What the fuck do older women look for in a younger man?

>>36601341
Abs and a chad personality.

>>36601341
Lies that they're still young and attractive.

a strong back and a fat cock

>>36601341
Let me spare you some time. You don't have it.

Youthful energy and nice big dick. And charismatic "fun" personality.

>>36601341
young penis and young sex

>>36601341

How do I get a mommy gf? I desire one BADLY.

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>>36601973
try craigslist.
inb4 lying.
im losing my virginity tomorrow to a 46 year old divorced woman i met on cl.
going to take her to a nice restaraunt then do the deed.
im scared shitless, like holy fuck

you would be surprised with craigslist.
ask and you shall recieve

>>36602106
Good luck but I'm getting major cringe from this post.

Just let her lead my dude.

>>36602106

Been there but it just doesn't seem to work for me considering I seen nothing but really obvious fake ads

>>36602137
i dont feel so bad about it. she is like super nice. i had offers from younger women but i chose her because she seemed genuinely into me. not just "notch on my bedpost" craigslist whore.

im having a fucking anxiety attack

>>36602160
straight up, if you arent skinny and or funny, it makes it tough.
im 125 lbs so im guessing she is into some mother son shit secretly idk.
she actually responded to an ad i posted. not me respond to hers.

just dont expect a super model lisa ann or some shit

>>36602223
If she responded to you, then you're going to be meeting a man. Probably a man in a dress and a wig. He won't be convincing, at all.

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>>36602266
no, she used her real email when she emailed me not a throw away.

googled her name and found her linkedin profile (lol) and shes been in a local newspaper twice

>>36602223

Any other sites besides Craigslists to meet Mommy gfs?

>>36602310
personally i have never tried. this was actually the very first time i made an ad. it took like 3 days.
i got over 100 spam messages, 2 gay guys, 1 tranny, and 2 300+ lbs women respond. you just take the good with the bad.
if you are serious, i would at least try it.
make sure you dont come off as desperate and or fuckng weird. just be a normal dude

>>36601341
Had an older gf here. They look for a feeling of control, power, and to an extent a feeling of taking innocence.
>>36601973
I was just in a right place at right time situation. Mine was only 6 years older than me but in terms of maturity we were at different places. I will say, it is nice when she took the lead.

>>36602355
>just be a normal dude
I thought I was supposed to be myself?

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>>36602430
do not be yourself. being yourself is what got you in the place you are now.
my grandfather gave me advice and i took to heart.
fake it till you make it. seriously

>>36602430
well you being yourself clearly isn't getting you anything.

>>36602106
post pics?

oreganallo

>>36602601
fuck no, not screwing this up.
she is pretty tho :)

>>36602310
Idk, try bars (as in actual bars / pubs, not nightclubs)

And music festivals that are mostly popular with women of that age group

>>36601973
plenty of fish?
original

>>36602106
How'd u ask my dude?

>>36602355
Post ad.

Let's see what got her attention. Blank out the identifying information.

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>>36602747
>>36602794
I know this is one in a million but here it goes anyway.
Younger guy looking to lose virginity. Had other priorities earlier in life and just never happened.
Im a little on the skinny side, average face, not a super model but Im not disfigured either.
Im not super weird or a freak. Im a little shy at first, but most people say im pretty funny once I open up.
Not looking for a long term thing, semi casual. Ill take you out to dinner or out to some event.

Open to anyone.
I like older women, chubbier women, im not picky.
Not looking for prostitutes or STD's.

Put something interesting in the subject line so i know you arent spam.
I will send a photo of mine in exchange for yours.
pic related is what i put for picture, no such thing as bad publicity

>>36602831
Well done, anon. Pretty ballsy.

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>>36602958
what did i have to lose? lol
you gotta sell yourself

im fucking freeaking out right now

bumping for interest

organoellie

>>36602989
I've been told many times by many sources that I need to sell myself better.

I can not do it. I'm incapable of expressing positivity about myself, without extreme and obvious sarcasm.
No-one likes modesty. Not these days.

Hope that shit works out for you. Try to roll with it. Just let shit happen and go along.

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>>36602989
I'm so happy for you.
Its been a dream of mine to sleep with a 50 year old lady, and I'm 20 years old.

Godspeed.

Someday I'll do the same.

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>>36603280
bro, you can be self depreciating. but you have to be FUNNY.

if you say you want to kill yourself, make sure its in a fucking A+ joke or you will seem weird.

I am very negative, and very self depreciating, and very modest. i still made it happen.

just be funny, if you arent naturally funny... sorry.

>>36603348
thanks bro, ill pray for you

originalll

>>36601341
humor mostly

Milfs only want chad.

>>36601341
That you're a young man, and shes around 39+ Im not even kidding

>>36603513
its really that easy

captcha

>>36602831
>Not looking for prostitutes or STDs

If you're serious about that, you'd better wear a condom.

>>36603572
im not mentally retarded

>>36603513
So, in other words, youth?

I can confirm. Older women that are into younger guys aren't really picky.

>>36601398
In my experience, more older women would hit on me when I was skinny and twinkish than they do now that I'm fit

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>>36603716
thats what im trying to tell you people. they want a nice baby boy. not a big stronk man

>>36601341
The bellybutton piercing being shown off tells you that she's probably game to take it in the ass.

How do I get a mommy gf who wants to do nothing but read classical literature and watch art house films while we snuggle?

You nigs are actually convincing me to make a Craigslist ad. I swear if I actually score milf pussy off Craigslist of all places.

>>36603623
Yeah, they know you're just looking for a good time, as are they. No strings attached.

>>36603935
one of us one of us

do it fagit you wont

>>36603995
I'm probably gonna legit do one maybe later tonight, last time I used Craigslist was when I was trying to pick up Indian pussy.

>>36604077
any luck with that?


just curious

bumping epic bred

>>36601341
>tfw 45-55 year old women hit on me at work
>not attracted to them 95% of the time

They get all up in your shit too thinking they are still hot. Please stop touching me or putting your tits on my shoulder while I do paperwork Donna. This must be how girls feel when some ugly dude gets too close.

>>36604089
Nah, that's why I say I'm on the fence lol I know Craigslist works but I haven't used it enough to confide fully in it. Craigslist is like the limewire of pickup. Youre gonna run into alot of viruses before you maybe stumble onto something good. But I may just give it a shot cause women who use Craigslist, I assume, have very low self esteem and that's right up my alley.

>>36604302

What should I write when making an add for this that I'm seeking a mommy gf?

>>36604225
Yes but I can fuck Donna and be ok with myself cause it's just pussy, a woman treats it as life or death if she fucks a guy she's not fully into

>>36604330
DO NOT MENTION GF

no strings attached

>>36604330
Hell if I know man, personally I'm more into seeking her out and having my choice rather than begrudgingly settle with the first chick who hits my line. Most milfs I see on there are of the ugly fat variety so I'd much rather pick her out myself. If she's down then we play ball.

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>>36602106
>try craigslist.
Enjoy your inbox being flooded with scams.
Also enjoy the cock you're gonna being getting tomorrow night, you fucking idiot.

>>36601341
>younger man
youth obviously. energy and a working dick

I want a mommy gf so bad. Girls my own age just don't do the trick anymore. They're so boring and vanilla. I want a bad bitch mom gf who will drop her kids off at school and give me a sloppy blowjob in the parking lot.

>>36604515

I think the problem with girls my age or in the 18-25 age group have nothing interesting or intelligent to say, they are far too glued to their phones and enjoy the trashiest shit possible. I'm being a little one sided here since there are older women who also enjoy those things but I find I have more fun speaking with someone who is in the 30-45 area I guess I just like their wisdom and how learned they are.

>>36601341
>tfw no dominant mommy gf

captcha: Central FIFT

>>36601341

Same things that younger women look for.
Height, masculine face, wide shoulders, big hands, wrists, and bones in general, big dick, aggressive/dominant personality.

>>36604743
So, chads.

>>36604785

Yes, women are Chaderosexual.

>>36604785
Not really, in my experience older women tend to give more chances since she herself no longer has any in her dating age. So it works cause they tend to stick through your awkward phase a bit longer. You have to fuck up pretty hard to lose the attention of an older chick who isn't getting any. Remember, she wants chads her age, if not then she'll try to make one through a younger dude. No dude has fucked a milf and stayed a weak piece of shit

>>36604847
I like that.

Boyishly good looks. Women with sons around your age if your young want you. In some sick way they want to fuck their sons.

ESPECIALLY SINGLE MOMS

>>36604983

my mother's friend has gotten really touchy with me when she's drunk
she literally tried grinding on my lap, it was pretty awkward tbqh since her son was in the room

>>36603348
Oh, anon, it's wonderful. Be aware that they may be sexually intimidated by you. I've been with ones even in their 30s who've warned me to be gentle with them. Some don't do younger guys at all because they're scared.

But when you get them thoroughly aroused or after you're done, it's like they turn into little girls again. One woman I was with who was in her late 30s or so (who happened to like it rough) liked to call me daddy when I got her like this. It's so heartwarming.

>>36605042
>it was pretty awkward tbqh since her son was in the room

I had to give up on one woman because of this. Her son literally lived in the room next to hers, so he would have heard us fucking. She even mentioned earlier how she didn't want to give him a complex when we were touching each other.

He was a nice guy and a little autistic. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Now I have fucked older women in front of their husbands and stuff like that. That I don't mind.

>>36605497
>I've been a bull
Chads aren't welcome here.

>>36605379
>having had sex
Kill yourself, normalfag, and get off this board.

>>36605551
>>I've been a bull

Holy shit, you're right. I never even thought of that before.

First pussy I lost my virginity to was in front of her boyfriend. Then we had an orgy.

>>36605616
Just get the fuck out, disgusting normalfag. Your kind ruins the board.

>>36605616
When you cuck these guys are you doing as part of their kink or do they walk in on their SO cheating with you?

>>36605616
>I lost my virginity to was in front of her boyfriend. Then we had an orgy.
I hope you all where at least checked up and wore protection lol.
kids these days.

>>36605679
>When you cuck these guys are you doing as part of their kink or do they walk in on their SO cheating with you?
He thinks life is a porno...but legit guys dont be attached to a women.

>>36605757
>hoping a normalfag is doing well
But why?

>>36605679
Kink. I love group sex or consensual voyeurism or whatever else like that. I wouldn't want to sleep with a guy's wife if it would make him upset because I wouldn't want the same thing done to me.

I had this tiny little redhead friend in college who wanted me so badly (she literally said this in private), but I knew her boyfriend would have had a meltdown if he knew I fucked her because he was really insecure.

I wouldn't even get naked with her when we were tripping on shrooms together. I'll get naked with most anyone depending on the circumstances since I don't necessarily consider it sexual, but not this time.

I still jerk off to fantasies of absolutely destroying her. She's married to that same boyfriend now. I kind of regret not fucking her, but I probably did the right thing.

>>36605814
Last time I meet a dude who did a orgy he got herps from a girls who took black men by the bakers dozen...Though it was ironic...Girl was super sexy.
Although if they wanted an orgy a drunked stupor in the city (or just drunk in the city in general sense) can be dangerous and and easy target to anyone.
So crazy sex might not be as safe as it used to be...just an opinion.
Always get tests and make safe words and good locations.
Never raw dog unless you wanna roll some dice.

>>36605962
I hope you get set on fire, normalfag. You don't belong to this board, get that through your thick skull.

>>36601341
>dick
>stamina
>charisma
>addictive youthfulness
>money

Seriously guys, it's not that hard. I should start an informatory series on how to hook up with milfs.

>>36605962
You should have told him. She is probably cheating on that poor bastard to this day.

>>36605757
We wore condoms. I didn't ask for their medical history.

Fortunately I don't have any STDs from my escapades. Missed out on A LOT of potentially good sex out of fear though, which was silly.

>>36606105
>Still posting
Fuck off to /soc/

>>36606105
To this day, i still dont know how I never caught anything.

>>36606086
She was. I suspect she was also into group sex after something I saw at a party.

I have no idea the extent to which he knew about it. I felt it was awkward to bring it up. I used to smoke weed with them all the time, so I preferred to ignore that aspect of our relationship.

>>36606083
>be born with good genes
>get good childhood/adolescent nutrition, hormone levels, overall lifestyle to reach full physical potential
That's it, there's nothing else. Either you have it or you don't.

>>36606165
Yeah, I don't have herpes or anything, and I've eaten some questionable vaginas out.

Women are much more likely to acquiesce to you eating them out than fucking them. Sometimes all I want to do is eat a woman out and that's it. I'll be that way when I'm in a very touchy-feely or cuddly mood.

>>36606281
>>36606190
>>36606165
>All this normalfaggotry
I though I was in r9k

>>36606319
It's faggots roleplaying just like every other thread. Remember that you're on 4chan.

hang out at bars around places Steely Dan are playing at

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>>36602106
Would any robots be interested in me green texting the encounter tomorrow night about this time?

I just want an older women who needs me to satisfy her

>>36601341

I think my hair dresser is interested in me but I'm too spergy to initiate anything. She's very flirtatious, and not in the fake retail worker sort of way.

>>36605679
not that guy but I kind of fell into being a bull at one point. In my experience most cases are LDR, and the guy knows.

Where do I find older women if I'm too young for bars and clubs?

>>36608437
churches and school gatherings. if someone questions you just say you're there with your nephew or something

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>>36607444
Hair dresser, eh? General location?

>>36607444
No answer? I want a hair dresser gf...

>>36610676
umm ask her out. If she's legit like you say she is waiting for you to make a move.

>>36610716
I'm the anon who posted >>36609559 and >>36610676 afterwards. I just want a general location for hair dresser gf acquisition purposes.

>>36610842
at the hair dresser salon

>>36609559
>>36610842

Anon you're too thirsty for your own good. I hope this is an elaborate ruse and you're not being serious, if you are, I hope you're intoxicated or doing drugs right now.

Seriously senpai stop being an autist.

bump for milfs

>>36602355
>can honestly confirm this,mine was on locanto though and the experience was identical although i also had 2 cuck couples where the husband offered me to have sex,was actually supposed to meet with one but i bailed last minute and blocked them

>>36601574
They are still attractive though.

>>36602106
Did you demand a video call first or at least a time stamped pic before even meeting up with her?
How do you want to be so sure that it's really a woman, anybody can just get some pics out of some kikebook profile and put them up in another profile.

>>36606035
Fucking hell, those filthy, worthless thots should give us robots the time of the day and take the sexual pressure away so we can say "finally I got that over with and now I can focus better on other things".

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Am i a milf/cougar? I am 32

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>>36613478
>not even a time stamp

>>36613478
She looks worth dicking. Go for it, anon.

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I've chatted with two ladies I have met on dating sites. They were married and looked for lovers. They didn't mind me having gf. Also there is a woman 51 years old who wants relationship. So, communication, sex, but not family and living together. Also she doesn't want me to have gf. And she is divorced.

>>36613842
I'm 23 btw
Ddasda

>>36601341
Money. They look for money, like all woman.

I've fucked a 50 year old and currently fucking a 57 year old.

Their pussies were top notch, desu

>>36601341
>tfw 34 yr old fembot
>never had a bf
>want to date a younger man to experience highschool love and feel young
>society gets disgusted by you
just fuck my shti up

>>36614705
>society is disgusted by milfs
Nope

>>36614731
>a neet loser knows how society functions
yeah no

>>36614764
There'd be a reason why you haven't had a BF at 34 same reason why I haven't had a GF at 28.
I know of about 15 +37 women I'd fuck until I couldn't walk

I've had many older woman look at me or hit on me everywhere.

I'm a 26khv and very boring person but i can dare talk to them.
I just have 0 experience, what should I do?

Also I noticed that older women really like "bad boys".

And I don't the chad type.
They really like boys who dress like thugs or some old fashioned man from a 90s series.

>>36614764
I think the disgust is less to do with your choice in men and more to do with your lack of hygiene and choice of sweatpants for a date ensemble.

I've been hit on by older women before but I just don't see how there's anyway things could happen outside of a one night affair.

Like I can't imagine an older woman isn't looking for a MAN that can be a provider and probably a squeeze a kid out of her before she gets too old. Is older women casually dating younger guys a thing?

>>36614840
No its not. Sooner or later an older woman will turn into a jelly piece of tears. Cuz you might leave her for a woman your age.

I've slept with 5. Not in the particular order but 35, 38, 39, 40 and 45.
Most just want a good dicking from a guy that looks good.
I was 23, 24, 26, 27 and recently 28.
All they usually cut to the chase they know what they want, they don't mess around like a young girl does, i highly suspect they have s complex to fuck their son, their husbands when they were younger or felt they missed out on young dick by getting married too soon in life.

Then again i never met my mother, she died at child birth and the women I've fuck have been around the age she'd be were she still alive. Freud would have a field day with me

>>36601341

>those deep set eyes

This "chick" is packing a special sausage surprise!

>>36614764
wow what a fucking cunt, no wonder you never had a bf

>>36603350
This is important. A lot of people think ALL self-deprecation is funny no matter what. Once I learned to be self-deprecating BUT actually funny, things were turning around

>>36613478
Slightly more autistic Amy Adams, nice.

>>36602106
>im losing my virginity tomorrow to a 46 year old divorced woman i met on cl.
No you're not

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>this entire thread and nobody has posted more milfs

>be 26 year old female
>not 30 yet
>no kids yet
>robots on discord still want you to be their mommy gf

>>36617094
Can I be your boy toy? :3

>>36617122
You seem kinda pathetic and worthless, you can lick my feet if you want.

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>>36602106
Haha, imagine she kidnaps you and keeps you tied up in her sex dungeon and forces you to lick her feet and pleasure her all the time, haha.

>>36617160
lol are you projecting being on this board and all you're probably worse off than me
My condolences

I just want a sexually frustrated MILF to crave my cock

>>36617856
You're a terrible boy toy.. I thought you'd be into that.

Are there any forums out there for cougars? I know Internet law dictates that they be overrun by horny guys but still

>it works i swear!
>it hasnt worked for me yet
>i swear it works
good luck with the kidneys anon

Don't believe the stereotype of the older woman who knows what she wants to piles affection and gifts on her younger beau. Maybe that was the case 8 years ago but the bottom has fallen out on the market and now they're just as entitled as your typical 23 year old roastie.

>>36613478

woodbery

>>36601341
Validation
Origano

>>36603935
milfs don't need to go to craigslist to find young dick. The only girls you'll find on Craigslist will be ridden with stds or be 150 over weight

I need some advice:
>25yo
>recently started caring enough to take care of myself again (shave, dress in non-bum clothes, lose weight etc.)
>always go to same store to buy stuff
>cashier is 55yo milf
>she's pretty non-chatty with most customers
>recently started drawing me into conversations all the time, making comments on my looks, winking at me and laughing at my stupid jokes
Is this just standard cashier/regular stuff or what?

>>36603716
>>36603743

Oh shit, so I have a chance then... I am a total twink, not too tall, 5'9", but I grew a beard, is this a no no?

Talking to an older cuckold couple atm, I have a rather large dick so she wants to meet, but her husbands in chastity, seems like it'll be awkward, they're into humiliation

>>36617094
will you be my mommy gf though?

>>36619770
She wants the benis

>>36619770
You're giving her attention and feeding her ego.

>>36622629
Yeah figured as much, any chance of it going further or does it usually just end at that?

only good looks and a huge penis. fact