AUS MELBOURNE

>>36588728
>making a thread specifically for one city when only a handful of us are on this board
This thread is dead on arrival op.

Melbwizard reporting in.

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same op
I know this isn't a dating site and your going to be disgusted in me but all I want is a fembot (female) to rub her head affectionately against my neck while we listen to the rain.

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>>36588830
People trying to use this board as a place to pick up chicks is whats ruining this board. It used to be comfy before chumps like you started flooding in. Not to mention how pathetic and misguided it is to think you'll find someone on a chink image board.

>>36588728
Sydneybot reporting in

>>36588930
Whats Sydney like? I've never literally never left my state so the rest of aus is alien to me.

>>36588728
Melbourne should be walled off and nuked with extreme prejudice. Fuck Melbourne

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Any room for a Darwinbot?

who /tasmanian/ here

this

>>36588870
"i wish i had a gf" and
"please someone here be my gf" are two different concepts
the latter ruins the board

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>Im trying to make a Melbourne-centric record
What did he mean by this?

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Melbwizard reporting in, cold weather today.

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>>36588728
>meetups

>>36588728
>melbourne
you poor soul

>>36589089

Why? What's wrong with Melbourne? Is it in any way harder for robots than any other city in Australia?

its 8:36 and ive run out of things to watch on the internet and ive already masturbated 3 times, its roof staring time boys

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Fucking Canberra

No-one is ever in fucking Canberra

Why the fuck do I live in this overgrown country town?
It's cold

>>36588997
lol abo

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>>36588974
Samefag detected and verified
>>36560327

>>36589151

My first years on r9k were spent in Canberra. I was in a suburb called Kingston. Was comfy af.

>>36589151
man, i play a fair bit of mtg, even amongst the aut filled community that is mtg the canberra crew are either cooked units (they alright) or neckbeards

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>>36588870
I JUST WANT TO FEEL LOVED!
pls no bully

>>36589191
What's a cooked unit? Do the blokes you play with have irl friends and gfs?

>>36589180
Yup. Still true. Did it upset you? I wish that cunt ran more of you over.

>>36589171
if i was an abo, id do the right thing and kill myself like the other 7 abos who kill themselves every day. no need for an ethnic cleansing here, theyre getting rid of themselves

brisfag reporting
who watching the broncos?

I'm thinking of giving hearthstone a try.because its been awhile since I've played a card game. Is it any good?

>>36589151
My family lives in Canberra, I however am a Melbourne man now

>Brunswick feeleridoo

>>36589184
No way, I used to live in Griffith

>>36589215
You're definitely from Geelong, you speak it so fluently

>>36589240
not sure but I have seen a lot of normies playing it.

>>36589260
>Brunswick
my nigga

>>36589273
I'm not even from your state you stupid cunt. Just stop guessing.

>>36589214
cooked unit = experienced recreation drug user

yeah thats the thing with cards, you have to sit next to people to play.

were all pretty friendly, but i dont really interact outside of matches with anyone

>>36588960
Best weather, no rain, no flood, 95% sunny, comfy temperature all year.

>>36589240
>>36589240
i mean, its pretty good but also quite simple untill you get enough pack from the blizzard man to get some of the more complex / interesting cards.

id recommend it if you have a smart phone capable of running the app. there are better desktop games

There'a huge reddit meetup this weekend if someone wants to fuck it up monumentally with me?

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>>36589336
>Best weather
fuck you I'm jealous. The other day it swapped between pouring rain to bright and sunny 3 times within a couple hours. All I want is to live somewhere predictable.

>>36589347
Speak in reddit lingo that no one would use irl and be really physical with your body language

>>36589387
>Accidentally posted a thumbnail
after all these years I still act like a newfag sometimes.

>>36589347
im down can u give me the intel on it

>>36589419
There is a sticked thread on the melbourne reddit, looks cringe already

>>36589389
i mean, let redditors do their thing, if its awkwardly meet up with other redditors and have 2 pints over 2 hours while they talk about may mays so be it. you aint going to cure autism

do mel/bots/ do drugs?

>>36589151
I just moved here for grad school. I like the cold weather and the general lack of traffic.
Everything is too fucking expensive though.

>>36589347
>>36589437
>Huge reddit meetup
>6 Comments on reddit thread
What did he mean by this?

tfw want to start figure skating

>>36589478
there's 10 posts at least you FUCKWIT

>>36589446
I was giving you advice on how to blend in, good luck though fucking up an otherwise medium sized cocktail party

>>36589191
We're you at Can-Con?

>>36589151
Also in Canberra for uni, constantly bored out of my mind
Haven't left my room in weeks
I still like it better than Sydney

Melbourne is the most neurotypical city in the world. How do robots cope living in nt land? Even if you seek refuge you can still here their house parties and nye parties kek

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>>36588728
Anyone studying law in Victoria? Looking for another robot doing the same thing.

>>36589555
No but I wish I did when I was fresh outta HS
Now I just work for the DOJ doing shit all

What's your dream job?

>>36589555
>future lawyer
>robot
Eat razor blades and die. Try being a 36 year old forklift driver

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>>36589510
Im guessing this is you? I feel concerned, should I give 7 news the tip off of an impending shoot-up?

>>36589576
I don't really have one.

If I could myself into business deals between Australia and China that would be alright.

Criminal law sounds fun. You get paid for being a voyuer.

>>36589601
I can't work in teams so im not going far.

I work and study fulltime. Im functioning alright.

>>36589631
Traffic law would be great only to get all the bogan fuckwits calling up to learn they are basically fucked

>Add people on discord
>never make the effort to talk to them because they're all in different timezones and I'm always asleep when they're awake
>Too scared to add fellow Melbourne robots because they might want to meet me
I wish I wasn't such an autist.

>>36589555

DOJ employee? What do you do?

I think Australia in general is a shitty country for autists. All people care about is sport and clubing. I think people with geeky or intellectual interests are much lower percent of the population here then in the US or Canada for example.

>>36589885
CCV mate and urself?

>>36589947

I work for the Magistrates' Court. If Melbrobos here end up getting girlfriends, they'll eventually end up coming to me when their girlfriends take out an intervention order against them.

Australia is the most normie country ever, I hate it reeee!

>>36589963
TFW i do have an intervention order made against an ex
which court do you work in?

If melb I work literally a block from u

>>36590050

>TFW i do have an intervention order made against an ex

I'm curious what you think of this. What do you think of the process? I work behind the scenes and the whole system seems to be misandric, feminist bullshit.

I get moved around, I've worked mostly in the CBD.

>>36589917
Amen. My best friend in high school struggled really badly and she wasn't autistic-she was just very intellectual and good at school. She got bulled really badly.

>>36589460
>>do mel/bot/s do drugs?
>not asking if there are mel/bongs/ around

come on dude it was right there!
also, yes am mel/bong/

Melb NEET reporting in.

Anybody know a reliable drug delivery service to outer suburbs? Looking for weed, and different steroid stacks. Also Ritalin.

>>36590085
she got taken away in a paddy wagon after my housemates called the cops on her, afterwards the police prosecutor called and asked that I show up to court, turned up not knowing anything about the system, kept on forgetting 'your honour' (i'm guessing that happens all the time) and ended up her with a lawyer working down the 12 month intervention order to a 6 month order, I still have a copy of the order from the court

It worked fine for me but she had a knife to my throat
Her crying got it cut down as far as I remember

>>36590139

just learn to use the darknet m8, you obviously have the time

>>36590182

Thanks for the response. Would you tell the story of your girlfriend and how it got to that point?

>>36590232
She was a graduated law student actually lol
She was just a little asian girl that had a few mental problems and I wasn't in the same space as her. One night I had a few to many drinks and told her to get out of my house and next minute she's got a big knife at me

Are you a registrar?
I'd love to get into that line of work but I would hate to take the pay cut at the start.

Any tips?

>>36590253

Yeah I'm a registrar, it's shitty pay but at least it's engaging.

Just turn up to court one day when it's busy, sit through a few cases. Do this a couple more days, then you can always put that on an application, "I'm really interested in the job, I've seen it done" blah blah, any sort of clerical or legal-clerical work will help, so you should be good.

>>36590226

Tbh I'm not super bright. And even if I followed a guide and got it set up, if I got caught and lost my NEETbux I'd kill myself. So it's too risky.

>>36589460
Is this question rhetorical?

>>36590340
Come visit me anytime man I'd love to ask questions about your thoughts on infringements and how they are acted on at the mags

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