There I was a dependent useless mama boy and now I'm quite independent, much more than most people I know. I'm learning a third language and I'm slowly building a career and a solid CV for my future
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>>36627170
I still look at videos and photos of her sometimes, but not in the same light. I actually feel quite in debt to her now. I was quite fucked up way before meeting her, she just made me realize how much of an autistic loser I was, and made me actually want to change it, and gave me the strength. She made me speed up to hit rock bottom and break down, and now slowly try to pick up the pieces, all without her even realizing. Sometimes I want to tell her, but for the sake of both of us I avoid all contact with her, I don't even want to return yet to my city, I went once for christmas and I had a terrible relapse. I want to let her live her normie life far from me, unaware of how close to such a freak she was. If I actually manage to sort myself out, it will be thanks to her
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>girl adds and messages me on social media
>we shoot the shit and get to know each other a little
>friends push me towards showing interest in dating
>she actually takes my flirting well and flirts back
>holy crap this flirting thing is not hard at all
>huge boost in self esteem
>friend takes a look at her profile
>points out how obviously fake it was
>realize that the whole lesson about beeing urself and how flirting is not scary was just bullshit
>for all i know i could have been completely sperging out and whoever was on the other side would lead me on anyways
>self esteem drops to even worse levels than before
>mfw this isn't even the first time I've been catfished
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>>36614332
>fembots
Fucking leave
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>>36615525
You're not from this board, are you?
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>>36608747
Never trust the vaginal Jew.
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>>36607566
Hi I just need someone to tell me I'm not crazy.
So my friend is dating/fwb with this girl. She is pretty slutty. First time I met her she offered to suck my dick in exchange for pizza. A few weeks later (she started seeing my friend by this point) she gets high then grabs my dick and looks up at me while licking her lips. Earlier this week she sent me a video of her topless (camera was pointed so I couldn't see her tits) while singing Bedrock. So tonight I text her and ask if she and my friend are dating or just hooking up because I don't want to do anything with her if she is dating him. She texted me back and said she is not dating him but that me and her are just friends.
I'm not crazy right? She is very obviously flirting with me. Is this the apex of feminism, where a girl only knows how to communicate by making overtly sexual suggestions?
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>>36627446
She is a whore and you are a shit friend with no honour.
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>>36627501
Because I told her I wouldn't fuck her while she was dating my friend?
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>>36627446
she just wants the attention
girls like to be desired

you might be able to get her if you keep your cool for a while longer, but it's probably not worth it
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>>36627446
>>36627628
Also, tell her that friends don't grab each others genitals and send videos of themselves dancing topless to each other

It will either result in some flirting or she'll stop like a whore around you
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>>36627524
Yes you hedonistic cretin.
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>>36627628
The three theories that make most sense to me is that
1. She is a whore who wants attention
2. She was trying to play it off so as to not appear slurry
3. She thought my friend told me to ask for him and thought I was trying to trap her into saying she was flirting with me.

Idk but women need to stop playing games that don't make sense to anyone else.
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>tfw 21 year old virgin
>tfw 10/10 girl out of my past randomly gets in contact with me out of the blue, asks if I am single, says she wants to come over to have sex with me. athletic redhead yoga teacher chick.
>She drives 9 hours to come screw me.
>fall hopelessly in love with her.
>Too autistic to show her my feelings at all. Can't get over the feeling that it's all a trick or I'd scare her off.
>she finds some navy chad eventually and gets married.
>29 now, live alone with my cats and hate every day of living.
>still hopelessly in love with her. no girl even notices my existence.
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>>36607566

I have a few

>girl flirting with me heavily
>asks me to fuck over Facebook
>"h-hahah mb go on a date first?"
>haha sorry anon you aren't ready for this"
>agree to meet up with her later for drinks at a gig and my friend/her friends come
>my friend busts out his fucking pokemon binder he brought with him and shows her Misty's tears and says he wants to fuck her
>she gets weirded out and fucks some other guy

also, this story is R E A L

>Girl at college sees me at common room
>anon, let me take your virginity
>flustered, walk away
>she later messages me on Facebook
>complain to her explaining my benis is small and I'm insecure
>whatever gayboi
>don't fuck her

and now 3 years later I'm a virgin because of insecurity and intimacy issues and prolly will never fuck anyone : )

I have more stories but these are the worst off the top of my head
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I told a girl to call me her daddy

>both her parents died in double suicide
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>new years party 2015/16
>one of my friends is talking two girls
>he's got a hand on both girl's knee
>sit next to them, hands to myself
>its mostly them talking while I sit there, occasionally speaking in short sentences
>the host of the party says where gonna all go down to the beach to watch fireworks at 12
>the time comes to start walking
>my friend takes the chubby one by the hand
>blonde is walking right next to me
>can't think of anything to say, notice friend is holding hands with that girl
>in a mocking tone "aww how cute they're holding hands'
>blonde laughs at my lame humor
>then starts holding my hand
>get to the beach
>we're sitting down on the sand
>3,2,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
>surrounded by kissing couples
>im just staring dead ahead, really wanting to kiss her but too afraid
>I can feel her sort of shuffle a bit closer, practically leaning on me
>it might have only been about 30 seconds, but it felt like a few minutes, you know how time gets
>sudden wave of confidence, I face her, she's facing away
>I put my finger under her chin to point her face at mine
>kiss her, have no idea what the fuck im doing
>On TV people open and close they're mouths right?
>I break it off for some air
>She says "sorry I dont have much practice"
>Oh god how perfect for me
>But instead I say nothing, do nothing
>Just sit there, still holding hands
>walk back to party host's house
>she walks right away from me
>want to approach her and talk and kiss and all sorts of other things
>no idea how to initiate
>later see her holding hands with some other dude
>"oh okay" I think to myself
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>>36621336
im desperate enough to keep trying with this girl honestly.

//jealous
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>>36624766
you are legendary
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>>36613421
Kys you cunt
You don't have a roastie if she's based and loyal
I hope you die alone
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>>36628112
Dude, that's fucking hilarious.
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>>36613784
Weak bait
So obvious
Lurk moar
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>>36627677
invite her over to play videogames if you wanna smash
"since we're friends and all..."
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>>36627446
inform the friend on this
he'll realise shes a whore and ditch her if he has more than 2 brain cells

whore is now single

fuck her all u want

its not that hard
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>>36628258
>>later see her holding hands with some other dude
>>"oh okay" I think to myself
too relatable...
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>crush on qt
>get her hat with her name on it
>says it doesnt fit
>was a one size fits all
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>>36628666
Checked. But seriously a hat/? that's gay, dude.
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>>36628650
this is terrible advice
she'll deny it and the friend will believe her because she's fucking him

all this will lead to is the guy being alienated and ostricised by his friend group after the girl makes up that he acts really creepily around her
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>>36627781
message girl asking if she still interested in that u never kno and wtf do u got to lose
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>get everyone at work a xmas present but really just wanna get oneitis her gift
>found gift unopen in the dumpster
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>>36628712
ouch
did you do something to warrant that? people don't normally just throw gifts away

either she's a huge bitch and isn't worth you lusting after, or you're *that* guy
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>>36628692
friend is a retard then, anyone can spot a whore like that.
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>>36628769
Have you never had a mate fucking a whore?
Guys become idiots when their access to pussy is threatened
That's why the "bros before hoes" thing had to be said so many times. And idiots still forget it

It's an evolutionary thing probably
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>>36608747
Bullet dodged there pal
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>>36628694

which one? The one that asked me to fuck IRL straight up was nice to me when I saw her and she was drunk, but that was a long time ago and last time she hit on me a big farmer tried to hit me... I'm a gentle hobbit-esque being.
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>>36607566
>Friends with woman since high school
>Fast forward to end of college, still super close friends
>She meets some guy from a different uni, they start having casual sex
>Last time I see her, we get really drunk and have great sex
>Now I miss her; Now I know what I could've had and I've lost a very close friend since she moved to Maryland for grad-school yesterday

Fuck my life.
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> 6th grade.
> Cute girl asked me out.
> Said no, because she was a cheerleader, and I had Mean Girls on the mind.
> Said girl ended up getting pregnant with some Mexican manlet in high school.
>MFW.
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>>36628874

If she gave it to him in college she was giving it to other guys in high school and laughing with them about you in the sweaty cum covered post sex glow
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>>36627197
Jesus christ why did you get so obsessed with her? You werent even that close. Never think about her again
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>be 24yo HHKV
>see fembot who mostly keeps to herself on phone or laptop at food court
>short hair, wears Nintendo tshirt, purple sweatshirt, and autism shoes every time I see her, think she's a qt
>fantasize about dating her
>start stalking her on campus
>am too much of an autist to ask out a fellow autist
>last day of classes
>don't actually have class today bur come to campus to see her again
>see her sitting alone on laptop & phone in her usual spot
>try for two hours to think of some way to break the ice
>decide I probably wouldn't even be able to hold a conversation with a fellow autist
>leave defeated and wanting to kms

And that's how my day went today

FEMBOT IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE FORGIVE ME

She probably doesn't even know I exist or browse 4chan
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>>36607566
>share your saddest and most pathetic girl stories

My most pathetic story about a woman involves one I befriended my freshman year of college. I found myself the only male in a circle of female friends. Most of them had never dated. Things are different now; nearly every one of them has found a partner in the intervening time. Nature saves the vast majority, redeeming all but the most repulsive. I suppose it's quite true that the Devil claims only the hindmost.

However, the story involves the one member of our circle who was experienced. She had a boyfriend who was still in high school at the time. Sadly, her consort was not quite as infatuated as she was and, in her absence, starting sleeping with this woman's dearest friend.

It was obvious my friend was devastated by that, but she refused to admit that. To console herself, she offered up empty hymns to the supposed beauties of polyamory. That her boyfriend was fucking a younger and more attractive woman didn't mean he loved her any less. Love isn't selfish, after all.

One afternoon her facade cracked, the mantra she had repeated to herself finally rang just as false in her own ears as it did in everyone else's. She broke down in tears, wailing that she desperately wanted to appreciate the virtues of free love but found herself too weak to delude herself any longer. I watched a woman castigate herself for wanting to be authentically loved just as all people do. She was at long last waking up from a prolonged dream, her illusions dying around her, and was left with nothing save the realization her beloved considered her nothing more than a toy.

A moment after shedding her tears, she blamed herself for being too childish to appreciate love in its purest form. Having committed the sin of waking up, she repented the next moment and tried her best to recapture that pleasant dream in which, despite all evidence to the contrary, she was actually loved.
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>>36628357
I thought I was too. It wasn't even me. It was her. She would leave, I'd get heartbroken and she'd come back. Accuse me, never believe me because she has trust issues, and leave again.

It was a great clingy obsessive gf, but too many other issues.
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>>36629624
>fembot
>nintendo t-shirt
>sweatshirt
She's just fishing for thisrsty beta cucks like you. Trust me, it's not worth it.
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>>36607566
>date flawless qt for 5 years (16-21)
>become an alcohol
>qtgf becomes distant
>notice the distance and talk to another turboqt
>qtgf sees snapchat sand ends it
>"turboqt" shows heavy interest we bang a few times, she wants to get married et;al
>she loses interest and now we only talk to keep our snap chat streak going
>she says it's because she can't handle me when i drink

Tfw lost everything now, no friends, no qts, i have nothing and spend my time drinking watching MRE reviews on YouTube until I black out

CEST LA VIE
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>worked at a grocery store
>some girl told me she got into a fight with her husband
>told her to make up
>i was nice enough to give her a ride home
>the next day same thing
>she was a cockblocker
>i was happy when she got a new job
>every girl i said hi to she would ring the boss because i was talking to a girl
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>>36631117
People like you disgust me, being handed the world and fucking it up because you're too stupid to realize what you have until it's gone
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>>36614042
>(knew the address since i bought her shit and had it delivered there)
>i bought her shit and had it delivered
You poor son of a bitch... she was off fucking some dude and leading you on for free stuff.
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>be me
>22 year old NEET
>live by myself in condo
>new neighbors have a daughter
>17 year old virgin
>cute as hell
>out of my league
>find out she's dating an acquaintance of mine
>he is cheating on her
>I proceed to create a throwaway FB to warn her
>didn't want to use my own, felt creepy
>end up talking to her on that account
>she makes a lucky guess and figures out it was me
>we hit it off and eventually start 'talking'
>much awkwardness ensues
>she learns that I have always dreamed of blowing glass
>introduces me to her friend who blows glass for a hobby
>begin hanging around with him
>she invites me to go watch a friend of her in a play
>I timidly attempt to hold her hand
>she seems to snub me
>I sperg out

Continue?
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I've just got to say, that tiny Asian who knifes people is just so damn adorable. I'm a huge black guy so if you knifed me I'd just backhand you and maybe tie you up for an hour or so.

Don't let anyone tell you that you shouldn't knife guys who get too close, slash em all!

You sound like a character in a Murakami novel <3
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>>36631367
You are way too old for her, but continue please.
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>>36631367
>I felt like a stupid creep for making a move because she was so much younger than me
>after the play we awkwardly go our separate ways
>get text from her later asking what my deal was
>I explain that I thought it would be cool to try to hold her hand since her friend was giving off the impression that she had been talking about me a lot
>she explains that she didn't know that's what I was trying to do
>feels.jpg
>got the impression that she felt bad and that she would have held my hand if she had known
>we continue talking 24/7
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>>36607647
Currently going through this. I keep forgiving her and eventually accepting her back, but this is the third time she's left me for another guy. she's the sweetest girl once we're talking and then she'll go to a party or something and we have a huge falling out. She is pretty normie though.
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>>36631539
>this continues for a few months
>Christmas comes along and she makes me a card saying how glad she is that we're friends
>I go on /b/ to ask if she likes me or not
>of course they tell me I had no chance and that she thought I was a creep
>get all self conscious but still keep talking
>we start going on walks to the local lake and walking through the nature trail
>one day it rains
>I share my jacket with her, both bundled up underneath
>sitting side by side, super close
>at this point, it became clear that she was into me
>eventually bring her home to meet my parents
>first kiss outside my parents' front door
>feeeeeels good
>eventually it's clear we're 'dating'
>Valentine's Day comes along, we both make extravagant cards for each other
>official.jpeg
>this was 2013
>we tell my parents she turned 18 exactly 6 months before she actually did
>"Halfy birthday" dinner at Greek food place (papa Pavlos in stk)
>parents fucking adore her
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>>36607566
>everyone knows how absolutely insane my girlfriend is

shes waay younger than me and im a failed adult.
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>>36631666
>her parents HATE me, with good reason
>they try to stop her from seeing me
>send her up to Washington for the summer to spend time with her brother
>texting 24/7, talking daily
>I manipulate her into coming home like the controlling faggot i am
>she comes home shortly before her 18th birthday
>her parents find out we're still hanging out, but can't do much because they knew she was about to be an adult
>she has some family problems that eventually give me the chance to manipulate her into moving in with me
>all is good, feels like a dream
>she starts taking classes at local junior college
>I realize that I will lose her if I don't get my ass into gear
>I enroll the following semester
>all is going well
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>>36631783
>I begin to get cocky and fall back into some old habits
>start doing illegal shit to make money
>she starts looking for work because she doesn't like the idea of me hustling to take care of us
>my friend says he can get me a job at the supermarket he worked at (raleys)
>looking back on it, I should have taken the job
>offer to give it to her since I would have lost my NEETbux and she didn't have any income other than financial aid
>she works ~16 hours a week and goes to school full time
>I'm still a loser, unemployed and not even blowing glass anymore (long story, but basically I got dude addicted to opiates and he stopped teaching me)
>she stays by my side
>she truly loved me
>she puts up with my pathetic self for 3 more years
>constant fighting
>99% my fault
>begin hating myself more and more
>endless cycle
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>>36631920
>I eventually break up with myself for her because she is too sweet to do so
>regret it BIG TIME
>working on myself, hoping to eventually 'gatsby' her and make things better once I make something of myself
>know deep down this is a pipe dream
>she deserves better

I'm still in love with her. Cleaning out my place and putting all of our mutual possessions in a box that I'll keep for safekeeping- might burn it all someday, but as for now I'm keeping it. I don't want to see it on a daily basis, but throwing it all away seems like admitting that it's over for good. Feels bad..
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>>36608747
Cunt probably pretends so she can get dick. Don't trust sluts that will never love you. this is why women don't deserve rights
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>>36631117
>tfw I too have become an alcohol
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>>36617406
welp just found out she's got breast cancer
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>>36607566
>In high school, really good friends with this girl.
>Really interesting person, always fun to talk to and can be profound when she wanted to.
>Let's call her X
>I denied it at first, but after 2 years or so, I accepted that I really, really liked this girl.
>Also friends with this guy - looks like a chad at first, but is genuinely a good person. He was also bro as fuck and was pretty cool.
>Let's call him Jojo.
>We're in the same friendship group, and three of us were also in the same Literature class.
>X talks to Jojo a lot, but I don't mind too much, since I'm too busy laughing at how Gatsby and Tom were giant cucks.
>One day taking the bus home with her, and she asks my for his number.
>Suspicious at first, but I gave it anyway.
>Fast forward to around exam time, resolved myself to finally approach her and ask her out.
>Lunch time comes around, about to talk to her, but then see her having a 'lovely stroll' with Jojo around school.
>Realize the implications.
>I'm a bigger cuck than Gatsby, Tom and George combined.
>It just made exams even worse, and results were worse than they could've been.
>They tell us that they're going out, and we're all happy for them (I was, I guess).
>Have to live with that for the rest of high school life.
>Even more pressing issue is that I take the same transport home as her, so I can't escape it.
>Eventually become school captain and break away from everyone to divulge myself in studies, because that's the only thing I'm good for.
>I'm now a lonely fuck nut studying game art course.

At least I get to draw games and shit, so that's fun.
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>>36632135
sweet nectar of the gods!
Certainly the most patrician of the robot vices-- handle of popov for 13$ a night. Ezpz
>>36631332
Yea yea I know, WELCOME TO HELL
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>>36632095
It will all get old anyways. Youre yung dum and full of
CUM
U
M

You should plan world domination instead.
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>>36631666
Honored to check these trips. Good for you, anon.
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>>36607566
>be me in middle school
>have crush on qt short redhead with freckles
>I am awful with women at the time seeing as how young I am, but to be honest nothing has changed much
>we end up talking after a little while
>I display my desperation a lot, which I don't notice at the time
>end up really liking each other
>compliment each other all the time, overall pretty happy
>goes on for a little under a year or so
>she gets distant
>not sure what is wrong at all
>tells me finally that she was faking the whole time because she felt bad for me and she was too deep to bail out earlier
>absolutely ruins me early on
>say I'm fine because I'm too much of a cuck to tell her she destroyed me
>we never talk again besides a few awkward times that just feel like pity conversations, especially since she ends them all quickly
>she's still in my mind to this day

i kept all the chat logs.
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>Dating girl senior year of high school
>Girl was really into me, or so I thought
>She was always calling me or texting me all day/everyday and meeting me after track practice to play N64 or Melee.
>Her best friend since childhood is a supreme mentally ill SJW (She was later diagnosed with schizophrenia).
>Best friend convinces her that I'm a terrible guy and probably going to start abusing her.
>A friend from track begins to hookup with her SJW friend.
>Tells me this.
>She turns cold and distant and seems to be afraid of me for whatever reason.
>Begin to think that her friend got to her.
>She just stops putting in any effort at all, barely texts or calls anymore etc.
>Dumps me 2 weeks prior to prom.
>She ends up dating my best friend at the time.
>Go to prom alone and see her dancing with my friend.
>Just get depressed and leave.
>They ended up fucking and broke up 3 weeks ago.

She's engaged now to a nu-male. I'm still upset about it to this day.

7 years on I have yet to have anything with a girl.

I'm completely alone and have nobody in my life.

That hurt me, a lot. I deleted her on Facebook but I occasionally look her up. She's living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn with her fiance. I'm in NC looking for work.

This was the beginning of my autism.
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>>36614096
She's passing on her genetics, you're complaining about her on 4chan.

I'd say things arent going so well for you my played friend.
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He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it anymore obvious ;_;
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>>36633138
That's fucking tough anon, why do sjws have to ruin everything?
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>>36609760
Why do women think they can hop from dick to dick with no consequences?
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>>36634316
Because, unfortunately, most of them can.
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>>36634636
>>36634316
You wouldnt be the beta bitch faggot that her boyfriends are, right anon?

You'd beat that bitch into submission, right? She'd love you for it. Go in for the kill!
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This story won't be see by anyone, but here we go.

>be 17
>visiting my cousin that is 18
>after chatting I ask her if she can buy me alcohol
>"oh wow anon going to a party or something?"
>"No I just want to get drunk alone"
>"WHAT WHY?! LET ME TAKE YOU TO A PARTY"
>I agree since I've never been to any social gathering other than a birthday party when I was six the whole class was invited
> a week later she hits me up saying that her friends are throwing a house party and that I should come
>when I arrived to the house I saw a group of around 12 people sitting on a couch I'd say half of them were girls
>one girl really stood out to me because she had my favourite band's t-shirt on and she looked really cute too
>sit next to her and start talking about our favourite bands and other stuff
>one thing led to another and we started talking about sexual stuff and how I'm a kissless hugless virgin
>she says she had a boyfriend before, but he was in a wheelchair so they never has sex
>I ask her if she's ever wanted to have sex
>she says yes
>I say, "would you ever have sex with me?"
>she says no
>grab the bottle of Jack Daniels and chug it as I walk out the front door.

My cousin ended up getting raped by a Chad that night. That's what you get for putting me in a situation like that.
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>>36634966
Anon, holy shit. This story inspires me. That was pretty fuckin badass. No joke. it couldnt gone differently if you werent a KHV, but we all learn lessons the hard way.
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>>36635042
Haha thank you anon, I think it could've gone better if I waited for her to drink a bit more. Then maybe her standards would've lowered.
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>>36619636

I had nearly the same thing happen to me except I didn't confess and she already had a long term bf. We would talk for hours on campus, had so much in common and got along so well that people in our class already thought we were a couple but because someone asked her out years prior, I was boned.
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>>36635125
protip: if she has to get super drunk on hard liquor to consider fucking you, she's probably going to tell her friends that you raped her

she wouldn't really be wrong
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>>36635165
Why should that matter? It's not like I'd ever be able to fuck anyone she knows. I still haven't had sex and I have a clean reputation. At least then I would've fucked her.
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>>36613665
>Not a virgin
You need to originally get the FUCK outta here
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>>36607566
>Oneitis who is also my best friend who also has crush on me
>She just recently found out I have HCV
>One of the symptoms is brain fog. Now she realized why every time I was with her, I kept blanking out
>Happens again while we're out at a local park
>She just says "That brain fog though" and smiles as if it was a funny joke
>Answer with "How do you feel knowing that you are not even gonna be a memory in my brain because of that? Do you still feel like joking about this knowing that you're gonna lose me?"
>Walk away, she doesn't object
I haven't talked to her in over 2 months. I'm so disappointed in her, I've known her for a long time.

Paula, if you're reading this, you've already lost me and I'm gonna die before you can fix anything.
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>i sign up for some shitty cooking class
>one of my parents died traumatically so i was a ghost person drifting to class
>this absolutely gorgeous girl gets put in my cooking class group
>she is so hot but i don't talk to her because traumatized/depressed
>i am a decent guy so i help her with little things like washing dishes and stuff
>she gets to know me and actually likes me
>she is so nice every class period and i start to enjoy seeing her
>class progresses and the groups have to reform
>she insists we stay in a group and i am a little shocked
>we keep chatting (me mostly listening and trying not to think about awful shit)
>i never once think to ask her out or anything
>groups reform again, but this time something strange happens
>instead of asking me to follow her, she rests her head on my desk (i sit behind her) and stares me in the eye
>i think she was waiting for me to ask her to be in my group, but i will never know
>time stops as i look her in the eye, seems really intimate and my brain just shuts down
>i can't even think and who knows how long passes
>she eventually looks away embarrassed because i don't respond and ends up in some random group
>she drops out of the class that next week
>never see her again

i can still see her beautiful face staring me right in the eye to this day. i was so fucked in the head i could not react at all. i will never know why she turned around to look at me (probably wanted me to confess or something). i fucked up my one chance to have date a gorgeous girl. i have been a depressed loser ever since. i know she liked me god damn it. why couldn't i just talk to her? i made her think i was a fucking weirdo
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>>36635565
That's what I call the famous evolution of fight or flight where third option is introduced, panic at sight for what you'd fight for.

Or put simply, you don't have the guts. It's a matter of whether you're gonna let that ruin you or keep it as a learned lesson. People here usually take it for the worse though.

I myself had a situation where I was sitting by my crush in an unusual class for that lesson due to circumstances and she was giving me a similar look. Last girl that tried to stay at close proximity of me didn't make me sperg like that but it was a while since something like that happened and I would likely sperg out.
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whenever i read the stories, i feel like im absorbing them and making myself stronger
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>>36635235
haha get fucked paula
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>>36632142
im so sorry dude.
things just sometimes doesn't go the way you want. try to be there for her at least
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>>36629191
I have no idea why was I so obsessed with her. I know girls much hotter than her and I barely had contact with her, but still couldn't get her out of my head.
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>>36620401
god you are SUCH a self-important faggot. stop watching movies you dumb retard cuck
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>>36607566
these are jumbled events but it's the same girl

6th grade
>be beta
>see cute girl
>realize she used to go to school with my cousin
>have a 3 way phone call with her and my cousin
>have my cousin tell her i like her
>while I'm crying on the phone
>last day of school
>cry and hug her and tell her i still like her

middle school
>same girl
>friend zone
>hang out with her and go to mall while she's buying gifts for her boyfriend
>asks my opinion on shit
>see her and her bf making out while i was walking to class
>valentine's day
>i save money and ask a friend who's also her friend to give her a hello kitty teddy bear or whatever the fuck it is
>dunno if she even got it
>offered me a lap dance for my birthday
>turn it down

>hanging out with her and friends
>eat food
>oh shit ate too much
>threw up

>hang out with her and visit her old neighborhood and my cousin
>take pictures together
>awkward hug leaving

there's probably a lot more but these are just some that I vividly remember
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