Rate my revised apology letter I'm sending to my ex

>>36579525
That's the gayest thing I've ever read in my life. I hope your boyfriend laughs as much as I did.

How to look pathetic 101: Send an apology letter to an ex
just move on dude...

>>36579525
You better be squeezing your dick between her fat labia. I didn't read the rest but I'd imagine you went full pussy fart.

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>>36579525
You shouldn't go through with this anon. It's an awful idea. Keep on bettering yourself, maybe she'll notice that. Otherwise you should really move forward and leave this in your past where it belongs.

>>36579579
>>36579615
>>36579619

I've moved on big time. The breakup was last November, it's just I don't believe in cutting people out of your life.

For what purpose ?

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that was actually disguising to read, thanks anon

>>36579525
here's a better one

"hey, you doing anything right now"

>>36579659
Anon, bad boys all need a bit of edge in them to be a respectable bad boy. And, you are fully spherical.

>>36579525
DO NOT SEND THIS.

The cringe is inherent in your message. You cannot edit it to remove the cringe. Sending an apology to your ex is cringe. The medium is the message. DO NOT SEND.

>>36579861
So maybe just a meet up or something

Hmmmmm fuck.

How long ago did you break up?

>>36579895
It was a little less than a week ago

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>>36579525

>We all walk through a desert to get to our oasis, and I repeatedly offered a mirage of having water to offer that stunted us both. That lasting negative energy in my memories is just disgusting, considering the experiences we had together. On the level of your "Oh-that's-SICK" updating from Windows 8 kind of disgusting moment. GROSS.

This is the most gag inducing thing I've read in a long time. Kys

>>36579895
Last November

>>36579915
Lol fuck you

>>36579525
Stop. Delete her number. Jerk off. Forget about her forever.

Based on this lettr alone, you will

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be able to convince her to date your autistic ass again. Don't try.

>>36579659
>For what purpose
You were both in a relationship and now you're not. Going back to being friends is more effort than it's worth. That's the purpose of dropping it. Why would there need to be a purpose anyway. Just move on and try not to think about her.

is this a joke? dude don't send that to your ex you fucking idiot

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AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA STOP STOP STOP STOP SOMEBODY PLEASE DELETE THIS