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Hey redd- britfeel. What movie do you recommend that most people have never seen?

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First for shite movies

>>36576429
>cool hand luke
>boys from brazil
>the defiant ones

>>36576387
cracking open a cold one with the boys (of britfeel) tonight, whats everyone's poison?

Testing to see if I'm banned globally, or just from /a/

>>36576429
The Dark Knight rises

original film

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>>36576458
For me, its a classic gin and tonic

>>36576458
Tea, lad. Gotta be tea

>>36576458
Got some strongbow on the go lad how about you?

>>36576458

cannabis. about 11 so it's cut-off time.
got work tomorrow. at least it's thursday tomorrow.

WALES meetup when? : ^ )

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>>36576429
Not a movie, but you need to watch the shit out of the TV show Peaky Blinders. Just finished it, genuinely one of the best things that I've ever watched.

>>36576429
dancer in the dark directed by lars von trier
but i'm biased because my waifu is in it [\spoiler]

>>36576458
a 20 bag and a bong

>>36576519
Already seen the first 3 seasons lad. Is good like.

>>36576494
original? can't stomach the stuff myself, i'm on fosters tonight (i know it's not much better)

>>36576505
north wales here
its a fucking shithole

Who /teetotal/ here?

>>36576601
i always think about it, it'd probably be great for my health and save me a lot of money, but it just never seems to happen
what's your reason if you dont mind sharing?

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>>36576387
I still don't understand why he is dreaming of May, of all the politicians.
Sophie Turner for dream bubble.

>>36576574
Yeah I cant stand beer for whatever reason. I used to be a vodka man but I've managed to avoid drinking that in ages (still have my other vices unfortunately).

>>36576691
i've never liked vodka but i drink it to get smashed, nasty stuff though
everyone needs some vices to unwind with

Who else is in to hypnosis or identity death

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>>36576429
>Hey redd- britfeel
mate........ next time you cross the road, don't bother looking

>>36576691
Had to drink cider and rum myself, almost 20 and still have a major sweet tooth. I suppose vodka is drinkable with mixers, and after a few shots taste becomes irrelevant.

>>36576387
FB.com/britfeel/

SHAMELESS FB PAGE SHILL.

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>>36576387
Interracial fun in the sun edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your big beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>36576752
You mean to wank to right? Me. Hard to find any good porn I mostly stick to written erotica.

Disgusting spot on my neck I cant drain lads.

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>>36576769
downvoted

Phvtt

>>36576682

Well two fold, firstly I never really got into it to quit. I would drink very occasionally maybe 3-4 times a year, but I'd never get an 'urge' to drink and only did so on special occasions.

Secondly, because it's easier being teetotal than a light drinker. If you tell people that you are teetotal they will accept it and not bug you, if people know you do drink, even occasionally, they'll constantly pressure you to drink frequently.

>>36576779

oh my god i can't believe you've done this

>>36576458
Just left the pub, had strongbow and some rum and coke's. Not drinking at the moment now, just chilling.

Lads..... is the darknet safe, I want to get in shape and can't face the nights without being drunk so need to feel calm without calories

>>36576787
Yeah same lets kiss

>>36576864
Yeah I order from there all the time. What you looking for?

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OH DONT GO BREAKIN MY HEAEARAT

>>36576874
weed and potentially something to open my pineal gland

>>36576864
Yeah, bitcoins are becoming more annoying to use though.

Buy off of coinbase then transfer to a wallet.

BritishKnight/OptimusCrime is a well known seller. 100% safe in my books.

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>>36576910
I COUDN IF I TRY

>>36576837
I need people to follow it so I can sell it to an arab and buy tesco potato shapes.

Help me out senpai.

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>>36576941
HOOOEANEY IF IIIEEI GEET RESTLESS

>>36576937
Aint you got to send encrypted messages to the vendor? Sounds too for complicated me

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>>36576971
BABY YOU NOT THAT KIND

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>>36576941
>>36577001

Stop being silly

Might watch Cracker again lads. Bloody good show.

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bit of a mad question this

anyone got the /fa/ clothing pack that goes with these shoes?

thank you

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>>36577022
OOOOO OOOOOO
NOOOBODY KNOWS IT

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12833608

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>>36576994
You can do.

A lot of places don't really care though, once you set up PGP once it's easy as fuck.

A lot of sites auto-encrypt anyway.

>>36577033
Well bollocks to that plan. Cant find a decent copy online.

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Any of you lads have any phobias?

>>36576837
>>36576779
Also, I just linked the best site to view SLAGPOSTS from you local area.

Thank me later

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I am in bed and comfy. I recommend you try to get in that position yourself.
Post waifus

>>36577135
>once you set up PGP

I don't have a clue what that is nor will I be able to do it lol. Does Alphabay insist on encryption? If not I will give it a go

I can't pick a side in the whole northern Ireland thing

>>36577357
Are you one of the few straight said I posters?

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>>36577357
My whore flatmate and her boyfriend are having an argument

>>36577345
This is bad. I dont want to be autistically checking every day in case a girl I know might be there.

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just had a wank lads, can't stop listenting to 80s music still.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo

>>36576779
GCHQ really scraping the barrel these days

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Where is this mad man? I need him in my life

>tfw stuck in East Devon

Are all of us on AB now? Feels like in the last couple of weeks there's been a lot more posts on it.

Took me about an hour to work it all out and I'm shit at this stuff. Got some legit pharma valium delivered within a couple of days. Have ordered some cabergoline and apparently that's coming from Turkey so I'm a bit more concerned about that but fuck it, I'm suicidal half the time now anyway

>>36577445
I check every week or so.

Found a girl that used to hang around in my friend group.

Kinda ruins your imagination desu.

Good wins though. She has great nipples.

>>36577390
You CAN do it. It's easy as fuck.

I can't remember, haven't used it since silkroad 3.0 went down.

If you want, I can run you through it, easy af.

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Out the door
Just in time
Head down the 4-0-5
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 am
The phone rings in the car
The wife is working hard
She's running late tonight again
Well I know what I've been told
You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own
No I'm
I'm no superman
I'm no superman

>>36577520
>Are all of us on AB now?
Not me, Dream market.

>>36577122
Northern Ireland isn't even in Britain you retard.

>tfw no East Devon option

>>36577540
I CANT GET TO SLEEP
I THINK ABOUT THE
IMPLICATIOND
OF DIVIN IN TOOOOOO DEEP
AND POSSIBLY THE
COMPLICATIONS
ESPECIALLLYYYY AT NIGHT

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>>36577525
I've posted pic related for a laugh. She's fucked hundreds of guys so it's possible.

Is it possible to leave 4chan? It seems like my life can be seen in two parts; before 4chan and after. I mean, I like britfeel and the website can be entertaining but it's so easy to spend all day here. It's gotta be having an effect in my psyche as well see I g the shit on here. Remember the good old days lads when the internet was just a fun little novelty and not the main feature? Ahh probably just getting old.

anyone here from aberdeen?

>>36577313
im terrified of drowning, and by extension im scared of large bodies of water

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>>36577600

I should know
Who I am by now
I walk
The record stands somehow
Thinking of winter

Your name is the splinter inside me
While I wait

And I remember the sound
Of your November downtown
And I remember the truth
A warm December with you
But I don't have to make this mistake
And I don't have to stay this way
If only I would wait

>>36577345
ive checked that site so many times and never seen anyone i know, im starting to think itll never happen

>>36577669
WOKE UP AND WISHED THAT I WAS DEAD
WITH AN ACHING IN MY HEAD
I LAY MOTIONLESS IN BED
I THOUGHT OF YOU AND WHERE YOU'D GONE
AND LET THE WORLD SPIN MADLY ON

had a dream that a girl was rubbin my dick through my jeans at a carboot sale
then I ran into UKOGmonkey and apparently used to go to sunday school with him

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I swear Tommy Robinson is gonna wind up dead one of these days.

>>36577602
Brighton?

Just cause Refugees welcome... And the Asian guy...

lads. i remember an 80/90s british clothing set got posted here once and i cant find it.

does anyone have it? would be much appreciated if you could post it

>>36577616

I can relate. My feelings about women have been permanently altered by 4chan. The stuff's all true, but I think I'd rather I kept living in blissful ignorance

>>36577741
Hey Julie
Look what they're doing to me
Tryna trip me up
Tryna wear me down
Julie, I swear, its so hard to bear it
And I'd never made it through without you arooound

>>36577765
I hope so.

The guy is fucking retarded.

>>36577602
white women are so gross

>>36577792
From Birmingham but lives in london.

>>36577864
>>36577839
Fuck off poley

kek not original

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I need some (You)s real quick, lads. I can't tell you why but it's important. Help me out here.

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https://youtu.be/Zx4Hjq6KwO0

>>36577957
Here you got broseph. Now like the britfeel fb page pls, I need to sell it to buy beans.

there goes my sleep schedule again
2 days, what a legend I am

ffs what is it with the nighttime. Always feel tired all day then get massive bursts of energy at night when its too late to do anything. I'll get hyped for my future, start making lots of plans, things will be different this time etc... Then I sleep and wake up feeling like shit again until night. I'm such a predictable cunt.

Are slim fit jeans gay? I never know whether to buy slim or regular fit. I don't want to look like I am wearing denim leggings

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>>36578122
thats exactly what happens to me cue going to bed earlier than usual with plans to do something then either sleeping 12+hours or waking up and feeling too tired to do anything

What's with this YouTube ad I keep seeing with just the play button? Its just like 3 seconds long but plays before a video. Why are they advertising when I'm already using the website wtf

>>36578153
No, sucking cocks is gay though.

>tfw playing persona 5 on my second monitor through remote play while on my pc and able to shitpost

this is truly maximum comfy

Post-shit farts are the most godly thing on the planet. Wish I could bottle it

>>36578153
Slim fit aren't, skinny are were it gets confusing.
I'm mostly a bottom well want to be but there are some delicious butts in skinny jeans around these days, I thank /fit/

It's funny, I see quite a few BF/WM relationships these days, and in virtually every single one, the woman is some ultra sassy SJW, and the man is some massive cuck, and there are constant arguments about how he is being insensitive or whatever, she generally puts up with his 'racial ignorance' but it causes a lot of friction. This video illustrates it perfectly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiU0aqqKp0

I had a black gf once, and I called her nigger pretty much everyday, used to be completely and openly /pol/ack, and we got on perfectly fine.

>>36578200
>remote play

What is that?

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What are you lads downloading right now?

>>36578153
slim fit is nearly as tight as skinny, get regular

>>36578153
slim fit arent thaat slim, there's no chance of them looking like leggings unless you're really fat. they dont at all until you get to like super skinny at least
t. loony

>>36578235
Nothing, got a 1tb hard drive filled with movies i've got to watch but somehow never do despite being a NEET

>>36578235
An episode of Retro Gamer magazine with a Peter Molyneux interview

Annnnd it's done

>>36578234
if you have w10 you can download a ps4 remote play app to play your ps4 games on pc, quality can be a bit ass but its still comfy to sit at your desk and play while on your pc

We've really gotta sort our lives out lads before it's too late.

>>36577072
I remember a lad posting last year about buying these or very similar trainers.

>>36578296
well I'm trying but it still feels as if i'm going in circles

>>36578312
probably these lad. they are very popular

i used to have a pair

>>36578296
I know lad its getting quite bad now. I'm sick of being a failure at everything I do. Im sick of constantly acting ironically or sarcastic to mask how I actually feel. I'm sick of niggas lying, I'm sick of bitches hawkin
Matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin

>>36578312
i got some black ones last year but im pretty sure i didnt post about it

>>36578296
Too late for me mate. Good luck to you though.

>>36578431

How late is too late? I'm 24, and I've got a shitty low wage job that just about pays the bills (so at least employment history) but otherwise haven't had a gf since 17, and seem to be going nowhere

>>36578469
>How late is too late?
I'm 30 but it's hard to say when the turning point was. Probably different for everyone.

>>36578122
>>36578165
Same boat guys, was falling asleep around 9pm then suddenly BOOM. Ridiculous amounts of energy. Fucking hate it

Pretty sure i'm going to die without having had the touch of a woman lads.
And all i can think about is my cute boss.

Is it worse to die a virgin, or to be so unlovable that you have to pay for it?
Does it even matter? Is there something wrong in my head?

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>>36578508
I don't know, I had the same thought. I'll die without having even any physical or romantic contact with anyone. I'll probably just pay someone to hug me for 1 hour eventually just so I know what i've been missing, not that bothered about sex tbqh

>>36578508

If you die a virgin, you cant get sex without paying, if you see an escort, you can't get sex without paying

At least with the second, you physically have have sex.

Think I'm just gonna attack this neck spot with a razor blade fuck it.

https://youtu.be/5giWfpANMac
just wear sunscreen lads

I'm off to bed lads, gotta get up at 9 to travel to Cardiff

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i feel like it is inevitable for me to live a proud life. i tried turning my life around but my mental health has gotten worse. im afraid that i am going to go completely over the edge and start hearing voices and shit. its unfair, i tried to be strong and i have done everything i possibly can. i spent every day improving myself, hours upon hours spent reading and working out. i wanted to give up and spend my time wasting away like everyone else but i never, and now it has all been for nothing.

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Where is Len, I'm sad and need him filling my mouth for comfort, all soft and warm no homo haha

>>36578629
Jesus fucking hell. I haven't been in this thread for almost a year and this is how reedit you fags are now. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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anyone want to sing us a song?

I need to sustain constant rage and self hated to succeed. Pity doesn't work. Sadness leads nowhere. Rage is good though.

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Lads! I need your (you)s and energy so I have the strength to shower! Please!

Sleeping in a bed for the first time in months lads.
Glorious.

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>>36578706
hes sleeping and i'm all alone here with my thoughts

>>36578676
Consider giving this place a break mate and getting some fresh perspective. If you agent in a good way atm try not to worry so much about reading and exercise, just relax for a bit and do some things you enjoy.

>>36578740
Downvoted
>>36578835
Here you go lad haha xDCfd

>>36578912
Len harem battle when?
Do we have an actual battle, or a dress-up contest, or a blow off or what?

>>36578469
25 no employment history.

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>>36578987
we dress up as girls and blow eachother off?

len will probably reject us all anyway

Ten years from now, where do I want to be? I wanna be just livin' man. Just living comfortably with my niggas man. In a pool and shit, smoking plenty indo, you know I'm saying? I got my wife, just lounging with my wife, you know I'm saying? With my daughter, her daughter, you know just laid back. Just chillin', you know I'm saying? Living, all my niggas is living. Where I think I'll be? Ten years? I don't think I will see it, for real dog, for real man. That shit ain't, promised man. I don't think my luck is that good, I hope it is but if it ain't so be it. I'm ready

I reckon 3 of the more normal regulars could take on the entire wiafu brigade and win easily.

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>>36579067
>len will probably reject us all anyway
But then we would all cry and Len-sama wouldn't like that

>>36579125
I reckon the truck boys poster alone could desu

Can someone tell me about this 'len' bloke.

He has about 10 people worship him, 2 gayfags literally love him, and he probably couldn't give a toss about britfeel

>>36579143

He almost certainly could.

I imagine truck boys poster to be about 20, and of average build, each waifu poster probably have incredibly lanky arms/legs, and could be pushed over with the most meagre of force.

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>>36579134
Maybe his masterplan is matching harem members with eachother so we won't end up crying but being in love with another

>>36579149
Len is the Avatar blue hair fag.

/BRITFEEL COUNCIL OF ELDERS/ - 1 AM
--------------------------

>got the guff
This went down brilliantly today, many anons went along with it, and we even had a guy ask what 'got the guff' even meant, and he was ridiculed for it.

>Amerifeel meets Britfeel
A good official state visit was conducted, no one was killed.

Please mention other items of business

given that american met shipanon, which poster would you like to meet the most from here?

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>>36579149
He posts avatarfagging as Len the vocaloid character and it relentlessly optimistic, considerate, kind and he's the infamous Pusher of the Rochdale Canal I only speak kindly of him because I'm terrified pls send help we are all his sex slaves

>>36579268

Either east devon anon, road wars anon, or Xi poster (I might meet him soon anyway)

>>36579125
i reckon i could, solely because i lift, and i used to box. im not really hench but im quite strong compared to the average person

>>36577313
I have an extremely intense phobia of having an allergic reaction or other severe side effect of new foods/medications, to the extent that I have to be under professional medical supervision whenever I have a new prescription.

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Move over lenfags. There's a new sheriff in town

>>36579125
I reckon so. I'm not especially 'ard but I lift and grew up poor.

>>36579382
i like this avatar

most of the other avatars are of girls or skinny faggy fem boys

krillin is bad ass

is corbyn actually bad though

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>>36579125
Nuh uh I've won medals for my grappling and my snuggling

>>36579247
A Surrey meet up was discussed. We shall see if it ever takes place.

>>36579445
>is corbyn actually bad though
Yes

>>36579461
why's that

organilia

>>36579268
>given that american met shipanon

>Voluntarily agreeing to meet a stranger obsessed with serial killers

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>>36579365
thats a phobia? I refuse to take any medication even minor painkillers because i'm worried about it doing something to me. The day where I actually need to take medication I forsee their being a few problems

Don't know if i should chalk it up under other shit i'm paranoid about though

>>36579483
economically illiterate

>>36579512
how so

orgasmica

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>>36579268
Haha I sure hope no lads say me

>>36579268
truck boy poster tbhwy

>>36579536

what anon are you, anon

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>>36579536
WHY WON'T ANYONE RECOGNISE MY EXISTANCE

For the record, me and the yank didn't exchange names, therefore we both started and finished our meeting, merely knowing one another as 'anon'

anyone watching the snooker its propa comfy

>>36579602
I hope ding wins

>painfully depressed about my acne
>drank enough to want to drink more but have no more
>one last cigarette before bed
and that concludes my early morning update

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ive got this trackie for going out with me bird this Saturday. i thought i would splash out some extra cash and wear something special because its our 3 month anniversary.

what do you reckon lads?

>>36577572
Well it still belongs to the queen.

new monitor should come tomorrow
setting it up is gonna be the highlight of my week right there

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>>36579937
what'd you get lad? I just bought and setup a 2nd monitor today, been meaning to get one for like 5 years but never got around to it.

>>36579874
That you should get some proper clothes you chav

>>36576780
Watched 4 minutes and then couldnt bare any more, this is poor writing and generic editing, the only memorable thing about it is that it's a comedy with Black people. In 4 minutes there were 2 interracial sex scenes, seems desperate.

Characters:
Black guy who shags everyone, sex scene shown he's kissing his muscles and talking himself up while girl is gushing whilst spewing the bbc stereotype. "He had sex for 6 hours and now every girl wants him" riiiiiiight.

Next, we have this guy whos a virgin and spews some "im a virgin i cant tell youre coming on to me" dialogue. Then proceeds to make a tard of himself.

Then theres this guy whos really good at sports, "oh wait i should have started with, he's gay". Thats his personality, the segment about him is him vomiting on a women he's trying to bone and then fantising about his mate.

And finally....the cool guy. Who then proceeds to objectify a woman but he's cool so it's cool. Then i stopped.

The lack of originality both in directing, editing, and writing offends me. The worst part is the creator will probably claim people thought it was shit because its an all black cast rather than because it looks like some teenagers fantasy of what their life. My favourite part is that they're all 17/18 and every actor looks at least 20.

>>36580022
This was a good post.
>>36580066
First /britfeel/ thread?

>>36580022
Youll never lose him again now lad

>>36580022
some old dell one
it'll be a second display

I still live at home and my desk is tiny so I'm limited to a 27" and a 19" in portrait
perfect for shitposting whilst playing games

>>36579874
Looking smart those lad. You'll be well sorted if it starts lashing down

>>36580041
the fuck are you sayin ya wool. what do you reckon is proper clothes then lad? i bet ya wear ya mums knickers and recon your proper boss

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When I was younger, younger than before
I never saw the truth hanging from the door
And now I'm older see it face to face
And now I'm older gotta get up clean the place.

And I was green, greener than the hill
Where the flowers grew and the sun shone still
Now I'm darker than the deepest sea
Just hand me down, give me a place to be.

And I was strong, strong in the sun
I thought I'd see when day is done
Now I'm weaker than the palest blue
Oh, so weak in this need for you.

haven't bit my nails since february lads
think I'm cured

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>tfw too scared to go to sleep

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Posting a cheeky Reliant Robin before bed.

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morning anons
I'm getting really bored of my friends desu. Talking to them is tiresome.

>>36580256
what are you scared of?

ori ori

>>36580283
saw one of them on my way back from stockport today
looked proper mint

>>36580227
I had a retainer for over a year when I was a teenager and during that time I managed to stop biting my nails. However now I'm back in the habbit, it never seems to leave

>>36580297
>being alone with my thoughts
>dreams, either good or nightmares
>waking up to another day of shit

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>>36580256
>tfw random bouts of hypochondria
>think if I go to sleep I will die
bad feel desu

>>36580313
Remember anon today might be a better day! Originalios

>>36580313
know that you are in my thought and i am hoping that you have good thought and are able to relax

know someone cares

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>>36580338
>>36580331
Thank you lads that honestly means a lot. I'll chat to you tomorrow.

>>36580144
nice one kid. me mum even said that they proper suit me

>>36580366
looking forward to it

stay strong brother

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>>36580256
>tfw too tired 2 sleep

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>>36580366
Image 4 u friendo

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>>36580256
same, just because if I go to sleep at this time i'll end up sleeping all day, doesn't feel as bad waking up at 4pm if you went to sleep at 8am

>>36577839
No wonder you come to /r9k/. You wanna see your entire race get fucked by monkeys and sandniggers. Fucking cuck

>be 22st
lose almost a pound a day
>be 12st
>lucky to lose a pound a week
it hurts

>>36580923
12st is a good weight. Any less and you might become a twink

>>36580973
but I still have a belly

>>36581013
how tall are you? im around 12 stone and i only have a bit of a belly

>>36581117
6'1
but I have next to zero muscle mass
and no I don't want to gain any, there'd be no point

>>36580545
Fuck off back to where you belong >>>/pol/ if you don't like it here then

>>36581149
I bet your belly is mostly loose skin from being fat. Also if you keep trying to lose weight with any muscle at all you don't get a flat stomach. You need some muscle to fill out that skin.

>>36581274
I got fairly lucky with my skin overall
my arms are kind of a mess, and I have stretch marks all over my belly, armpits, thighs, probably other places too, but nothing seems to sag

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I always get dubs
Always
Check it out losers

>>36581149
should be about 13 stone to be a healthy weight for your height

im around 12 stone and im small, im only 5 ft 8

>>36581349
yeah but like I said I still have a belly
I don't want a belly

>>36581374
are you sure its not spare skin? I'm around 10 stone and still have a "belly" but its actually just skin cause I lost weight too fast

>>36581374
Shouldn't really drop any lower than 11st at your height. You need to get some muscle though. I don't mean like bodybuilding but just a foundation of muscle if you want a flat stomach

>>36581397
yup, it's squishy and jiggly
I'm well versed in adipose tissue, I was mainly composed of it
>>36581407
yeah it's always better to exercise, but I have a sedentary lifestyle so I know I wouldn't keep it up forever
I'm a robot afterall

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What is life's lesson anyways? What is this stupid game all about? Is it really about a chemical process perpetuating itself through its DNA vehicles for no reason in a cold, careless materialistic universe and all it does is make its agents suffer again and again with no reward or compensation or meaning? Is it an all-encompassing futility that cannot be rationalised away and put on the back-burner while one attends to their needs/desires that were never supposed to exist? Yes it is! So what did life teach me both globally and personally? A lot. And none of it is good. I really have nothing good to say about life at all. It's all bad. Life is horrible and I despise it. There, I said it.

>>36581556
Its just a bit of a laugh init lad

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THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER CAN ONLY GET BETTER

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Haha I can totally relate to this image haha

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>sleep at 6pm
>wake up now
>still tired as fuck
>can't sleep

such is life

>>36581983
I MUST UNITE THE GERMANIC PEOPLES UNDER ONE original FLAG

>>36581556
nietzsche, lad

the meaning of life is whatever you find to keep you from killing yourself

Ok who was in the wrong here cause im still awake thinking about it.

>Yesterday I asked my brother to help clean the kitchen
>Brother says non of the mess is his so no
>I say whatever and do it myself
>fastforward to this evening
>Brother gets in from work at 11
>Didnt bring his keys with him like i've asked him to for like the past 4 weeks
>all his kitchen mess is still in the kitchen from this morning because I refuse to clean his shit when he wont help others with cleaning
>Ask him how he forgot keys again
>he palms me off
>I follow up by asking why he left mess for our mum to clean despite him always treating her like shit
>he then goes on a rant about how because he has a job he shouldnt have to do any of that
>refute by saying that it doesnt matter its just simple kindness
>he gets really vexxed shouting about how because I dont have a job I dont get to lecture people despite me being off because i've got depression
>try and ask him for actual reasons why he cant do simple things to make our mothers life easier
>he continues to shout and get angry with no actual reasons

I dont know why but I feel like shit over this. It might not seem like much but he doesnt know how lucky he is to have all this shit and all he ever does is expect others to cook and clean for him. He's moving out next month and a part of me wants him to fall flat on his fat arse and come crying back home yet another part of me never wants to see him again.

Im going to uni in September, and I honestly dont think ill be coming back if I can help it.

>>36582812
My primal fear of death? I guess that's the only thing keeping me back from going ahead with it. I just cannot find any meaning and it's incredibly isolating how life affirming much of the rest of the world is and how there isn't any proper legal means to have a quick and easy way out.

>>36582975
Most people hold their emotions all day and will let loose where they don't really mean to, in this case you, anon. Things will get better.

>>36582975
>Doesn't clean because he has a job

How does he expect to survive when he means out?

Nothing better than a piping hot brew.

>>36583115
Hmm yeah I guess so, it just irks me to another echelon when he chooses to work a job that is 12 hours a day because its apparently his passion then complains that he has to help around the house.


>>36583291
Exactly. He can't even iron his own clothes, he asks me to put them into the washing machine, dry them and fucking iron them. He also thinks that you can put anything in a dishwasher like greasy frying pans etc.

Im just biding my time til he leaves. I know it will be a huge weight lifted.

>>36577765
He's had a few close encounters already.

>>36578235
Serum synth. Kinda getting into these weird cute electronic tracks on soundcloud and I want to learn to make my own.

>>36579867
I feel your pain lad. I look like a fucking leper.

Really digging Burzum lads, hated metal all my life and more of a hiphop person but I'm feelin this

>>36578235
122GB worth of preggo porn

>>36583592
I don't mind it but it's never really gripped me and made me want to listen again. I normally listen to plebcore, admittedly.

captcha: Extra Western

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>>36576387
I'm an American, but I'm drinking and watching "Brazil"

Anyone ever seen it? Wanna share your opinions? I'm right at the end and want to talk about it.

>>36583665
yankee the door is that way

>tfw some half-nip 5'2 texan lass wants my long john silver
I literally can do nothing about this but I'm still happy that after many years someone has taken a slight liking to me. Maybe there is hope after all?

>wake up and extremely hungry
>go downstairs to make a sandwich or something
>absolutely nothing in the fridge
>have to wait 3-4 hours for mummy to get up to make me something

so this is how I die is it lads

>>36584019
What would your mother make that you can't?

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>>36584019
hey friendo, got milk? Just make some cereals. Im going to ahve a shower soon then some oats a milky to make me full.

>>36584056
bacon sandwich lad, I could make one but my family are extremely against me cooking at 5am
>>36584080
I don't like cereal lad but i might have to force myself

>>36584094
>my family are extremely against me cooking at 5am

Mine are the same and considering I'm basically nocturnal, life is suffering.

>>36584122
Truly suffering lad, I could get a takeaway at 3am and they wouldn't bat an eye but god forbid I cook some bacon.

>>36584189
Is it the smell that bothers them? If you cook bacon on an electric grill it barely makes a smell.

>>36584080
I want to steal that sign.

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>>36576799
>>36577022
>>36577033
>>36577122
>>36577600
>>36577933
>>36578122
>>36578166
>>36578200
>>36578611
>>36578833
>>36580022
>>36580066
>>36580211
>>36580299
>>36580366
>>36584122

That's a lot of unchecked repeating digits lads

lads I've got work in two hours and I've been up all night playing nier automata and gone through two bottles of bourbon

help what do I do I'm absolutely bladdered

>>36584359
You gotta carry the weight of the world, wagie.

>>36584430
shouldn't be too hard, I'm used to carrying the weight of yer mam lmao

the weight of the world is nothing next to her

>>36584359
If you're up all night playing vidya and drinking your job is probably shit and doesn't deserve you at your best. Use your best hours for things you enjoy.

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>>36584498
Cheeky twat, I swear.

>>36584537
you know what

fuck it, you're right, I'm going to hand in my notice today, I've got enough money to live comfortably just drinking, playing vidya and painting for a few months

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Raining outside and the wagies next door are getting up to leave for work.

>>36584768
To be clear I was saying to use your well rested hours to do what you enjoy and use your drunken, tired hours at work.

Try to find a way to be sustainably NEET if you can, it's much better without the looming dread of running out of money.

>>36584768
>turn up to work staggering, slurring and reeking of cheap whiskey
>LISSEN ERE U CUNT, I'M DONE WIV UR SHIT, I'M GOIN HOME TO NEET
Flawless plan. Report back with how it goes.

>>36584768
I feel obligated to tell you to wait until you're sober and see how you feel before acting. Just make sure you're not fucking yourself over in the long run.

>>36584778
It's dry here, but even so. I'd like it if the tories got rid of JSA entirely.

>>36585159
I'm not a NEET lad just a part time wagecuck who is off for 5 days now

>>36585159
>get rid of JSA
>more people become criminals because job prospects are doing nothing but dwindling as time goes on
based right wing though right

>been sleep deprived for 3 days
>last night fall asleep as soon as I come in at 17:30
>wake up around 05:00
feels good. I thought I was ok with little sleep but I now realise I feel so much better now that I've slept. I really must make sure I get enough sleep

I hate being a wagecuck wish I could beet neet like all of you.

0700: Wakeup, shower, iron shirt
0800: Work starts
17:00 Work Finishes
18:00 Get home
18:30 Make dinner
19:30 Practice Chinese
20:30: Go for walk
21:30: I now only have an hour and a half of free shitposting time before I need to go to bed and do it all again.

>>36585932
Sounds grim lad

11:00 wake up, shower
12:00 work starts
16:00 work finishes
16:30 get home
17:00 have dinner

I have have 12 hours of free shitposting time, glorious part time wagecuck life

>>36585932
What are you practicing Chinkese for, lad?

>>36586024
better job prospects

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fuck it's been a few days and I still really want to do figure skating
it doesn't feel like it's going away

Fuck. I was at 100% maximum comfy in bed and I had to pull myself out to wageslave. Easiest way to go from feeling great to wanting to kill yourself in 1 second.

>Wage slavery starts in t minus 5 minutes

>>36586207
How will it give you better job prospects? Learning a second language only gives you better prospects if you will actually be using it in your job

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I don't want to wageslave today, I want to stay at home and be lazy~

>>36586383
Better hurry to work to make Mr Goldberg some shekels or he'll be mad!

>>36586380
Job interviewers can be impressed by your desire for knowledge even if the second language isn't directly relevant to the job. It makes you look better from a persuasion angle

>>36586383
go make your boss more money!

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>>36586383
>>36586405
Tick tock wagie! Wouldn't wan't to disappoint Mr. Shlomo, would we now?

>>36586405
>>36586458
>>36586488
Please don't bully me, you NEETs have no idea how lucky you are~

>>36586380
I'm already climbing the business ladder. If I also speak chinese I'll have a skill few westerners pocess and will have to fend off the 60k job offers with a stick.

>>36586581
But you'll have to deal with Chinese people.

>>36586581
>pocess
you should probably learn to speak your native language before trying to learn a foreign one tbqh m8

>>36576429

Cat People. I had a look on kickass torrents but it's not there, I've only seen the trailer.

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WINDY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OOOOFFFFFF

>>36586407
As an employer, it doesn't really. I just want someone who can do the job the best. Learning a second language when it is not needed for the job is about as useful as knowing how to juggle.

>>36586581
Chinese is the meme language lad, everyone is learning it these days.

>>36586739
What kind of job are you the employer for? Does the position require constantly learning new things (emerging technologies etc)?

Spring>Autumn>Winter>Summer

This is fact

>>36586581
You'd be much better of travelling the world lad, employers love that shit. Had to go to some workshop with my company to learn what to look for when hiring new employees and looking for people who have travelled a lot is on the top of the list because it shows they have experience with other cultures and can self manage

>>36586682
That's what spell check is for

>>36586771
Personally I find:

Winter>Autumn>Spring>Summer

What do you like so much about Spring?

>>36586804
Fairly mild weather and I like all the colourful plants and leaves, call me a faggot I dont even care

>>36586776
>employers love it when you spend your time neeting around the world instead of gaining valuable experience by working

Wtf lad. Gaps on your cv are the worst thing ever

talking to a girl last night and we did that purity test thing. i got 94 and she got fucking 97. i'm in love lads. if i'm not the guy who takes her virginity i'm seriously going to kill myself

>>36586831
Not that lad but I quit my job for 6 months to go travelling. Had an interview and was worried about explaining the gap on my CV but told the guy I went travelling and he said he loves that answer.

>>36586831
Depends on the job. I think most employers know that spinning your wheels in some shitty wagecuck job isn't gaining you an valuable experience.

>>36577357
1st session of CBT in 48 min suppose i should get a wash or something.
might treat myself to a mcbreakfast after if there's enough time

>>36586850
what's the purity test anon?

>>36586870
here it is lad
http://ricepuritytest.com/

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>>36586869
woops forgot the waifu. baka boy

How much cash you need for this travelling meme

>>36586880
95. Shit.

Isn't there a possibility she's lying to you?

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>>36586880
mfw I'm chad incarnate

thinking of ending it lads

tell me why I should

>it's an /r9k/ thread about someone meeting his gf on this board

what the fuck, there's literally no fucking girls here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stop making up lies that give me hope I can find some reclusive gf

When will the nfc paying on phone shit stop? It's not fucking quicker. I'm tired of getting stuck behind some cunt trying to get their phone to scan

>>36587021
you wont be alive anymore?

>>36587139
I lost my virginity to a fembot 8 years ago.

R9k was much much less normie then. Too much competition these days

>>36586880
I get 84 but thats 'cause I'm a KHV. How do you even get 97? Which ones did she do?

Had the squirts all night lads

Still have a tummy ache and can't risk a single fart.

>work have said i can't have any more sick-days this year as i had a bunch around October
>we're allowed 3 days sick before getting in hot water
>really don't want to go in as my tummy still hurts a tonne and there is a good chance i'll shit myself

Might still risk calling a sicky, fuck my life.
>what would you do

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>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then-
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your spunk?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>FACKIN
>I hope you really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. Cream, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah white cum
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>Dirty cunt you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

>>36587139
Don't worry, what they mean is gf(male)

>>36587361
I'd call a sicky and if I got sacked I'd be glad I didn't have to work for such a draconian organization.

>>36587361
if I was in this situation I'd just be honest with them, can't imagine anything worse than shitting yourself at work.

>>36586869
>session of CBT
I'll never not find this amusing

>>36581840
>tfw old enough to remember this

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>>36577357
>Hermes have left my parcel "securely in porch"
>I don't have a porch

This doesn't bode well lads

>>36587361
If you're properly sick then they can't punish you lad. Call in sick, go to the doctor's to get a sick note and if they try to fire you then take them to tribunal and sue the living daylights out of them.

>tfw want to sleep
>tfw amazon says my huawei p9 and papaya soap is coming today

Fucking hell, come on already you damn delivery man.

>>36587858
What if your neighbour opens your dragon dildos?

builders are here again REEEEEE
actually wanted to go out today but will have to stay at home making tea all day. why does no one tell me anything before hand REEEE

>>36587858
>>36587907
what size of dragon dildos do you have?

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I slept past my alarm by 30 minutes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>36587858
>Hermes

The lack of a porch is the least of your worries.

>>36587935

So did I, but it wasn't really that essential that I wake up at 9:15

>>36587858
>Hermes

RIP your parcel

Anyone else use those Amazon lockers? Much better than missing your shit then having to go the post office. Might just be 'cause I work near one so its convenient though.

>>36587977

We have a pick up point at our work for DPD

I'd say 85% of people minimum have no clue what they are doing, they don't bring the QR code, or the email, or the reference number, or any ID. They just say "I'm here to collect a parcel for 123 feel street"

>>36587942
Not that lad but at least with Hermes he has a chance. If it was Yodel he'd be fucked.

>tfw Yodel driver leaves almost a grand of computer hardware in my recycling bin in the street

>>36588003
The Amazon ones are better than those 'cause you don't need to interact with a person. You just can the shit and it opens.

>>36587935
has the doggo been sent down from the heavens itself

>>36588007
yodel are shite, I watched them drop my speakers from my window and they didn't even apologise, lucking only a bit of wooden facing came off which I could just glue back on but that's not the point

might begin starving today lads

still waiting for these councilmen to finish with my driveway so I can't go out to the supermarket for my regular thursday midmorning shop when it's quietest

they're late today, so I'm losing hope that I'll be able to go tomorrow

>>36588051
Not even surprised lad. The PC parts in the bin wasn't even the worse I've seen.

>guy pulls up in his silver Corsa
>neighbour isn't in so delivers his parcel to my house
>neighbour pulls up as the guy is handing me it
>driver go to give my neighbour the parcel
>drops the box while taking it over
>can hear whatever is inside smash
>guy just drops it in my neighbours garden and leaves

bloody freezing today

had to put my central heating back on and my thermostat was at 15 degrees

>>36588003
It's your job to get them their parcel, pleb. Why should they have to fuck around with QR codes when there's a pleb there being paid to do it for them?

Scum like you make me sick. Know your place, you fucking peasant

Quick question lads, who's "Hannah"?

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>one guy in my friendship group that constantly disagrees with every opinion I have
>brings up the fact a leddit post has a lot of upvotes to prove he's right

jesus

>>36588120
enjoy lad
http://www.extremetube.com/video/hannah-compilation-65554

>>36588185
You should show him your folder full of cartoon frog memes to prove to him that you are right.

>>36588209
Fair point lad, but it wasn't even that important of an opinion. All I said was the new CoD trailer was good and he went on a rant

>>36588236
>All I said was the new CoD trailer was good

did you really like that they removed british and russian campaigns in favour of just telling a short story from the us perspective in 44-45?

> not getting packages delivered to your work

?

>>36588312
If you're that normie why not just get them delivered to a neighbours?

> yodel missed delivery
>get paper slip through door saying they'd left the package in a safe place
>look everywhere for an hour
>finally find it in my dustbin

>>36588312
Yeah that is bizarre.
>>36588331
If you really aren't a normie then you'd be at home for your delivery.

>>36588344
it's like a treasure hunt, you should be thanking them

Sitting at my desk, got a cup of coffee and the comfy tunes on, just about to smoke a pipe of hash then get started with work.

Life is good, laddos.

>brother is having his 5th kid.
I can't even have have one.
Almost 30 and nothing to show for my life.
Might as well go sit in the dark and listen to mudvayne and play pokemon like every other sad case my age.

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sup cunts. I missed goodfellas poster, that's why I came back. Otherwise I wouldn't even bother. Is everyone doing press-ups on fists? You better be.
Pic marginally related. Carl Sagan and some scientists also smoked weed and they were successful.
When will it be legalised in UK, eh?