ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

>>36602623
Good post anon. Haven't read something this autistic in a while.

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Is the girl on the right not one of the hottest things you've ever seen?

>>36602623
>19
kek

Don't worry anon, it will only get worse

>give me a girlfriend
phfffff ha ha ha go get one

who is going to *give* you a girlfriend? do you even realize how absurd that is? do you know the price of what you're asking for?

>>36602668
My right or her right?

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i read the green text in this guys voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

i read the last part in this guys voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI

good luck anon, try tinder anyone can get matched

>>36602623
>only 19 and losing it this quickly

good luck dude

>>36602668
white trash/10

>>36602623
Well kekd, OP.

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>in b4 include me in the screen cap

>>36602623
>it's an anon makes a fleshlight episode

>>36602784
Every thing she is wearing is extremely impractical. Especially those glasses. I'm both aroused and annoyed. That's my sweet spot.

>>36602825
this
you don't know suffering yet

thx for the greentext btw, nice read

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>>36603184
got a lot of them

>>36603291
Nice. I'd ask you to dump them, but I've got things to do. Hope you have a great day.

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>>36603548
thanks man

if you reverse image search they should come up

>>36603291
Sauce pls originally anon

>>36603605
First thing I did, my man.

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>>36603639
should be right on the right
https://yogurt-friend.tumblr.com/

>>36603687
i mean the left

>>36603605
>>36603291
>>36602784
>that retarded face
At least you guys can relate to her in some way while you masturbate.

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>>36603032
Just include this and it's a wrap

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>>36603032
>decided to visit r/4chan to see what all of this was about
>they screencap everything

>19, khv
You can stand another few years anon, stop crying and get over yourself. People like me and you don't know a thing

>>36602623
What's wrong Anon?

You're 19! Best years of your life young man!

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>>36602623
>I CANNOT live like this anymore. I have had ENOUGH of being lonely, I swear to god if I don't find a girlfriend soon I'll just neck myself.

Miserable old wizard that I am, I can recall harboring the same sentiment at the gentle age of nineteen. I fully believed that if I had to endure just another month, let another year, of living as the sort of thing no woman could ever want, I would commend myself to the noose. Better to rot in the ground as all men inevitably do than continue to draw breath as a monster. If I couldn't be like an actual person in life, perhaps I could approach some facsimile of humanity in death.

Yet, though the years came and passed, I never found myself closer to climbing the stairs to the gallows. Quite to the contrary. Rather than the prospect of death serving as some sort of solace, it became ever more terrifying as I watched the sands of the hourglass spill away. My screams became louder, even if I was the only one who would ever hear them. Rather than a prayer for death was the supplication for just one more year, just a little bit more hope even if it was the emptiest kind. The monster dreams of someday becoming a man as long as his repulsive heart continues to beat and is terrified of, at long last, waking up and finding himself in Hell. He grasps at the hourglass, hoping to upend it for the sake of dreaming just a little bit longer. Eventually, Chronos grabs the monster's wrist and stays its hand, meeting the abomination's grimace with a cold smile. Time offers the monster the noose and yet, having been inoculated by madness, the ghoul rejects it and continues reaching for the hourglass, wildly hoping to dream just a little longer.

And so the old wizard and Death spend the balance of the former's life clutching the hourglass, both refusing to relinquish it. And so both remain until the final grain falls from the top to the bottom and Death finds himself the victor having, at long last, won by default.

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>>36602623
>> look around my sisters room for some lube

jst fug ur ister XD

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>>36602623
>>36603901
I don't know what the hell people are talking about when they say 19 is a good year to be alive.

I thought it was the one thing that's universally shit for every living human being.

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>>36602623
Similar story
>Be medic
>Tone drops
>"Anonbulance Please respond to a 15 y/o male, Genital injuries, Charlie response"
>O boy
>Make it in six minutes
>Jump out
>Mom approaches all somber, look of distraught/disgust/worry.
>"My son had a...accident"
>leads us inside
>The son is in the bathroom, Immediate autistic screeching
>theres glass on the floor, kids cupping his nuts, two sponges and a plastic bag
>Manage to see his wang and the damage, Glass shard pierced in the head, shaft, One large one cut a hole in the sack
>Right hand is all cut up too
>other medics Manage to bandage him up and are asking what happend
>Im wondering too untill i see the jizz on the floor
>"Did you try and make a homemade fleshlight?" i flat out ask
>Kid gets all silent and looks down and away
>"Buddy, dont be ashamed, I've done it too. But now you see how it goes wrong."
>other medics look at each other and stifle the urge to laugh
>I remain emotionless, and get another set of vitals
That was a fun PCR to write

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>>36603083

the construction was solid but too tight so i couldnt use it.

>>36603742
we do it to post on www.reddit.com/r/4chan

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i tried making my own fleshlight one time with 2 sponges and a mason jar

didnt work and i just felt like a asshole afterword

>>36604042
I feel you man. Phimosis sucks, cant even get laid with fake girls. You are a fucking autist though.

>>36604005
I don't get why anyone would make a flesh-light.

I'd rather buy one to get the full experience.

>>36602623
kek

>>36604193
They are pretty expensive. Also if you live with anyone its better to make disposable ones.

>>36602623
I feel your pain anon

I masturbate so frequently that the skin right beneath the head of my cock (I'm uncircumcised) has been abused so much that it has become permanently red and almost leathery

I want to fucking die

>>36602623
>>36604042
R9K ISN'T DEAD YET

>>36602623

The composition of this post is somewhat beautiful. The long stretch of greentext followed by an autistic eruption at the end. Nice.

>>36602623
Watch out for that foreskin damage OP if it leaves a scar it can get even worse