>"hey there, Tyrone. staying out of trouble?"

yes suh
(originally)

Sure thing officer. The usual steroids then?

>>36596489
H-hey there officer? Tyrone was m-making fun of me

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>>36596489
RED
DIT
spicy teriyaki ramen

>>36596655
I don't even use Reddit.

But since you don't like this thread I'll change the topic.

ITT: the joys of staring at clocks

I like to stare at clocks and try to perceive the hour hand moving. I find it to be a quit mature-non reddity activity.

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>>36596489
>tfw no Chad policeman husband that gently strokes my feminine benis and calls me his little girl.

>>36597047
i would upvote you, but i don't even use reddit

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Anon, stop! You're under arrest for violating the Virgin Act of 2017! You're only making this worse on yourself by running!