>tfw you realize people on 4chan aren't cleverly pretending

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yeah but that, """""synchronicity,""""" though, amirite?

i realized at some point the whole creative aspect of my identity, the intelligent thing, was just something foisted on me by people looking for redeeming qualities in me, that i was willing to take on for the benefits. the reality is that i'm a lazy chronic masturbator. i can clip my toenails by folding them back then ripping them off. now there's a talent.

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>>36581990
>I'm just like, 3 smart for this bored :^)
So you're one of those guys?

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The accelerated postmodernism of 4chan has gotten to the point that I have no idea what level of irony anyone is on at any given time
The world as a whole has dissolved into an indecipherable mess of genuine meaning, irony, genuine meaning so stupid it comes off as irony, post-ironic meaninglessness, shilling, virtue-signalling, and propaganda that even people who watch generic tv news every day have realized that one has no access to anything resembling the truth
The internet was a mistake

I actually have 140 IQ and I am pretty smart. You just aren't smart enough to see my irony.

>>36582244
I didn't even try irony until post-trump, I don't think I can ever go back.

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>>36581990
>you've been spending time reading these thoughts for years
>you'll continue to do it for years

>>36581990
>polluting your mind

I'm not so impressionable tho.

Internet access outside of research labs was a mistake

>>36582424
Read Good Old Neon by DFW.

>>36581990
Actually it's worse than that, I suspect that each faction is at least 30% of the userbase, but literally nobody knows the actual ratio

I think that's why I come here, in real life I'm surrounded by people who know they're smart, I find it really interesting to have a community where nobody is trying to prove anything

The high IQ people are all on /pol/

>>36582845
>The high IQ people are all on /pol/
Guffaw.

>>36582542
That's like telling him to kill himself

>>36582244
This, except not the internet thing. It was always the destiny of people forced to live together in this way for this to happen, the internet only allowed us to see happen. It's already been happening. The indiscriminate collective is indiscriminate also in its thoughts.

>>36581990

You are too concerned with not being an idiot

It really doesn't fucking matter

>>36582956
>tfw genuinely scared the world is going to end
I don't want to die.

>>36581990
LOL... yeah, I had that realization a few months ago. Well, I still come here to laugh at the idiots and enjoy the 2% or so of posts that aren't idiotic.

>>36581990
Yes, I realize.

>>36582845
This is the truest thing in this thread.

I come here to observe myself and how my mind works

>>36582845
>>36583242
>The people who think they have the highest IQs are on /pol/
>The people with the lowest IQs are on /pol/
Amazing how both of these are true.