Give me more info on this man, I wanna cringe tonight.

Dan "don't untie her" Schneider

>>36585503
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

>lmao this is originall

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DAN "wipe that tear, its for your career" SCHNEIDER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Rumor has it, there have been several stings to catch him in the act, but "The Man" can always smell when they are overage.

>>36585503

I feel like Dan gets all these memes saying he is a molester, but in 5 years when he dies from a heart attack we will learn the girls forced themselves on him, giving him aggressive footjobs while force feeding him burgers, pizza, and beer.

Every thread I see about him has so many deleted pictures. Weird.

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You just know Schneider had to rush to the bathroom after this take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2m_yIur0o

Look at her face. She knows

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>>36585623
They've been married for like 15 years

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>>36586431

At first she looks stunned, degraded, ourtraged. Then she feels something deep inside, something primal; it just feels right. She can't help but hide that look of utter satisfaction

>>36585503
WHAT'S HIS NAME???

Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider

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>>36585503
He's pretty much the guy behind all the live action teenage-centered Nick shows for the past 20 years.

Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, ICarly, Victorious, and many more were all him.