itt: the autism that brought you to where you are now >be

bumping my own thread because i want to feel like im not the biggest autistic loser on the board right now

gotta keep the story alive for the little niggas

>>36591286
Honestly anon why were you looking at something like lemonparty?

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>>36591286
>Be far too intelligent
>Have morals
>Realize your entire species is literally insane
>Sea of filth with no land in sight
Well at least I'll die some day.

>>36593498
You sound really fun to talk to irl can we be friends?

>>36593498
Someone who understands my pain in reality. Maybe one day we'll be able to all band together and start a country of our own.

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>>36593642
You probably do the drugs.

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>>36591286
>tfw when I paid 30$ for an egyptian scat video

I stopped midway through the fap and almost had an existential crisis.

>>36593498
>tfw you will never be able to make friends with someone like this

Hey slow down i want friends too

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>saw funny screenshots of old threads on /b/ back in 2011 when I was a senior in high school
>start cruising /b/ not accustomed to seeing dicks in irl I was weirded out but get over it
>show friends /b/
>we all laugh at the threads
>2012 a girl I was with broke up with me
>I was crushed, so I just surfed the chins even more
>never left
>friends moved on
>now I'm here posting
>still not over that bitch

Damn

>>36593642
>>36593665
>>36593754
I can pretty much guarantee none of you would like me and I wouldn't like you. Anything less than a saint and I want to kill it.

>>36593799
What's your definition of a saint in great detail?

>>36593819
Not right wing, which nearly every single white male is.

>>36593853
That's pretty much the opposite of "in great detail", but whatever.

>>36593867
Why bother? Nobody on this pile of shit website is going to clear that hurdle.

>>36593732
I don't like to brag but I've done 3 whole weeds in my lifetime. So yeah I'm kind of a big deal round these parts

>>36593498
>hypocrite
>moral
>intelligent
>dumb enough not to see the contradiction
Wew

>>36591286
>friends always talked about pain olympics
>I always tried to get them to watch scat videos
I remember watching 2 girls 1 cup for the first time and being like that's it?

>>36593853
So you're just a sanctimonious leftist looking down on the world from your cloud of righteousness? Never mind then.

>>36593928
>>36593961
This level of butthurt suits me fine. I don't like any of you to begin with.

>>36593498
all the normies just love to see goreshit, movies, comics, music, vidya all is filled with goreshit. normies have grown numb to it but when some muslim shoots a few people somewhere then it is a global shock and people slap some shitty flags on their fb profiles and then proceed to watch some more goreshit on tv.

this is all just a play and a cruel joke.

>>36593993
That's because they don't give a flying fuck about gore or actually killing. They care that someone had the audacity to belong to a different kike religion than theirs.

>>36593796
How are you still not over her it's been 5 years buddy

>>36594169
I got too close to her and let her get too close to me emotionally and mentally. We also had the same circle of friends so yeah...

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>>36591286
> be in high school
> hear of 4chan
> "it's a bad place, anon, you shouldn't go there"
> pool's closed, anonymous raids, all sorts of terrible shit
> but they also produce memes, the origin of the quirky Internet things I loved and received normie copies of
> like lolcats
> go to college
> 4chan still continues to hang on and not fall into waste like ebaumsworld or something awful
> graduate from college
> no job
> wagecuck jobs otherwise
> all my friends are gone
> fall into deep depression
> one of the sites I look at posts greentext stuff
> find it one of the funniest things in a while
> realize there are a lot of people out there like me
> start hanging out at 4chan
> what have I done

>be normie who browses 9gag and /r/coontown
>9gag gets raided, coontown gets b&
>go on /b/
>try to cure my trannyness through /b/'s wierd strain of masculinity
>end up being a racist tranny, hated by both liberals and conservatives
>now just browse /r9k/ and /lit/ to escape my life

>>36591286
>lastmeasure
>http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=last+measure
>Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!", and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.

WHAT THE FFUUUUUUUUUUCK DUDE

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>>36594455
>and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation
A website can do this just through javascript?

>>36591286
OP is so edgy I cut myself reading his post. They must think you're a real bad ass know about all those "hardcore" sites like lebbit.

>>36594443
There's no way this isn't bait. You're like 15