What is the quickest least painful way someone with $100 can an hero?

nice butt

but wtf are you talking about

Buy bus ticket to city, take tour of a tall building, jump off the top.

>>36575964
falling death sounds fun

>>36575964
pay someone $100 to shoot you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBOtsjCN1f4

>>36576016
Suicide
>>36576067
No one would accept that. Unless one of you live around NW ohio?.....

>>36575964
Train, jump or helium

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Helium exit bag, you can also buy a Derringer Model D or a Mosin Nagant 91/30 for less than $100, both of which have a large enough cartridge to ensure death

>>36576101
What kind of helium tank? I've heard ones sold in stores as of late don't do the job

>>36576127
pls show me where you can buy a mosin for less than $100 today

>>36576127
im not suicidal at all i just wanna know where could you aim a gun to die instantly? like i have a 38 special and a shotgun with buckshot and id be afraid id live because ive saw pictures of dudes with meat for faces and half a brain. where would you aim and how likely is death using buckshot?

>>36575964
Hanging or drowning.

I've read drowning is actually an almost painless way to die: People panic from the shock of water hitting their lungs, not because they're in any real pain. If you know the shock is coming and continue to "breathe" normally underwater, you can just quietly pass out in a matter of seconds.

>>36576238
At the head

originaoooao

>>36576146
Oh, I didn't know that. Well trains and jumping are still both reliable, quick and free if done correctly.

>>36576146
They don't. The helium is mixed with oxygen now to prevent an heroing.

Consider getting a tank of nitrogen or argon from a welding-supply store. Any noble gas will work; you die not from the gas itself but from its ability to displace the oxygen in the bag.

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>>36576096
pay urself the money and then shoot yorself in a double cross

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>>36576268
yeah but this can happen

>>36576016
get out newfag im fucking dead serious

>>36576275
Do you need a special license to purchase?

>>36576275
How noble of them

>>36576096
Yo, I won't shoot you, but I'll be your friend, I'm in the 419 area

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>>36576403
fucking cocksucking shit I forgot pic related

>>36576380
I don't think so, but you'll have to look into what's required in your area/at the stores near you. Pretty sure you will need to leave some money as a deposit for the tank at least.

Bear in mind you also need a flow regulator and hoses, etc., to put it all together. Research, research, research before you try anything.

https://beveragelements.com/beverage_elements_shop/nitrogen-cylinders/20-cu-ft-nitrogen-cylinder-steel-new/?gclid=CPTDxtaRw9MCFZCFaQodewkOeA

How well might this work?

>>36575964
Crash your car at 90 miles per hour into a tree. Don't fall for the le you'll survive meme. You will fucking die. For a plus you can make it look like an accident by getting drunk beforehand. This is the best suicide method by far.

>>36575964
Jump down a really tall building. Once you jump you will 100% die so yea

>>36576407
419 as well. Name your price and hopefully i can pull more dough togather

>>36576342
Only if you're a retard who places the gun directly under his chin and disintegrates his own face.

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>>36576403
>>36576423

Heheheh, Never try to make jokes again, carlos.

Are you really this big of a failure? Krazy punk, I bet you're feeling Xenophobic Rn.

I'm the Og carlos, you shouldn't have ever tried to beat me.

>>36576488
how would you due would it be instant and what injuries would you have

>>36576470
>Ships empty

Probably pretty well, if your plan is to hit yourself over the head with it.

>>36576525
but cant you miss the brain even aiming up through the mouth? and if you did shoot your brain what are the odds you could survive? cant you kive with your front brain so what would 1 hole do

>>36576535
fuck of you smug spic ree

>>36575964
buy a cheap hooker and jump of a bridge nigger

>>36576559
Your neck would break so it would be instantaneous. Make sure you're going fast enough.

>>36576582
Kek whoops. Drowning, jumping, slamming car into a tree really sounds way less complicated than building an exit bag at this point

>>36576588
you die from the bleeding, not the lack of brain.

>>36576656
would it be instant? or is that hust lying to yourself

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>>36576611
>He's so stupid he didn't even notice the joke

wew

>>36576642
>Your neck would break so it would be instantaneous

You have no way to guarantee that. Hope you're trolling as this is a really shitty way to attempt suicide.

Before I save this image does it have a penis or not

>>36576695
doesnt matter I got dubdubs

>>36576717
That's a chick, you're all good senpai

>>36576515
Nah nigga I don't wanna shoot you I just wanna buy you some Rudy's :)
Maybe we could take a walk down Alexis road

https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/dc06i/charcoalburning_suicide_a_painless_and/

>>36576238
In your mouth or left temple. Think for a second you want to ensure the bullet goes through your brain, not your face, or just glazes the side of your brain. You want the bullet to go all the way in your brain and out the other side. I'd suggest angling your shotgun so it shoot directly through the top of your brainstem and hits your brain at the same time.

tldr - Barrel in mouth or pressed against one side of your forehead.

>>36576700
That's how a person in my neighborhood did it. No one knew it was a suicide attempt except one of his close friends. He didn't tell his family though. His body was completely fucked up. If you crash your car at a high enough speed YOU WILL DIE. It happens every day.

>>36576488
>You will fucking die
Not necessarily and if you do it could easily take a while

>>36576723
no, you have to go back to this post
>>36576535

And look real hard at every capitalized word

This really is elemental, easy stuff anon

>>36576833
Shit son got it. The noble gas abbreviations. Kek.

>>36575964
Old age after turning your life around and filling it with hobbies and people that make you full filled is the best way to go out.

Just do that.

>>36576743
Nice. Any ideas on how to completely seal off a room or car?

>>36576909
tape and plastic? what is there to it?

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>>36576877
that's goddamn right I had to work on that like a bitch in heat

>>36576952
Any old charcol will work?

>>36575964
Buy $100 of heroin

>>36576999
that's a pretty dumb question but nice trips I guess

>>36576127
>Nugget for less than $100

Oh man I miss 2005

>>36575964
You could try to pick up a dress shirt and pants and find occupation

oreganomics

start the biggest steroid cycle you can, and never stop. Ez.

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here you go

ogirinala

>>36580133
That sounds dangerous as fuck. Heat it up too much the acid will fume and fill your lungs with sulfuric acid. A heating plate might be fine but a fire? He may not have went out that peacefully.

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>>36580133
can't this be achieved much easier with one of those disposable BBQs and a sealed camping tent?