>blocks your path fuck up nigga

>>36593269
>teleports behind back

You just lost half your health points

>this is for that time you stole my bike and had me walk 15kms home
>***explodes***

*Inserts pistol into mouth*


*Mumbles* do it faggot!

Slap him the pistol out of his hand and punch him with my iron german fist in the face.

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>>36593269
>No it is YOU that needs to "fuck up nigga"
>You think your pathetic weapon can harm ME?
>If so you are sadly mistaken
>Now step aside "nigga" or prepare to experience a weapon to surpass metal gear

>>36593269
just pretend i don't see the gun nod say "sup" and keep walking

managed to get away from 2 robberies this way during my night walks, they are to surprised to do anything and just let you go

>>36594436
Check your black privilege

What kind of pistol is that? The machining on it looks like shit. It looks like a prototype. So much excess metal.

>>36593269
>fuck up nigga
Already have, multiple times

>>36594436

This, is not a robbery, but it's one of those fucks that try to aggressively sell you candy, the ones that try to rope you in with an unending handshake, he blocked my path, so I just moved over and said "Not interested" and kept walking, must've come out more stern than I thought cause he looked both shocked and pissed.