>Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
Was he right?
A lifetime of torturing sinful chads
Absolutely
>>36595301
>Was he right
As long as they have coolers and snacks in hell
satan bump
>>36595301
fucking kys religionfag
>>36595301
depends..would the 'nice' part of hell just get boring after a few millennia?
>>36595301
Fuck yeah
>Get to toast the roasties in the lake of fire
>Get to fug all the traps going to hell for sodomy with your big devil dick.
>Get to bully all the wrathful bullies
>>36597330
Being a Millenial is basically like being in hell. Those gen zers though, they might have a chance. They just need to drop the whole pity party routine.
>>36595301
Yes, but the corollary is reigning in both is absolute kickass
You guys know Satan doesn't rule hell right? He's being punished with everyone else.
>>36597737
>You guys know Satan doesn't rule hell right?
They don't
>>36595301
Satan does not reign in Hell. He's the first prisoner of it.