>TFW realized I needed to stop going on 4chan and make some friends
>Get in my car and drive near the ghetto neighbour hood, drive near a bunch of black guys.
>They tap on my window and ask me to roll it down, I roll down. One of the guys say " Hey you wanna suck my dick in the mcdonalds bathroom? ", they all laugh.
>I laugh, and I chat with them for a while. While they all shit on me, oh well I got to make friends.
>TFW I'm an emotionally fragile faggot with terrible moon swings and I can't handle anymore of this. One of the niggas start stomping on my shoes and kicking me off a bench, they take out a bottle of hot sauce and threaten to burst it into my eyes.
>I go full fucking mad and start elbowing on of them in the back of their head, they grab me and start punching my face. I escape their grab and run away, I than run back and punch one of them in the back of their head knocking them out. I run back to my house while they chase me. I lose them.
Fuck me /r9k/ why do I have to be an emotionally fragile faggot that can't make friends.
>>36592096
all hood niggers are pieces of shit
>>36592096
HAHAHAHAHAHA
lol man, lol
>>36592096
What did his dick taste like?
>>36592279
IDK I didn't show up. Probably dark creamy chocolate you fucking faggot.
>I than run back and punch one of them in the back of their head knocking them out. I run back to my house while they chase me. I lose them.
at least you punished them
fucking normies they tell us to "go outside" but they don't understand how the world is for us
Real question is why you thought you can make friends in a ghetto neighborhood. It is almost like you wanted that throbbing black cock
>>36592349
It was the closest place to find friends.
Fake as duck fuck cuck muck
>>36592330
t. guy living in the safe safe sub urbs of california
>>36592386
OP here, not fake. I do believe they were trying to make friends with me. I guess shitting on each other is how ghetto guys make friends.
>>36592388
t. socal spic living in the barrios
>>36592402
Lol no they thought you were weird for just rolling up to them trying to start a conversation. If this story is real and the neighbourhood really was "ghetto" you got off lucky most people don't like when randoms start snooping around
>>36592096
>i tried to make friends with some ghetto black dudes
but_why.gif