>Give me a reason to not kill you Quick Anon what would you say.

>>36595408
If u dont kill me I'll tell u a secret (:

If I had the courage I would say "go ahead". I don't see how I could persuade someone who is willing to kill me to not do that

make my eyes really big so he thinks there is something behind him and kill him first
>t. watched too many cartoons as a kid

>>36595408
I'd just wait.

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>>36595408
th.. thank you for the release

>[anime face with interrogation mark]
>?
>-

>>36595507
>posts Rick and Morty
No need to shoot him he's already braindead

>>36595408
Unlike most of the people on here I still find some joy from the fact that I am alive and have a choice to live my live doing what I want to do.

>>36595547
>'lol im jus call out this dude cuz he watchs rick n morty an das what i hate s it makez sense!'
Why don't you just allow someone to enjoy something?

>>36595408
Just asking you to see me your face if you aren't and to tell me why i gues. Maybe I can argue if the reason isn't legitimate

While you were sleeping I implanted a small subcutaneous device in your body. I have a similar one inside my own that is constantly sending a wireless signal to yours. If that signal is interrupted, your device will send out electric pulses that will stop your heart. Because my device derives its power from my metabolic processes, when I die, so too does it, and then you follow shortly after.

>>36595596
I actually like Rick and Morty but i just couldn't resist

>>36595408
Killing me is a violation of the NAP and therefore not moral.

Hand me the gun, I'll shoot myself
I'm a genius aren't I?

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>>36595408
i really like your show dr.house. blease dont kill