How do I make 3 grand in 4 days?

Own a business
rob a drugdealer

Suck 300 cocks for 10$

>>36575136
Sell both kidneys

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jump into traffic and threaten to sue

>>36575147
You know, I wonder how easy this would be. Get a camera with a good lens/binoculars. Stake out shady areas and watch for drug deals.

Follow them home and either rob their house when they leave or blackmail them with the threat of leaving evidence of their drug dealing to the police

I actually wonder if you could become like some sort of autistic batman by taking videos of drug deals going down and sending them to the police station

>>36575290
>tfw I got hit by a car for real once and could have sued for a ton of money if I'd wanted to even though I wasn't that badly hurt
>felt bad for the person who hit me and just asked for money to repair my bike

>>36575308
Druggies are unstable normies, they'll just beat you up or kill you if you try to provoke them

Some teenager tried a similar stint where I live and got stabbed to death by his classmate

>>36575308
You know, you can find them with thermal cam. Most weedgrowers emit heat like its candy and itstick out af.

Just wait till owner leaves and break in

>>36575396
Obviously I wouldn't confront them, anon. I'd figure out who they are then leave a letter under their door or send them an email if I can find them online, with video footage of them dealing drugs or doing whatever crime I've caught them doing.

And then they'd have to wire money to some anonymous paypal I created.

Be a girl and play video games on twitch.

>>36575419
Thermal cams are expensive and I'm not nearly brave enough to break into someone's house

u try male prostitution
works the best

Probably take out a loan

fart for money

>>36575522
Well, its safer than robbing one on gunpoint.

I wonder if blackmail would work. Then again, it would have to be crypto as any traceable currency/delivery system would get you killed

>>36575668
Bitcoin would probably work. Alternatively don't make any profit and make them donate to a charity or something

>>36575136
Take 3 quid and put it on a horse with 1000/1 odds.

>>36575136
Serve your boipussy 50 bucks a pop, 60 times.

You might feel a little loose and sore when done, but that's alright.