Qualifications:
- 0-1 years experience (preferably none)
- Must have a triple-digit IQ
- Preferably dark hair or blond curly hair
- Hairy body preferred
- Must not drink alcohol more than once a month (preferably never)
- Must not do any other drugs
- Must not smoke
- Must not be right wing
- Must be dissatisfied with life for reasons other than not getting sex
so you want aloser
OP here, this is what i look like
please post pics of your poopers
so that i may review them
because i am king faggot
>>36592582
>she thinks I, 9/10 blonde haired aryan chad, would ever want to be with her
>>36592582
What benefits come from working at your company over another? What could I expect as a partner in your firm?
>>36592609
We are only accepting losers for this position. Lucky shits are too entitled to be tolerable.
>>36592615
Not me, get lost.
>>36592618
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"SHE"
Also, I prefer dark features.
>>36592625
Blowjobs.
>>36592650
you're still a faggot though
>>36592582
>she
Anyways
>- Must not be right wing
Too bad. I'm out
>>36592582
>- Must not be right wing
sorry, didn't realise bf stood for bitch faggot
>>36592650
>no 401k
>no stock options
>benis
Might as well work for Wal-Mart.
Now taking BF (gay) applications
-Entry level, 0 experience needed
-I don't care how smart or dumb you are, just don't be a prick
-I don't care about your hair type or color
-I don't care about your body hair, but I have a lot of it
-Must drink alcohol
-Weed is fine, no other drugs though, please
-I don't care if you smoke tobacco, I like cigars
-I don't care about politics, I love guns, and I'm also a faggot on the dole
If anyone is looking for a bf, or friend, to eat pizza, drink cheap booze, and watch movies with, I'm your guy.
>>36592650
go get aids, homo
>>36592582
I fit the qualifications but why should I apply?
>>36592582
> Must not be right wing
Lol. I thought most gay white men support right wingers.
>>36592734
not him but go back to your balt wodkachan where the packets are carried to the server on goatback
>>36592582
tfw check on everything but right-wing
a-atleast i came near right?
>>36592752
Because you want a boyfriend, dumb-dumb.
>>36592774
Yeah boy howdy I sure do enjoy when stupid people destroy everything.
>>36592582
What is your mission as a girlfriend?
>>36592840
You're like me anon, we should friends
>>36592582
>must not be right wing
Well into the trash you go as a potential mate LOL
>>36592890
making friends is hardpost contact
>>36592974
[email protected]
No bully if you know where I'm from
>>36592582
AHAHAHAHA YOU WANT A COMPLETE BETA NUMALE FAGGOT
>>36593106
Yeah what of it, faggot?
>>36592582
What's wrong with me being moderately conservative OP?
>>36593232
What isn't? I think neonazis have had enough decades to prove whether they're worth a damn. They're not.
>>36593263
>fell for the neonazi meme
>>36593326
That was you. Real Nazis? Maybe. Depends on how intelligent they are. American hypercapitalist morons? Fuck no.