/britfeel/

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Together, we will make Mr Kipling strong again. We will make Mr Kipling wealthy again. We will make Mr Kipling proud again. We will make Mr Kipling safe again. And yes, together we will make Mr Kipling great again!

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Nihao, yingguo ren

Went to ikea today and got a cactus.

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Just passing this on to spice up your life a bit lads

/britfeel/ "Doxxing" autism edition.

Service station anon, I visited 2 new services today, both in wales

The first was Monmouth. I generally don't even consider A road services proper services, but Monmouth was very good by A road standards, very spacious inside, and the food was cheap and acceptable.

On the way home I stopped at Magor, just before crossing over the Severn bridge. It was a bit disappointing, not a great range of food, and very expensive, even by service station standards.

>>36597587
>how to suffer from agonising kidney stones by 30

>>36597608

As in, that was directed at him, It wasn't him that wrote that

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>>36597587
Just don't eat boring ramen

>>36597608
Did you fuck any truckers?

>>36597615
Explain your meme please lad. I don't have instant noodles that often like, maybe once a week and its nice to add some extra stuff in to make it more interesting. What in it will cause kidney stones?

>>36597608
How was the cock there?

>>36597641
>SHIN CUPS MY DUDE.

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THREE DAYS WURF

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>>36597641
Not bad mate but give these a try. Best I've tasted desu

>>36597658
They are extremely high in salt, which collects and crystalizes in the kidneys.

>>36597608
What are the dickings like in Wales?

>>36597675
Will if i see it lad

>>36597665

Would really appreciate it if John Terry's mum could not be a regular britfeel post please.

TOPIC OF THE THREAD

>the average 18 year old girl has had 7 sexual partners

>>36597644
>>36597659

See>>36597628

It may have sounded confusing, I'm not the anon who goes cruising, I was just telling him of my own new service station visits today

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probably my last /nightwalk/ tonight, i dont like walking on weekends and im starting nightshift wagecuckery on monday night, bad times lads, bad times

>>36597684
I drink shit loads of water. Will that help?

>>36597699
I am 22 and have had 0 partners

>>36597699
I knew some girl who was 18 at the time and had 19 partners. She was really quiet as well.

>>36597699
Fuckin' slags mate, am tellin' ya..

>>36597699
ANALYSIS OF THIS POST
I'm a pathetic orbiter who is obsessed with women who aren't having sex with me

>>36597706
Look mate it's nothing to be ashamed of. We all get our kicks in different ways. Some of us like a drink, some of us smoke a bit of weed, and some of us go to service stations to get bummed raw with 0 romance.

>>36597699
gonna need a citation lad

7 sounds too extreme.

Burnt myself making a stirfry

>>36597731
Maybe she's pushing the average up?

I wonder how many sexual partners the average britfeeler has had.

I'd guess it's somewhere about 0.4

>>36597699
TOPIC OF THE THREAD

>What is the best afternoon snack to compliment the NEET lifestyle

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>>36597709
Dude why is it so dark out where you are, it's still a little light here

>>36597771
Poll lad. Throw a virgin poll out mate and let's work this out. I would but I'm on my phone

>>36597776

Pot noodle and a pint of full fat milk

>>36597782

that picture was taken several years ago

>>36597776
Space Raiders. Obviously.

>>36597771

That is a very good estimate, although I'd say higher, I'll say 0.8 virgins may be the majority, but of the non-virgins there will probably be a few with 3 or more to skew it.

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>didn't get invited out because they think I'd be too busy on my jrpgs

such is life of the autist

>>36597658
Probably some retard that doesn't know anything about nutrition.

Once said here I'd lost a stone by switching to an oriental diet and someone said "Hurr enjoy your sodium" completely ignoring that oriental people are the healthiest in the world.

>>36597776
Honestly mate, for me, it would have to be a nice Cheshire cheese with a side of cheese and onion tesco value crisps, a heel of asda tiger bread, a pork pie and some tomato sauce on the side. Served with a glass of milk, full fat.

lads I live in countryside right now and I'll be going to Bristol for a three month stay. Am I going to find it difficult there?

>tfw wanking togay weight gain roleplays on omegle again

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>>36597797

Made it lads, vote now

http://www.strawpoll.me/12839092

>>36597833
I've had sex with 8 women and I doubt I'm the highest here.

>>36597863
Does fingering count?

>>36597863
>choose 1
>have to tick 'I'm not a robot'

like poetry

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Was sick today, so I tried to call in a few times a couple of hours before my shift started, but no one at work seems to like answering phones. Then my boss calls me up on his mobile like 45 minutes after my shift started and was pissed off at me that I didn't give any forewarning.

I hate everything about this job - the people, the work, the pay, the conditions. If I get this new job tomorrow after my trial shift, I'm going to quit immediately.

Attention: Jaffa cakes (real) 24 pack for a pound at Tesco

>>36597871
Fucking manwhore mate

I hope I get a cheeky Kev.
Doubt I'm that lucky to be worth one.

>>36597906
>tfw blessed Kev and got quints a few threads back

>>36597863

Lots of 1s and 2s

1.6 is probably going to be the average

>>36597904
It's over the course of 9 years though.

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>>36597863

Not a single virgin so far

Wo xihuan chi xiangjiao

>>36597863
FUUUUUCK. JUST TRIED TO FILL IT IN BUTI HAD TO DO LIKE 10 BLOODY CAPTCHAS THEN IT DID THAT THING WHERE WHEN YOU PRESS ONE IT FADES OUT AND NEVER ENDS

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>>36597554
I can't believe it, I spend like 10 minutes taking the perfect picture, writing out the text, refreshing the catalogue so I could get the first post in the new thread, all for /britfeel/'s entertainment, and I didn't even get one lousy (You).

>>36597946
i put 3 sexual partners, because ur mum counts as 3

>>36597922
Damn, Kev blessed you again.
Maybe you are to become his messenger.

>>36597863
How am I the only one with 0 I thought this was r9k

>>36597946
I'd not be surprised if virgins are the minority on /britfeel/

lets get comfy lads

https://youtu.be/UfcAVejslrU
https://youtu.be/UfcAVejslrU
https://youtu.be/UfcAVejslrU

>>36597994
One can only hope lad. I'm but just a humble man, what would sexy Kev want in me?

>>36598008

might be a virgin but at least you had a "BOOB" get on that post, maybe its a sign things are looking up anon

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7% Virgin
93% non-virgin

/r9k/ would go berserk if they saw this

>>36598008
>>36598040
British girls are just easy shags lads, all it takes is 2 pitchers of cheeky vimtos from spoons and they're panties are basically down

>>36597863
If you voted zero please tell me you're just joking.
Getting laid is the EASIEST thing you can do as an adult, easier than learning to drive or getting a degree.

Who /omegle/ here

>>36598040
I linked it in the /sp/ City United thread so it's entirely invalidated.

>>36598008
>How am I the only one with 0 I thought this was r9k
/britfeel/ has becomie normie-ised over the years, similarly to how /brit/ on /int/ started off with weirdos and autists on it, but now they get through like 15 threads a day and people talk about football

>>36598055
>>36598052
You're awful and mean people.

>>36598076
Poleaboo you're such an angry little paki.

Does it annoy you that we're not all sex criminals like you?

>>36597987
Cuz ur shit m8

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>mfw I'm at the top of a csgo competitive match
I got 50 points but still lost

Post waifus

>>36598055
I'm not joking, if you don't look good or aren't charismatic you aren't getting laid

>>36598031
Kev is a man of extreme positivity. He sees potential in every lad on these threads.

>>36598055
>Getting laid is the EASIEST thing you can do as an adult, easier than learning to drive or getting a degree.

i voted 2 but its not that easy to get sex if you suffer from anxiety. i mean, getting a shag requires dating a girl or pulling them at a club, and a lot of people here are not confident enough to approach

>>36598052
You underestimate my autism

>>36598083
Underaged newfag detected. Reddit is that way, normie.

>>36598106
>good or aren't charismatic you aren't getting laid

its not that hard. if you're average looking, you only need to aproach girls or date them. the average person is pretty boring and obviously average looking

>>36598106
I don't understand why anyone would choose not to look good or not be charismatic though.

Charisma is easy. Read a few books, get in some practice, and you are there.

Same with looking good. 6 months in the gym, new wardrobe, 25 quid haircut, and hey presto you're an 8/10 at least.

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What are you lads drinking tonight? Only the best for me

>>36598122
The hardest part is actually meeting a girl lad, once you do that, getting them drunk and shagging is easy as piss. Getting a gf is the next challenge

t. fat depressed weeb who lost his virginity but never had a gf

>>36597699
I'm talking to a girl right now who's 19 and a kissless virgin. theres pure girls out there.

Im thinking about downloading pokemon go and wondering around the streets later on tonight playing it, while its such a comfy night. Does anyone else still have it installed? Does it still randomly freeze?

>>36598159
and LIARS too

>>36598159
>I'm talking to a girl right now who's 19 and a kissless virgin. theres pure girls out there.
she's also a liar

>>36598106
I'm not joking either that's literally no excuse. People that are virgins are virgins by choice, their choice to not approach females.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ixnv-8Baoc
Look at this freak. He's had at least 2 girlfriends, where are his looks or charisma? There are examples like this every DAY on Jeremy Kyle.

You only need to put yourself out there if you want sex. It's -easy-

>>36598151
have you ever considered the face as well? butterface can apply to guys as well

>>36598159
>I'm talking to a girl(male) right now

>>36598194
Girls don't care as long as you have everything else together.

Obviously if you are incredibly good looking then you don't need anything else. If you aren't, you need to try harder.

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>>36598104

>tfw original waifu post

>>36598191
People like that who have no self awareness have it easy though. No matter how stupid or ugly they are they'll have an unlimited amount of mong confidence without ever doubting themselves.

to be honest at this point, I don't even want to get laid. What's the point anyway? it wont make any difference to my life

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One of you sexperts want to give me some advice here? What do I say? Do I...flirt now or whatever?

Anyone here have any experience with adultwork?

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>>36598151
>Charisma is easy. Read a few books
I just appear condescending. And I am desu, I have a shit personality
>in the gym
I would rather die than go into such a place. Do you have any idea how many opportunities there are for me to sperg out?
>new wardrobe
>implying I can be trendy
>25 quid haircut
I've been growing my hair for three years and there's no way in hell I'm cutting it. I can't see myself ever cutting it desu, I'll probably lose it if I get in an accident and they need to shave my head to operate
>and hey presto you're an 8/10 at least.
No amount of gym, new clothes, or haircuts will change my face

>>36598266
This message is from days ago mate. You posted it before.

>>36598184
is it really that hard to believe? girls can be mentally ill too you know

>>36598256
Don't worry lad, I felt that exact way and I lost my virginity randomly one night out and all I can say is it's extremely over hyped and I could easily live the rest of my life without doing it again

>>36598247
That's where alcohol comes into play.
But seriously lad memes and that aside if you wanted to get laid you would have.

>>36598286
It's from yesterday and I havent replied yet.

>>36598284
>Writes all that and still thinks his face is the problem

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Thinking of buying this and sticking it in my room lads, thoughts?

>>36598266
Tell her if she missed you that much she'd turn up at your door in the middle of the night.

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ANNNND I THIINK ITS GONNNA BEEE A LONG LOOOOONG TIME
TIL TOUCHDOWN BRIIINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND
IM NOT THE MAN THEY USED THINK I WAS
BACK HOME
OH NOOOO
NO IM A ROCCKEEEEET MAAAAAAAN
ROOOOOOCKET MAAAN
BURRRNNIIN OUT IN HERE UN DOOO DOO DOO

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>>36598151
>6 months in the gym, new wardrobe, 25 quid haircut, and hey presto you're an 8/10 at least

>there are people who unironically believe this

Or are there?

Are you trying to ruse us lad?

>>36598222
I want to oomph in your nymph.

>>36598284
why did you grow your hair? long hair looks terrible on guys unless they are incredibly good looking. please tell me you at least get it trimmed every so often?

>>36598294
how do you 'randomly' lose your virginity?

>>36598316

They're noisy lad

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Thinking of buying this and sticking it in my fucking neck, thoughts?

>>36598316
The noise will keep you up lad

>>36598306
just cba desu lad. I probably could quite easily but whenever I get the urge to put in effort I just have a wank and stop caring

>>36598334
>get invited to clubs with some mates
>get pretty much blackout drunk
>go home with a munter
>do the deed

>>36598316
Maybe get an exercise bike fatty

>>36598325
he is exaggerating.

clothes and a good hair cut will put you up two point at most. you aint going from a 5 to an 8 with the shit he stated.

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>>36598288

and sex pests

>>36598342
Well you've identified the problem. Masturbation kills your sex drive.
When I was NEET I'd be wanking 5 or 6 times a day and would look straight through women even if they were obviously flirting with me.
Since getting a job I've cut down to a couple of times a week and now have a healthy interest in women. You'd be amazed at the confidence boost you get from higher testosterone levels too.

If a girl wouldn't date you because you're ugly but would if you were good looking she is extremely superficial and not worth more than a shag

>>36598343
I've done the same thing but I'm no different when I am black out drunk, I don't go near girls and the one time I did I had no clue what to do

>>36598384
lol fuck off. no one wants to date someone they are not attracted to

>>36598325
I know it works because I've done it. Go and try it and then come back and tell me it doesn't work lad.

But you have to also do the charisma part.

>>36598361
Clothes and a good haircut can put you up two points, and then six months in a gym can get you the other two points.

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>>36597528
Nation of immigrants edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36598326
Please do my waifu next senpai

>>36598319
I'd rather not encourage such behaviour desu.

>>36598384
>no women interested in me
>lost weight
>got a job
>wear nice clothes
>drive a nice car
>women now interested in me

They're all superficial slags mate. Just pump and dump.

>>36598385
Don't get me wrong lad, I don't become some chad when drunk. She came onto me but the alcohol stops me feeling nervous so she doesn't think I'm the usual awkward autist I am

REPOSTIN FROM OLD THREAD:


Making a list of outgoings to work out if I can afford to move out anything to add?

rent
gas
electric
water
tv license
council tax
phone
food & drink
internet

>>36598414
I want to see some dirty slags get fucked hard by a few negro stallions

anyone got any good links lads?

I have 8k in savings and need to buy a car for this new job I have
how much do I spend on the car?

>>36598440
Condoms because of all the birds you'll be shagging WAYHEY

>>36598436
Damn what slags.

Even the ugly ones who you liked when you were fat and jobless?

>>36598412
This. I was an 8/10 then I shaved my head, became a 10/10. Wasn't satisfied so I hot the gym for 6 months, became a 12/10, got a pair of yeezys and grew a moustache for x2 bonus. I'm sitting at a 24/10 right now and can't wait to improve even more.

>>36598440
Transport
Home Maintenance
Health (I'm thinking dentist mostly)

>>36598458
eight grand exactly

>>36598458
600 bong on the car, 2000 bong on insurance. Learn the struggles of being a new driver in the UK

>>36598468
There weren't any to my knowledge

>>36598458
I'd probably look to spend 3-4, keep some savings back

>>36598440

hentai
"personal lubricant"
subscription to crunchyroll

How do you stay motivated to work on bettering yourself for a gf when you see a fat guy with a qt gf walking down the street? asking for a mate

>>36598440
escorts, probably 200 a month

>>36598493
So you weren't into ugly girls back then?

>>36598511
I tell myself he's rich or has a massive dick and that she's insecure with serious daddy issues.

>>36598458

Get a lease for 120 a month ish

>>36598466
WAHEYYYYYY LADS LADS LADS
>>36598479
thanks
>>36598501
thanks
>>36598512
maybe as a yearly treat

>>36598440


Anal lube

>>36598515
I wasn't getting into any girls, and I was messaging even the barely human ones on OKC

>>36598511
>fat guy with a qt girlfriend

That's me. The only place anyone is triggered is here.

no matter what you look like, dress like, it makes no difference if you're too anxious too talk to anyone or leave the house like i am

>>36598437
I'm not much different to normal when I'm drunk, If I do coke or mdma I become much nicer but can't fuck people on those drugs

Been invited to some shit party where I only know 2 people. I think I might be busy. I had plans to get drunk and watch old Samurai movies.

>>36598412
>and then six months in a gym can get you the other two points.

lol the gym doesent make that much of a difference. girls barely even notice if a guy lifts. in fact, girls dont even care if a guy lifts, they just want a guy to be slim, or at least not fat. women care more about fashion or a guys face. even saying 2 point from clothes and a hair cut is too much. from all that you have stated, a guy can go up 2 points at the absolute most unless they had a mullet or where fat

you're delusional if you think it makes this much of a difference. its confidence from the gym that makes major differences.

>>36598222
I've just realized your waifu is named from lolita

the main character is obsessed with his "nymphets"

>>36598414

2 girls went by in a tunnel boring machine today and they wouldnt shutup about this ffs

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>is so ugly he can't get a gf
>he doesn't just become gay

explain yourself lads

>>36598587
>tunnel boring machine
you mean your mum's dildo lmao

>>36597580
did you have to put the spikes in yourself

>>36598578
Honestly I'd say a haircut gives 0.5 at most, and being in shape another 0.5.

>student accom I'm moving into in september has 4 girls and 1 other guy

going to be shit lads I know it

>>36598632
You'll be getting so much pussy when they're feeling down or ignored by their boyfriends.

>>36598606

lad, this is /britfeel/ no bully pls or ill get sexy kev down here to suplex you through a table

>>36598632

Girls are worse than men for being dirty, get a cleaning rota up lad and turn them all against each other.

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>>36598652
H-haha yeah lad totally

>>36598429
Who is she? Originally.

>>36598592
Don't know I'd be up for dating a guy.

>>36598652
WAHAY WAHAY LADS LADS LADS.

>>36598436
>nice car

What would that be, lad?

>>36598632
>4 girls

enjoy the toilet being filled with blood/shit and none of them doing fuck all to clean

Speaking as someone who has lived in dorms and worked a shitty cleaning job; women are disgusting.

>>36598684
if it aint german or jap, it's crap

>>36598684
2016 Clio
Nothing fancy, but it's a smooth drive.

>>36598592
Tried it, didnt work for me.

The valleys (South Wales) are extremely uncomfy

>>36598699
Should be alright lad, it's got an ensuite toilet and shower

>>36598657
can't handle the banter, lad?

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>>36598328
>why did you grow your hair?
Because I'm a faggot
>please tell me you at least get it trimmed every so often?
Nope never, mad split ends bruh
>pic related
I normally have it tied up in a ponytail though

>>36598705
haha are you taking this piss, a clio aint shit

>>36598701
>I only drive import Daihatsus and Opels

>>36598705
>nice car

C'mon mate...

M3 driver here. Please bend over now

>>36598747
>>36598744
It's a nice car
I've got a big dick so I don't need anything to compensate :^)

>>36598741

its not banter if it hurts my feelings laddy, who are you to say whats banter, go down 'spoons or have a cheeky nandos with the lads and leave us too it, normiescum

>>36598731
well hopefully the bins are covered too

18yr old stacies won't touch that stuff because "it's gross lol"

>>36598743
Prepare to get flooded by thirsty faggots.

>>36598743
Why are you so attached to your hair?

>>36598743
Are you transgender or trying to be?

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>>36598724
Always wanted to shag this slag off the show lad

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>>36598763
you're calling this a nice car, I hope you haven't got it on finance or something

>>36598743
I wanted to grow my hair our lad but I think I look better with it short desu. It is hard to chop it off though when you've invested so much time into growing it. Knowing that if you decide you want long hair again it would take like another year

>>36598743
nice combover you receeding faggot

>>36598763
You could have a 12 incher but you're still in a girls car

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>the internet
>so many porn videos to pick from
>so many hot women having sex
>hours of content in a single fap session
>the only thing that got me off was a grainy video of a milf rubbing her ass on a skeletons cock

Is this one of the side effects of being an adult virgin who girls hate?

>>36598808
Mine's blue but yeah, it's a solid car.
It's not some ten year old escort or something german.

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>>36598765
no room for softies in /britfeel/ lad

>>36598031
his dick
sexy kev would want his dick in you
as deep as it could go so his balls squashed against your buttocks

>>36598839
Kev is a power bottom if I ever saw one.

>>36598824
>the only thing that got me off was a grainy video of a milf rubbing her ass on a skeletons cock
I honestly dont know what to say

>>36598835
I fucking hated the Beano for this.
My name is also Walter and growing up during the 90s I was bullied relentlessly because of this shitty rag.

>>36598436
>>36598684
>>36598747
>>36598763
>>36598808

NICE CAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tATJ2gyIThQ

>>36598832
yeah why would anyone want a car from a country that is known for making world class cars

>>36598862
it's a pretty gay name lad

>>36598832
>or something german

Oh no, instead it's a fucking French hatchback

Anyone watching born to kill? Kid looks like a robot

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>>36598855
https://www.xvideos.com/video7888276/amateur_creamy_milf_ass_fucked

I'm ashamed of myself.

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>>36598835

posting that picture to accompany your insult to me is just too far my m8, wait til kev gets here, then youll see

>>36598879
Nothing wrong with hatchbacks.
Let's see a photo of your car then (and not your dad's BMW)

>>36598862
you should hate your parents for giving you a daft fucking name like walter tbqh

>>36598743
well its your choice but i think you would look a lot better with a normal hair cut

>>36598892
To be fair mate, you don't need to actually OWN a nice car to think that a Clio isn't that impressive.

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>10 posts a minute

>>36598887
I'm going to make kev my bitch m8

and even while I'm pounding his brown he'll be laughing at you for being a bigger bender than either of us

>>36598915
This. Opinion isn't based off of what you have/what you have done

>>36598894
It's a strong upper-class name. It literally means "one who rules over armies", very fitting considering I play a lot of grand strategy.

>>36598824
>be 15 year old me
>girl I'm close with shows me a porn video
>recently gone back to wank to it for nostalgic reasons
>it's degenerate as fuck


https://www.pornhub. com/view_video.php?viewkey=816145147

>>36598885
Pretty rough lad. Do you often wank to stuff like this?

>>36597554

I laughed (orgasmic comet)

>>36598915
Nice cop-out *winks*

>>36598892
It's a BMW m3 mate and no because it's not stock & can be used to identify me.

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Think I'm gonna make buffalo wings with some blue cheese dip and a bit of homemade coleslaw lads tomorrow haha

>>36598940
maybe to you, it's a softie poof's name to everyone else

>>36598959
BMWs are shit mate, goofy fucking bonnet
japanese engines are the only ones worth buying

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>>36598775
It is a symbol of my femininity. Plus it's taken ages to grow
>>36598777
No but my private tranny side enjoys it
>>36598811
Pls no this is the second time someone's said I'm receding. I'm only 18! I don't have loads of testosterone, how can I be receding? Pic related shows my hairline better

Oh God I'm receding aren't I

>>36598941
kek, do women get off to silly porn more easily?

>>36598946
I try not to but I think its my inner realist breaking free, I know that my chances of getting anything better IRL are pretty slim.

>>36598941
>it's degenerate as fuck
Kek I know that feel. I remember a girl sending one to me on msn and the guy had her suck on his toes and arsehole. Made my tame, pure mind gag.

>>36597987
Didn't you get the memo anon? If you want (You)s you don't make engaging original content, you just force stale gimmicks repeatedly.

>>36599008
>forehead is as tall as the rest of his face
yeah
you're receeding

Odds and I get off my letgargic ass and go to tesco
Evens and I get a cuppa

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>>36599022
Purchase trucks

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>>36598808
>>36598832
>>36598871
J A P C A R
MASTER-RACE REPORTING.

SUCK A FAT ONE FAGGOTS.

>>36599008
>It is a symbol of my femininity.
Mate I'm not being a dick but this is poleaboo terrortory of delusion. You aren't going to be able to pull of the trap/femboy look, play to your strengths and get a nice sharp cut.

>>36599055
off you go lad, pick me up a wispa

>/britfeel/ posters have an average of 2.5 sexual partners

Fucking NORMIES

>>36599059
I will be purchasing a truck soon

>>36599055
Dubs.

Now you have to buy a cup of tea from the tesco cafe as well.

>>36598993
Don't chat shit mate, yea I agree Japanese cars/engines are top notch but so are German.

I'll still be a smug cunt in one of the best drivers cars on earth

>>36598824
Remember that hot blooded feeling you got when you were a preteen, back when you could get off on cleavage?

I miss those days. Only the most degenerate hentai interests me now.

how come whenever someone posts a picture of themselves on here, there is always a few people who will be complete dicks to them?

do you have no empathy

>>36599055
Fuck you! Why did I leave it to fate.
>those numbers though

>>36599015
>I know that my chances of getting anything better IRL are pretty slim.
I wank to mind control or rough forced lesbian sex. Anything else makes me feel sad desu.

>>36599073
>You aren't going to be able to pull of the trap/femboy look

Disagree. He definitely could. Bit of make up and he'd be quite pretty.

>>36599088
Let's be honest though it's no Acura or Lexus.

Lads. I need new music to listen too

Thinly veiled what are you listening to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TSDVLRM1E

>>36598962

A tub of out of date coleslaw put me on my ass for two weeks and I was considering admitting myself to a psychiatric hospital because it gave me OCD

>>36599105
Bit of make up isn't going to fix up the nose/forehead/masculine cheeks.

>>36599112
Acura is Honda
Lexus is Toyota

>>36599088
You moved to Prague yet or was that just a pipe dream?

>>36599113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtCt5UZ4ME

>>36599113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
check out this banger

>>36599136
Yeah, both Japanese luxury ranges.

>>36599113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keIPYS0ddLE

Who /skeet beats/ here?

>>36599008
>I'm only 18!

We can tell by your immaturity, come back in 7 years

>>36599008
Most of us were bullied for our looks at school. It's anon's way of getting revenge for those who wronged him.

>>36599112
>Comparing an Acura to a fucking M3

Jesus Christ...

>>36599163
Yeah my bad M3 is more equivalent to a Corolla.

>>36599113

>listening to anything other than videogame or meme music

Normie. Out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A

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Have any of you lads got the "Rando/Rando4me" app? If you dont know what it is its just an app where you send and receive random pictures from anyone else in the world who has the app, since i hardly ever get any back from britain i think it would be nice to get a pic back from a fellow robot, maybe of this thread or a comfy room, random pic for attention

>loads of posts
>the only (You) I get is someone making a mockery of my post

>>36599055
I went down earlier tonight for some sausages. Going to put them in a wrap.

how do I know what haircut would suit me, I don't know whether I should sort out my wild NEET hair (which is quite long but its unpredictable) or just get a decent short cut.

problem is I don't want to risk going for a short cut if its going to look like complete shit then have to wait months for it to re-grow

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This is now a Welsh thread

We are now the best country in the Union, and the world. Bow down to your new Welsh overlords

Cymru am byth!

>>36599162
i would assume that being bullied would stop people from being dick because they know how hurtful it is

i got bullied for my looks throughout high school and i never bully people for it

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>>36599094
Tell me, does this person inspire you to be nice?

>>36599204
Don't talk to me or my sheep ever again.

>>36599185
Don't post for (you)'s. Post to add to the discussion.

>>36599204
I love living in Wales but I certainly wouldn't say it was the best

>>36599092
I know that all too well, back when I first discovered porn I could quickly orgasm to the most mundane videos and pictures.

>>36599100
Lesbian videos are ok I guess since they don't have any guys around that make me feel insecure for being a virgin skeleton.

>>36599118
That coleslaw sounds like a bad man

I used to have long faggy hair about ten year ago. I'll see if I can find a pic to give you lads a laugh.

>>36599181
>dat jimmy page
where dis

>>36599094
Look at the url nigger.

>>36599185

Be like an octopus, Anon. Spray 20000 cum eggs all over the thread and don't even read anybody else's posts. That's mostly how I navigate 4chan

>tfw started thinking about suicide again

Why can't I be a normal human bean?
Everything I do just makes me depressed and I'm stuck in a rut getting burnt out at work with no idea of why I'm even alive.

>>36599217
He desperately needs a shave + haircut.

>>36599088
>one of the best drivers on earth
>30k

what a plebeian

>>36599142
Thumb nail got me extremely excited, their talking killed it. Amateur porn vids starring them fucking when?
>>36599142
I like it lad, this is extremely comfy yet makes me feel uncomfortable at the same time
>>36599156
this sounds extremely familiar lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fz85FE0KtQ
>>36599180
Nice love a bit of simpsonwave
>>36597987
>currently sitting on 31 (yous)

>>36599217
doesent inspire me to be nice but im not going to be mean for the sake of it. being cruel to people because of the way they look is just immature.

>>36599204
When are we setting up our Welsh border walls, boios? We can't have Londonistan spread over here

>>36599204
Norn Iron is the best part of the UK.

>>36599113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=19s

It's stuck in my head

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>>36599173
Yeah, okay mate, sure thing.

>>36599241

innawoods somewhere, i took that picture in 2011, been back in that area recently and the fallen tree isnt even there anymore, but in 2015 it had rotted beyond recognition anyway, pretty sad really

and no it wasnt me who carved it into the tree if you were wondering, i just found it

>>36599238

I don't even play around anymore. Out of date crap, old meat, mouldy bread. "Oh, I'll just pick off the mouldy bit, I'll be fine!" Never again. The whole experience made me find God. That's how bad it was.

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>>36599142
>mfw I hear normies talking about ASMR and pronounce it "as-murr"

>>36599321
>I hear normies talking about ASMR

Never experienced this

>>36599321
I've never heard anyone say that ever

>>36599321
arsemear

>>36599266
>M3 CSL

You have no clue what you're on about kid

>>36599227
That's exactly what I've done.

>open ended topic questions
>direct responses to high effort posts I see that don't have any (You)s
>maybe a shitpost here or there but nothing to derail the thread

The shitpost got the only (You).

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>>36599105
>Disagree. He definitely could. Bit of make up and he'd be quite pretty.
Pic related is my best photo. If I don't look feminine here then I'll never pass

>Bit of make up isn't going to fix up the nose/forehead/masculine cheeks.
I wish my nose wasn't so big ._.

>>36599363
are you a waifuposter

>>36599330
>>36599334
some roastie on the radio was talking about it and kept pronouncing it as if ASMR is a word and not an acronym

>>36599348

Have you ever laughed at a post and never replied?

Don't assume anything.

>>36599346
Looked it up mate, BMW M3 series is dirt cheap for a "luxury" car. I can pick one up for 30k on autotrader.
For actual luxury you buy British.

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>>36599348
>tfw you make a one line green text meme thread and get 60 replies

>>36599217

I doubt that's even someone from britfeel.

You posted an image claiming that it was me, when it wasnt

>>36599402
That is an actual /britfeel/ poster, found via the steam group.

>Using more gas in April than December

Why is this April so fucking cold

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>phone has been stuck in Hong Kong for the past 5 days
>tfw fell for the chinaphone meme

>>36599416
Course it is mate. We really believe you.

>>36599416
can you dox me i'm in the steam group

>>36599429
global warming

fuckin robot

>>36599416

Who was that guy you claimed was shipanon?

>>36599217
>you will NEVER be as smug as this man

Feels quite shit actually.

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>>36599432
we hope you rike your new phone

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>>36599432
>mfw I imported a game from China and it took 2 months to reach me because I didn't use a courier

>>36599388
Nope desu desu

>be 27
>have mid back length hair
>have had long hair since I was 13
>starting to bald
>hair has receded
>norwood 3 going on 4 and all in the past year
>will probably need to shave head soon
>family, friends and workmates only
know me with long hair
>feel embarrassed to shave it off and sad that I've lost it

>>36599398
My point exactly...You're fucking clueless mate.

M3 CSL is ONE of the best DRIVERS car ever made...It's a track toy not a luxury car.

A 7 series is luxury...M-sport cars are exactly whats in the name.

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>>36599453
Oh no it was the tiger bread guy? That wasn't me, it was someone else.

>>36599447
Here's another genuine /britfeel/ poster. It's strange how all the guys here have girlfriends who are a little on the... plus sized side.

>>36599486
>I-I never meant it was a good car
>it's for racing!
Kek you're moving the goalposts now lad.

>>36599398
if you say RR or Bentley then you've played yourself because they are not completely built in the UK and are RR is owned by VAG anyway

>>36599472
Finasteride will save your hair, but has a small chance of chemically castrating you in the process.

Just an option for you.

I don't want a girlfriend. Seems like too much hassle. I think like the idea of a girlfriend more than they want one.

>>36599492
>Zero proof

Nice lies mate.

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>>36599472
Got an opportunity for character development here lad be happy about it. Just see your life as a story and whenever anything bad happens its just a more interesting plot turn. That's how i cope

>>36599514
RR and AM are what I had in mind.

>>36599528
Same.

I don't really mind being alone.

>>36599533
fb.com/Britfeel/

scroll down, join the group too if you like

>>36599204
>>36599230
>>36599272
>>36599275
Vocaroo your accents

read something interesting from the thread so you can back up your claims

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>>36599528
>>36599547
Don't worry lads, women will soon be obsolete

>>36599517
I've got a Propecia prescription from Superdrug. Using it while I save up it a hair transplant.

>>36599492
>look mum, i posted it again XD

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>>36598104
Is it really doxxing if you have joined a not-anonymous facebook group?

The answer is no.

Posted.

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>>36599582
Utter munter Callum. Sort yourself out.

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>>36599608
This is Callum's bird in a full body picture.

She doesn't look that fat.

>>36599608
I'm not him I just think you're a cringey faggot.

>>36599510
You're on about an M-tech bummer being luxury...You don't have a clue pal.

M3 CSL- 100k for an 04 plate. Hop back in your shitty Clio buddy

>>36599204
Why do you dumb poorfags think it's fair that England gets stuck with all the paki rape gangs?

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>>36598104
Posting the so-called waifu before i go to so-called bed

>>36599637
>that hairline

whelp

>>36599637
I would unironically fuck the shit out of her.

>>36599644

If you fags like racing you might like Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast. He never shuts the fuck up about it.

>>36599652
Yeah and look at how pointy her elbows are. Would NOT fuck.

>>36599637
good enough for me, she doesn't look bad

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>>36599637
she's quite a porker

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>>36599637
She's wearing a dress too many sizes too small lad, she's practically bursting out

I want her to choke me with her thighs

>>36599055
>>36599099
Not at tesco yet lads. Went down the beach for a cig first. The only reason I didn't want to go is cause

IT'S FUCKING COLD ON MY BIKE

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>>36599652
>"slight imperfection 4/10 would not bang"

>I can't get a gf so I'll mock callum's

>>36598585
>the main character is obsessed with his "nymphets"

Interesting hypothesis anon, but is a nymph not also a mythical forest creature?

>>36599644
I'm not even the Clio poster I just find it hilarious you think an M3 is some kind of amazing vehicle.
Where are you going to be hitting any more than 70 in that? Absolute jeb-end.

>>36599637
>I will never get leglocked by Callum's bird

This day just keeps getting worse and worse.

recommend me a backpack lads

>>36599697
ride faster

>>36599700
there's nothing slight about that hairline lad

>>36599723
shit MPG too i'd imagine