>no clone of myself to be friends with

>>36579763
What would you even talk about with yourself?

>>36579763
My clone would probably be the whiniest and most annoying sack of shit ever. I'd probably ditch him within 2 days.

>>36580031
This

If you wouldn't hate your clone you don't belong here

>>36579763
>No fuck you, I've been listening to X before he blew up!
>No fuck you, I was listening to him way before you were, you dick rider.

>My pain is way worse than yours!
>Are you kidding me? I have it way worse!

>You'll never know how depressed I am. Tfw I will never have a Japanese first-generation wife with big feet.
>Fuck you, you don't get how depressed I am! Tfw I will never have a Korean first-generation wife with big feet.

That's how that would go.

>>36579763
don't worry op, I relate to you

>>36579763
TFW no female clone so I can marry her and have the perfect waifu.

>>36579763
make two facebook accounts of you and bantz with urself

>>36579763
>tfw clone is a chad

>>36579796
I talk to myself in my head/when I'm alone all the time. It would be nice to have someone to talk to who likes all the same things as me. It would be nice to have someone to get stuff off my chest to when I feel shitty.Also we could take turns fucking each other and then snuggle after

I wouldnt be friends with a fucking loser like myself

I would end up not getting a clone, but creating an embodiment of the part of me that just mocks and criticizes me all day.

>>36579763
>no clone of myself to have sex with
fixd

We probably wouldn't be friends. I think I'm really toxic against people similar to me.

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>have clone friend
>be reminded of how fucking ugly and bald I am every time I look at him