What would you pick?

>>36601713
Can I use the mastery to create the porn though

>>36601713
mastery

>>36601713
mastery without the question. pls post better ones

>>36601740
Yeah duh that's a no-brainer.

Can I become the master at getting dubs?

>>36601740
You can create porn that is possible to create.

The degenerate king perk allows you to warp reality and wish for any porn you can think of.

>>36601792
No, but I can

>>36601713
What kind of 20 iq horndog would choose the first option?

>>36601713
>Use mastery to learn how to convince people into making any porn for free


>Use mastery to create a way to improve my stamina


>Use mastery to learn how to cum more, and make it feel like year longs break between
>Use mastery to create a encryption method to hide all the porn you create
There you go, easy. Choose mastery and use mastery skills to become degenerate king.

>>36601804
*ahem*, No, I can

>>36601804
pfff.... pathetic

>>36601713
My orgasms are nowhere near as satisfying after long breaks, Degenerate King would be a curse

>>36601792
thats already me, anon.

Being able to cum huge amounts with no refractory and enjoy high quality orgasms every time sounds nice. It doesn't really compare to raw talent in everything to the point of becoming the best in everything. Learning twice as fast alone beats the sex perk.

>>36601810
I would choose the first option. I identify with the pig pls no.bully.

>>36601713
Mastery.

Add some extras to degeneracy. Buff it up. Maybe you can be in the porn, physically.

>>36601792
No, sorry desu.

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>>36601713
Meh choices are too easy here, degenerate king porn creation should be observable by all for a price

Mastery for sure, my iron will would keep me from masturbating and my life would be fun. Degenking isn't fun unless you have big dick.

>>36601713
There should be like 4 more options but whatever.

I pick Mastery just because I need to get shit done right now and I'm cut so fapping isn't really that good.

>>36601831
You guys undestimate the power of wishing for any porn you want to. You could wish for an orgy staring all humans on the planet together in one place. Unlimited stamina also lasts till you die.

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>>36601713
anyone who doesnt pick degenerate king is retarded.
reality is pointless may as well jerk it to things that are at the edges of what is possible for the human mind to comprehend.

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>>36601792
Terrible

Oregenami

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>>36601713
Mastery. I would use it to eventually become pic-related

>>36601713
Mastery for sure. Sex will always feel good even normally, and with my sick fetishes, they feel really good.

Mastery allows you to enjoy life 10x better, and there's a lot more to life then jacking off to porn.

>>36601897

We already can do that though, it's called closing your eyes and imagining. It's seriously underpowered. I was under the impression that the porn isn't real. We might be on to something if I see porn of world leaders giving me things I want and I actually have those things after watching, but since no one else can see it I assume it's all faked.

>>36601855
>tfw nobody has noticed

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>>36601713
This is an obvious choice

Here, have a decent choice game thing that's not tl;dr

But what if I pick Degenerate King and make all my porno really well made sci-fi softcore that shows in full detail the inner workings of all kinds of technologies that have yet to be invented?

>>36601969
People don't know how to imagine anymore. Most are so cucked that they can't even get off to still images

>>36601969
It's like a real picture or video but it's more like it happened in a parallel universe and you can see it.

mastery should have a "you will never experience an orgasm and nobody will ever genuinely love you or consider you a friend" clause, though even then it still seems like the better option anyway

>>36601713
Mastery. With it you could achieve what Degenerate King gets anyway, and probably much better than that.

>>36601982
you wouldn't understand any of it on a technical level and only you would be able to see it

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>>36601713
>Become the best at everything.
>Become the best at being a degenerate.

There you go, OP.

>>36601979
>take sex appeal
>die a virgin

>>36601979
>money pill
>wish pill
>fly pill

Degenerate King is literally reality warping. You guys don't have the imagination to use its powers. I'm disappointed. With mastery you still need to put in the effort to learn anything and it will take decades to reach the skill you are thinking of. It's all based on the time you have left. You won't become a god in just 50 years.

>>36602011
But what if I make some of my porno classroom softcore with full lectures before the sex takes place?

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>>36601988
Fuck has to suck for those people i imagine some proper boner inducing stories, upon which i can build for next night when i wank hard as fuck. Always cum harder from imagination than porn videos

>>36602080
Degenerate King is nothing more than a visual medium that you and only you can enjoy. If anything it's Mastery that requires imagination. You're just being contrarian desu

>>36601713
What even is the first choice? What the fuck is wrong with kids these days? You are going to get bored of porn when you pass 18 you child.

>>36601979
>future
>wish
>death

>>36601713
>WATCH any porn I want
vs.
>Become the smartest/richest man on Earth and fuck literally any woman I want

wew tough one

>>36602110
It still takes time. Even if you want to become the best in one thing, it will take several decades to achieve that level of mastery.

>>36601740
Yeah but you'll be so fulfilled by making consistent achievements that you won't want or need it

>>36601979
Drug-pill. That is insanely OP. You could instantly graduate to being Chad by constantly being on a little MDMA. You could get the energy to do anything by doing meth. If you have any kind of ailment ailment you can automatically take all the drugs you'd need for it without any of the side effects. You could get jacked as fuck on sterioids without ANY SIDE EFFECTS

Were it not for the side-effects drugs could literally make you super-human.

>>36602094
hmmm well it's only you who creates the porn, but it says you create the KIND of porn. It would make more sense that those classes would only teach what you already know consciously or subconsciously

Come to think of it, Degenerate King might be a good way to get in touch with your subconscious. But I'm pretty sure Mastery does that as well

>>36601979
>>36602188
also technically all these pills are drugs so...

>>36602188
Clever. I would still choose the wish pill if I could only choose one though. Drugs can't break reality

>>36601979

Xray, Drug, and Painproof.

I can be tweaked all day long and work on whatever it is. Being able to see through things to any layer I want is seriously overpowered. Drug pill and Pain pill mean I'm damn near invulnerable. Any time I get sick I just activate whatever drugs cure it and can take retarded doses without getting the side effects. If I become surgeon I won't need fancy toys or even diagnostics, just dig in and fix the problem. If I'm a scientist I just do my shit. Even engineering is a boost. I could look through things to see how it's working and spot weakness or faults. Come the end of the day I just take a fuck huge dose of some sleeping pills and wake up feeling well rested and turn back on tweaker mode. Also I get all my vitamins. Shit, oxygen is a drug. I could just go swimming as deep as I can withstand the pressure and essentially breathe underwater.

>>36602188
>>36601979
Oh, I didn't realize I could pick three. In that case I'd also take the painproof pill and the wish pill.

Instant superhero. Junkieman.

>>36601979
>Wish
>Fly
>Immune

The wish pill is way OP. You can just wish for items that have the effects of the pills, so technically you aren't wishing for the effects of the other pills. Plus the immune one makes you immune to all diseases, which should include STD's, so you can wish for mind control and fuck whoever you want

>>36601979
Wish pill because you can wish yourself to get filthy rich and no longer need to pay taxes. Unlike the Money Pill, which is about always having just enough, you'd actually have assets in the bank.

>use mastery to become the best degenerate king
the end

>>36602080
It includes talent though so it won't take decades. learning twice as fast means we're achieving mastery in 2 years, assuming it takes 10 years for any old retard to master something, talent shaves off a good bit, and learning twice as fast shaves off even more. If you add in the discipline you could even achieve mastery in 1 year. It won't bring godhood, but neither will sexual fantasy superpower and buckets of cum.

>>36601979
Drug, Wish, Painproof

Also you could just use your wish to repick your pills if you get bored

>>36602309
>>36602262
>>36602247
what use would you have from painproof? become a mercenary?

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>>36601713
100% Degenerate King. I will be able to imagine anything and everything in crystal clear detail. Almost to the point that I can evne immerse myself into the vision. Since there is so much "porn" in this world, I can imagine building porn, science porn, every little thing in this world if I add porn to it, right? Fetishes are a thing and now I have a sudden fetish for mastery. I will be able to copy and paste what I see. That is however if the porn is accurate.

>>36601979
Wish pill should be removed, that said. Future pill, Fly pill and Wish pill.

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>>36602567
Sign with UFC and get filthy rich

>>36602866
16 hours without sleep. Easiest choice of my life.

>>36602866
joke's on you,the yellow pill would actually be useful for me

>>36602567
Not much. Wish-pill+drug pill pretty much already have everything I would realistically need sorted.

Painproof is just a bonus in case I ever get shot or something.

>>36602866
Yellow pill. That would basically fix my life.

>>36601713
>recieve an undying will to work towards all the goals you set your mind to

sounds like a recipe for a total psychological meltdown. you'd end up being worn like a glove by whatever catches your fancy

i'd rather just use my degenerate king powers to get in peak physical condition, and make science/philosophy-themed pornography as an eidetic memory system.

>>36601979
I'd go for sex appeal, xray, and wish

Mastery obviously. If you persuade mastery of a physical discipline you would quickly reach peak physical condition and have incredible but not unlimited stamina, if you wanted to become a professional sperm donor you could achieve nearly inhuman loads, and if you decided to become a model the nature of he gift means you could change basic physical traits of yourself like how attractive you are since you can't become the best model if you're a 4/10 or something. Hell, if you wanted to be a child beauty pageant star you could become the little girl. The reality warping potential of mastery is far greater than that of the degenerate king.

>>36601979
money
sex
death

>>36603163
>science/philosophy-themed pornography as an eidetic memory system
That's actually pretty smart. Degenerate King allows for perfect memory if used correctly. Hell you can just use it like wikipedia.

>create porn cobtaining nuclear launch codes
>hold entire world for ransom

>>36603307
How are the launch codes worth shit if you don't have access to the console to type them in?

>>36603352
Make a porn about how a DYEL beta NEET can break into a missile launch control centre.

>>36601713
Mastery
What kind of fucking idiot wouldn't choose this

>>36601979
Dude this is like something Dr. Wondertainment would make for the parents in the family.

>>36603435
>watch that porn
>security guards at control center welcome you
>oh anon we have hoped you would come along
>let's do it in the most important room on top of the nuclear launch console
Now try this in reality.

>>36601713
Obviously Mastery, if i'm the best at everything then that means that i'm also the best at searching porn, and the best at fapping/cumming like a h-doujin character.

>>36603479
You don't understand anon. You can make any porn based on any premise you can imagine.

This includes making a porn that would really just be an eroticized guide for how to break into heavily guarded government facilities at any level of skill or resources. You can use your powers of imagining porn to achieve omniscience since it can feature whatever you want it to as long as it's pornographic.

>>36601713
Jesus fuck i'd go mastery hard as fuck i don't even care if i don't get pussy i just want to play guitar good so fuckin bad lol

>>36603579
You just have the potential talent to become the best at something. You still need to research learning resources and are inherently limited by the quality of those. You still need to read and apply and practice what you want to do for years upon years. Some things are impossible to learn because there are just no resources available on how to learn them. That means you would need to be a pioneer and invest years on research on what works best.

Being the best at everything is impossible since most masters didn't even share their techniques and it's impossible to share certain aspects to begin with. Sure you can always reinvent the wheel for everything but that takes a shitload of time.

>>36601979
Easy.
Three right next to each other...
> Money
> Wish
> Death

>>36601855
huuurr duur dubz duuur

>>36603659
A man who is not prepared to devote his life to something is not worthy of being called a "master".

If i had the "mastery" i wouldn't mind expending years mastering my (already high) porn searching abilities, and also, i wouldn't mind expending more years finding the ultimate fapping technique, and for the cumming part, i would dedicate my life to chemistry, biology and pharmacy in order to create/find some way in which i could cum like a motherfucking hisashi character (or the loli futanari from futabu).
I would become the motherfucking isaac newton of masturbatory skills.

>>36602567

Faster recovery is my biggest reason, but being more resilient is really nice too. I'd be a scientist doctor engineer. If by chance something does take me down, like I get hit by a car or shot, I'm only down a day or two. Pain and Drug mixed is what makes it so powerful. Natural superhealing stacked with the drug healing. I would live to see 169.

>>36603842
Don't forget that your youth is limited and masturbating will never be again like in your twenties. And what you have in mind would take many years to achieve.

>>36603862
I don't care, the path i would create will still be used by horny robots many generations after i died. My time in this world might be limited, but the masturbation of the many generations to come would be eternal.

>>36603862

You forget he has the mastery perk. It would not take many years, maybe one or two. He has the raw talent, the will, and learns twice as fast.Those have a multiplicative effect on each other so comparing it to the speed a 70 IQ person who has no interest in it is not accurate in the least.

>>36603930
You think you can create alone what labs with hundreds of scientists are unable to achieve? The delusions on this board go too far. You guys need a reality check. Reality is not one of your badly written fiction flicks.

>>36601713
You fucking dumb bruv?! Obviously Mastery! I mean the degenerate king thing sounds good, but when you have a porn addiction that effects you being able to have any kind type of relationship at all and you're struggling to keep a job, then you will realise what a mistake you have made.
fucking bait man, fucking bait!

>>36604014
You are beyond retarded if you think even with the talent and absurd fast learning you could become anywhere near a master in one or two years. You are inherently limited by your memory, you can only learn so much and you need to repeat it long term for it to stick in your brain and to work.

Building muscle memory takes even longer. For a master painter to learn precise movements would take like 10 years + alone.

>>36604017
Nigga you are in a "choose your power" kinda thread.
This shit is obviously not real.

>>36604058
This threads become fun because we apply absurd choices with a realistic approach and discuss them that way. If everyone pretends to receive powers that were never even stated and use them in some anime tier fashion there is no point to it.

>>36601855
well played anon, well played but in an original way.

>>36604050

You forget he has the mastery perk. I'll say it a third time. You forget he has the mastery perk.

Talent and absurd fast learning means you go from needing 10 years to about 3 or 4. With the will that drops further to 1 or 2. The precise movements in painting are by far the easiest part. With mastery that takes maybe a couple weeks. Perspective and composition are the hard parts. Did you not read the OP? It's a fucking superpower about gitting gud. Look at the image he posted.

>>36604182
I didn't forget anything. I just know how long it takes for something to achieve. I worked several years together with dedicated geniuses.

At some point gains become absurdly slow. In the beginning you will get fast as fuck to a certain level, something that everyone can achieve. To get to the level of a true master you will invest an extreme amount of time, for a normally talented person maybe like 10-20 years while with the mastery perk we can cut it down to 5 years. Now to become the best of all time add like 10 years because you are breaking into absurd territory no one can help you with, you will be the only person in the world even remotly capable of understanding what is happening. So instead of learning a skill you become automatically a researcher, it will take years to find that path that will bring you that much closer to a new level of mastery.

And after that we enter the realm of absurdity. Not to mention at this level you need to train daily at just this single subject to even keep up with the absurd high workload of keeping the memory intact of such a high level and your skills razor sharp.

And this is just a single skill, a single niche in a science. Not even close to being a master of everything. Sure the perk is easily worth it alone for that much, but that doesn't change that you're overstating the power of this perk by quite a bit.

>>36604344

We have paper invented already. Just write down shit you need to know and use it as a reference. you are overestimating how much is actually involved here. I'd settle with just being the best that has ever lived. I'm not worried about the guy from year 6969 being better than me, I'll long be dead by the time he beats me.

>>36604398
Paper is worth shit, information is meaningless at that point. You need to have all memories highly connected in your brain to think like a master. If you take this perk you either become a jack of all trades, learn a bunch of skills to a high level or you go the path of true mastery, becoming the very best in one single skill.

>>36601979
I'd choose future pill, wish pill and disease immune pill. desu i only really need the wish pill that shit is broken.
Also to the retards choosing fly pill and pain proof pill and trying to be heroes. i hope you're never caught by some three letter agency and are dissected alive or buried in concrete for the rest of your life.
And the death pill can be replaced by the wish pill it won't give you 100% lethality maybe like 75% but it should get higher as the weeks increase. It can be done in a couple of steps. Wish for a crystalball that can view anybodys life tht you choose. If your target is driving wish that the car accelerated until it crashed. Or you can wish for their fire alarms to never go off and the next week wish for the stove to start leaking co2 if its a gas stove. You could even wish you were smarter so that you would be able to see these lines.

>>36601713
Mastery, of course. The fame and money I get from mastery will allow me to have sex with basically any woman I want. Look at Lionel Messi, he's a goofy-looking manlet but his wife is smoking hot.

>inb4 they were childhoood friends

She only started dating him when he started playing for Barca

>>36604534
She is also a gold digger.

>>36601979
>Wish pill
I'd just wish for telekinesis because it's not on the list and it's the only power I've ever wanted, especially since watching Chronicles

>Money pill
Won't have to worry about rent and what not. Get to just enjoyed life with a peace of mind that I can't afford basic things for living.

>Sex appeal pill
I would never use it on a girl I actually love because I want her to love me for real but if it's some hot stacy or a random hottie then yeah; I'd do it in an instant.

>>36604493

Why would a gas stove leak the stuff that's put in fire extinguishers?

>>36601979
>not picking white pill
>not wishing for peak human condition, 7 feet of masculine superiority with a 10 inch dick
>not wishing yourself to near-immortality, vast wealth and happiness

anything else is the retards choice. You can use wishes to become irritable, wealthy. Even wish to leave not an ounce of evidence of your presence unless you will it so you can kill with impunity

>>36601979
all you need is the wish pill

why even put anything else there?

>>36601979
>Here, have a decent choice game thing that's not tl;dr
Says the guy posting the choice game with the wish pill.

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I paid a fat guy 300$ to dress up as a girl and fart on my face and cum on my food.

I'm going to go with Mastery.

>>36602866
>think yellow pill would be good
>could then ask why people hate me
>in asking that question people would hate me for being negative
fuck life

I'm going with degenerate king. Mastery is only good if you're a decent person to begin with while degenerate king just enhances what I do on a daily basis by quite a bit.

>>36601979
Sex Appeal Pill
Money Pill
Wish Pill

Get any woman I want, buy anything I want, and use wishes to fulfill any other desires.